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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18636 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Aug-07-16
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  saffuna: I remember Derek Jeter, saw that one on TV. A-Rod, too, I think.
Aug-07-16
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  perfidious: Believe Boggs--of all people--was one.
Aug-07-16
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  Phony Benoni: Glad to see he got it with a real hit. It's been an interminable crawl, so it's good to get there with a little class.

Hard to believe he'll return next year, so in five years (if all goes a planned) Ortiz, A-Rod and Ichiro will be on the ballot.

Aug-07-16
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  WannaBe: Wow, thought that question would be a bit tough, Boggs, ARoid, and Jeter.
Aug-07-16
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  saffuna: That's because they were all recent, not back in the mists of time.
Aug-07-16
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  WannaBe: You want 'mist of time'!??! Okay. =))

Who is the first officially recognized player to get 3000 hits.

I phrased it in a way, such that Negro League or any record that's possibly disputable.

Any opinion or theory, why none of the earlier players got their 3000th hit with a home run?

Aug-07-16
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  saffuna: Cap Anson, 1897.

Why were no 3000ths a home run before Boggs?

I only count 8 to 10 of them were real power hitters, with 15% of their hits being homers. So for none of 3000s to be a home run is quite unlikely, but but not shocking.

For example, Stan Musial was both a power hitter and a high average hitter. 13% of his hits were home runs. 20% of Aaron's hits were homers.

I see the chance of no homers on 3000 for those 8-10 players to be about the same as rolling a die 8 times without rolling a 2. Which is about 3%.

Aug-07-16
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  WannaBe: Cap is correct!!
Aug-07-16
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  Penguincw: < saffuna: I remember Derek Jeter, saw that one on TV. A-Rod, too, I think. >

BTW: Did you hear the "story" of how each of these guys got their ball back? Definitely reflects how baseball views them. :p

If anyone wants to find out, just type in "Christian Lopez Yankees" (Jeter) and "Zack Hample" (A-Rod).

< WannaBe: ... Who is the first officially recognized player to get 3000 hits. >

Without looking it up, my shot in the dark was actually "Ty Cobb" (the first to <4>000 hits).

Interestingly enough, the guy who was the first officially recognized player to get 3000 hits, was also the oldest player to do so.

< Any opinion or theory, why none of the earlier players got their 3000th hit with a home run? >

My theory would've been that many of them playing in the dead ball era, but looks like most of them actually played in the live ball era.

Aug-07-16
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  Phony Benoni: Here's a list:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3,000...

I thought Cap Anson had lost his membership due to having his hits in the National Association (1871-1875) disqualified, but he still had enough to squeak in.

I figured either Wagner or Lajoie was next, and it turned out to be the former by three months. He started a year later, but caught up.

Aug-07-16
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  saffuna: The list of most times on base is a bit different. Williams, Bonds, Rickey and Yastrzemski especially move up:

Rose, Bonds, Cobb, Henderson,Yastrzemski, Musial, Aaron and Speaker are the leaders.

Aug-07-16
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  Phony Benoni: The droughts are interesting. After Speaker and Collins in 192, the next two are Waner in 1942 and Musial in 1958. No players whose career began in the 1910s or 1930s made it, and only Wanter from the 1920s and Musial from the1940s.

<penguincw> I think you underestimate Miguel Cabrera's changes. He's at 2460 now, and will probably be over 2500 by year's end. He regularly gets 180-200, so even if hw loses a bit three or four move years should do it. He's only 33 now, so that is hardly out of the question.

If he started averaging 75 hits a year, I think he would retire long before seven years were up.

Aug-07-16
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  WannaBe: That is an interesting observation, WWII definitely had an effect and affect on the 30s, but US did not enter WWI until 1917.

If you are, say 22, 23, 24 years old in late 30s and just reached the Big League; and by '41 US entered the conflict, that would explain some of the stats.

Aug-07-16
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  saffuna: Ichiro reached 2000 hits in his first nine seasons. That must be the quickest ever.
Aug-07-16
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  saffuna: <If you are, say 22, 23, 24 years old in late 30s and just reached the Big League; and by '41 US entered the conflict, that would explain some of the stats.>

DiMaggio, Williams and Greenberg, for example.

Aug-07-16
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  Penguincw: < PB: ... <penguincw> I think you underestimate Miguel Cabrera's changes. He's at 2460 now, and will probably be over 2500 by year's end. He regularly gets 180-200, so even if hw loses a bit three or four move years should do it. He's only 33 now, so that is hardly out of the question.

If he started averaging 75 hits a year, I think he would retire long before seven years were up. >

My point was that since he would only need ~75 hits/seasons for 7 years. That achievement seems easy to get, thus proving my point (which was, which active players with 2K+ hits I think can reach 3K hits).

Aug-08-16
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  Phony Benoni: <Ichiro reached 2000 hits in his first nine seasons. That must be the quickest ever.>

It might depend on how you define "quickest", but if you're talking number of game Suzuki is second. #1 (and #3) I think might surprise you a bit.

http://m.mlb.com/news/article/68270...

Aug-08-16  Party Animal: Ah shut up old man!
Aug-08-16
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  saffuna: Al Simmons? Would never have guessed. But he beat Ichiro by only 12 games.

Looks to me as if Simmons did it in his tenth season while Ichiro did it in his ninth.

Aug-08-16
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  WannaBe: Interesting two games stretch for SFG, MadBum lost a tough one (1-0) yesterday, and today, it will be Cueto and Fernandez in Miami.

Not sure if Ichiro is starting, or not, if he is, I'm sure all 3,000 fans will give him a nice standing ovation.

Aug-08-16
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  Phony Benoni: Actually, Simmons had 1996 after ten years, so it was early in his 11th. He missed a number of games due to injuries, and of course the seasons were a bit shorter.
Aug-08-16
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  perfidious: The one caveat in my mind regarding Cabrera is that, formidable a hitter as he remains, his body type is one which does not age well; he will undoubtedly wind up a full-time DH before long, the question being whether he can retain enough bat speed to reach the hallowed ground of 3000 before the end comes.
Aug-08-16
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  Phony Benoni: <perfidious> All very true. We need only look at somebody like Prince Fielder whose body seems to have fallen apart in an instant.

Cabrera is more capable of avoiding or delaying such a collapse. Despite appearances, he is a genuine athlete with a strong work ethic and the discipline to make necessary changes in his life and game.

There have been some troubling and lingering injuries already, probably dues to switching to third base for a couple of years to accommodate Fielder.

It may be a while before he's a fulltime DH, as the Tigers already have the effective Victor Martinez whose body is clearly too fragile to play in the field regularly. But Cabrera will probably wind up in that slot some day.

Aug-08-16
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  WannaBe: Listening to this SFG/MIA game, and announcer keep saying Bearclaw (relief pitcher for Marlins)

I'm going, great, an American Indian (Or Native American in the Majors!)

http://www.espn.com/mlb/player/_/id...

Aug-08-16
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  saffuna: Too late to see Jim Thorpe play.
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