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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18635 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Aug-26-10  eightbyeight: I am thoroughly impressed - you must indeed have "booked up like crazy." The KBNk checkmate takes at most 33 moves. You took 36, (which is understandable - I doubt any human can perfectly master this mate) and my computer gives mate in 30 after 59. Nc5. Well done.

However - d3 against the Caro-Kann defence? I have seen stranger stuff in the opening, but that makes the top ten. Any explanation?

Aug-26-10
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  Phony Benoni: <eightbyeight> Nothing particularly weird about it; White is heading for a King's Indian Reversed formation. Fischer played it a few times (Fischer vs I Ibrahimoglu, 1970, for instance), and also employed the strategy against the French and Sicilian on occasion.
Aug-27-10  crawfb5: They may have torn down his Bridgeport house last summer, but Hall of Famer James Henry O'Rourke (http://baseballhall.org/hof/orourke...) gets a statue outside Bridgeport's minor league park. Former MLB commissioner Fay Vincent to speak at dedication(http://www.ctpost.com/local/article...).

O'Rourke had the first hit in the National League (22 April 1876) and set the record for the oldest player in the NL when he played his last game at age 54 as catcher for the Giants (22 Sept 1904).

Aug-27-10  Jim Bartle: Pujols hits his 400th. Amazing in just ten seasons, particularly for a player who is basically a line drive, high average hitter. Looks to me as if he will soon be the second best first baseman in history, but whom will he be passing? Jimmy Foxx?

Later in the game Pujols unfortunately lost a battle with the rolled-up tarp. I assume he will be OK today.

Aug-27-10  Jim Bartle: Oh no. Looks like Tommy John is going to have <another> surgery! How much can one body take?
Aug-27-10
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  Phony Benoni: Pujols not only playing tonight, but he's hit #401. If he can continue his present pace for three more years, there will be a good argument to put him ahead of Gehrig.

As for Strasburg, well, that's why they have pitch counts and bring young pitchers along slowly. Maybe this give the yappers who complain about how pitchers are babied today something to think about.

Aug-27-10  Jim Bartle: I guess he thought, "If I hit a home run, then I won't have to run."
Aug-28-10  playground player: <crawfb5> "Orator Jim" O'Rourke--yes, he deserves a statue!

<Phony Benoni> Putting anybody ahead of the Iron Horse, just on the basis of stats... no can do. With all due respect to today's hitters, a lot of the pitching they face would never have made it to the major leagues in Gehrig's day, when there were only 8 teams per league. I can't even imagine the kind of a feast Lou would have on today's pitchers...

Aug-28-10
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  Phony Benoni: <playground player> On the other hand, Pujols rarely gets to face the same pitcher more than two or three times in a game, and must constantly adjust to new hurlers. Gehrig often faced pitchers who were growing progressively more tired four or five times in a game.

Gehrig also had the advantage of a stronger overall lineup. There were far fewer situations when teams could pitch around Gehrig, particularly when they had already walked Ruth.

This is not to denigrate Gehrig's achievements in any way. But every era has its own set of challenges that players must overcome; it's never totally in favor of one or the other.

Aug-28-10  Jim Bartle: It's really tough to compare eras. Everything playground player says is true. Especially the part about there being only half as many teams. Also, baseball attracted a larger percentage of the best athletes in Gehrig's time.

On the other hand, Gehrig never had to face Latino or black pitchers, the split-finger and slider had not been developed, there were no lights-out relief specialists, gloves were much smaller, he played many more day games, etc.

Aug-29-10  David2009: <Phony Benoni> nice analysis! Ftacnik vs A Aleksandrov, 2008 An example where the protected passed Pawn doesn't win
Aug-29-10  playground player: <Phony Benoni>, <Jim Bartle> Alas, there really is no way to prove which of us is right. But if we can't enjoy our preferences in baseball, why bother? Especially when either side can make reasonable arguments...

Livy, responding to the speculation as to what would've happened had Alexander the Great lived to invade Italy (a plan that was certainly on his docket), said the whole idea was laughable. Alexander, Livy said, made his reputation conquering ill-disciplined, poorly-equipped mobs of servile barbarians: but in Italy he would have had to fight real men who knew what they were doing.

Isn't it fun to latch a baseball discussion on to some serious historical inquiry?

Aug-29-10
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  Phony Benoni: Much of the charm of baseball is having time for these good-natured arguments between pitches.

I haven't researched the question closely, but I wasn't aware that the Romans of 425 AUC were such hot stuff militarily. Was Livy just being a homer?

Aug-29-10  Jim Bartle: "ill-disciplined, poorly-equipped mobs of servile barbarians"

You talkin' to me, playground player? I don't see anybody else here, so you must be.

Aug-30-10
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  Phony Benoni: And, speaking of great calls by sports announcers:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShPJ...

Aug-30-10  playground player: <Phony Benoni> Livy is always a homer!

<Jim Bartle> Livy said it, not me...

Aug-31-10  playground player: <Phony Benoni> That's a very funny video, but I think that guy was sitting behind me in the theater when I went to see "Crucifer of Blood" on Broadway (an extremely rare event! probably not going to be repeated). He kept commenting to his girlfriend, until finally he arrived at this: "Oh, I already read the story--the girl did it!" I shall always regret not turning around and strangling him.
Sep-01-10  Jim Bartle: The really odd thing is that the commentary on the Beethoven symphony actually makes me appreciate it more.
Sep-01-10
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  Phony Benoni: Advice to Spectators at a Baseball Game, circa 1922, by Robert Benchley. Warning: some of the language is suitable only for children, which doesn't stop adults from using it:

http://books.google.com/books?id=Kc...

Sep-01-10  crawfb5: <PB> You did notice the section right before baseball was on watching a chess match, didn't you?

I particularly liked: <I once heard of a murderer who propped his two victims up against a chess board in sporting attitudes and was able to get as far as Seattle before his crime was discovered.>

Sep-01-10
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  Phony Benoni: <crawfb5> Yes; in fact, that's the article I found first. I put that link into Kibitzer's CafĂ©, thinking it to be of more general disinterest.
Sep-01-10  crawfb5: Speaking of Google Books, I was disappointed to find that the 1904 <American Chess Bulletin> GB scanned is missing the volume with most of the games from St. Louis 1904 (7th American Chess Congress), won by Marshall. The critical pages should be 107-118.

I recently picked up a used copy of the Olms reprint of the 2nd (Cleveland 1871), 3rd (Chicago 1874), and 4th (Philadelphia, 1876) American Congress tournament books. I have most of the Cleveland games pulled in a temporary collection, and I think the others have already been done. If there's anything that needs checking against the tournament book, I can give it a look.

Sep-01-10
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  Phony Benoni: <crawfb5> Ah, you bring back memories of the days when I had a decent chess book collection. Unfortunately, it was so large that I needed a house to store everything, but then I had to sell the collection to raise the down payment. I hate the Magi.

There were probably a couple of hundred tournament books, and a goodly proportion were Olms reprints. Great stuff. Hardly a day goes by on this site that I don't regret getting rid of them.

Sep-02-10
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  OhioChessFan: Have you had a chance to see Aroldis Chapman? He makes Stephen Strasburg look like a junkball pitcher. Maybe I'm exagerating. A little.
Sep-02-10
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  Phony Benoni: Hey, big deal. In Detroit, we've got Joel Zumaya, who hits 103 routinely between stints on the DL.

But it must be exciting for Cincy fans, who have already had plenty to cheer about this year.

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