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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-09-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Jan-09-26 Tata Steel Masters (2026) (replies)
 
offramp: It's wonderful to see this ancient tournament. This year this will be the 87th top-class Dutch tournament. The town has no actual name: <Wijk aan Zee> means, "town on the sea". <Time to getta proppa name dudezz👾!!> Giri has real chances of winning this one because he ...
 
   Jan-09-26 Kasparov vs Nunn, 1989 (replies)
 
offramp: It's a really good game, mainly because Kasparov is White against the King's Indian, which he normally played as Black. White had a big shock but managed to defend.
 
   Jan-09-26 Mackenzie - Reichhelm 2nd US Championship Match (1867)
 
offramp: I have played through these games and I have found them interesting, but not setting the world on fire. I think that MacKenzie was <professional>, but not exciting. He did not really give his opponent a chance, he outclassed him.
 
   Jan-09-26 Mackenzie vs G Reichhelm, 1867
 
offramp: The French Defense (C15). MacKenzie kept the position in control. Mainly, he did everything he could do to keep that dratted black QB in a prison. 34...Bxd7. [DIAGRAM] Black was in real trouble.
 
   Jan-08-26 P Wells vs K Hanache, 2025
 
offramp: I've been pondering about this game. <Are you pondering what I am pondering?> (Brain & Pinky.) The whole game is interesting, right from the start. E.g., Black was 13. Wells was 60. Wells played in the traditional English weekend circuit style. That style includes Kim ...
 
   Jan-08-26 Tata Steel India Rapid (2026)
 
offramp: Good old Niemann. He is a globe-trotter. I have seen his suitcase. It is pretty small, and it is covered in stickers: <London>, <Tashkent>, <Beijing> and many others. Now he is in <Kolktata>. My Indian friend told me that Niemann was a bit <funky>. And ...
 
   Jan-08-26 G Reichhelm vs Mackenzie, 1867
 
offramp: The powerful Evans Gambit might resurface in the 2030s. Many players might get fed up with the Joko Piano. I don't know the Evans. I don't know how far the theory goes down. In that era they played 1000s of the Evans. Oh blimey! 19. Nfd5. [DIAGRAM] There was available to Black a
 
   Jan-08-26 G Reichhelm vs Mackenzie, 1867
 
offramp: This was similar to the first game: both players were happy to accept every exchange. 16. Rxc3. [DIAGRAM] Now plays very well. It's interesting to see that Black did <not> give a <luft> square for the black king until he <had> to do it. 22...g6. [DIAGRAM] ...
 
   Jan-08-26 Mackenzie vs G Reichhelm, 1867
 
offramp: Both sides accepted all exchanges. When we get to 16...Qe7... [DIAGRAM] ...In the 21st century we would say that White has a bad pawn formation. White ( George Mackenzie ) carries on. It is very interesting. Here is the best move: 22...Rd6. [DIAGRAM] 23. Rff6! <Black: ...
 
   Jan-07-26 K Piorun vs I Gorshtein, 2025 (replies)
 
offramp: White played the opening in an old-fashioned style. When I mean "old-fashioned" I mean "about a 1,000 years old". There is a book on this opening by <Al-Adli> written in c. 890BC. [DIAGRAM] This is about 10 moves later. [DIAGRAM] Time for a bit of a <zhuzh> in your ...
 
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Jul-16-17  thegoodanarchist: It is Sunday. Time for the word of the Lord:

Behold, thou shalt not cleave to them, and it is said, Fortunate! and of Egypt. It is become one after their chariots, and went out the pit; and bring it to my master. And the house round, and all the sand. And the name Moab: the sea. And his tent. And anything that is thy neighbor's tent.

Tahash went out, and the Egyptians pursued as his chariot, and his brethren. Do you in the flocks are idle, ye shall hang thee will I will say, This is Hebron, in exchange for multitude. And Jehovah said unto Horeb. And Jehovah said to pass, as ye shall thy first-born, and they too.

But not to his wife: chief Jalam, chief Zepho, chief baker offended their cattle, and should die in the cup of the land: and Enoch lived after he believed them abroad, throughout the elders of God by which thou dost overtake it, even he drew near to come, according to Haran.

A R Saleh Salem

Jul-20-17
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  offramp: <thegoodanarchist> I always prefer the recipes over the biblical ones because they are more harmless. Unless someone tries to cook the recipes up.

That "random" site really is a cure for the blues (although I almost never get "the Blues").

I like to imagine a semifinal of Gordon Ramsay's Hell's Kitchen, and some young hopeful speaking earnestly to the camera:

<Yeah, today I'm gonna make a recipe of my good frien' the Good Anarchist, it's called "POUDING AUX POMMES:"

Take three apples and replace the tongue and smooth them in dice with minced meat, and leave on each yolk.

While your liver cooks, and when putting all in some pans drop by drop.

Take a taste. Let it just sit before filling up the eggs as thick liquor; boil it off with the tomato salad oil of white artichokes. Strain it then by adding a very light sauce.>"

Jul-22-17  thegoodanarchist: LOL, <offramp>!

Of course I prefer green artichokes to white artichokes, and anyone who disagrees with me can burn in hell!

Oops, this is not the Rogoff page!

So I meant to say, anyone who disagrees with me can eat white artichokes!

Jul-22-17  thegoodanarchist: <I always prefer the recipes over the biblical ones>

Anyway, it was Sunday. The other six days I don't do Bible stuff (at least, I don't remember doing it)

Jul-24-17
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  offramp: Is there a chess opening that can tell your fortune?

Yes. The Tarot can.

Jul-24-17
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  OhioChessFan: ** Urgent Announcement **

We are running a Moves Prediction Contest for the Biel tournament at my forum. We got a late start advertising so the first round played earlier today won't count. Get your picks in for tomorrow's round ASAP!

Jul-26-17  thegoodanarchist: How do German Bakers greet each other?

"Gluten Tag".

Jul-29-17  WinKing: Hi offramp,

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Jul-30-17  thegoodanarchist: < offramp: Is there a chess opening that can tell your fortune?

Yes. The Tarot can.>

Thank you for your prompt reply on this matter.

Aug-06-17
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  offramp: WHICH BEVERAGE?

Wilhelm Steinitz. Austria, so COFFEE.
Emanuel Lasker. German, but TEA.
Jose Raul Capablanca. Certainly COFFEE.
Alexander Alekhine. TEA.
Max Euwe. COFFEE.
Mikhail Botvinnik. TEA.
Vasily Smyslov. TEA.
Mikhail Tal. COFFEE.
Tigran PetrosiaN. COFFEE.
Boris Spassky. TEA.
Robert James Fischer. COFFEE.
Anatoly Karpov. TEA.
Garry Kasparov. TEA.
Vladimir Kramnik. TEA.
Viswanathan Anand. TEA.
Magnus Carlsen. COFFEE.

Aug-06-17
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  offramp: "That's as good as money, sir.
Those are IOUs. Go ahead and add it up, every cent's accounted for.
Look, see this? That's a car.
275 thou. Might wanna hang onto that one!"

Great lines! From <Dumb & Dumber>, of course.

Aug-10-17
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  offramp: FISH SOUP

Soak the fish gently and add a vanilla cream until it bubbles.

Pour in five fillet of fish and tape all around. Fill the rabbit with liquor and then, if you have a thick slice of white bread, cook it separately and add salt, pepper and three fillets of an eye to render it.

Add a pint of salt.

Put it in with the white haricots (or sultanas). Take the meat to the rolls and eat all the yolk of five half pints of egg.

Aug-10-17
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  offramp: I saw a film yesterday that I had never seen before.

Office Space from 1999. Directed by Mike Judge. I knew him from Beavis & Butthead so I guessed I'd like the film. But it was really really good, and when I looked it up it seems it is a cult film.

The best character in it is Milton Waddams, who is a dead ringer for Percy Dovetonsils.

Aug-10-17
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  offramp: The palm of your hand has a name. It's the palm. Why hasn't the other side got a name?
Aug-12-17  thegoodanarchist: <The best character in it is Milton Waddams, who is a dead ringer for Percy Dovetonsils.>

Dovetonsils? That name sound made up, sir!

Aug-12-17  thegoodanarchist: <offramp: The palm of your hand has a name. It's the palm. Why hasn't the other side got a name?>

It does. It is the "nay palm".

While sleeping, Robert Duvall rests his "nay palm" against an area of his wife's body. This is why he loves the smell of "nay palm" in the morning.

Aug-12-17
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  offramp: He is much derided but Paul Verhoeven has made three of my absolute favourite films:
Terminator II
Total Recall
Batman & Robin.
Aug-12-17  Gregor Samsa Mendel: <offramp>--I can never tell whether you are being serious, but Paul Verhoeven directed neither Terminator 2 nor Batman and Robin. He did, however, direct Starship Troopers, which is one of *my* absolute favorite films.
Aug-12-17
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  offramp: <Gregor Samsa Mendel> I am sure you are right! I have seen Starship Troopers all the way through and it is brilliantly gungho and John Wayne-ish. (Although I don't like John Wayne).

I saw a short excerpt of Starship Troopers and that film is totally superb, but it had that problem where there was a lot of noise in outer space.

I have got mixed up somewhere about Verhoeven films. BUT I don't like using Google... I prefer to use my memory, to see HOW WRONG IT IS GETTING!

Aug-12-17  thegoodanarchist: How about this Verhoeven movie?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flesh...

Also, in space, no one can hear you scream. That was a promotional line for one of *my* favorite movies of all time.

Aug-12-17  Boomie: <thegoodanarchist>

Percy Dovetonsils in the flesh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj2...

Aug-13-17
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  offramp: "He had skirted the reefs of so many earthly disorders, so many ominous eclipses, so many flaming tallow balls in the sky that it seemed impossible for someone lfom our time to trust still the prognostications of the cards regarding his fate. Yet, while the plans for reassembling and embalming the body went forward, even the most candid among us waited without so confessing for the fulfillment of ancient predictions, such as the one that said that on the day of his death the mud from the swamps would go back upriver to its source, that it would rain blood, that hens would lay pentagonal eggs, and that silence and darkness would cover the universe once more because he was the end of creation. "
Aug-13-17
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  offramp: <Gregor Samsa Mendel: <offramp>--I can never tell whether you are being serious...>

I am one of those, and there are many of us, who always prefers the $100,000 over the $100,000,000, unless the megabucks film has flopped disastrously. Anything that MST3K likes, I like.

<I saw a short excerpt of Starship Troopers and that film is totally superb, but it had that problem where there was a lot of noise in outer space.>

That should have been <I <recently> saw a short excerpt of Starship Troopers and that film is totally superb, but it had that problem where there was a lot of noise in outer space.>

The first time I saw the film I either didn't care or didn't notice. As I have got older these things seem to bother me more.

Aug-16-17  Big Pawn: <offramp>, I get a real kick out of your bio! I read it sometimes just for kicks!

I don't know how you came up with all that stuff.

Good one.

Aug-18-17
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  offramp: Blimey MacRiley! I just realised that a few days ago I missed my 14th anniversary of being a member here. That was August the 16th.

14 isn't any special number, I seem to remember that it was the number of Adam's body parts.

I was aware of the anniversary approaching but I've been on holiday in Oxford. What a dump.

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