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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Sep-06-11
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  perfidious: <OCF> Wohlers was something-a potential adventure every time out.
Sep-06-11
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  OhioChessFan: <All sorts of people started running up for autographs,>

I can't stand that. On my worst day, I wouldn't ask anyone for an autorgraph in a public setting.

Sep-06-11  Jim Bartle: I don't ask for autographs either, though I did as a teenager going to SF Warriors games. But back then the NBA wasn't so big time and you could find players hanging around outside the locker room before games.

My favorite autograph was Wayne Embry of Cincinnati. He told us, "I'll sign if you tell me who I am." He was in warmups, no name or number. We knew, so he signed.

Sep-06-11
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  OhioChessFan: Until Ron Harper came along, Wayne Embry held a boatload of school records at Miami. Interesting and sad story about the two of them:

http://www.cleveland.com/cavs/index...

Sep-06-11
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  Phony Benoni: Which reminds me--Fox Sports showed the Tigers game last Saturday, with some play-by-play guy and Mitch "Wild Thing" Williams as color commentator.

I didn't think he was bad, particularly because he didn't mince opinions. For instance, he refuse to excuse a pitcher because of unearned runs. In his view, that just showed the pitcher wasn't doing his job in tough situations.

I did find it funny when he kept talking about how he would "deliberately" walk hitters if he felt the guy in the ondeck circle was easier to get out. I found it hard to imagine the Mitch Williams I remember being that much in control.

I turned the game off when the Tigers fell behind 8-1 and thunderstorms rolled in, being the type who turns off appliances in that situation. After a nap, I got up and turned on the TV just in time to see the Tigers walking off with a 9-8 victory after scoring three in the ninth, climaxed by a Miguel Cabrera home run.

I did catch some replays later. It was one of the more impressive "walk off" calls I've heard by a play-by-play guy:

<"Gone. See ya. Game over. Wow.">

http://detroit.tigers.mlb.com/mlb/g...

There wasn't much else to be said.

Sep-06-11  Jim Bartle: Really interesting story, OCF! Traded to the Clips, not good. And the Cavs didn't get much for Harper either, as it turned out.

And Harper's attitude is interesting, too. He still seems to wish he had stayed in Cleveland, even though he landed as the point guard on some of the Bulls' championship teams.

Sep-06-11
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  OhioChessFan: I knew Harper in college a little. He was very shy and reserved. I worked with his cousin in the time he was in Chicago. She said he spent most his time in his apartment since he didn't like to go out much. I have a hard time believing the drug story myself.
Sep-06-11
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  chancho: I remember that Ron Harper had a lisp, but I had no idea he had stuttering problems as well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElGk...

Sep-06-11
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  perfidious: <Phony Benoni> Just read the link to the August 1946 Eagle you provided elsewhere; I never knew the Soviet machine tried to control the playing conditions at the Groningen event.

It was amusing to see that note on the Byrnes too.

I remember Edgar McCormick; one of the times I played the US Amateur Team event, our teams met, though Ed was third or fourth board for their side.

Sep-06-11
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  OhioChessFan: Yes, he stuttered. That was why he was so shy. He just avoided talking.
Sep-06-11  Jim Bartle: If Harper was shy and stuttered, I wonder how he handled being Jordan's teammate. He was famously brutal toward the others on his team, tore them up in practice, etc. But maybe he was smart enough to see Harper wouldn't take it, or maybe Harper learned later in his career to handle it.

He was certainly an excellent all-around player. I remember Sports Illustrated raving about him as a future pro when he was a senior at Miami.

Sep-06-11  I play the Fred: <If Harper was shy and stuttered, I wonder how he handled being Jordan's teammate. He was famously brutal toward the others on his team, tore them up in practice, etc. But maybe he was smart enough to see Harper wouldn't take it, or maybe Harper learned later in his career to handle it.>

My guess is that by that point in Ron Harper's career, Harper was as known as a known quantity gets, a smart, respected vet. IIRC, Jordan was a good deal more likely to ride the young players than he was the vets.

I remember him riding Stacey King especially hard when King was in his first few seasons in the NBA.

<When Stacey King entered the Bulls' practice facility one morning carrying a box, Jordan yelled, "I hope there's a jump shot in there"> - one example of many. This was one I remembered mostly verbatim.

Sep-06-11  Jim Bartle: Rodney McCray is the one I remember. He was brought in to be a solid veteran backup, and Jordan supposedly just destroyed his confidence in practice with his play and trash talking.
Sep-07-11
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  chancho: Do you guys remember when Jordan went absolutely ballistic while Charles Oakley was being traded to the New York Knicks for Bill Cartwright? (It was a very astute trade, since Cartwright's defense, shot blocking, and toughness was an integral part of that championship run of 91, 92, and 93.
Sep-07-11  Jim Bartle: I think they would have won with Oakley as well; then they could have traded Horace Grant for a pretty good center.

Speaking of Oakley, who were the greatest non-jumper players of all time? Oakley's up there, and Wes Unseld, and I think maybe (could be remembering wrong) Oscar Robertson.

Sep-07-11
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  perfidious: <chancho>: I'd forgotten that.

In 1992, I went to a Bulls-Knicks game at Madison Square Garden with Cartwright manning the middle: http://basketballreference.com/team....

Poor game for #23, but Knicks were never really in it and got ground down.

Sep-07-11  I play the Fred: <Speaking of Oakley, who were the greatest non-jumper players of all time? Oakley's up there, and Wes Unseld, and I think maybe (could be remembering wrong) Oscar Robertson.>

I've made this point before, but Karl Malone elevated pretty poorly considering how big, fast, and strong he was. The vast majority of his dunks were of the one-hand off the one leg variety, taking off from no further than a few feet away. I've seen Larry Bird do two different dunks that were better than any I've seen Malone do.

Of course, I'm of the opinion that athleticism is overrated in basketball, and many players excelled without standout athleticism. George Gervin was pretty slow and lean for an NBA player, but no one could guard him.

Sep-07-11
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  perfidious: <Fred> I remember Gervin as a great scorer; what enabled him to excel, lacking the size and/or speed?
Sep-07-11  Jim Bartle: "what enabled him to excel, lacking the size and/or speed?"

His impressive physique and bulk.

Gervin was deadly with a finger roll from up to ten feet. No other player I've seen has ever been good with it from beyond five feet.

Sep-07-11
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  perfidious: <Jim> Hard to imagine being good with that move beyond five feet at all, much less ten.

He must have had arms longer than those of a gorilla.

Sep-07-11  Jim Bartle: I remember around when the ABA teams joined the NBA, Sports Illustrated wrote that Gervin had all the skills and talent of Julius Erving, except he lacked the outright power.
Sep-07-11  benjinathan: I have often thought that someone should make a movie about the nba season where gervin and david thompson came down to the wire in the scoring race: thompson scored 73 points on the last day of the season, but gervin scored 63 to beat him.

http://www.nba.com/history/features...

The nba was wild and wooly back then

Sep-07-11  Jim Bartle: The 1976-77 season was great, with the influx of all the ex-ABA stars and four teams. The champion Blazers featured three ABAers, including Maurice Lucas, and the losing finalist Philadelphia of course had Erving and a bunch of other ABA guys. Denver and San Antonio were great fun.

Then, speaking of wild and woolly, there was Marvin Barnes.

Sep-07-11  benjinathan: 1976 was the first year I started playing and then following basketball. That sixers squad was nuts and lots of echos in todays NBA:

33 Jim Barnett

14 Henry Bibby G

23 Joe Bryant F-

3 Fred Carter G-F 6-3

42 Harvey Catchings C-F 6-9

20 Doug Collins G-F 6-6 180

53 Darryl Dawkins C 6-11 251 January 11, 1957 1

10 Mike Dunleavy G 6-3 180 March 21,

6 Julius Erving F-G 6-6

21 World B. Free G 6-2

25 Terry Furlow G-F 6-4 190

11 Caldwell Jones C-F 6-11

30 George McGinnis

50 Steve Mix

Sep-07-11
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  perfidious: <benjinathan: ...thompson scored 73 points on the last day of the season, but gervin scored 63 to beat him...>

How well I remember that final Sunday: I watched the NBA On CBS that day, though I really don't recall whether they had that Denver game on, but anyone who watched got an earful regarding Thompson's monster game.

Kobe's father as a backup on that 1976 Sixers team: Henry Bibby, brother of Jim, who could pitch a little: http://www.baseball-reference.com/p....

Then it's on to the guys on that crew who could play-they could win a title in today's league.

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