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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-15-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   offramp has kibitzed 25186 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jan-14-26 Keymer vs Carlsen, 2023
 
offramp: Keymer Rouge.
 
   Jan-14-26 Julien Song
 
offramp: He is taking part in a serious match in Madrid ESP against Levy Rozman. 90 min + 30 sec / move. 15th & 16th January 2026. https://lichess.org/broadcast/gotha...
 
   Jan-14-26 Tata Steel Masters (2026) (replies)
 
offramp: <macer75> you are right! Hopefully people will somehow find my page.
 
   Jan-14-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: I am going to run two competitions but it's possible I am the only entrant.
 
   Jan-14-26 Garry Kasparov (replies)
 
offramp: <Petrosianic>. I dislike stories about the 3rd Reich... Kasparov was expounding about Molotov and Stalin and the Germans. I could have followed the details but I <hate> checking WWII facts on Google because you get sucked into a whirlwind of right-wing horror. So I am ...
 
   Jan-14-26 J Puccini vs J P Gomez, 2015 (replies)
 
offramp: Good pun and a good game. The final move is hard-to-spot! I was expecting some hay-maker final blow, but it is a quiet move. In fact, that last move, 19. Qd2, could be a <CREEPING MOVE>. Creeping moves can only made by queens; Spassky specialised in them.
 
   Jan-14-26 Dickson
 
offramp: The modern version is: <Innit wot I done better what I ain't never done ain't I ever dun I wot I ain't never done INNIT??>
 
   Jan-13-26 C Gilberg vs Dickson, 1866 (replies)
 
offramp: That's a great pun, and the game has a really good ending! BTW, Sally Simpson, instead of referencing the Washington Bridge, would you be interested in buying the Brooklyn Bridge?
 
   Jan-13-26 Caro-Kann, Panov-Botvinnik Attack (B14)
 
offramp: TAKE the pawn on d5 and KEEP it and win! Ah HAA HA HA HA HA!!!
 
   Jan-13-26 G L House vs S Williams, 2018
 
offramp: The move that surprised me was 17...c6. °°°°°°° This is the 10,000th episode of the Famous Dutch Queen manoeuvre: ...Qe8 then ...Qh5.
 
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Aug-19-18  morfishine: Dear <offramp> If all games are drawn, what are we doing here?
Aug-22-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  OhioChessFan: Check your picks in my contest.
Aug-22-18  WinKing: <offramp> you need to fix one of your picks in Round 5.

<offramp:
Round 5

Aronian - Anand 1-0 34
Carlsen - So 1/2 37
Karjakin - Grischuk 1/2 29
Vachier-Lagrave - Caruana 1/2 41

<Nakamura - Mamedyarov 1/2 0-1 65> ???>

1/2 or 0-1?

Aug-22-18  thegoodanarchist: < OhioChessFan: Check your picks in my contest.>

And in a chess game, pick your checks.

Aug-22-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <WinKing> many thanks, but I was too late!

I feel a bit like an idiot!

Aug-24-18  morfishine: This just in: Tourist who 'stole' pebbles from Cornwall beach forced to return them or pay $1,300 fine: http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/...

*****

Aug-25-18  thegoodanarchist: Blackburne vs W R Ballard, 1872 (kibitz #8)

<offramp> you are really good at explaining the GOTD puns in a way that I can understand them.

Your explanations might not be accurate, but I do understand them.

Aug-25-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I think of the LEAST LIKELY explanation and type it out!
Aug-26-18  technical draw: <offramp> Congratulations on your 15th! My 15th is in November. Together we have wasted 30 years of our lives. That's terrible. I cudda been a contenda.

Well, being on chessgames for 15 years kept me out of sleazy bars, drinking whisky, cuddling up to the cute blonde, and buying every one drinks and...well, let's just say that chessgames saved me a lot of money. Salud!

Aug-27-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp:
1 Romeshire Gladiators Ed W 2939 £1,008,528
2 Middle Saxons Steven F 2866 £1,085,410
3 Washo's wonders Private 2732 £1,035,554
4 Crocodiles Offramp T 2664 £1,078,342

Yes! That IS me in 4th place!
https://cricketxi.com/county-champi...

Aug-27-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <technical draw: <offramp> Congratulations on your 15th!>

Many thanks, TD. I shall try to remember your anniversary in a few months. Like you I have really enjoyed my time here, and I assign my longevity to a strict diet that excludes any rogoff or KC.

I am non-political and my religion is kept secret between me and my confessor.

I have many people at this site that I like to call friends and you are certainly among them!

Aug-27-18  thegoodanarchist: Nigel Short (kibitz #11187)
Aug-27-18  thegoodanarchist: < offramp:
1 Romeshire Gladiators Ed W 2939 £1,008,528
2 Middle Saxons Steven F 2866 £1,085,410
3 Washo's wonders Private 2732 £1,035,554
4 Crocodiles Offramp T 2664 £1,078,342 >

Congratulations!

What will you do with the money?

Aug-27-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I will use all of it to extend my membership.
Aug-27-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Daniel Freeman (kibitz #1223)

Aug-20-18
<Doniez: I would like to express my deepest condolences to the family of Michael Freedam. I didn’t know him personally but I re-started playing chess some years ago due to this amazing website. I really feel so sad for his passing away. From Italy, GRAZIE for all you’ve done for chess. Donatello.>

Aug-20-18
<Willber G: <Doniez: I would like to express my deepest condolences to the family of Michael Freedam.>

Daniel Freeman - his name is at the top of the page.>

Aug-28-18  thegoodanarchist: <offramp: I will use all of it to extend my membership.>

Membership in freemasonry?

Aug-28-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <TGA>, no. I am buying another 7,949 years membership at chessgames.com.

By then I hope to have made 112,691,821,014,904 posts.

Aug-28-18  thegoodanarchist: I am sure they will all be funnier than this post:

Y Hernandez vs E Lin, 2008 (kibitz #12)

Aug-30-18  morfishine: Congratulations <offramp> You won 1 million pounds sterling by finishing in 4th place in the county cricket championship!

Who said fat people couldn't play cricket! You are a HUGE inspiration to a LARGE amount of people everywhere!

Was the championship played outside, or in a ROTUNDa ?

*Note: My comments are based on that bearded person you employ as an avatar (who bears a remarkable resemblance to Albert Pike: 6ft 300lbs). If that is not you, please disregard these comments

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Aug-30-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <morfishine: Congratulations <offramp> You won 1 million pounds sterling by finishing in 4th place in the county cricket championship!...>

I wish!....
In fact the million quid bit was the value of my fantasy team. It is a nationwide thing so I am pleased with being fourth.

I am afraid that I do rival my avatar in size in real life...

You may not believe this, but I am 7ft 8 inches tall and I weigh 269lb.

I am a bit of a freak.

Sep-03-18  thegoodanarchist: I was wondering if Yehuda Gruenfeld and Ernst Gruenfeld are related.

So I searched the player page of Yehuda, and found this exchange of information:

Yehuda Gruenfeld (kibitz #1)

I don't think either are related to Eduard Gufeld

Sep-03-18  thegoodanarchist: <You may not believe this, but I am 7ft 8 inches tall and I weigh 269lb.

I am a bit of a freak.>

Yes, for your height you are quite slender.

Sep-06-18  thegoodanarchist: The recipe site is gone again!

http://johno.jsmf.net/cgi-sys/suspe...

Time to gnash teeth..

Sep-08-18  thegoodanarchist: < offramp: <Big Pawn: When <humor> becomes your primary way of communicating, it makes you a joke. Literally.>

Here is a good subject for the argument game:

IS IT POSSIBLE for a human to become a joke literally, rather than metaphorically?

I don’t think I’ll play, though. There are too many tiny little rules.>

It has occurred to me that you may have already won this one.

Sep-09-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <thegoodanarchist: I was wondering if Yehuda Gruenfeld and Ernst Gruenfeld are related.>

Ernst Grunfeld was a Christian. He was also obese!

Ernst Gruenfeld (kibitz #67)
<offramp: Wikipedia says, bizarrely: <He died in Ottakring, Vienna, of obesity on April 3, 1962.> I find it hard to visualise that svelte young man in the profile photograph as an obese septagenarian - but in any case how do you die of obesity? Did the crane collapse as they were trolleying him down to the Kino to see A Fridge Too Far?>

I strongly suspect that Yehuda was a Jew.

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