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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-13-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Jan-13-26 C Gilberg vs Dickens, 1866 (replies)
 
offramp: That's a great pun, and the game has a really good ending! BTW, Sally Simpson, instead of referencing the Washington Bridge, would you be interested in buying the Brooklyn Bridge?
 
   Jan-13-26 Garry Kasparov (replies)
 
offramp: I was going through the channels on UK TV last night. I alighted on a documentary called <The Rise of the Nazis> on <U&Yesterday> (that's the channel). Garry Kasparov appeared on the screen! He is the world's greatest expert on the Brest-Livotsk Treaty!! He gave a ...
 
   Jan-13-26 Caro-Kann, Panov-Botvinnik Attack (B14)
 
offramp: TAKE the pawn on d5 and KEEP it and win! Ah HAA HA HA HA HA!!!
 
   Jan-13-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: As I mentioned, I am thinking of holding a TATA STEEL Masters position prediction contest. I want to make a fair system. Here is a problem that I want to avoid: a <"close but no🚬cigar"> problem - like this: Someone makes this prediction: 1 A 2 B 3 C 4 D 5 E. BUT ...
 
   Jan-13-26 G L House vs S Williams, 2018
 
offramp: The move that surprised me was 17...c6. °°°°°°° This is the 10,000th episode of the Famous Dutch Queen manoeuvre: ...Qe8 then ...Qh5.
 
   Jan-12-26 Georg Rotlewi (replies)
 
offramp: <Chessical>, Rotlewi was described as a "tireless walker". At first I read that he was a "wireless talker"... Like Kramnik's non-stop internet complaints on YouTube.
 
   Jan-12-26 A Somoff vs A Spice, 2008
 
offramp: <whiteshark>. Spice controls the whole board.
 
   Jan-12-26 A Vitolinsh vs Bronstein, 1975 (replies)
 
offramp: I didn't get the pun at all, possibly I have never watched <"Alvin & The Chipmunks">. I watched the film with the guy from <"My Name is Earl">. The star was okay but the three chipmunks were unbearable. I couldn't understand a word they said. Perhaps I could have watched
 
   Jan-12-26 Yuri Gonzalez Vidal
 
offramp: Yuri Gonzalez Vidal went on holiday to Mexico and saw a bullfight. And we saw gore Vidal.
 
   Jan-11-26 Tata Steel Masters (2026) (replies)
 
offramp: Vincent Keymer. 🇩🇪 4 2776 22 Erigaisi Arjun. 🇮🇳 5 2775 19 Anish Giri. 🇳🇱 6 2760 32 Four of the 13 players are Indians. There are 2 Uzbeks, 2 Dutch. Just one American, Niemann. He speaks Dutch.
 
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Feb-09-18  thegoodanarchist: < offramp: Male, age 54, car collision.

(Left occipital- suboccipital craniectomy, evacuation of epidural hematoma. 2/2/18 8:05 to 8:40 pm.)>

Wow, it really didn't take you that long.

Feb-09-18  thegoodanarchist: <Now in electrolytic fluid.>

The brain, or you?

Feb-09-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <thegoodanarchist: <Now in electrolytic fluid.>

The brain, or you?>

This is the brain speaking. Offramp now operates under my control. Update tomorrow.

Feb-10-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: A new word for attacking opening play: Gambition.
Feb-11-18  morfishine: Dear <offramp>, I was wondering if you would reveal your favorite English/UK GM? Nunn is my favorite though I admire many others for their ingenuity

There has been a formidable array of powerful UK GM's over the years. I guess its just a matter of time til one earns the right to play the champion

Feb-15-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <morfishine: Dear <offramp>, I was wondering if you would reveal your favorite English/UK GM? Nunn is my favorite though I admire many others for their ingenuity>

Soory, I've been away for a while! My favourite English GM, dear Morfishine, is definitely Tony Miles. He was very Larsenish: he played unusual openings but was as strong as almost any Soviet GM at endings.

I also like Miles's nemesis, Short, because he is funny and honest, and he actually made it to a WC Final.

Apart from Fischer mt favourite American player is Marshall. He worked magic all over the chessboard!

Feb-15-18  morfishine: <offramp> Good to see you back and healthy! Miles was a tragic figure, a real pity to lose him at such a young age.

I like Short too, but he had such a difficult time with Kasparov. I guess mostly everybody else did too. This is my favorite Short vs Kasparov game. I still think there has to be a win in there somewhere!

Short vs Kasparov, 1993

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Feb-15-18  morfishine: I find myself pulling for Michael Adams too. While he has some great triumphs, lately he seems to disappoint :(
Feb-17-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Solution to Lord Dunsany puzzle:

CO4
Set-up row: k2 place marker k2 (this marker will be called middle marker) Row 1: kfb; k to st before marker kfb; slip marker; kfb k to last stitch; kfb Row 2: k
Repeat until there are 60 sts on your needles (or until the lower edge is wide enough to fit around your wrists). End with row 1,
then join in round - place marker (this marker will be called end marker)

Part II - in the round

Round 1: k
Round 2: k2tog; k until 1 st before middle marker; kfb; slip marker; kfb; k until 2 sts before end marker; ssk Repeat these 2 rounds a total of 5 times

Round 11: p
Round 12: k2tog; k until 1 st before middle marker; kfb; slip marker; kfb; k until 2 sts before end marker; ssk Repeat rounds 11 and 12 a total of 5 times

Round 21: k
Round 22: k2tog; k until 1 st before middle marker; kfb; slip marker; kfb; k until 2 sts before end marker; ssk Repeat rounds 21 and 22 a total of 5 times

Round 31: p
Round 32: k2tog; k until 1 st before middle marker; kfb; slip marker; kfb; k until 2 sts before end marker; ssk Repeat rounds 31 and 32 a total of 5 times

Round 41: k
Round 42: k2tog; k until 1 st before middle marker; kfb; slip marker; kfb; k until 2 sts before end marker; ssk Repeat rounds 41 and 42 a total of 5 times

Afterwards k to middle marker - remove middle marker; and TURN WORK. Now there is only one marker left.

Part III - knitted flat

Row 1: k to last stitch before end – if you want to avoid a gap at the upper outer edge, you can now connect the first and last stitches of that row like this: slip the last stitch to the right needle and - using a crochet hook - draw the working yarn through the first stitch of that row, put the loop on the left needle, move the last (not yet knitted) stitch back to the left needle, knit the two stitches together (see picture on the left). Alternatively, just knit the last stitch.

Row 2: ssk; k until the last two stitches; k2tog Row 3: k
Row 4: ssk; k until two stitches before marker; ssk; slip marker; k2tog; k until two stitches before end; k2tog Row 5: k
Repeat rows 2-5 rows twice more more.

Row 11: p
Row 12: ssk; k until two stitches before marker; ssk; slip marker; k2tog; k until two stitches before end; k2tog Row 13: p
Row 14: ssk; k until the last two stitches; k2tog (if you started part 2 at 60 stitches, you should now have 40 sts on your needles)

Place marker (this will be called M2) and add 20 stitches by using a knitted cast on – place marker (this is the new „round end marker“) join in round. The picture on the right shows the naming and placement of the markers. I opted to distribute the stitches on three needles instead of using markers.

Part IV & thumb - knitted in the round

Round 1: k to M2: ssk *k1 p1 (repeat from * to two sts before) marker k2tog slip marker (this creates a small ribbing at the upper edge to prevent it from rolling) Round 2: k to M2: ssk *p1 k1 (repeat from * to two sts before) marker k2tog slip marker (this creates a small ribbing at the upper edge to prevent it from rolling) Round 3 = Round 1

Round 4: ssk k to two stitches before marker k2tog, repeat once more; you're now at M2, ssk *p1 k1 (repeat from * to two sts before) marker k2tog slip marker Round 5: ssk k to two stitches before marker k2tog; repeat three times Round 6: k all

Round 7 = Round 5
Round 8 = Round 5
Round 9 = Round 6

Repeat rounds 7 to 9 once more.

Feb-17-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: My friend Jodi is blind and one day my friend Jodi told me that my friend Jodi's Dad sneaks into my friend Jodi's room almost every night and just stands there watching, and my friend Jodi's Dad thinks my friend Jodi doesn't know he's there because my friend Jodi can't see him but my friend Jodi KNOWS he's there because blind people can SENSE these things so I told my Mum and my Mum called the Police and the Police talked to my friend Jodi's Mum and Dad and my friend Jodi's Mum and Dad said my friend Jodi's Dad doesn't do that and they said my friend Jodi was CRAZY so I hid a video camera in my friend Jodi's room under my friend Jodi's stuffed animal collection and sure enough my friend Jodi's Dad sneaked right in and just stood there watching my friend Jodi so I tried to show my friend Jodi the tape that proves that my friend Jodi isn't crazy but my friend Jodi is blind so my friend Jodi couldn't watch it.
Feb-17-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: A tragic story:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disap...
Feb-18-18  thegoodanarchist: The boys over at google love to brag on themselves.

Every time I search, they tell me "it really didn't take us that long".

Well, not exactly, but words to that effect:

<About 2,170,000 results (0.59 seconds)>

Can there really be 2.17M results for weather in my town today? I think not!

Feb-18-18  thegoodanarchist: Did you feel the earthquake?

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-43097113

It was detected by the British Geological Survey*

[*Motto: Four out of 5 Geologists surveyed recommend sugarless gum.]

Feb-18-18  morfishine: Dear <offramp> I was thinking about a golf tournament I was playing in about 42 years ago, and my High School team was tied, so there was a sudden play-off; And on the very first hole of the playoff, one of the opposing players committed a foul or error or penalty right on the first green and I pointed it out. It was one of those rules where one could overlook it due to the circumstances but I wanted it pointed out.

Well, the head pro of the course (who had been giving me lessons) stepped-in right on the green and said "There's no use nit-picking"

I don't remember who won, but the lesson stuck

*****

Feb-20-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <thegoodanarchist: Did you feel the earthquake?>

I did feel a huge rumbling underfoot. I looked out the window and birds were falling from the sky. Chimneys were turning to jelly. Streets of houses were falling into gaping Robert James Fischer s.

But it turned out that <The Damned> were playing a comeback gig in a nearby park. There was no earthquake near me.

Feb-20-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: SORREL SOUP Boil a dinner.

BOUCHÉES À LA BORDELAISE AVEC SAUCE MAÎTRE D'HÔTEL

Every one quart of grated breadcrumbs. Bake them first the dinner tables finds its head downwards, in salt or thin the meat, there for one hour before serving.

CHIPPED POTATOES, AND POTATOES, AND POTATOES AND EGGS À LA AERSCHOT.

<p>leg of boiling water, peel and put it in a fine linen or spaghetti, with thick white September cabbages boiled a few moments in a shallot and vinegar and squeeze on the usual kinds, in as their liquor to be put on a mold that it through the pan

Feb-22-18  morfishine: <offramp> The natural & best method to sweeten your chili is with sweet potatoes & minced carrots. Bake your sweet potatoes til soft, then mash into a paste, then slow stir this paste into your simmering chili

Mince your carrots as fine as possible then add to your slow simmering chili. Let cook with your sweet potatoes minimum two hours. Ideally, your fine minced carrots will liquify to invisibility

Happy Cooking!

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Feb-22-18  morfishine: Dear <offramp> I am pleased to announce I have a new high rating of 1906 just reached today after sweeping away a few dastardly ruffians who dared cross my path

*****

Feb-23-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <morfishine>, I am tremendously impressed! When you get up to that level it shows that you are playing both good chess and consistent chess.

That's the hard bit: playing 5 or 6 wins in a row. I am barely getting one-in-a-row at the moment.

Feb-24-18  morfishine: <offramp> Thank you, I'm not one to flaunt one's own achievements. But this time its somewhat unique. I spent 2 years working with <Patriot> in all phases to improve my chess game. This was from 2103-2015. My goal was to get to 2000 rating. I only improved my rating from 1700 to 1870 and I stopped all the training programs.

But recently, I've taken a different, less rigid approach, and I've finally broken over 1900 and hopefully, am on my way to 2000

Keep at it: if you really want to improve, it takes real dedication and commitment

otherwise, just have fun

Thanks again, morf

*****

Feb-24-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  moronovich: Congrats <morfishine> !

After all the hard work you have made, it must be a great satisfaction to reach your (part) goal!

Hard work and dedication is definately a talent as a certain Kasparov has stated.

Feb-24-18  morfishine: Dear sir <moronovich> Thank you sir, you are very kind indeed!

The master <offramp> is one of my favorite posters!

We need more gentleman like you and Master <offramp> and others on this site

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Feb-24-18  thegoodanarchist: <morfishine:

But recently, I've taken a different, less rigid approach>

Details, please!

Feb-25-18  morfishine: <thegoodanarchist> Well, if you insist. Over at Chesscube.com, one's rating is an aggregate of all your games, both standard & Chess960 & at all time controls. I've probably played about 6,000 games over there, (4,000 standard + 2,000 Chess960). But the only games I've played in the past 2 years are the 2,000 Chess960 games, and I've had a rough go of it.

I found I was over-thinking the various opening positions trying to get my pieces developed quickly and efficiently. For example, with Knights stuck in the corner, I was trying to clear the c or f-pawns to develop the Knight to <c2> or <f2>. The problem is I was giving up too much space in the center (violating a cardinal rule in standard chess).

So I reverted back to the tried and true ways of first placing pawns in the center and only then, developing my pieces. The results have been dramatic over the past 20 games: I've won 70% including 7 in a row (4 wins over 2000+ rated players) which boosted my rating from 1800 to 1900.

Alas, I got cocky and lost 3 in a row, but have won the past 2 to right the ship

So thats it, I'm contesting the center first, then developing pieces, which has allowed me to be competitive in every game or vice versa, I'm not getting crushed, even by 2000+ players

hope it helps

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Feb-25-18  thegoodanarchist: <morf> Thanks.

I thought you meant that you improved your classical chess; I didn't realize you were referring to 960.

I don't play 960 and would like to get better at classical.

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