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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Jun-25-17
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  WannaBe: Other thing I learned from ESPN, never, ever, ever, in NY or after relocating to SF.

Giants have never, ever lost 50 or more games before July 1st. SFG, after today's loss, 27-51.

Remember in 2016, at the All-Star break, SFG owned the best record in MLB, 57-33, 24 games over .500

SFG then finished 2016 with 87-75, which means the team finished the second half with 30-42.

Funny thing is, same as 2016, SFG will start the second half, after All-Star break at San Diego, in 2017.

Jun-26-17
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  Penguincw: < A pitch was so wild, 2 runners scored!? >

It's happened before I'm sure. In G7 of the 2016 WS, Lester uncorked one of those.

There's been a WP where 3 runners scored (helped with an error, and a pitcher not paying attention). And it was done by yes, the Rockies.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pth...

I'm sure 4 runners can score on a WP (uncaught third strike).

Jun-26-17
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  Penguincw: <Giants>

Well you know, it's not an even year. Although MadBum going down isn't helping them. And well, the regular season isn't where they perform their best (same for MadBum), but watch out. If they make the postseason, they make a ton of noise.

MadBum, if his left arm ever gets injured, I can see him become a hitter too, like Ankiel. Kyle Drabek, a former Jays pitcher and son of Doug Drabek last year signed a contract to play SS for the Giants (and 3B for ARI). So far, nothing.

Jun-26-17
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  saffuna: <I'm sure 4 runners can score on a WP (uncaught third strike).>

That brings up a question I've asked before. How late can a batter swing and it's still a strike? Say a pitch gets by the catcher with two strikes. The batter then swings and runs to first base. Is that a strike?

A while ago a pitcher bounced a pitch twenty feet in front of the plate and headed for the backstop. The batter took a practice swing and the ump called it a strike.

Jun-26-17
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  WannaBe: 2 runners scoring isn't that rare, earlier this year Kershaw uncorked one that allowed 2 runs.

If Kershaw can do it... =))

Jun-26-17
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  saffuna: If Billy Hamilton is on base anything can happen.
Jun-27-17
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  Penguincw: R.I.P. to Anthony Young.

The former Mets pitcher dies at the age of 51 due to brain cancer. Most famous for losing a lot of games despite a low ERA.

http://www.sportsnet.ca/baseball/ml...

Jun-28-17
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  WannaBe: So, I was reading an article on this MIN guy, catcher, who's from Gilroy, CA (Garlic Capital of the World!! I drive past the city every time I go to/from LA) who have pitched 9 times this year.

His pitches have been clocked at 62 MPH, (definitely don't have to worry about being pulled over for speeding. Most interstates in the US are 70 or 75MPH limit...)

Hence, it raised a rather interesting question, what is the slowest speed you can pitch a ball, and still have it reach home plate?

Answer: http://www.hardballtimes.com/tht-li...

Jun-28-17
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  WannaBe: So, apparently my goal for this MLB season is to beat on the "Save" dead horse.

http://www.espn.com/mlb/playbyplay?...

Top 9th, COL at bat. SFG leading 5-3. (That's a 2 run lead, kids, in case your app didn't tell you that.)

Ground out, fly out, Strickland comes in (I have no idea why... Lefty vs lefty? Righty vs Righty? Righty vs Lefty? Lefty vs Righty? No freakin' clue)

Got a fly ball to end the inning/game. Game, Set, Match. Got a save.

Say Whaaaaaaaa??????

Jun-29-17
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  Penguincw: Well you know, it's Bochy. He likes to get creative with his managing. But it's also the Giants, who was famous last year for having a really bad bullpen, and no 1 guy they can rely on for the typical 3-out save. Gotta mix and match the best you can.

When the save was first created, getting a save was actually worth something, as "savers" usually had to pitch multiple, tough innings. Nowadays, it's there to pad the pay cheque and stat line of the closer.

Not too great, but that's the way baseball is, and I probably wouldn't change it (hopefully Manfred agrees with me).

Jun-29-17
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  WannaBe: Here's something you don't see everyday...

MIL (J. Nelson 5-4 3.50 ERA) at CIN (H. Bailey 0-1 43.20 ERA)

Yeah, not a typo, 43.20 ERA. Thus far in the season 1 2/3 inning, 8 R, 8 ER 3BB and 2K

Jun-29-17
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  WannaBe: This Kershaw's dude is doing it again, vs LAA 5IP 2H 1R 0ER 9K 1BB.

I swear, if he doesn't get that outrageous ERA down below 2.36, back to single-A ball.

Not kidding here.

Jun-29-17
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  WannaBe: Oh, yeah 64 pitches, too...
Jun-30-17
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  saffuna: OK, Kershaw has thrown first-pitch strikes to 16 of 20 batters. Wouldn't that suggest batters might be more prepared to swing instead of go deep into the count?
Jun-30-17
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  Penguincw: < OK, Kershaw has thrown first-pitch strikes to 16 of 20 batters. Wouldn't that suggest batters might be more prepared to swing instead of go deep into the count? >

He usually throws that first pitch a fastball too. It's a dilemma: you want to get a deep count to chase Kershaw earlier, but the first pitch might be the best pitch you get all at bat. I remember this was a topic of discussion during G1 of the 2015 NLDS. But not every team has Daniel Murphy.

Looking at the stats, the Dodgers' bullpen is super solid, as they lead the senior circuit in ERA, AVG and WHIP, among other stats, so if I saw a good pitch, I'm going after it, because once (if) Kershaw leaves the game, you're not having that much easier of a time.

Jun-30-17
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  WannaBe: LAD's management team's freakin' genius. They've juggled the rotation such that Kershaw will pitch the Sunday before All-Star game (hence he will not play in the exhibition game).

And with the team not due to resume playing until Friday (in Miami, the site of this year's All-Star game!) Kershaw will be able to pitch Friday with his regular scheduled 4-days rest.

Technically it will count as back-to-back start. =))

A. Wood may be in line to pitch an inning or two, he's 8-0 1.86 ERA (Lower than Kershaw!) 79K and 0.92 WHIP. (He's also a strange one, throws Left, but bats Right...)

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/...

Jul-01-17
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  Penguincw: So close! 1 strike and 1 out away from a no-hitter, and Mike Foltynewicz gets his no-hitter bid spoiled. Good thing he got taken out right away, as pitchers pitch really bad after giving up that first hit. No pizza for Monday though (it would be the 3rd of July).

The Braves aren't going to make the postseason this year, so a win doesn't matter to them. Luckily the Braves did get 2 more in the top of the 9th, otherwise, imagine if ATL was actually contending, and Folty gives up the tying run...

With this hit, OAK remains the team with the longest streak without being no-hit, as they managed to get at least 1 hit in every single game since 1991, when 4 BAL pitchers no-hit them. The 2nd longest streak is BOS (1993, Bosio). The 3rd longest streak is WSH/MTL (1999, Cone). This means that the Washington Nationals have never been no-hit.

Jul-01-17
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  Penguincw: < LAD's management team's freakin' genius... >

I'm sure a lot of teams have done this. If they're contending, they might want to start that ace as often as possible. This is how Greinke (MIL, 2012) started 3 straight games. Could Kershaw start 35 games this year?

I can see it happening even more now, now that the ASG isn't worth anything. Previously, some teams might've wanted to send their starter to the game, in hopes of them pitching an inning and helping their league secure home field advantage, but not anymore. Of course, if a team is hopelessly out of contention, go ahead, let them have fun.

< He's also a strange one, throws Left, but bats Right... >

Ahem.

Jul-02-17
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  WannaBe: This day in history, Milwaukee Braves and San Francisco Giants decided to give relieve pitchers a night off and starters went 16 innings.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/b...

Jul-02-17
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  saffuna: 4:10 for the whole 16 innings.
Jul-02-17
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  WannaBe: Methinkth, A. Wood was not selected, because MLB knows Kershaw's not gonna pitch, and will select Wood as replacement.

2 pitchers Jansen and Kershaw, with Seager and Bellinger.

Turner is one of the last 5 to be voted by fans, so Wood will replace Kershaw, most likely.

Jul-02-17
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  WannaBe: Oakland A's fan caught 3 foul balls, and did not give a single one away...

http://www.espn.com/video/clip?id=1...

Jul-02-17
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  Penguincw: (Marichal vs Spahn)

What an epic duel. There was also this 26 inning matchup in 1920, that ended in a 1-1 tie due to darkness. Nowadays, managers will be crucified if they try to do that to their starters. The game is definitely different in more ways than one since that matchup.

A present day equivalence would probably be Lester vs. Cueto from last year's NLDS. A few years ago, Lee and Cain duelled, pitching 10 and 9 shutout innings, respectively. Giants won 1-0 in 11. (Giants sure like these long duels)

Although if it's say, a winner take all game, I can imagine guys like MadBum go 200 pitches if he needed to; Marichal and Spahn pitched more than 200 pitches. But it wouldn't take less than 4 hours...

At least it didn't last 50 innings: http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/...

Jul-02-17
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  Penguincw: Meanwhile, the Jays get 1 representative, Smoak, who is carrying this team at this point. There seems to be some debate on whether him or Hosmer gets the start at 1B, but most seem to agree Smoak > Hosmer.

As always, there are players that should and should not have made/gotten the team/start/final vote, but every team's gotta have a representative. Plus, this game is meaningless now, and I'm sure with injury replacements (ex. Trout) there will be more players that will travel to Miami next week.

Jul-02-17
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  WannaBe: Smoak was voted in, and hence he will start. God forbid, barring any injury between Monday until Sunday...
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