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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18635 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Jun-12-10  Travis Bickle: <Deus Ex Alekhina> Oh definetly! Tomorrow The U.S. takes on Britain! ; P
Jun-12-10  Travis Bickle: Hey Phony here's a few tidbits of info on The Blackhawks Stanley Cup Championship. Game 5 Michael Jordan was at the United Center watching the Blackhawks wearing a Hawks jersey! At the parade when the Blackhawks, Coach Quenneville, Bobby Hull, Stan Makita et al took the stage Bears Super Bowl MVP Richard Dent was with his daughter watching the ceremonies!

Finally in The Believe it or Not category: When I drove down to The United center to purchase my authentic Chicago Blackhawks Championship hat I could have swore I seen Bill Murray, Ernie Banks and Lady GaGa in line to get a Hawks cap! ; P

Jun-12-10
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  Phony Benoni: Austin Jackson at it again. His hitting is beginning to tail off, but the defense is still there.

http://detroit.tigers.mlb.com/video...

Jun-12-10  Jim Bartle: Second coming of Gary Pettis.
Jun-12-10  Jim Bartle: Have you seen the uniforms in the Pittsburgh-Detroit game?
Jun-12-10
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  Phony Benoni: I'm trying not to. There must be better ways to honor the old days.
Jun-13-10
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  Phony Benoni: We may have to nickname the Tigers' bullpen <The Vultures>. It happened again today.

Armando Galarraga pitches 7 2/3 innings, but departs trailing 2-1. Brad Thomas comes in, throws three pitches, gets one out. Miguel Cabrera hits a three-run home run in the bottom of the 8th, and Thomas gets the win.

So far, he is 4-0 this year, but he's not alone. Among some of the other relievers, Phil Coke is 4-0, Eddie Bonine 3-0, and Joel Zumaya 2-0.

Jun-13-10  Jim Bartle: Is that technically vulturing? I thought you had to give up the lead, and then win. In this case he was behind when he came in.
Jun-13-10  Deus Ex Alekhina: Maybe if Austin jackson were positioned better, he wouldn't have to make those long running catches. Doesn't coach Leyland have a chart on all the opposing batters?
Jun-13-10
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  Phony Benoni: You use the personnel. Since Jackson is so good at going back to catch the ball, he can afford to play shallower and thus catch short flies that might otherwise drop in. Other players are better at coming in, so they play deeper.

Here's a relevant passage from the SABR biography of Tris Speaker, available through Retrosheet at http://bioproj.sabr.org/bioproj.cfm...

<In the outfield, Speaker played so shallow that he was almost a fifth infielder. "At the crack of the bat he'd be off with his back to the infield," said teammate Joe Wood, "and then he'd turn and glance over his shoulder at the last minute and catch the ball so easy it looked like there was nothing to it, nothing at all." Twice in one month, April 1918, Speaker executed unassisted double plays at second base, catching low line drives on the run and then beating the base runner to the bag. At least once in his career Speaker was the pivot man in a routine double play. As late as 1923, after the advent of the lively ball forced Speaker to play deeper, he still had 26 assists. "I know it's easier, basically, to come in on a ball than go back," Speaker said later. "But so many more balls are hit in front of an outfielder, even now, that it it's a matter of percentage to be able to play in close enough to cut off those low ones or cheap ones in front of him. I still see more games lost by singles that drop just over the infield than a triple over the outfielder's head. I learned early that I could save more games by cutting off some of those singles than I would lose by having an occasional extra-base hit go over my head.">

As noted, you couldn't get away these days playing as shallow as Speaker could back in the dead ball era. But the principle remains.

Jun-13-10  Jim Bartle: That's what I read about Speaker as a kid, but later I sort of came to think it was a myth. Guess not.
Jun-13-10
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  Phony Benoni: Even Hall-of-Fame players have their bad moments. Here, George Kell leaves the bases loaded to end Boston's 7th inning:

http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

Jun-13-10  Jim Bartle: Hey, I went to Wrigley Field and a hockey game broke out!

And now Soriano got a double to end Floyd's no-hitter in bottom of the seventh. Lilly's no-hitter still going after seven complete.

Guess that's the new curse of the Stanley Cup.

Jun-13-10
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  Phony Benoni: Looks like the Black Hawks used up Chicago's entire supply of hits for the year.
Jun-13-10  Jim Bartle: And those guys singing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." They were terrible, but everybody cheered.
Jun-14-10
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  WannaBe: Those guys could have sung 'New York, New York' and the fans would still have given them a ticker tape parade!
Jun-14-10
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  WannaBe: So, who won the baseball game? Milwaukee?
Jun-14-10  Jim Bartle: Chicago won, 1-0.

Both the Sox and the Cubs had no-hitters in the 7th.

Jun-14-10
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  Phony Benoni: I thought Chicago lost, 1-0.

By the way, did you catch catch some of the numbers for the Cubs' closer, Carlos Marmol? He's walking over 5.5 batters per nine innings, which would normally be a problem for a closer--except that his strikeout to walk ratio is 3:1! Nearly 17 strikouts per nine innings is insane.

Jun-14-10
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  keypusher: <Whoever heard of the Cubs losing a game they had to have?>

Frank Chance, morning of October 8, 1908. That afternoon, the Cubs beat the Giants 4-2 at the old Polo Grounds in the replay of the Merkle game to win the National League pennant. They go on to beat the Tigers 4:1 in the World Series.

Source: <Crazy '08>

Jun-14-10  playground player: <Phony Benoni> Rookie Joe DiMaggio in 1936 used to play very shallow--so much so that pitcher Lefty Gomez asked him what he thought he was doing. "I want to make people forget Tris Speaker," said the young outfielder. "If you play that shallow," answered the veteran pitcher, "you're just gonna make 'em forget Lefty Gomez." Source: Lefty Gomez tending bar at a long-ago winter meeting.
Jun-14-10  Jim Bartle: "He's walking over 5.5 batters per nine innings, which would normally be a problem for a closer--except that his strikeout to walk ratio is 3:1! Nearly 17 strikouts per nine innings is insane."

So what do the fielders do? Play cards and drink beer?

Jun-14-10
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  keypusher: <Phony Benoni: Even Hall-of-Fame players have their bad moments. Here, George Kell leaves the bases loaded to end Boston's 7th inning:>

Bizarre coincidence -- a friend just asked me if anyone ever had three hits in an inning. You there in Ted Williams' shadow! Step forward, Gene Stephens!

Jun-14-10  YouRang: <Phony Benoni: Even Hall-of-Fame players have their bad moments. Here, George Kell leaves the bases loaded to end Boston's 7th inning:>

A terrible inning for Kell. He actually made the last TWO outs of the inning. Then again, it's all relative: Usually one double per inning is considered pretty good.

It does raise a question: Has there ever been a batter who made ALL THREE outs in an inning?

Jun-14-10
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  keypusher: Apparently Johnny Damon got three hits in an inning too.
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