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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Aug-15-12  Shams: I may have sent Dick Vitale a bit of a rude tweet-- after Felix Hernandez' perfect game today, he tweeted (paraphrasing) "Wow, wasn't that fantastic, but how much cooler would it be if King Felix were a Yankee? Someday he will be, I promise you."

Why do some people think things only matter if they happen in New York? I wish Dick Vitale and Bob Costas would punch each other in the face for an hour.

Aug-16-12
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  WannaBe: Dick Vitale -250
Bob Costas +190
Aug-16-12  Shams: Quite a vig you're carving out for yourself there, <WannaBe>.
Aug-16-12
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  WannaBe: There are hungry Chinese (children) in San Francisco, you know. =)))
Aug-16-12
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  WannaBe: Instead of "Say it ain't so, Joe", now it's "Sir, yes, sir!"

http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fa...

Aug-16-12
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  WannaBe: Did you guys read about the J. DiMagio stamp (forever) that Postal Service had to put out an explanation on the depiction on the follow-through??

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-b...

Aug-16-12
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  Phony Benoni: <JB> It's an umpire judgment call:

<Rule 8.01(b) Comment: With no runners on base, the pitcher is not required to come to a complete stop when using the Set Position. If, however, in the umpire’s judgment, a pitcher delivers the ball in a deliberate effort to catch the batter off guard, this delivery shall be deemed a quick pitch, for which the penalty is a ball. See Rule 8.05(e) Comment.

Rule 8.05(e) Comment: A quick pitch is an illegal pitch. Umpires will judge a quick pitch as one delivered before the batter is reasonably set in the batter’s box. With runners on base the penalty is a balk; with no runners on base, it is a ball. The quick pitch is dangerous and should not be permitted.>

So if Gonzalez was in the batter's box and ready to hit, the motion was legal.

Aug-16-12  Jim Bartle: Gonzalez was set in the batter's box, waiting for the pitch. The pitcher (can't remember his name) just didn't stop at the set position, throwing off Gonzalez' timing. Or so he claimed.
Aug-16-12
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  Phony Benoni: Then Gonzalez has no recourse. I'd bet Valentine knew the rule, but was just standing up for his player.

I would guess this isn't done more often since it can upset the pitcher's timing as well.

Aug-16-12  Jim Bartle: Palmer was saying that this pitcher did this relatively often, to keep the batter off-balance. He said the Sox's scouting staff should have told the batters of this tendency. But maybe they did and Gonzalez didn't remember, and nobody reminded him as he went up to bat.

But you're right about Valentine. Gonzalez was just yelling from the bench (no argument on the field at first) and got tossed. Only then did Valentine come out to argue and get ejected.

Aug-16-12
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  Phony Benoni: Here's the highlight. Gonzalez looks ready to me, but apparently he didn't think so:

http://baltimore.orioles.mlb.com/ne...

Aug-16-12  Jim Bartle: The Red Sox announcers had no idea what the problem was, while the Orioles announcers knew immediately that Gonzalez was complaining about a quick pitch.
Aug-16-12
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  Phony Benoni: Miguel Cabrera hit his 30th home run yesterday, becoming the first Tiger to reach that milestone for five years in a row. That seemed unusual, considering that Detroit has usually been a hitting team, but leave it to Elias to point out what was really unusual about it:

<"Miguel Cabrera became the first Tigers player to hit 30 home runs in five consecutive seasons when he connected off Cole De Vries in the first inning of Detroit's 5-1 win at Minnesota. That leaves St.Louis/Baltimore as the only one of the 16 pre-expansion franchises for which no player has done that. Rafael Palmeiro had four straight 30-homer seasons for the Orioles (1995-98), and Cal Ripken had six consecutive seasons with 25 or more HR (1982-87). But no Browns or O's player hit 30 or more home runs for five seasons in a row.">

My first thought was, "What??" My second was, "How about the White Sox?" No, they had Frank (Big Hurt) Thomas from 1993-1997. The Senators/Twins? No, Harmon Killebrew six years in a row, including two in Washington. Cleveland? No, Jim Thomé had seven from 1996-2002.

Wasn't sure whether to count Ted Williams; he had eight, but they weren't consecutive due to WWII (1939-1942 and 1946-1949). But Jimmie Foxx (1936-1940) covers the Red Sox anyway. He also covers the Athletics; oddly enough, Reggie, McGwire or Jose Canseco didn't do it.

There seems no need to bring up the Yankees.

Maybe I'll check the NL later. I would guess Schmidt for the Phillies, Snider for the Dodgers, Mays for the Giants, Aaron for the Braves, Stargell for the Pirates. Maybe Frank Robinson for the Reds, but I'm not sure about the Cubs (not Ernie Banks, Billy Williams, or Ron Santo) and Cardinals.

Aug-16-12  Jim Bartle: Mays had 30 six years in a row ending in 1966, his last really great year.

I assume you've seen that the majors will be down one M. Cabrera for the next 50 games, Melky being suspended from the Giants for PEFs.

I guess it's always suspicious when a guy takes a huge power jump. You could find a lot of suspects who were never implicated, one of the most obvious being Brady Anderson of the O's, who went from 16 homers to 50 in 1996.

Aug-16-12
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  Phony Benoni: Braves: Aaron had seven from 1957-1963 and five from 1969-1973.

Pirates: Stargell never did better than four, but I should have remember Ralph Kiner with six (1947-1952).

Reds: Frank Robinson with five (1958-1962).

Dodgers: Duke Snider had five straight with 40+ (1953-1957)

Phillies: Mike Schmidt with nine straight (1979-1987) and 13 of 14, starting in 1974.

Cubs: Oh, of course, Sammy Sosa, with ten from 1995-2004.

Cardinals: Not Bill White, Ken Boyer, Stan Musial, Rogers Hornsby, or Mark McGwire. Let's see... oh, I'm living in the past again. Albert Pujols, eleven straight from 2001-2011.

Aug-16-12  Jim Bartle: Schmidt's streak is even more impressive, as it includes the strike year of 1981.

What's the record for most players with 30 in one year with one team? I remember it was big news when the Dodgers had four in 1977, but I doubt that's the record. Baltimore had seven with 20 homers in 1977, which I would guess is the record.

And who had 30-homer seasons for the most teams? I'll guess Gary Sheffield with six.

Aug-16-12
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  Phony Benoni: Here's a list of team home runs which appears to be current through 2009:

http://www.baseball-almanac.com/rec...

I doubt anyone is going to beat Sheffield's record. Dave Kingman had only three (Mets, Cubs, Athletics) with 29 one year for the Giants.

Aug-16-12  Jim Bartle: Kingman was never really a regular with the Giants. They already had a first baseman, his fielding at third wasn't so great, and they had other good young infielders competing for playing time (Goodson, Ontiveros).
Aug-16-12
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  keypusher: <WannaBe: Did you guys read about the J. DiMagio stamp (forever) that Postal Service had to put out an explanation on the depiction on the follow-through??>

Looks like it was done by a 12-year-old who had never seen a baseball game. Couldn't they have just handed the artist a picture of DiMaggio following through and had him trace it?

Aug-16-12
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  keypusher: <Phony Benoni: Here's a list of team home runs which appears to be current through 2009:>

Thanks, interesting. When you talk about unbreakable records, the 1908 Chicago White Sox should definitely be part of the conversation, it looks like.

Aug-16-12  Jim Bartle: Took a look. Dead ball era or not, to go 16-17 with a 2.02 ERA as Frank Smith did is tough. And to go 40-15 with a team which hit three homers all year long? 464 innings pitched, and only 56 walks?
Aug-17-12
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  Phony Benoni: Even better--not only did Walsh win 40 games, he hit one of the three home runs.
Aug-17-12  Overgod: Hey Phony Benoni!!!

You saved my life! I was looking everywhere (going through page after page of kibitzing) and going through game after game, to find a puzzle posted yesterday (August 16, 2012)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I finally found your treasure chest of puzzle archives!!

I'll be favorting this, to avoid painful headaches in the future!!!

Just so you know: Your efforts made me a very happy man today (especially now that I don't have to waste so much time in the future again!)

Thanks a lot!

Cheers from Australia!

Aug-17-12
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  keypusher: <Phony Benoni: Even better--not only did Walsh win 40 games, he hit one of the three home runs.>

Which is the equivalent of 88 <quadrangulares> on the 1997 Seattle Mariners. Take that, Ken Griffey!

Aug-17-12
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  Phony Benoni: <Overgod> You're welcome. It's one of my goals to increase the life expectancy of chess players.
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