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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Jun-18-17
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  FSR: <Phony Benoni> I remembered another game from the 1979 U.S. Open. Ove Kroll had White against Jeremy Silman. The game followed Larsen vs Spassky, 1970 for at least five moves, but at some point soon thereafter Kroll (of course) deviated. The game ended in a short draw.
Jun-18-17
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  Phony Benoni: >FSR> Thanks. Don't yet have enough information on either player to determine the round, but every fragment helps.
Jun-19-17
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  WannaBe: Tim Kurkjian looks into the crystal ball:

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/...

Jun-19-17
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  saffuna: Concerning speed of play as Kurkjian addresses it, let's have some sort of limit on the number of pickoff throws. Say only two unsuccessful throws for each runner per batter. On the third unsuccessful throw the runner moves up a base.

No throwing the ball around the horn after an out? That takes about six seconds and is nice to look at.

The biggest problems are time betweeen innings (commerrcials) and pitching changes. How about only three warmup pitches for a pitcher coming in mid-inning.

Jun-19-17
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  Penguincw: < let's have some sort of limit on the number of pickoff throws. >

I like that idea. A little while ago, I think I had a radical idea that any pickoff throw, successful or not, counts as a <ball>. With 3 balls on the batter, I think a special rule could be made to adjust for that. This would encourage runners to take bigger leads, and possibly steal more bases, and more runs.

< No throwing the ball around the horn after an out? That takes about six seconds and is nice to look at. >

Agreed. It probably takes about 6 seconds for the batter to go to the on-deck circle to the batter's box anyhow.

< The biggest problems are time betweeen innings (commerrcials) and pitching changes. How about only three warmup pitches for a pitcher coming in mid-inning.>

I'm sure plenty of time can be saved with 1 less commercial/break. Pitching changes, I think it's like a basketball game, with all those fouls and timeouts near the end. It probably has to stay. It's part of the strategy of the game (but so was the intentional walk, but whatever). And warmup pitches, perhaps fewer is good, but I'm sure a lot of the time is the pitcher trying to get his footing properly on the mound.

Looking at elsewise in the article, I like the idea of a pitch clock. There's actually a never used rule in the book that says with no runners on, a pitcher has 12 seconds to throw the ball, otherwise a ball is called. Enforce that rule. Again, the rule can be adjusted for when runners are on.

Batters, do you really need to adjust your batting gloves after taking ball 1? Probably not. Limit the amount of times a batter is allowed to step in and out of the box.

Runners on base to start the 12th or 13th inning? I personally like the long marathons (maybe because I'm not playing). I don't like this idea, but it may be necessary.

Retractable roofs to prevent rain delays? Definitely yes, although this will be very expensive.

Shift needs to stay. It can be hard to enforce anyhow.

I'm sure those who are fans of baseball appreciate the game the way it is (minus some small changes). I'll like baseball 'til it feels more like MLB The Show than an actual game. I don't think these possible future rule changes would attract many fans (probably would lose more fans than gain, especially with the salary increase it mentions). Most of these changes are probably meant to benefit people who have shorter attention spans (in that case, choose a different sport) or anyone who is trying to maximize as much money as possible...

Ooh, a butterfly.

Jun-19-17
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  WannaBe: Re: Commercials, 2 breaks per inning (unless pitching change), minus one or two break (game's over after top or end of 9th).

One commercial would be on average, what? 20 seconds? So 40 seconds per one inning of play, multiply by 8.5 gets you 340 seconds.

On average there are about 7 pitching changes per game(?) that's another 140 seconds.

Total time saved: 480 seconds, or 8 minutes, approx. Ball-park figure, pun fully intended.

Jun-19-17
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  WannaBe: Re: Roof... I am fully supportive of this idea. Over the weekend (and today) very high temperature in the Bay area and inland, Sacramento was over 103.

(SFG's Triple-A club is located at Sacramento, and they had a Sunday afternoon game... Ugh!! That's just not right.)

NYY at OAK, box score said game time temperature was 90, I think it was higher on the field.

Roofs would be very nice, not only to your multi-million dollar investments, I mean players, but also for the fans. And those medical personnel treating heat-related fainting.

Further, it will also prevent BAL and WAS GMs whining at each other.

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/...

Jun-21-17  FairyPromotion: Mr Moody,

Counting on your understanding, I would point out to a mistake. In your GotD collection yesterday's GotD should be listed as <Thrill of the Hunt> instead of <Thrill of the Chase>.

Cheers,

Jun-21-17
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  Phony Benoni: <Fairy Promotion> Thanks. I don't mind having mistakes pointed out. For me, accuracy is more important than ego.
Jun-21-17
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  WannaBe: Sumthin' going on at Miami... This Max guy is dealin'!!
Jun-21-17
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  WannaBe: 98 pitches by Max after 7 full innings...
Jun-21-17
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  WannaBe: Never mind...
Jun-21-17
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  saffuna: And then, an error, a wild pitch, and a loss.
Jun-21-17
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  WannaBe: Baseball, what a cruel game. Max lost his no-no and then went on to lose the game 2-1, both runs <NOT EARNED>, OUCH!

As a consolation prize, he got a CG.

http://www.espn.com/mlb/boxscore?ga...

Jun-21-17
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  Penguincw: I've seen it many times before. A pitcher is carrying a no-hitter/perfect game late into the ballgame. As soon as the first baserunner reaches, or the first hit is given up, it quickly goes downhill. Of course, Scherzer only gave up 1 more hit after that, but still sucks.

Could be worse though. What happens if you <do> throw a no-hitter, 0 ER, and still lose (which has happended before, maybe not the "0 ER" part).

On a somewhat related note, how come HBP doesn't count as WHIP, but things like IBB do? I always wondered that...

Jun-21-17
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  WannaBe: Um... Seattle. That's all I will say.
Jun-22-17
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  WannaBe: Um... I didn't do it.
Jun-22-17
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  Penguincw: Hmm, Scherzer denied his 3rd no-hitter earlier, now Verlander gets denied his 3rd no-hitter.

And Arrieta is pitching on Thursday...

Jun-23-17
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  WannaBe: In the pitcher friendly Dodgers Stadium, NYM@LAD 4 game series, 2 teams combined to hit 22 HRs.

22!!??

Jun-23-17
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  Penguincw: Despite that, the Dodgers swept the Mets. Kershaw did pitch Game 1, and he got the win, but gave up 4 home runs.

Pitchers were trying to get in on this series too. Yesterday, with 2 outs bases loaded in the 7th, Dodgers up 1, Pedro Baez came up to bat vs. the Mets' best reliever, Jerry Blevins, and Baez walked in a run, on <4> pitches...

Jun-24-17
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  Penguincw: That's gotta hurt for the Jays. Up 4-1 in the bottom of the 9th, Royals down to their last strike, they come back and score <4> runs off 3 relievers to walk it off.

However, none of those relievers were the Jays' closer, Roberto Osuna, who is apparently battling mental issues.

However, the Jays did use their LOOGY (.333 avg off of lefties) and Grili's 6.97 ERA. :|

But at least their pitching staff isn't like the O's: 20 straight games giving up 5+ runs.

Jun-25-17
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  WannaBe: 4 wild pitches, one guy. A pitch was so wild, 2 runners scored!?

http://www.espn.com/mlb/boxscore?ga...

Jun-25-17
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  WannaBe: Unfortunately, Ottavino does not break the record, two pitchers have uncorked 5 WPs <In one inning>!!!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lis...

F. garcia and R. Ankiel. I remember Rick, poor young man was fighting his controll when he got to the majors.

Jun-25-17
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  saffuna: Ankiel and Steve Blass, pitches whose nerves got the better of them. Ankiel couldn't thow a strike, then went to the centerfield, where he could hit the third baseman's glove perfectly from 200 feet away.
Jun-25-17
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  WannaBe: Thanks to ESPN, here's something I missed...

COL uncorked 5 WPs, 4 by Ottavino, one by Anderson. LAD, not to be shamed at home, also uncorked 3, all by McCarthy. Combined 8 WPs!

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