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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Nov-26-12
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  keypusher: <phony benoni>

<By the way, in looking up Bradshaw's record I noticed that, before Joe Montana in 1989, only one quarterback in history had a passer rating over 110 for an entire season. Care to guess? Your clue: he was once nearly decapitated by Alex Karras.>

Milt Plum, of course! This fact is sometimes used to denigrate ratings, but that year Plum had 21 TDs and 5 INTs and averaged, I think, over 9 yards a pass. That is terrific, even taking into account having Jim Brown to distract defenses. Of course 110 was an outlier for Plum, but he seems to have been a good QB, for a few years anyway.

Nov-26-12
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  Phony Benoni: <JB> Plum was obviously a good quarterback for Cleveland (he had a rating over 90 the next year), but went downhill immediately after the trade to Detroit before the 1962 season.. I think you're right that Jim Brown added a lot to his game. With Detroit he needed to be a more important part of the offense, and it never worked out. Plus he walked into a quarterback controversy with a aging but popular incumbent in Earl Morrall.

The real contrast I wanted to make was between him and the possibly technically inferior Bradshaw was that Plum seemed to lack whatever special leadership quality Bradshaw had. I imagine there were days that Mean Joe Greene was not happy with Bradshaw, but I don't recall him bouncing a Coke bottle off Terry's head.

With that, I should acknowledge <OCF>'s point that it is completely misleading to say that Bradshaw won Super Bowls without acknowledging the team effort involved. He was just a part of package, and probably not the overwhelmingly important part he may be credited as being. But I will maintain that he made positive contributions, and that it's quite probable the team wouldn't have been as great without him. Him and a dozen other players, to be sure, but he gets some credit.

Nov-27-12  Mrs. Alekhine: Hello- When I changed the date on this game, S F Lebedev vs Alekhine, 1914 it shows as <1914> in the database, but when I load it to my games collection, it still says <1913>?

Game Collection: All Russian Masters Tournament 1914

Why would the date change instantly in the database listing, but not change when uploaded to my games collection? Will it change to the correct date in my games collection after some time, or is this a bug?

I even deleted it from my collection and then re-added it, and it still shows 1913.

Nov-27-12  Mrs. Alekhine: Exactly the same problem with this game, but none of the others I changed today:

Znosko-Borovsky vs Alekhine, 1914

Nov-27-12
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  keypusher: <phoney benoni>

Following up on your last, I looked at Plum's annus mirabilis (1960) a little more closely at pro football reference.

http://www.pro-football-reference.c...

Cleveland had some talent! Jim Brown led the league in rushing, of course, and they also had Hall of Famer Billy Mitchell. Plum's backup was Len Dawson, who also became a pretty good quarterback in the minors. :-) The Browns easily led the league in scoring. So I thought the defense must be bad, but in fact they were fourth in the league in points allowed, just 12 points behind the leaders (San Fran). Nevertheless, the Browns finished 8-3-1, a game and a half behind Norm Van Brocklin's Eagles in the East.

They scored more points and allowed fewer than the Eagles, so if you do a projected record based purely on point differential, you project 9.2 wins for the Browns and 7.8 for the Eagles. But that's not how they pick the winner...The Browns' losses were 31-29 to the Eagles, 17-13 to the Giants and 14-10 to the Steelers. They tied the Cardinals 17-17 in what must have been a bizarre game -- the Cardinals had five INTs against 9 pass completions. Plum had no picks and 2 TDs, overall turnovers were 6:2, but the Browns couldn't hold a 17-7 lead. After that game the Eagles were 8-1-0 and the Browns were 5-3-1, so the Eastern Conference was pretty much decided. Against Pittsburgh Plum threw for 327 yards but the Browns scored just 10 points. So maybe something was lacking there...anyway, the next year, Plum had a 90+ rating as you note, Jim Brown ran for 1400 yards and the Browns finished third. The next year Plum was gone to be Alex Karras' bane. The Browns won the title in 1964 with Dr. Frank Ryan.

Apart from the 9-7 loss to the Packers, the '62 Lions lost 17-14 to the Giants and 3-0 to the Bears. The 1962 Packers are regarded as one of the greatest NFL teams ever, but that was an awfully good Lions squad.

Nov-27-12  Jim Bartle: 1960 was the year of Chuck Bednarik and Norm van Brocklin on the Eagles, who defeated Green Bay in its first appearance in the championship game of the Lombardi era.

1963 was the year George Plimpton was on the Lions' preseason roster, and painted sympathetic portraits of Plum and Morrall in "Paper Lion." Too bad Karras ws suspended for the year. He still got a crazy chapter in the book.

Nov-27-12
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  keypusher: Bobby Mitchell, not Billy Mitchell. Ah well, both dangerous masters of aerial attack. <Jim Bartle> I do have to read Paper Lion before I die.
Nov-27-12
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  WannaBe: Margaret Mitchell.
Nov-27-12  Jim Bartle: Right, Bobby Mitchell, who was traded to Washington where he became a great receiver. He was traded for draft pick Ernie Davis, the Heisman Trophy winner from Syracuse who died a couple of years later. I believe Mitchell was the first black on the Redskins.

Billy Mitchell was a military expert who said shortly after WWI that air power was going to become more important than naval power. Then, I'm not sure, he arranged for fighter planes to attack mothballed ships to demonstrate his thesis, and was court-martialed. Gary Cooper played him in the movie.

"Paper Lion" really is an excellent book, but you have to remember it was written in a time when little negative was written about athletes, and little about the inner workings of teams. So it may seem pretty naive today.

But it really was the first of the real inside stories of teams (Plimpton's earlier "Out of My League" was different, pitching against a major league All-Star team), and he does a great job showing how tough it is to play on a pro football team. Plus lots of great stories with Night Train Lane, Joe Schmidt, Terry Barr, John Gordy, big Roger Brown, and Gail Cogdill. There wasn't too much about the coaches, as I remember, even head coach George Wilson. Today any story would emphasize the coaches a lot more.

Nov-27-12  Jim Bartle: HoF or not, Miller has to be one of the most influential non-players in baseball history, the equal of Branch Rickey or Judge Landis.
Nov-27-12
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  keypusher: <Jim Bartle: Right, Bobby Mitchell, who was traded to Washington where he became a great receiver. He was traded for draft pick Ernie Davis, the Heisman Trophy winner from Syracuse who died a couple of years later. I believe Mitchell was the first black on the Redskins.>

Yes, when he went to the 'Skins somebody wrote that Mitchell faced the blackest future and the whitest huddle in the NFL. George Preston Marshall was a showman and an innovator, but also a racist.

I would put Marvin Miller in the Hall of Fame. Bill James too. Henry Chadwick, the inventor of the box score, is in, rightly I think.

http://baseballhall.org/hof/chadwic...

Nov-28-12  Shams: If you can handle one more piece on Armstrong and doping, this one is quite good: http://www.lrb.co.uk/v34/n22/david-...
Nov-28-12  playground player: Bonds, Sosa, and Clemens on the Hall of Fame ballot this year--but I don't know whether it's the Baseball HOF or the Pharmaceutical HOF.
Nov-28-12  Jim Bartle: Good point! None of the three will be elected this year. Quite a slap in the face.

Concerning Bonds, SI writer Tom Verducci had some suggestions for rules changes, and one I found really interesting. He wrote that it was fine if players like Bonds want to wear all that body armor, such as those huge elbow shields. No problem. (Obviously this doesn't include helmets.)

But if the batter is hit on that protective equipment, it's just a ball. No hit batsman. No first base. Sounds good to me.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...

Nov-28-12
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  keypusher: <Shams: If you can handle one more piece on Armstrong and doping, this one is quite good: http://www.lrb.co.uk/v34/n22/david>-...

Thanks, Shams. I haven't followed the story closely at all, so I learned a lot. Now I don't have to read about it any more!

I was trying to understand my own aversion to learning about the Armstrong saga, and I realized: it's because needles give me the heebie-jeebies. Reading about doping makes my skin crawl. I couldn't get through Naked Lunch because of all the injecting. Thank God my drug of choice is administered orally!

Nov-28-12
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  OhioChessFan: <It’s official. Anchoring of the golf club – not only putters, but any golf club – will be banned on Jan. 1, 2016.>

What took so long? I just won some bragging rights with a friend who's a club pro, because I predicted (a long time ago) that it would be outlawed. Better late than never anyway.

Nov-28-12
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  WannaBe: http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/8...

funny article!!

Nov-28-12  playground player: <Phony Benoni> I didn't know you were a wrestling fan! Now that I know, I think you'll enjoy this little video treasure (if the link works--always problematic with me)

http://redux.com/stream/item/227867...

Nov-28-12
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  jessicafischerqueen: <Phony Benoni> I finished this tournament collection, my first ever, so I was hoping you might take a look at it before I nominate it for promotion. If you have any corrections or suggestions for improvement that would be excellent.

Thanks, JFQ

Game Collection: St. Petersburg 1913 Quadrangular

Nov-28-12  Shams: <keypusher> Normally I'm not so squeamish about needles, but the story of Hamilton accidentally receiving another rider's blood was disgusting. And isn't that, you know...potentially fatal?

<OCF> What is a "club pro" golfer?

Nov-28-12
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  WannaBe: <Shams> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Profes...
Nov-28-12
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  OhioChessFan: A golf club is a privately owned golf course. In the USA, they almost all have accreditation by the United States Golf Association. People tend to not play on courses that aren't accredited. Part of that process involves having a club pro, sometimes called a teaching pro, who is an accredited professional, who has primary oversight over the operations. (I think most public courses likewise employ club pros) They have to take classwork and demonstrate a pretty high degree of playing ability to become a pro. I'm not sure, but I think they need a 4 year degree. The whole process is supposed to reassure players that someone who knows something about golf is overseeing the course, is available to teach, and has their back. It also reassures the equpiment companies and customers they have a person of pretty high caliber dealing with their thousands of dollars of equipment.
Nov-28-12  Shams: <OCF> Thanks. Sounds like nice work if you can get it, though if it does exist the requirement for a four-year degree offends my sensibilities.
Nov-28-12
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  OhioChessFan: I always found it odd that it's expected college and pro basketball coaches will have a 4 year degree, but there are no expectations at all for baseball coaches.
Nov-29-12
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  Phony Benoni: <OCF> Might it be that pro football and basketball players usually have at least a token four-year degree (or used to, at any rate), while baseball players rarely graduate if they go at all.
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