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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-15-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Jan-14-26 Keymer vs Carlsen, 2023
 
offramp: Keymer Rouge.
 
   Jan-14-26 Julien Song
 
offramp: He is taking part in a serious match in Madrid ESP against Levy Rozman. 90 min + 30 sec / move. 15th & 16th January 2026. https://lichess.org/broadcast/gotha...
 
   Jan-14-26 Tata Steel Masters (2026) (replies)
 
offramp: <macer75> you are right! Hopefully people will somehow find my page.
 
   Jan-14-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: I am going to run two competitions but it's possible I am the only entrant.
 
   Jan-14-26 Garry Kasparov (replies)
 
offramp: <Petrosianic>. I dislike stories about the 3rd Reich... Kasparov was expounding about Molotov and Stalin and the Germans. I could have followed the details but I <hate> checking WWII facts on Google because you get sucked into a whirlwind of right-wing horror. So I am ...
 
   Jan-14-26 J Puccini vs J P Gomez, 2015 (replies)
 
offramp: Good pun and a good game. The final move is hard-to-spot! I was expecting some hay-maker final blow, but it is a quiet move. In fact, that last move, 19. Qd2, could be a <CREEPING MOVE>. Creeping moves can only made by queens; Spassky specialised in them.
 
   Jan-14-26 Dickson
 
offramp: The modern version is: <Innit wot I done better what I ain't never done ain't I ever dun I wot I ain't never done INNIT??>
 
   Jan-13-26 C Gilberg vs Dickson, 1866 (replies)
 
offramp: That's a great pun, and the game has a really good ending! BTW, Sally Simpson, instead of referencing the Washington Bridge, would you be interested in buying the Brooklyn Bridge?
 
   Jan-13-26 Caro-Kann, Panov-Botvinnik Attack (B14)
 
offramp: TAKE the pawn on d5 and KEEP it and win! Ah HAA HA HA HA HA!!!
 
   Jan-13-26 G L House vs S Williams, 2018
 
offramp: The move that surprised me was 17...c6. °°°°°°° This is the 10,000th episode of the Famous Dutch Queen manoeuvre: ...Qe8 then ...Qh5.
 
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Ye Olde Offrampe Predicktions

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Aug-12-18
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  offramp: A wonderful, Ezekiel-like post from <Sargon>.

Daniel Freeman (kibitz #1035)

Aug-12-18  JimNorCal: Doubtless noted before but new to me: offramp achieves a certain immortality.

While at http://www.chesshistory.com/winter/... I scrolled down to CN 3752.

Mr Winter takes note of an unlikely quote attributed to Peter Leko in one of Ray Keene's books. Circumstantial evidence for the genesis of the quote leads back to ... offramp and CG.

"Alan O’Brien (Mitcham, England) writes: ... The first time I have found it mentioned is at Leko vs Kramnik, 2004. In a posting dated 3 October 2004 somebody using the pseudonym “Offramp”

One senses that Mr Winter harbors ill feelings towards GM Keene. And perhaps relished a chance to drag the GM's credibility through the mud.

Aug-12-18  morfishine: Yes sir, <offramp> our new friend <sargon> managed to make rules and break rules at the same time
Aug-12-18  technical draw: <offramp: A wonderful, Ezekiel-like post from <Sargon>.>

Is that the same Ezekiel from Pulp Fiction?

Aug-12-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  Check It Out: Ezekiel 25:17.“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children."
Aug-12-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  Check It Out: "And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”
Aug-12-18  morfishine: Dear <offramp> This quote of yours takes the cake:

For pete's sake!

It's opnionoted

We have a winner!

Aug-13-18  thegoodanarchist: Hi!

What is the meaning of this cryptic comment:

Jiri Pelikan (kibitz #30)

Thanks in advance.

Aug-14-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <offramp: Playing chess on one leg ... Mouthful of shrimp .... One leg in acid...>

That is what I thought was pelican-like behaviour. Standing in slightly acidic lakes, on one leg, eating shrimp.

Aug-14-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <high-falootin'> How do Americans write this? I was taught it was “hifalutin”.
Aug-14-18  morfishine: High Falutin (pompous or pretentious)

So, you had it half right

Aug-14-18  technical draw: High Falutin is mostly a hillbilly word.
Aug-14-18  thegoodanarchist: <technical draw: High Falutin is mostly a hillbilly word.>

Hi <td>,

The proper term is "Sons of the Soil", as this instructional video explains:

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/e353b7...

Aug-14-18  WinKing: Hi <offramp>,

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Aug-15-18  technical draw: <tga> <The proper term is "Sons of the Soil", as this instructional video explains:>

No the proper word is "Mountain William".

Aug-15-18  WinKing: <offramp> you need to correct your numbering. Grischuk & Anand should be listed as #9.

<offramp: Many thanks, <lostemperor chessforum>.

1. Mamedyarov
2. So
2. Carlsen
4. Caruana
5. Vachier-Lagrave
5. Nakamura
7. Aronian
7. Karjakin
8. Grischuk
8. Anand>

Aug-16-18
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  offramp: <offramp, Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Aug-16-18>.

Imagine. 15 years! Say it ain't so!

Aug-16-18  morfishine: <offramp> Congratulations! You haven't changed a bit!
Aug-16-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <morfishine>, many many thanks! There are still many sensible but still funny people on this great website.
Aug-16-18  thegoodanarchist: <offramp: <morfishine>, many many thanks! There are still many sensible but still funny people on this great website.>

Including you! Congratulations of 15 years.

I barely sneaked in ahead of you. That was back when they'd let anyone in :)

<thegoodanarchist Member since Jul-29-03 >

Aug-17-18  thegoodanarchist: Please read this:

chessgames.com chessforum (kibitz #30295)

Then let me know how funny it is, on the <offramp> sliding scale of hilarity.

Thanks in advance.

Aug-17-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <thegoodanarchist> That is a good one! The Huskisson Sliding Scale only gives it 75.5 but personally I think it is in the high 80s! Well done!
Aug-18-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  ketchuplover: Chess can be very pieceful sometimes
Aug-19-18  thegoodanarchist: < ketchuplover: Chess can be very pieceful sometimes>

Splendid!

Aug-19-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp:
"The initial position is decisive Zugzwang."

- Jon Speelman

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