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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-13-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Jan-12-26 Georg Rotlewi (replies)
 
offramp: <Chessical>, Rotlewi was described as a "tireless walker". At first I read that he was a "wireless talker"... Like Kramnik's non-stop internet complaints on YouTube.
 
   Jan-12-26 A Somoff vs A Spice, 2008
 
offramp: <whiteshark>. Spice controls the whole board.
 
   Jan-12-26 A Vitolinsh vs Bronstein, 1975 (replies)
 
offramp: I didn't get the pun at all, possibly I have never watched <"Alvin & The Chipmunks">. I watched the film with the guy from <"My Name is Earl">. The star was okay but the three chipmunks were unbearable. I couldn't understand a word they said. Perhaps I could have watched
 
   Jan-12-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: White is puzzled... [Event "III Itt Temuco 2026"] [Site " https://lichess.org/broadcast/iii-i... "] [Date "2026.01.12"] [Round "6.2"] [White "Flores Quillas, Diego Saul Rodri"] [Black "Flores, Diego"] [Result "*"] [WhiteElo "2400"] [WhiteTitle "IM"] ...
 
   Jan-12-26 Yuri Gonzalez Vidal
 
offramp: Yuri Gonzalez Vidal went on holiday to Mexico and saw a bullfight. And we saw gore Vidal.
 
   Jan-11-26 Tata Steel Masters (2026) (replies)
 
offramp: Vincent Keymer. 🇩🇪 4 2776 22 Erigaisi Arjun. 🇮🇳 5 2775 19 Anish Giri. 🇳🇱 6 2760 32 Four of the 13 players are Indians. There are 2 Uzbeks, 2 Dutch. Just one American, Niemann. He speaks Dutch.
 
   Jan-10-26 J Hu vs S Badacsonyi, 2025
 
offramp: 14...Nb7. [DIAGRAM] White does not want to castle. It looks risky. White wasn't sure what to do. Instead, he played a2-a4, then a5 and a6, creating an important outpost for his knight at b7. 20. Nb7. [DIAGRAM] 20...e3 21. f3. Mate in 3.
 
   Jan-10-26 Firouzja vs D Lazavik, 2025
 
offramp: I was drawn to this game from the home page. Some other people were discussing Two Knights (C58) . In a blitz game GM Firouija played the 2♘ opening. I was interested to see the modern ideas in this very ancient opening. Here is a new one: White had played 4. Ng5, that is
 
   Jan-09-26 Kasparov vs Nunn, 1989 (replies)
 
offramp: It's a really good game, mainly because Kasparov is White against the King's Indian, which he normally played as Black. White had a big shock but managed to defend.
 
   Jan-09-26 Mackenzie - Reichhelm US Championship (1867) (replies)
 
offramp: I have played through these games and I have found them interesting, but not setting the world on fire. I think that MacKenzie was <professional>, but not exciting. He did not really give his opponent a chance, he outclassed him.
 
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Jan-03-18
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  moronovich: "Beggars Banquet" is actually the favourite album of a certain Mick Jagger. And mine too ;)
Jan-03-18  thegoodanarchist: I cannot decide between "Let It Bleed" and "Exile on Main Street"
Jan-09-18  WinKing: Hi offramp,

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Jan-22-18  thegoodanarchist: <offramp: ...

When will telekinesis become available?>

Apparently, you have to make it happen yourself.

I couldn't find <Telekinesis For Dummies> but I did find this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIa...

Jan-22-18  morfishine: <offramp> This is priceless today at the GOTD: <Bargan Basement seems more appropriate> I confess, in a drunken rage, I commenced to submit terrible pun after terrible pun in a sweaty, fist typing chaos. I was determined to go against my own principles, opposite actually, to submit the most worst game titles along with the worst games, just to see if these would get voted in, and low and behold, like Frankenstein, these came to life as the peasants actually voted for these atrocities

So I am partly responsible for submitting such rubbish, but only partly so since the experiment was to see if there would be any takers, and like a pond filled full of hungry trout, lunging at any movement, much taking has commenced

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Jan-25-18
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  offramp: http://lichess.org/dtHr17WA
Jan-25-18
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  offramp: [Event "Casual Blitz game"]
[Site "https://lichess.org/dtHr17WA"]
[Date "2018.01.25"]
[Round "-"]
[White "offramp"]
[Black "Legion14"]
[Result "1-0"]
[UTCDate "2018.01.25"]
[UTCTime "18:21:54"]
[WhiteElo "censored"]
[BlackElo "1556"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "300+3"]
[ECO "B15"]
[Opening "Caro-Kann Defense: Main Line"]
[Termination "Normal"]
[Annotator "lichess.org"]

1. e4 [%clk 0:05:00] c6 [%clk 0:05:00] 2. d4 [%clk 0:05:00] d5 [%clk 0:05:02] 3. Nc3 [%clk 0:04:55] dxe4 [%clk 0:04:54] 4. Nxe4 [%clk 0:04:55] ♗15 Caro-♔ann Defense: Main Line e6 [%clk 0:04:49] 5. Be3 [%clk 0:04:33] Nf6 [%clk 0:04:46] 6. Ng5 [%clk 0:04:29] Bb4+ [%clk 0:04:31] 7. c3 [%clk 0:04:27] Be7 [%clk 0:04:34] 8. Qf3 [%clk 0:04:22] O-O [%clk 0:04:35] 9. Bd3 [%clk 0:04:15] c5 [%clk 0:04:19] 10. O-O-O [%clk 0:04:15] cxd4 [%clk 0:04:13] 11. Bxd4 [%clk 0:04:13] Nc6 [%clk 0:03:57] 12. Bxf6 [%clk 0:04:02] g6 [%clk 0:02:41] 13. Qh3 [%clk 0:04:00] h5 [%clk 0:02:35] 14. Qxh5 [%clk 0:03:55] ♗lack resigns. 1-0

Jan-25-18  morfishine: <offramp> I find your game indecipherable due to all the percentage marks and other unknown letter listings. I cannot load it into my PGN viewer. I gather I will have to use my Enigma and/or Purple machines to arrive at the correct moves

Nonetheless, nice game!

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Jan-26-18
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  offramp: <morfishine>, I was trying to use a new feature mentioned bt Daniel F at chessgames.com chessforum (kibitz #28931), but I got it wrong.

This is what I meant to post:
user-game 9077899377562630

Jan-26-18  morfishine: <offramp> Monumental news, my PGN viewer had been upgraded (without my knowledge) so I can copy/paste the entire text of 9077899377562630 and it reads only the relevant info

Your game is a brilliancy!

Jan-26-18  thegoodanarchist: <morfishine: <offramp> Monumental news, my PGN viewer had been upgraded (without my knowledge) so I can copy/paste the entire text of 9077899377562630>

Yes, but I was waiting for you to post the entire dialogue of <Beverly Hills 90210>

Jan-26-18  morfishine: <thegoodanarchist> Now, you've lost me, but I am working up some content on the Russian tank T-34C & T-34/85 and how the Germans dealt with this threat

I hope you find it interesting

best always, morf

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Jan-27-18
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  offramp: I <thought> I was watching Return of the Living Dead, which I had been told was a brilliant film. But it was suspiciously bad. I then realised I was watching the stinker Return of the Living Dead II: an unfunny dud.

It took me an hour to figure that out! An hour I'll never have back.

But at least I am now watching Return of the Living Dead, which is definitely a good film.

Jan-27-18  thegoodanarchist: < morfishine: <thegoodanarchist> Now, you've lost me, >

It was a completely stupid attempt on my part, to rif on your number, and the only book/movie/tv show I could think of with lots of numbers was 90210.

Jan-27-18  thegoodanarchist: <I am working up some content on the Russian tank T-34C & T-34/85 >

Looking forward to it!

Jan-27-18  thegoodanarchist: < offramp: ... it was suspiciously bad. I then realised I was watching the stinker Return of the Living Dead II: an unfunny dud.>

Kind of like my attempted joke.

Jan-27-18  morfishine: I never found any of the 'Living Dead' movies (or Return) funny at all.

Well, except for 'Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead' https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livin...

That was hilarious, especially the part where that mammoth rooster rings the warden's neck while clearly clucking "Its payback time!".

These chickens truly came home to roost

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Jan-30-18  thegoodanarchist: <offramp>: like you, I've watched <Jaws> many times. It is my favorite movie.

Even though it is my favorite, I think the best movie of all time, objectively, is <China Town> with Jack Nicholson. Simply brilliant!

Feb-02-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: By chance I saw part of an episode of <Trailer Park Boys>. It was pretty funny so I read up about it.

The episodes are only half an hour and for a week I've been watching one or two a day.

You can easily tell that there is a powerful set of intelligences at work behind all that humour.

Feb-03-18
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  offramp: https://me.me/i/when-you-type-hehe-...
Feb-07-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I made a comment about councillors, who are not my favourite people:

<'Are these new roads [Mary Neuner Road] always named after councillors? It must be very boring for that perennial school project, "How my street got its name". Answer: "Mary Neuner was a Labour councillor from 1986 to 2002 END TRANSMISSION."'>

Some twerp made a wobbly defence:
<'It's been a long time since I was a Haringey Councillor but Mary took over from her husband Frederick who was an alderman then a Councillor from 1952 to 1982.'>

To which I replied,
<'That is a tremendous achievement, and <one that those in whose power the naming of new roads resides would want to commemorate as they would want their own council longevity memorialised by their successors.'>>

Feb-08-18  thegoodanarchist: <offramp: I made a comment about councillors, who are not my favourite people>

is "councillor" the British word for Barrister?

Feb-08-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Barristers are counsel who make coffee. Councillors are just people who work on local councils and get streets named after them.

There's a good song by Was Not Was called, <Somewhere in America there's a street named after my Dad>.

Feb-09-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: J. Beasley has temporarily released The Classified Encyclopedia of Chess Variants, as a PDF file, for free. 391pp.

https://www.jsbeasley.co.uk/encyc/e...

Feb-09-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Male, age 54, car collision.

(Left occipital- suboccipital craniectomy, evacuation of epidural hematoma. 2/2/18 8:05 to 8:40 pm.)

In this case, I had to do two craniectomies, the first above the left occipital lobe, the second above the left cerebellum, keeping the bone above the transverse sinus between the two holes intact.

Successfully removed brain from terminally-damaged body. Now in electrolytic fluid.

Brain has responded well to stimuli. Has effected a type of speech by varying the responsora of the EEG. Brain is concerned about its lack of corpus.

I explained that THAT was down to the corpse having been thrown out to the dogs.

Update tomorrow.

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