chessgames.com
Members · Prefs · Laboratory · Collections · Openings · Endgames · Sacrifices · History · Search Kibitzing · Kibitzer's Café · Chessforums · Tournament Index · Players · Kibitzing
 
Chessgames.com User Profile Chessforum

Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

>> Click here to see Phony Benoni's game collections.

Chessgames.com Full Member

   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18635 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
(replies) indicates a reply to the comment.

Living in the Past

Kibitzer's Corner
< Earlier Kibitzing  · PAGE 193 OF 914 ·  Later Kibitzing>
Jul-05-10  Everyone: <Phony Benoni: Everyone always said I didn't know how to play chess anyway.>

One can't go wrong with this. But did I actually say that? I can't remember anything.

Jul-05-10  Jim Bartle: Rod Carew, Reggie Jackson, Nolan Ryan?
Jul-05-10
Premium Chessgames Member
  Phony Benoni: None of the above!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_M...

Wikipedia is wonderful for this sort of question.

Jul-05-10  Jim Bartle: I see. Two future Hall of Famers.
Jul-05-10  Jim Bartle: Quiz: I have seen major league games in eight ballparks in California. Guesses for all eight?

Also saw the Giants play at Stanford one year, but that doesn't count. Jack Clark hit by far the longest homer I've ever seen, the ball landing in the middle of an intramural soccer game.

That's longest with a wooden bats. Some of the Jints borrowed metal bats before the game, and I can't even describe it. Joe Morgan hit a ball off the handle and starting swearing because he'd missed it. He, Clark and Chili Davis could only laugh as the ball cleared the fence.

Jul-05-10  A.G. Argent: Eight? I can only think of five. The obvious ones so it's gotta be a trick question. Where did the SF Seals play? Is that relevant? Speaking of '89, was one of them where they took the Series after the quake? Wasn't that in Palo Alto? Hell, I don't remember. Speaking of Chili Davis, wasn't he the first guy to snap a bat in two over his batting helmet in frustration after a K? Or was it Bo Jackson. Now there's some trivia for you. Doubt the even the Czar can trace that.
Jul-05-10  Jim Bartle: No, eight regular major league parks for major league games.

Don't know about snapping the bat in two. Who was the guy who was so strong he broke his bat on a check swing? Jim Rice, maybe.

Jul-05-10
Premium Chessgames Member
  Phony Benoni: Willie Horton definitely broke a bat with a checked swing, though I wouldn't be surprised if Rice did it as well.

I remember Bo Jackson breaking a bat over his knee, but not his head. That sounds a bit Gus Ferottesque.

As for the California parks: I seem to remember the Giants playing at Seals Stadium and the Polo Grounds as well as Candlestick and their current park, whatever it is now. And Oakland has had a stadium or two, so that's five or six. I have no idea which southern California stadia you've hit, but the Dodgers alone would make up the difference. Did you make Chavez Ravine or the L.A. Colisseum?

Jul-05-10
Premium Chessgames Member
  Phony Benoni: By the way, the Tigers are playing a matinee against the Orioles today, and the score is 8-6. After two innings.
Jul-05-10  Jim Bartle: Pretty good, PB.

Here's the list, in order I think: Seals Stadium (1958, opening day), LA Coliseum (59), Candlestick Park (60, opening day), Oakland Coliseum (68--McLain's 18th, Stanley's catch), Dodger Stadium (78, fancy seats behind the dugout!), Jack Murphy (82), Big A (1983), PacBell (2002, World Series).

Jul-05-10
Premium Chessgames Member
  Phony Benoni: <JB> You hit some big games, too. I only have four stadiums myself: Tiger Stadium, Comerica Park, Metrodome (1982), and Oakland Colliseum (1995), where I got the worst sunburn of my life.

Here's the first game, from 1962. I will never forget that ninth inning.

http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

Jul-05-10  Jim Bartle: Whitey Herzog, young Boog Powell, Brooks Robinson, Charlie Lau. Ex-Giants Jackie Brandt and Hobie Landrith. Plus the ace of my trading card league, Chuck Estrada.

Plus Colavito and Cash for the Tigers.

My out-of-California stadiums: Yankee Stadium (1961, 1-0 win with Ford over Detroit), Shea (1974, both Mets and Yankees), Cleveland Municipal (1983).

Jul-05-10
Premium Chessgames Member
  Phony Benoni: Retrosheet now has box scores for all games beginning in 1920, which means this game is finally up:

http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

Jul-05-10  Jim Bartle: Took me a while, finally figured it out.
Jul-06-10  A.G. Argent: Who did the Browns become? I forget.
Jul-06-10
Premium Chessgames Member
  Phony Benoni: <A.G. Argent> The Balitmore Orioles. Or rather the new Baltimore Orioles, since there was another team of that name around the turn of the century who became the New York Yankees.
Jul-06-10  A.G. Argent: Oh, and Bo Jackson did break a bat over his head. Couldn't find footage, just this mention of it in the LA Times. Also reminds of that intense fire he had in his belly, hating to lose: http://articles.latimes.com/1990-06...
Jul-06-10  Jim Bartle: And unfortunately today's Orioles are imitating their predecessors from the midwest.

Here's a story from somewhere. In POW camps in Germany American soldiers were wary of German spies in the camps, so they asked lots of American culture questions of every new prisoner.

So in 1945 a new guy arrived and they asked him who was leading the NL and the AL, and he told them. And the other prisoners began mistreating him, hurting him whenever possible, generally making life even more difficult.

Then a new prisoner arrived and answered the same questions. And the highest ranking prisoner came over to the first guy and said, "I'm really sorry for the way we've been treating you. But who would have believed the St. Louis Browns were leading the American League? We thought you were a spy."

Jul-06-10  Deus Ex Alekhina: I seem to remember a game played in the late 60's or early 70's where possibly Norm Cash, a prankster if there ever was one, in the on-deck circle, signaled to a runner headed for home after a base hit, by laying flat on the ground, meaning "SLIDE!" So the runner slid into home base....but there was no throw to the plate at all. The ball was still being chased down in the outfield.
Jul-08-10  Jim Bartle: Thoughts on Hall of Fame chances/credentials for some players near the end of the line?

Chipper Jones, Trevor Hoffman, John Smoltz, Todd Helton.

Jul-08-10  Travis Bickle: <Jim Bartle> RON SANTO!!! HOO RAH!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf3u...

Jul-08-10  Travis Bickle: Billy! Every homer at Wrigley a line drive on Sheffield Ave!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwF9...

Jul-08-10  Travis Bickle: Fergie! With some insight on why The great '69 Cubs failed to those DAMN mets!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yplY...

Jul-08-10  Jim Bartle: Llistening to Jenkins, he sounds so much like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Interesting comment from Jenkins that the bullpen let them down. A serious look may prove him right.

But Jenkins was 19-11 and ended up 21-15, so there are at least four more games he left (or finished) while trailing. Bill Hands was 15-8 and finished 20-14. Ken Holtzman was10-1, ended up 17-13.

It's possible the bullpen blew some leads, but it really doesn't look like the starters were that great either.

What I do see is that only 7 pitchers threw more than 50 innings. That looks like overworking a few and hot using the whole staff at all. Team ERA was 3.30 or so, so it was still pretty good, especially when playing half the games at Wrigley.

Jul-08-10
Premium Chessgames Member
  Phony Benoni: Hoffman and Helton have the stats, but Trevor never seemed to capture the imagination and Todd will always have Coors Field hanging over him. I think they're worthy, but probably not first ballot. Hoffman will get in long before Helton.

With the core of the original Atlanta Braves dynasty hitting the ballot, it will be interesting to see if having so many members of the same team at the same time will hurt them. Maddux is a no-brainer, and Glavine will probably get in on 300 wins though I think Smoltz is as deserving in many ways. There aren't many pitchers with a 20-win and a 50-save season (Eckersley might be the only other one).

A 3B with a .306 lifetime average and 400+ home runs usually has a good chance, but I think Jones might suffer most from the Atlanta glut.

I would vote for all four, but don't see any of them as first-ballot.

Jump to page #   (enter # from 1 to 914)
search thread:   
< Earlier Kibitzing  · PAGE 193 OF 914 ·  Later Kibitzing>

NOTE: Create an account today to post replies and access other powerful features which are available only to registered users. Becoming a member is free, anonymous, and takes less than 1 minute! If you already have a username, then simply login login under your username now to join the discussion.

Please observe our posting guidelines:

  1. No obscene, racist, sexist, or profane language.
  2. No spamming, advertising, duplicate, or gibberish posts.
  3. No vitriolic or systematic personal attacks against other members.
  4. Nothing in violation of United States law.
  5. No cyberstalking or malicious posting of negative or private information (doxing/doxxing) of members.
  6. No trolling.
  7. The use of "sock puppet" accounts to circumvent disciplinary action taken by moderators, create a false impression of consensus or support, or stage conversations, is prohibited.
  8. Do not degrade Chessgames or any of it's staff/volunteers.

Please try to maintain a semblance of civility at all times.

Blow the Whistle

See something that violates our rules? Blow the whistle and inform a moderator.


NOTE: Please keep all discussion on-topic. This forum is for this specific user only. To discuss chess or this site in general, visit the Kibitzer's Café.

Messages posted by Chessgames members do not necessarily represent the views of Chessgames.com, its employees, or sponsors.
All moderator actions taken are ultimately at the sole discretion of the administration.

You are not logged in to chessgames.com.
If you need an account, register now;
it's quick, anonymous, and free!
If you already have an account, click here to sign-in.

View another user profile:
   
Home | About | Login | Logout | F.A.Q. | Profile | Preferences | Premium Membership | Kibitzer's Café | Biographer's Bistro | New Kibitzing | Chessforums | Tournament Index | Player Directory | Notable Games | World Chess Championships | Opening Explorer | Guess the Move | Game Collections | ChessBookie Game | Chessgames Challenge | Store | Privacy Notice | Contact Us

Copyright 2001-2025, Chessgames Services LLC