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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Sep-03-09  Travis Bickle: Hey you sports fans Bears 23 Browns 20 in the 4th quarter in a barn burner!
Sep-03-09  Travis Bickle: 26-20 Bears 7:00 left.
Sep-03-09  Travis Bickle: Oh I want those lousy stinkin dirty rotten packers!!! Growwwll!!
Sep-03-09  Jim Bartle: Yes, I've read Thome and Ramirez are good friends from their days on the Indians. They've got to represent the two opposite extremes as far as wearing socks is concerned, though.

I remember Bill James' evaluation of Thome when he first came up: "A third baseman who can hit for a good average, though with little power. He may develop some over the years, thoough."

Sep-03-09
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  Phony Benoni: Thome has 564 HRs, Ramirez 542, for a total of 1106. Not bad for current teammates, but apparently only third best.

Second , with 1152, Thome (541) and Griffey (611) at the end of 2008 while teammates for the White Sox.

Just nosing them out, with 1157, are Sammy Sosa (588) and Rafael Palmeiro (569), for Baltimore in 2005.

Now, before you ssk about about Ruth and Gehrig, their last year as teammates was 1934 and their total 708+348=1056.

Mays and McCovey? 646+371=1017

Aaron and Mathews? 442+473=915

Sep-03-09  Jim Bartle: No, not one of my usual stops. I'll take a look.
Sep-04-09
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  LIFE Master AJ: <PB> How about a draw you played in the late 1980's? And yes, I definitely remember your draw with Gallegos.

I was at a lot of other U.S. Open's. I played in a lot of side events, and several "busy-man schedules." Unfortunately, they are not all in the computer, so I have no idea of which ones.

And no - I was never insinuating that we played. But now I am sure we rubbed elbows a few times.

In 1981, I was rated barely 2000+. Yet after six rounds, I had 4.5 points. (One of my victories was over Lewis Cohen. Anyone remember him? Bobby Fischer's teacher wrote a book about his students, Cohen was the last one in that book.)

Sep-04-09
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  keypusher: <JB><PB>

Thanks, that all makes sense. What I still don't understand is why some American League team, for whom Thome and his 23 HRs could play every day, wouldn't want Thome much more.

Sep-04-09
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  Phony Benoni: <keypusher: What I still don't understand is why some American League team, for whom Thome and his 23 HRs could play every day, wouldn't want Thome much more.>

There are different philosophies about the designated hitter. The Tigers, whom I follow most closely, like to switch theirs around, using it to give a player a day off from playing the field. They wouldn't be interested in having one person do it full time.

Other contenders (and only contenders would be interested) with full time DHs, like Boston with David Ortiz, were probably satisfied with their situation.

Sep-04-09
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  Phony Benoni: <LIFE Master AJ>: If you played in US Open side events as well, then we almost surely ran into each other. I used to haunt those things except when I was working on tournament bulletins. But, as I said, my memory for names and faces can be very bad.

I think I'll settle for you recognizing the game with Gallegos. I have too many other draws from the period to post here.

Sep-04-09  A.G. Argent: I also might venture that the Dodgers didn't wanna be accused of inaction with late season pickups, which as the Czar says, a lot of teams do and even more so this year, it seems. A lotta movement. Everybody that's in the mix for a September run to post-season is adding what they can and it's paying off for a quite a few of them. Witness the Cards and Holliday (as well as Smoltz)(?). Penny with SF, Pedro with the Phils etc. Also maybe LA is thinking about Matt Stairs last year with the Phils; all they would maybe need out of Thome is one really well placed, timely pinch-hit jack in a play-off game and badda ergo bang, it's all worth it. Also, Czar, unfortunate news about Ernie Harwell. Hope he gets to see the Tigers go deep into the play-offs.
Sep-04-09
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  Phony Benoni: <A.G. Argent> Thanks for the thoughts about Ernie Harwell.

For those who haven't heard, the longtime Tigers broadcaster has been diagnosed with an incurable tumor in his bile duct, and, at his age (91), has chosen not to undergo aggressive treatment.

There is no way to tell how long he will have. At the moment, he still seems to be as fit and in as good spirits as could be expected.

Sep-04-09  Jim Bartle: Is Harwell as good as everybody always says he is? All I've ever heard about him is not just good, but adulatory. But I never heard him call a game.
Sep-04-09
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  Phony Benoni: Maybe the best way to describe Ernie Harwell is "charming". But not in the sense of some smarmy con man; he was all summer and nostalgia. Low-keyed, relaxed, and conversational--but never boring.

Maybe the best example was his call of Bobby Thomson's "Shot Heard Round the World." You know, the one where Russ Hodges went into hysterics, screaming "THE GIANTS WIN THE PENNANT!" over and over.

Harwell, who doing the broadcast for NBC-TV, said "It's gone!", shut up, and let the picture tell the story.

Sep-04-09  Travis Bickle: <Phony Benoni> It's obvious you dont want my comments on your forum so will you please do me the favor of removing them thanks Dave.
Sep-04-09
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  Phony Benoni: <Travis Bickle> My only problem is when people bring their outside arguments in here.
Sep-05-09
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  LIFE Master AJ: <<PB> "I think I'll settle for you recognizing the game with Gallegos. I have too many other draws from the period to post here.">

Good enough for me!

Sep-05-09
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  Phony Benoni: Well, I guess it comes to no shock for their fan, but the Washington Nationals were mathematically eliminated from playoff contention last night.

On the clock are the Baltimore Orioles, with a tragic number of 4. However, they are receiving close competition from Kansas City (7), Pittsburgh (8), and Oakland (9).

Sep-05-09  playground player: <Phony Benoni> When were the 1962 Mets mathematically eliminated? I think it might've been sometime in May.

Poor Ernie Harwell! He'll be missed. Most of my radio baseball was Phil Rizzuto and Bill White (R.I.P., Scooter--we miss you a lot); but every now and then the atmosphere would get all funny and I would wind up with a Tigers game on my radio, called by Ernie Harwell. Very relaxing, very enjoyable... and never a word about some guy with a 7.50 ERA putting in a "quality start" (getting bombed in the 6th inning).

Sep-05-09  A.G. Argent: And the once great and storied Pirates will be setting a very ignominious record with three more losses; first professional sports team in North America to have seventeen consecutive losing seasons. Topping the Phils losing record from '33 to '48. Not much consolation to the true Buc fan but at least the city's got the Steelers.
Sep-05-09
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  Phony Benoni: <playgournd player> Actually, the 1962 Mets held on until August 10th. Not sure if that's the record for early elimination, but it has to be up there.

On the other hand, the 1941 Yankees clinched the pennant on September 4th.

Sep-05-09  Jim Bartle: September 4!! And the whole league, not a watered-down division.

Speaking of the Pirates, it bothers me when teams with long and strong records descend to the bottom of the standings for years on ends. I don't mean they should be in the Series every year, but they should have competitive teams. So now you have teams like Cincinnati, Pittsburgh and Kansas City which never have a good team, and little chance of getting one.

Sep-05-09  Deus Ex Alekhina: Ernie Harwell is the BEST!!!! Met him once. Speaking of announcers, didn't Howard Cosell broadcast some of the Mets games? I always wished that Ali would have pulled that rug off of his head.
Sep-05-09
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  Phony Benoni: Little tidbit from the Fox broadcast today: <Mark Buerhle> hasn't won since his perfect game back in July.
Sep-06-09
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  keypusher: <Jim Bartle> You would be proud of me, went to the U.S. open and saw Venus eliminate someone (Rybarikova?) and Nadal beat Keifer(?). I have to say, though, Nadal's biggest advantage over his opponent was many, many fewer unforced errors. The same sort of thing you see in chess, really. A big part of what makes the great ones great is just not throwing games away.
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