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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Apr-18-10  Jim Bartle: Haller hit righties better, Bailey lefties. Or vice versa. That was the reason.

1962 Giants are thought of as a run-scoring machine. But look at the rotation: Sanford, Marichal, O'Dell, Pierce. Best they've ever had in SF. The lineup was homegrown except for Kuenn and Bailey, but Marichal was the only farm product in the rotation.

Apr-18-10
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  Phony Benoni: Mets and Cards 0-0 after 1. Here we go again.
Apr-18-10  Jim Bartle: Nah, now it's a slugfest. 3-3 in the 6th.

Giants-Dodgers played a good game today. Manny 2-run homer in 8th gave LA a 2-1 win. It's great to see Zito pitching like he did with the A's, finally.

Apr-19-10
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  WannaBe: Too bad that we didn't get to see Schmidt pitch like he did with the Giants!

Go (Trolley) Dodgers!!

Apr-19-10
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  keypusher: I clicked on PB's link from February and saw a Jim post in which he mentioned <Foul> by Connie Hawkins. Only reason I even knew who Connie Hawkins was is that I read <Loose Balls: A History of the ABA> years ago.

It seems like this would be a good place to ask people about their favorite sports books. I've read <Ball Four> and <The Boys of Summer> and part of <Paper Lion>, but not much else. Some old stuff, like <Run to Daylight>.

Apr-19-10  Jim Bartle: "Foul" was actually about Connie Hawkins, written by David Wolf.

Not a book, but I just read a great article on boxing trainer Teddy Atlas, by David Remnick, showing the depths of psychology needed to succeed.

Only an abstract online, unfortunately: http://www.newyorker.com/archive/20...

Remnick wrote a biography of Muhammad Ali, which I haven't read but I would guess is very good.

"Paper Lion" really was great. I read it when it first came out, then again a year or two ago. Pro football really has changed from the mid-60s.

Apr-19-10  Travis Bickle: Bulls Joaquin Noah says "Cleveland Sucks"!! Joaquin also said 3 times in an interview "Kevin Garnett is a dirty player"!
Apr-19-10  Jim Bartle: Here's something I really hate about baseball, that sometimes you can't just buy a ticket to the game you want. Apparently to see the Yankees when they come to LA in June, you have to buy a package of seven games, with just one from the Yankees series:

http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/l...

I don't know if other teams do this, but it's not right. Wonder if this will work for the Dodgers, as fans have six opportunities a year to drive over to Anaheim and see the Yankees. I can see it working in NL cities with no AL team.

Apr-19-10  Travis Bickle: Hey Phony, what's your take on the Redwings?
Apr-19-10  Jim Bartle: Some sports books which come to mind:

“A Sense of Where You Are” John McPhee (Bill Bradley at Princeton)

“Hustle” by Michael Sokolove (biography of Pete Rose, very evenhanded)

“Season on the Brink” John Feinstein (inside look at a season with Bobby Knight at Indiana)

“You Know Me Al” Ring Lardner (absolutely hilarious novel, letters from an uneducated rookie on the White Sox, circa 1915)

“Veeck as in Wreck” Bill Veeck (wild stories from the baseball owner)

“You Could Have Made Us Proud” Joe Pepitone (amazing, though more about sex than baseball)

“The Glory of Their Times” Lawrence Ritter (interviews with baseball players from the early 1900s)

“The Complete Armchair Book of Baseball” Great variety of selections

“You’re Missing a Great Game” Whitey Herzog (great stories of St. Louis and Kansas City)

Any of the anthologies of New Yorker articles by Roger Angell.

Haven't read it, but very highly recommended is "Strokes of Genius" by Jon Wertheim, on the 2008 Federer-Nadal Wimbledon final, but also covering the players' lives and the tour in general.

A couple which I would <not> include are “Summer of ‘49” by David Halberstam (very sloppy) and “The Hero’s Life” by Richard Ben Cramer (tacky biography of DiMaggio; author has little baseball knowledge).

Apr-20-10
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  Phony Benoni: An unusual game. The Red Sox defeat the Athletics 6-4, with one Boston player driving in all six runs.

http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

OK, maybe it's not <that> unusual, but this time it is!

Apr-20-10  Jim Bartle: The pitcher drove in all six runs??
Apr-20-10  playground player: <Phony Benoni> Before looking at the box score, and after <jim bartle's> comment, I guessed the pitcher had to be either Wes Ferrell or Danny MacFayden. Turned out to be Ferrell, with his brother Rick catching.

It wasn't a hard guess. W. Ferrell was one of the best-hitting pitchers ever. Probably only Babe Ruth was better.

Apr-20-10  Jim Bartle: I didn't know that about Ferrell.

Has anybody seen Adam Wainwright of the Cards hit? A couple nights ago he was ripping the ball all over the park.

Apr-20-10
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  keypusher: <Jim Bartle> Thanks, figured you would have some good candidates.

Anyone else have some sports books they could recommend?

Also, Jim, have you seen Bill Simmons' basketball book? I would kind of like to understand the modern NBA (though it would be another time sink).

Apr-20-10  Jim Bartle: I've put that book on order for anybody traveling down here. Sounds great, the sort of book you can open at any page and find something interesting.

One book there I really recommend is Herzog's. A lot about how to run a team, plus great stories about Jack Clark, Joaquin Andujar, George Brett and others.

Apr-20-10  A.G. Argent: <Wainwright> The best arguement against the bloody DH and the superiority of the NL, baseball purity-wise; pitchers that can help themselves at the plate. They're not all automatic whiffs. La Russa has even used Wainwright as a pinch-hitter on the odd occasion.
Apr-20-10  Jim Bartle: From what I saw on (I think) Sunday, if he were in the AL Wainwright could DH on the days he didn't pitch. He really stung the ball twice.

He's a good pitcher, of course, as well. But his fielding, not so sure. In this game he took an overthrow behind home plate and promptly rifled it deep into rightfield, trying to get the runner on first.

Apr-20-10
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  Phony Benoni: The 1968 Tigers would have been even better with the DH, having four excellent outfielders. And on the days Earl Wilson pitched, they could have DHed for Ray Oyler and made everybody happy--probably including Oyler.

Besides Ruth, Lefty O'Doul was a pitcher who made his name as a hitter. Another you might not know readily was George Sisler. One book I constantly read as a kid was John Carmichael's compilation <My Greatest Day in Baseball>, in which players selected their most memorable games. Sisler picked the day he outpitched Walter Johnson and won 1-0.

Johnson was also a decent hitter, with a .235 lifetime average and a peak of .433 in 1925. Here he wins the game with a pinch-hit, two-out home run in the ninth inning:

http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

By the way, I don't have a lot of books to recommend. An interesting one I recall was <My Life in Baseball>, Ty Cobb's autobiography ghosted by Al Stump. Lots of self-justification and whitewashing (if you can find it, read Stump's account of the writing of the book; frightening), but there were a number of interesting tidbits on Cobb's use of psychology. The man may have been a number of nasty things, but he was also smart and played the game intelligently.

For instance, he admitted that he could never hit Walter Johnson the first few years. Then he learned that Johnson was a kindly, soft-hearted man who lived in fear that one of his fastballs would kill a hitter.

After that, Cobb crowded the plate, knowing Johnson wouldn't brush him back. Johnson stuck to pitching outside, and Cobb was able to hit him better.

<Travis> You asked about the Red Wings. Please don't. They aren't going to be around much longer anyway.

Apr-20-10  Jim Bartle: Was Stump's story the basis of the movie "Cobb" with Tommy Lee Jones, the one with the wild ride on an icy road?
Apr-20-10
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  Phony Benoni: <JB> Sounds like it; that story was in Stump's article.
Apr-20-10  Jim Bartle: Looked it up. It starred Jones as Cobb, Robert Wuhl as the terrified Stump, and was written and directed by Ron Shelton, who made "Bull Durham" and "White Men Can't Jump."
Apr-20-10
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  Phony Benoni: It would make an effective movie. The article alone scared the whatever-you-want-to-call-it out of me.

I read the book several times back in the 1960s, and being a literal kind of person and a Tigers fan wanted to believe Cobb's account of being unjustly persecuted. But I recall that, despite Stump's best efforts, the sense of paranoia still showed through.

Stump added a short postscript after Cobb's death, stating that from all the baseball world only three men came to Cobb's funeral. That's probably more indicative of what those who knew him best thought of him.

Apr-20-10  Deus Ex Alekhina: Well. Just read "Lost survey reveals one in 5 librarians have had sex in the stacks". (Just be very, very quiet)
Apr-20-10  Jim Bartle: Texas has stolen 8!! bases vs. Boston, and it's still in the fourth. The record against one catcher is 13, don't know what the most steals record is.
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