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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18635 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Sep-06-10  technical draw: Descubrieron el Pacifico.
Sep-06-10
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  Phony Benoni: <JB> Oh, really? I'll lay down good ChessBucks right now that 90% of successful onside kicks occur when everybody knows they are coming--including AP headline writers.
Sep-06-10  Jim Bartle: I'll take that bet--if it's by percentage. I'd say the percentage of onside kicks recovered by the kicking team is much higher when it's at a random moment than when the kicking team is desperate to get the ball (last minute, way behind, etc.)

Of course most of the recovered ones come when the receiving team is expecting it, but only because (in 2009) 40 of 48 were in the "desperation" category.

Sep-06-10
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  Phony Benoni: <JB> You've been hanging around <td> too much, honing those parsing skills!
Sep-06-10
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  Phony Benoni: <JB> And while I've got you here, a tennis question.

Now, I know that having the serve at tennis is a significant advantage. And I would expect that most, if not all of this advantage persists as the beginning of a point, because the receiver usually has to worry about just getting the ball back over the net.

But as the rally goes on, I would expect this advantage eventually evaporates. Is that true, and how long does it take? (I'm assuming opponents of roughly equal strength.)

Sep-06-10  Jim Bartle: Depends. In some way it's like being white in chess; you get to dictate play until the receiver/black player does something to catch up.

Since serve-and-volley tennis has virtually disappeared, the usual advantage of a big first serve is a short (not necessarily soft) return, which the server can come in and hit for a winner or at least force a really weak return while coming to the net.

A good solid return and it's even, no advantage for the server. And on second serves it's about even. Generally no advantage for the server unless it's a Sampras or a McEnroe.

Sep-06-10
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  Phony Benoni: Interesting. Seeing how often serve is held, I would have assumed a more lasting advantage.
Sep-06-10  Jim Bartle: Well, remember it's first player to four points, or to get ahead by two. In a typical game the server will get, say, two "free" points, meaning an unreturned serve or a weak return he can hit for an easy winner. That's a huge advantage.

Now the faster the court the bigger the advantage for the server. In the old days (pre-2003, I think) at Wimbledon, the grass was so fast players could go through whole matches without losing serve. In fact Stefan Edberg lost a semi-final in 1991 (to Michael Stich) even though he never lost his serve. He lost three tiebreakers. Now the courts at Wimbledon is slower and the ball bounces up higher than before, meaning longer rallies and more breaks.

On slow clay courts the advantage to the server is much less, and you see a lot more breaks.

Sep-06-10
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  Phony Benoni: <JB> Very clear. Thanks.
Sep-06-10  notyetagm: <PB>

Could you also please find the game from this position, again from the same 1001 book by Reinfeld?


click for larger view

http://www.chesscafe.com/text/heism...

<Here is another cute one from the same intermediate text: Black, to move, has a good position with more than enough compensation for the Exchange. <<<Here he uses the less common interference theme to remove the guard.>>> Since the Rooks guard each other, preventing them fromdoing so makes sense, so 1…Be2 removes both guards, creates a double attack, wins the Exchange, and ends all resistance.>

Thanks

Sep-06-10
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  Phony Benoni: <notyetagm> Sorry, but I can't find that one.
Sep-07-10  notyetagm: <Phony Benoni: <notyetagm> Sorry, but I can't find that one.>

Thanks anyway.

Sep-07-10  nescio: <Phony Benoni> If <dakgootje> writes that "The Netherlands" is the correct name for our country I suppose he is right, but in my view both that and "Holland" are inaccurate. Not for nothing the Dutch themselves call their country "Nederland" and not "De Nederlanden", but that use of the singular has not been followed in other languages.

"The Netherlands" (Low Countries) was of old, say around 1550 and before, the name of the coastal region between Roobaais/Duinkerken (Roubaix/Dunkirk for you) in the south and the islands in the north. It was divided into 15-20 principalities (I'm not sure of the right number) of which Flanders was by far the largest and most important. One of them was Holland, which took over the role of Flanders after the forming of the United Provinces (the Dutch Republic), largely because Flanders still belonged to the king of Spain and many Flemings came to Holland, and because the entry to the port of Antwerp was blocked by the province of Zeeland.

So The Netherlands is saying too much and Holland is saying too little.

It may be interesting for you that your Declaration of Independence has many similarities with the Dutch equivalent, the "Acte van Verlatinghe", 200 years earlier, almost as if the latter was a model for Benjamin Franklin and the other founding fathers. The original constitution of the United States looks like that of the United Provinces (Unie van Utrecht, 1579) as well. They also adopted a federal structure, but added the feature of a kind of elected king they called a president, thereby strengthening the central government. Perhaps inevitable in such a large country with difficult communication lines.

Sep-07-10  crawfb5: <Munich, 1936> Obviously you need no comment on your sanity for starting such a massive project. Even with only a third (365Chess lists just over 500 of the 1600+ games), it's going to take at least two collections.

One minor note: 1) <The playing schedule includes 21 rounds over a 16 day period> should be <20> rounds.

I don't know if I'd keep marking which teams have had byes in the cumulative match scores to date, but that's a matter of taste. With 21 teams, I might just keep track of the race for the top spots, but again, YMMV.

Sep-07-10  crawfb5: I see your point. I was easier to convince because I was only a <local> TD back in the day.

What's confusing is to remember to add that extra round for the bye when teams are playing 20 actual matches.

Sep-07-10  dakgootje: <I was easier to convince because I was only a <local> TD back in the day.>

Do local TD's charge only $5 for their scams instead of the international $20?

Sep-07-10  crawfb5: <dak> $5 for a local TD sounds about right, although I was much too young and inexperienced to cash in. I thought the going international rate would be 20 Euros.
Sep-07-10
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  keypusher: <PB> Apologize for page-jack, but...

Jim,

I really really love the Peru book. I look at it again and again. Would like to buy a copy when possible.

You have some nice pictures of your own in there!

Why were Tyroleans and Prussians emigrating to Peru in 1859?

Sep-07-10
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  keypusher: ...I think the two-page picture of the Cordillera Huayhuash at dawn in the distance is my favorite.

I had never even heard of Kuelap (or the Chachapoyas) before.

Sep-07-10
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  keypusher: <Phony Benoni: <Travis> In 2008, the Lions went 4-0 in the preseason, 0-16 in the regular season.>

See third item:

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...

Part II of the series (Preseason Hall of Fame) features N. Suh trying to remove a quarterback's head (Item 3, again).

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...

Sep-09-10  Deus Ex Alekhina: <keypusher> Bartle is the Ansel Adams of South American glaciers & mountains <Travis> The Lions will be fired up when they go to Chicago, trying to end a 24 game road losing streak - the last team they beat on the road? - you guessed it - Chicago. But the Lions always find a way to disappoint: final score, in overtime, Bears 27, Lions 21.
Sep-09-10  Travis Bickle: Hey Phony, Jim Bartle and all you sportsfans here, do you have a song that makes you cringe when you hear it? If so send your song link or name of the tune to my Forum, for Travis B's Dorkiest Song Contest.
Sep-10-10
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  Phony Benoni: I haven't been around much of late, due to a freakish weather occurrence here in Detroit. Tuesday afternoon we had several hours with sustained winds of 40-50 MPH. Dozens of power wires came down around the city, and since we've been bone-dry the last month houses everywhere started going up in flames.

A couple were destroyed about five houses south of me. Nobody hurt, thankfully, though one of the owners was out of town on vacation and had no idea of what happened until he got home today. Ouch.

At any rate, my power wasn't fully restored until today. I had a partial restoration Wednesday night, but in a true Murphy Moment the only working appliance was my alarm clock.

Sep-10-10  Travis Bickle: <Deus Ex Alekhina> I think The bears will wake up from hibernation to defeat The Lions Sunday but it won't be easy. The latest line is Bears giving 6 1/2 to Detroit. Damn them Detroit recievers are both 8 feet tall, kinda tough on a cornerback. The defense gets Urlacher back & the addition of DE Julius Peppers can only help! Plus we have two solid running backs in Mat Forte and ex-Minnesota back Chester Taylor, & we have great depth at tight end with Greg Olsen, Desmond Clark and new addition from San Diego Brandon Manumaleuna. Now all we have to do is block and score in the red zone. ; P

Chicago sportswriter point of view.
http://www.windycitygridiron.com/20...

P.S. With all those power lines down I hope Phony can watch the game Sunday.

Sep-10-10
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  Phony Benoni: <Travis> I generally don't worry about spelling errors. Lord knows, I've pulled off enough typos myself to supply the rest of the world for the foreseeable future. Once, when editing <Michigan Chess>, I wrote <Editorals> for a full year before noticing.

But I can't resist the irony of seeing you spelling Brandon Manumaleuna correctly, but missing <Matt> Forte.

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