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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Oct-12-16
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  saffuna: Is 1920 considered a dead-ball or a live-ball year? Maybe a transition year.

In any case, I suspect that during the dead ball era teams often had a lot of hits but few runs. True?

Since there was little chance of a home run, pitchers wouldn't throw their hardest with nobody on base, so there would be more hits. Then they would bear down with runners in scoring position.

I've read excerpts of "Pitching in a Pinch" which explain this philosophy.

Oct-12-16
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  Phony Benoni: I've always here that 1920 was the beginning of the lively ball era, the impetus being the excitement created by Ruth's record total of 29 home runs in 1919. Averages and home urns were up significantly, but Ruth with 54 home runs still outhomered every other team in the majors except for the Phillies.

Things really heated up in 1921. That was after the Black Sox scandal broke openly at the end of 1920, providing more impetus for putting more positive excitement into the game.

Oct-12-16
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  saffuna: Bill James suggests that the beaning death of Ray Chapman may have had something to do with the increased home runs.

The ball which killed him, in the late afternoon, was dirty, and people thought he hadn't seen it well. So they began to introduce new balls into the game more often.

Oct-12-16
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  Phony Benoni: There's also the outlawing of the spitball, with its erratic breaks after 1920.

Obviously, there were a number of factors leading in the same direction that just happened to occur at the same time.

Oct-12-16
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  OhioChessFan: Anyone who saw the Eric Gregg game will never forget it. Those clips don't do justice to how bad it was.
Oct-12-16  Travis Bickle: <Phony Benoni: There's also the outlawing of the spitball, with its erratic breaks after 1920.> Hey Mr Benoni, did Gaylord Perry play in 1920? Because if I remember correctly he used to grease the ball up pretty good.. ; P
Oct-12-16  Travis Bickle: <OhioChessFan: Anyone who saw the Eric Gregg game will never forget it.> Yo Elvis, Eric Gregg had a big colossal azz on him!! You could compare it to a Hippo!! see below...

http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net...

Oct-12-16
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  saffuna: I think the umpires seem to be a bit slimmer, at least not grossly obese, ever since John McSherry died of a heart attack during a game.
Oct-12-16
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  saffuna: How strange to have no baseball games on a mid-October day.

Cubs look like a team of destiny to me, sure to at least reach the World Series.

Oct-13-16
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  saffuna: The original Ted Williams shift: http://i2.wp.com/espnfivethirtyeigh...

Notice the leftfielder is basically playing a deep shortstop.

Oct-13-16
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  WannaBe: Some Useless Information that I'm "Borrowing" from ESPN. Before the start of LAD/WAS game 5:

<The last time a baseball team in Washington won a postseason series was when the Senators beat the New York Giants in Game 7 of the 1924 World Series in the nation's capital.>

Oct-13-16
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  WannaBe: Thank you Doug:

<Doug Padilla
ESPN Staff Writer

If 20-year-old Julio Urias enters Game 5 for the Dodgers tonight, he will become the youngest MLB pitcher in a playoff game since Don Gullett and Bert Blyleven pitched in the 1970 postseason at age 19.>

I did not know, that Bert went to high school in Garden Grove, next door to Long Beach.

Here's the game where Bert came in to relieve J. Kaat:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/b...

(The game is kinda 'funny' because it's pre DH, you see Palmer went 1-4 with a run scored, and he did not strike out once in that game!)

Here's the game where Gullett, at 19 years old, pitched 3 1/3 inning relief and got the save in a 3-1 Cincinnati victory.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/b...

(Seriously, how many managers today have the cajones to leave a 19 years old in there, for 3 1/3 innings?????)

Oct-13-16
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  WannaBe: Wow, I'm just finding gold today:

<As the Elias Sports Bureau computed Tuesday, the Cubs were the 828th team in history to find itself coming to bat, in the ninth inning or later, trailing by three runs in a postseason game.

Only three of those teams had found a way to win. (It’s still incomprehensible, by the way, that all three did it in the same week in 1986. But that’s a whole different blog post for another day.) >

http://www.espn.com/blog/jayson-sta...

'86, *snaps finger*, '86... Gotta go back to baseball-reference and look up that year's play-offs.

Oct-13-16  Travis Bickle: So Phony are you pulling for The Cubs? I don't want to pressure you but all these celebs are big time Cubs Fans! ; P

http://www.ranker.com/list/celebrit...

& even even these guys!

http://www.shadesdaddyblog.com/wp-c...

Oct-13-16
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  WannaBe: 1986. Ugh, no wonder I don't want to remember it, California Angels and BoSox in ALCS, Astros and NY Metropolitans in the NLCS.

In game 4, Angels scored 3 runs bottom 9th, and then 1 more in the eleventh to win 4-3

Game 5, BoSox scored 4 top 9th to go ahead by one, Angels scored bottom 9 to tie, but lost in 11 innings. Donnie Moore later committed suicide.

NLCS Game 6, Mets scored 3 runs top 9th to force extra innings, then 14th both teams scored a run. Top 16th Mets scored three runs, bottom of the frame, Houston scored twice.

These must the 3 games that Jayson referred to.

Oct-13-16
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  saffuna: Corey Seager was the Dodgers best hitter this year, and their best power hitter. Yet he bats second. I think Roberts thinks in traditional images and wants to hit his middle infielders at the top of the lineup, and have his players at the traditional power spots (3b, 1b) hit third and fourth.
Oct-13-16
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  Phony Benoni: Well, Travis, I gotta root for the Cubs. I've been on the beer wagon so many years it's not use jumping off now. But a thought just hit me today.

Cubs: last won in 1908. Taft (R) won Presidential election.

Nationals/Expos have never won a World Series. Washington Senators last won in 1924. Coolidge (R) won Presidential election.

Indians last won the World Seires in1948. Truman (D) won Presidential election, as long as you didn't read the Chicago Tribuen.

Dodgers last won the World Series in 1988. Bush 41 (R) won Presidential election.

Blue Jays last won the World Series in 1993. Darn it. But they also won in 1992. Clinton (D) won Presidential election.

We'll see what happens tonight before trying to interpret this.

Oct-13-16
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  WannaBe: LAD finally managed to get that 0 H out of the way...
Oct-13-16
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  WannaBe: Did not know this, J. Urias have 6 pick offs, tied for lead. Considering that he pretty much only pitched 1/3 of a season. Wow!!

He just picked off another one. Excellent move to first.

Oct-13-16
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  WannaBe: "And he's out from me to you." -- V. Scully
Oct-13-16
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  WannaBe: Goooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaal!!!!
Oct-13-16
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  WannaBe: Bad call by Roberts for that third bunt attempt. Ugh!!
Oct-13-16
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  WannaBe: Yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!
Oct-13-16
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  WannaBe: That's two more runs!!!! You red headed, bearded Viking Turner!
Oct-13-16
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  WannaBe: Sheet, sheet, sheet!!!
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