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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18635 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Jun-02-10
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  keypusher: Oh, my God. What a horrible way to lose a perfect game.

In case anyone is looking for a comparison:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBrh...

Jun-02-10  benjinathan: pb-perhaps a list of the worst ref calls in sports history is in order.
Jun-03-10
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  Phony Benoni: <benjinathan> Right now, the last thing I need is something depressing.
Jun-03-10  Jim Bartle: Ken Griffey Jr. retires.

I feel old.

Jun-03-10  Travis Bickle: You are old.
Jun-03-10  Jim Bartle: I remember when Ken Griffey was a promising rookie.

Ken Griffey Sr.

Jun-03-10
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  Phony Benoni: Here in Detroit, we're sort of wishing a certain umpire had retired before the game yesterday.

Actually, people are now giving Joyce some respect. After the game he looked at the replay, told the press frankly that he had missed the call, then went to the Tigers clubhouse and apologized to Galarraga in person.

Now I know why he's an umpire. He never could have gotten a job at BP.

Which doesn't mean we're not in shock around here. Sorry if I have a one-track mind today.

Jun-03-10  Jim Bartle: Looking at that play I wonder about the defense. Cabrera went way, way to his right to field the grounder and make the throw. I would think that would be a routine ball for the second baseman, but he seemed pulled much farther toward the base than usual. Was the batter an extreme pull hitter?
Jun-03-10
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  keypusher: The umpire and especially the pitcher have at least given us a lesson in responsibility and forgiveness. But as I always felt about the Christian concept of the "fortunate Fall," it doesn't make up for the loss of the Paradise of perfection.

<PB> For what it's worth, here's a famous "blown call" I read about in one of my musty books when I was a kid -- turns out it was just a legend. I'm sure you already knew about it, though.

http://www.snopes.com/sports/baseba...

Jun-03-10
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  Phony Benoni: It was less a matter of a pull hitter than Galarraga being a "pitch to contact" kind of pitcher. He's not overpowering (only struck out three), but on a good day he resembles someone like Greg Maddux.

Other factors: the second baseman was Carlos Guillen, who is new to the position. Also, Cabrera has worked very hard on his fielding, and takes a lot of pride in it. But I also think he's showing a tendency to take too much on himself; that may have been part of the drinking problem last year.

Finally, if you look at the replay, that's a bit of a "snowcone" in Galarraga's glove. You could argue he didn't have control of the ball before the batter crossed the base.

Jun-03-10  A.G. Argent: So what the hell's going on with this perfect-game-a-week business? Because that was another one, it just ain't gonna be official. Is hitting MLB-wide accordingly anemic so far this season? How can this keep happening? At this rate maybe I'll start taking side bets on who's gonna toss the next one. Lincecum? Carpenter? Lee?
Jun-03-10  just a kid: <Phony Benoni> Even if he has a good game,the bullpen will blow it. And we have 31 consecutive innings without a run.

<A.G Argent> I think part of it is that,the MLB cracked down on steroids and hitters aren't hitting as well without them. My bet is on some random pitcher from the Blue Jays or whoever is pitching to the D-backs next.

Jun-03-10  Jim Bartle: Or maybe catching the Phillies stealing signs has scared other teams, and now batters are on their own.

Philadelphia has hardly scored a run since start of the sign-stealing affair.

Jun-03-10
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  Phony Benoni: <A.G. Argent> These things just happen. There's no rhyme or reason to them.

For example, take the unassisted triple play. The first recorded one came in 1908. The second was in the 1920 World Series, in the same game with the first WS grand slam and the first WS home run by a pitcher.

Then from 1923-1927 there were five, including two on consecutive days. After that, it was 1968 before the next one, and then another lull until 1992.

These things happen, or rather, don't happen. It may be twenty years before we see another perfect game.

Even with that, scoring does seem to be down this year. However, it's not quite at the level of 1968, so it may just be another cycle where the pitchers are a bit ahead of the hitters.

Jun-03-10
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  Phony Benoni: Detroit fans probably surprised a few people today. After the game last night, the only people around here not calling for Tim Joyce's immediate firing were those calling for his assassination.

But things calmed down after his apology. At today's game, where he was behind the plate, he even got some respectful applause. Not a standing ovation, and not unmixed with boos, but the fans showed they appreciated a man willing to acknowledge his mistake and take the heat.

Tigers won, 12-6. What hitting slump?

Jun-03-10  hangingenprise: phony: it is a tough break, but your
team showed total class today!!
something of a rarity in todays sports
world.
have to say hey to travis.
my flyers are battling his blackhawks.
go flyers!!
major props to the tigers!
Jun-03-10
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  Phony Benoni: Sorry for getting overbearing for a while there.

Ken Griffey Jr. Sure Hall-of-Famer, no breath of scandal. But for those injuries...

There may be a reason he retired on June 2. Here is Retrosheet's summary of the events of June 2, 1987. It includes picks from the amateur baseball draft that day.

http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

Full cycle.

Jun-03-10
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  Phony Benoni: OK. One more thing. We still have Austin Jackson's catch for the first out in the ninth.

http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?c...

Jun-03-10  A.G. Argent: Whoa, GREAT catch. And he did it again today, going the other way, pretty much a mirror image.
Jun-04-10
Premium Chessgames Member
  Phony Benoni: http://detroit.tigers.mlb.com/video...
Jun-04-10  just a kid: <Travis Bickle:No way does it make up for the Cubs. They ripped my heart out of my chest in 2003 when they CHOKED to the marlins with only 5 OUTS TO GO!! I still haven't recovered.>

Try being a Minnesota Vikings fan

Jun-04-10  Travis Bickle: <just a kid> Yeah it's been a long time coming for you too but you guys were in about 4 Superbowls but with nothing to show for it. I'd like to wish you luck but the only team in The NFL I hate worse than the Vikings is the Cheesehead Packers!!!
Jun-04-10  just a kid: <Travis> I'd imagine that. I feel sorry for cubs fans too. 100 years without winning a championship...
Jun-04-10
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  keypusher: A lot of books have been written about the 1908 season, but the one I have is <Crazy '08>. It's worth a look, especially for Cubs fans, because the Cubs were the most successful team in baseball then. <They were grizzlies, those Cubs> says one old-timer in the book. The facile comparison would be to the Yankees, but they remind me more of the mid-70s Big Red Machine -- fast, smart, ultra-aggressive, intimidating.
Jun-04-10
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  Phony Benoni: <keypusher> Does that book cover the AL race of 1908 as well? That was another close one, with a puzzling finish. Here are the standings at the close of play:

Detroit 90-63
Cleveland 90-64
Chicago 88-64

I'm curious why some games were left unplayed. The missing ones would have been:

DET @ WAS
CHI @ WAS
STL @ CHI

Were the logistics just too much? You see, the Tigers and White Sox finished on Tuesday, October 6--but the Senators played a season-ending series with the Yankees (Highlanders) on the 7th and 8th. So the replayed games couldn't have started before the 9th (not to mention any possible tie-breakers) with the Series due to start on the 10th.

Maybe they just decided to leave well enough alone.

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