Actüally it's more likely to be "nyuk, nyuk, nyuk" based on previous posts.

OK here's one for the conspiracy theorists.

<AJ> is really a deep cover <cg> employee whose role is to play a Devil's Advocate in order to boost the popularity of the site through controversy. This explains why <AJ> never leaves and the admins never permanently ban him.

Well that's my theory anyway.

Maybe all three?

Oh, goodie! Then we can enjoy more of his cut-and-paste diarrhea analysis.

Chess Caviar (in descriptive notation)

More Chess Caviar (algebraic notation)

Still More Chess Caviar. (algebraic notation)

In the first and last book, your name was not in it.

I cannot find <More Chess Caviar.>

It looks like my wife made the book accidentally disappear while cleaning during the past weekend.

If I find it, I'll let you know.

I also cannot find a book of tactics written by
Hans Bouwmeester.

You allow your wife to touch your chess books??? Unless she's also a chess player, you need to set down some rules.

<When I cannot find a certain book it annoys me to no end, but hopefully it will turn up.>

Tony's post will get you up to speed regarding <lamont> and his earlier demise.

3) <lamont> was a disturbed cheap shot artist who took over the Fischer page hurling insults and cutdowns to anyone who dared to disagree with him or even disbelieve him. He lorded over that page with long-winded post after long-winded post and distinctly created a love/hate atmosphere, where his favorite targets were the most experienced posters around while he also made intensely loyal friends. I used to believe his stories about driving young Bobby around NYC until I realized they were all medication-induced delirium. He used a second account named <lamontation> to argue with himself which was beyond pathetic. He became so desperate for attention and sympathy that he claimed to have terminal Pancreatic Cancer and would die shortly. A few weeks later, his "nurse" signed on to announce his passing, and of course she took the opportunity to tell us all off, but then the dead man showed up shortly thereafter claiming it was all a stunt. (Interestingly her account was closed which almost *never* happens.) I have no idea why anybody took him seriously after that, but whatever. Our last encounter was over speculation that Fischer had Diogenes Syndrome (which is not just dirty but filthy), and of course he insulted me over and over until his friends came around. He is nowhere to be found for the last six months.

The chessforum clique yearns for his return so he may continue making hundreds of personal attacks against other users.>

The dear boy wasted no time in responding with one of his typical bits of rubbish, though it was uncharacteristically and mercifully brief, by comparison with the typically verbose, overblown offerings with which we have so often been favoured.