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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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May-03-13
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  Phony Benoni: <JB> That's 7.08d, within the rule covering when the runner is out:

<"He fails to retouch his base after a fair or foul ball is legally caught before he, or his base, is tagged by a fielder...>

So <WannaBe> has nailed this one. You'll occasionally see a returning runner get tagged out when the fielder has been drawn off the base by the throw.

May-03-13  playground player: <Phony Benoni> I guess I'm behind the times a little: I didn't know you were going in for eye surgery. I am glad you're back, safe and sound, and that they didn't do you a mischief. Was it cataracts?

The baseball rules question brought to mind an unrelated incident in a Yankees game from some years ago. Carlton Fisk was catching, so it was either the Red Sox or the White Sox in the field.

With two runners on base--one was Bobby Meacham, and I think the other was Rick Cerone--Rickey Henderson smacked a double off the centerfield fence, a pretty good poke in Yankee Stadium. Somehow, though, both runners managed to get themselves tagged out at home. One of the tabloid headlines the next day read, "Fisk Plays Tag the Yankees."

How should that be scored? "Doubled into a double-play?"

May-03-13  Jim Bartle: I thought of that after a centerfielder caught a short fly with an A's baserunner taking off from first. The fielder trotted off the field and touched first on the way as the baserunner had stopped (he had no chanc of getting back). I was wondering if the fielder could have touched second instead. Guess not.
May-03-13
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  OhioChessFan: http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/...
May-03-13
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  FSR: Welcome back! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6o0... I'm glad that things went well.
May-03-13  TheFocus: Welcome back, Fearless Leader!! Glad things went well.
May-03-13  TheFocus: Note to Editors - the Big Boss is back. Pretend that we have been working and not slacking off while he was gone.

Or was that only me?

May-03-13
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  WannaBe: <playground player> That happened to the Dodgers, too. I can't remember which play-off game it was, and we had 2 base runners thrown out at home.

In your scenario, it would be double, 8-(4/6)-2(assist)-2(D.A.B.R.)

Dumb-Ass-Base-Running.

May-03-13  Jim Bartle: Babe Herman supposedly tripled into a triple play, but it wasn't that simple:

With the bases loaded, Herman hit a one-out drive to deep center field. After bouncing off the wall, Hank DeBerry scored from third base. Chick Fewster, who started the play on first base, rounded second base heading for third. However, Dazzy Vance, a pitcher who’s ineptitude on the base paths shined bright in this infamous play, found himself locked between third base and home. O’Neil, coaching from third, saw that Herman was rounding second base as well as Fewster headed towards third, and suspecting that Babe might pass him resulting in an out, shouted “Back! Back!”

Vance, more suited behind the pitcher’s mound, mistook O’Neil’s screams to be directed at him rather than Herman, and thus hesitated between the bags, before retreating back to third. Fewster, who at this point stood on third legitimately looked around in confusion – both Vance and Herman slid into the bag from opposite base paths.

Herman, however, tells the story differently – “Now, I got the throw beat, and I slide into second. Safe, right? So, now, somebody hollers to Jimmy Cooney, the [Braves'] shortstop, and he throws home. Al Spohrer chases Vance back to third. Now, I go to third on the rundown and, naturally, I slide into third. Safe, right? Now, I was called out for passing Fewster, but Vance is on third and it’s his bag by the rules. Spohrer begins tagging everybody, but I’m already out. It’s like sentencing a dead man. Now, there are only two out, but Fewster wanders out to right field to get his glove and Doc Gautreau, the Braves’ second baseman, chases him and tags him out.”

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May-03-13
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  Phony Benoni: It's typical of the Dodgers from that era that the only player to run the bases correctly was DeBerry, who had bounced off the wall. Maybe they all should have tried that.
May-03-13  Jim Bartle: That reminds me of a famous Jerry Coleman call:

"Winfield goes back to the wall, he hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base. This is a terrible thing for the Padres."

May-03-13
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  Phony Benoni: According to Wikipedia, this is the game:

http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

Quite a few of details are different, but that funky double play by Boston gives it away. Note that Herman accomplished the rare feat of driving in the winning run while htting into a double play.

May-03-13  Jim Bartle: I didn't include a famous joke of the day:

"Brooklyn's got three men on base!"
"Which base?"

May-04-13  Abdel Irada: <WannaBe: The easy way is to throw the ball back to first before the runner does.>

You've lost me. How did the runner get the ball?

May-04-13
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  Phony Benoni: <Abdel Irada> The quarterback hands it off to him.
May-04-13  Abdel Irada: Welcome back, <Phony Benoni>, and congratulations on what sounds like a successful surgery.

For the sake of all fans of chess (and baseball) history, may your eyes be sharper than ever.

May-04-13  Abdel Irada: <Phony Benoni: <Abdel Irada> The quarterback hands it off to him.>

Well, he'd better get out of the neutral zone before he's called offsides and/or cross-checked headfirst into the boards.

If that should happen, he may find himself in zugzwang.

May-04-13
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  OhioChessFan: http://www.funnytshop.com/products/...
May-04-13  Benzol: Dave glad your op went OK. Rest up and heal so we can see you back at full strength soon. Cheers matey.

:)

May-04-13
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  OhioChessFan: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/...
May-04-13
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  Phony Benoni: <OCF> Yeah, Detroit is up in arms about that list. (25 Most Dangerous Neighborhoods in the US, Detroit having numbers, 1, 2, 3, and 7.) In fact, I live about 4 miles north of #1.

Perhaps I shouldn't say up in arms. But Detroiters' first instinct is to figure out some way to explain the fact instead of acknowledging it.

Alas, the attitude here--as in many big cities, I suppose--is to neglect the neighborhoods in favor of building up a glitzy downtown area.

May-04-13
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  perfidious: As to the three neighbourhoods listed in Memphis/W Memphis-never got off I-40/55 in or near any of them and don't intend to, either. Same with the one listed in Nashville.
May-04-13  hms123: I live in Nashville and drive in that neighborhood occasionally. It is a commercial area with some upscale housing and some projects. There are restaurants, bars, and a comedy club (Zanies). It is very hard to believe that it is the most dangerous neighborhood in Nashville. I can think of a few others where I don't go even in the daytime.
May-04-13
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  perfidious: The listing of 100 most dangerous cities is revealing, too:

http://www.neighborhoodscout.com/ne...

Been to far too many of them at one time or another-over one-third of the Magnificent Hundred.

May-04-13
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  Phony Benoni: Love the ad in the bottom right-hand corner:

http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/l...

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