<AVIATION SAFETY >

This is good news for Aesene ..

He's beleaguered. The ARSE fans want him gone. He looks Oooop to the sky and there's a light aircraft flying over the stadium bearing the legend ....

WENGER OUT ......

Well looks like the EU is banning all this due to safety ect ..

<Gary Rowett>

He's Hungry. He's full of ambition. He likes the RAMS....

Watch this space ..lol

10.

<NOTTS FOREST>

"Oh no it does not move me, even though I saw the movie"...

<Hozza> Great list!

<VAR>'s Absolutely for sure. The refs cock up way too many calls. It's ruining the game.

<PLAYER POWER> Agree. The loyal gunners are just about hammering the last nail in Arson Benge's coffin as we speak.

<ENTITLEMENT> Always ugly, way too much of it in the top half of the P-table.

<Terraces> Yes! We need more drunken cigarette smoking punters like they used to have in The Kop. Terraces were the lifeblood of footy.

<TACKLING> Agree, though there are a few refs who are stingy with the free kicks after a stern shoulder tackle.

<FAKING IT> I agree with this one most of all. I think red carding simulation would put a quick end to this sissy behavior.

<ENNUI> Yep, although it's nice to see the world's best collected in one club, it can lead to stagnation on and off the pitch.

<AVIATION SAFETY> lol I had to think about this one for a moment... The problem could be solved by allowing managers to install anti-aircraft guns in their boxes.

<ROWING TO NOTTS FOREST> I don't know about this- what's the low down?

I just want to add one more-

<Ohio> That's just gorgeous isn't it? Peter Paul and Mary.

Reminds me of another fine track, though it has a very different vibe:

<Hozza>

On the bright side... top fives- not "the best" but simply the ones I like the best, at the moment:

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<GAFFERS>

1. <Pocket Chess> A shoe-in for manager of the year, if not for <Conte> and Chelsea. Spurs would have to overtake them for <Pocket Chess> to win.

2. <Big Sam Allardyce> Performed a miracle this season with Palace, and how can you not love a man who looks *exactly* like a St. Bernard.

3. <Mark Hughes> Stoke City, the little team that could... some of the time.

4. <Arson Benge> Long suffering, doesn't get enough credit or loyalty for what he's done at Arsenal.

5. <Jose Feliciano> For two reasons, the second being the most important- he can outwit any given manager on a given day, the way he just did to <Conte>. But mainly because he regularly gets banned by the officials and has to sit in the upper stands, with no cellphone. lol <Feliciano>...

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<PLAYERS>

1. <Delicatessan Ali> The soul of Tottenham, more indispensable than <Hazza> even.

2. <Crouchy> At age 56, still going strong and scored a beauty last weekend. He's all class and he has his 100 career league goals now.

3. <Joe Allen> The only player almost as short as Lestah's <Shinji Godzilla>- he's a buzzsaw, for both Whales and Stoke City.

4. <Ross Barkley> Gets a lot of stick for maybe the most promising Englishman on tap, at the moment.

5. <Wilf Zaha> Recently scored the most beautiful goals in the history of football- Player of the month for me, far and away. He looked like <Cruyff> here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVV...

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<PUNDITS>

1. <Gary Neville> Never, ever misses a chance to give Chelsea stick.

2. <Jamie Carragher> Not afraid to piss off the big stars, and he's right most of the time for my money.

3. <Alan Shearer> Soft spoken, funny, dead accurate.

4. <Thierry ENNUI> lol Tough to understand what he's saying because of his outrageous French accent, but I find myself agreeing with him much of the time.

Wussies take note:

You wanna play stick ball in Canarsie, you gotta use Brooklyn rules.

I seem to have an uncontrollable urge to run to a tropical island with the Mothra twins.

<Teem> Is this from a movie? <You wanna play stick ball in Canarsie, you gotta use Brooklyn rules>

If so, I need to see the movie as soon as possible.

<the Mothra twins> you are rarely amirong, as this photo will attest:

http://gazettereview.com/wp-content...

I think I was lured onto the rocks by their siren song.

If so, I need to see the movie as soon as possible.>

A fine show, though I always preferred <Law and Order SUV> with "Iced" Tea and also <Law and Order Criminal Bent> with Vincent Onion.

I was sad to see such heavy actors as Vincent Onion and Mark Buffalo jumping on the big paycheck "Marvel Comics" movies which are just about the worst movies ever made. They're even worse in Korean "4-D." "4-D" or "Sensurround" was a short lived experiment in Vancouver when it became apparent that people didn't enjoy sudden jets of air shot up their arses whilst watching a film.

My friends forced me to go see "Avengers Age of Ultron" in 4-D and I was almost distracted enough by sudden gusts of wind in my eyes and by my own seat kicking the crap out of me not to notice just how awful the movie was.

"Examine all moves that smite"

???

Good call <Teem>, more proof that the very best music always comes from Japanese monster movies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkn...

I understand my duty as well as my Mothra's milk.

I'll get back to stuff later..

Shed a few tears today for Ugo ..

Came as a shock, thought he'd be ok ..

Still upset !