Leonard J Johnson
Number of games in database: 4
Years covered: 1987 to 2003
Last FIDE rating: 2332
Highest rating achieved in database: 2337
Overall record: +1 -3 =0 (25.0%)*
   * Overall winning percentage = (wins+draws/2) / total games
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LEONARD J JOHNSON (born 1968) United States of America [what is this?] FIDE Master

page 1 of 1; 4 games    Game   Result Moves Year Event/Locale Opening 1. L Johnson vs E Schiller   0-1 39 1987 National Open B23 Sicilian, Closed 2. S Kustar vs L Johnson 1-0 28 2001 Governor's Cup A15 English 3. L Johnson vs Y Shulman   0-1 60 2002 Sioux Falls op 7th A46 Queen's Pawn Game 4. L Johnson vs H Hamdouchi   1-0 39 2003 Internet Section 18-B A40 Queen's Pawn Game

< Earlier Kibitzing  · PAGE 3 OF 3 ·  Later Kibitzing> Jul-23-05    TheAlchemist: This is literally translated, so it might not sound so funny in English, but I'll give it a shot anyway. So, here it goes: Is L Johnson from the mafia? Yes, because he's bald, he has a vein on the head (this was tough, I probably didn't get it right), has a skin (leather) jacket, is guarded by two bodyguards and often finds himself in deep holes, but somehow always manages to get out. Jul-23-05    chancho: Damn it Johnson! plug that hole! Jul-24-05    chancho: Johnson, were you giving the long version, or the short version? Jul-24-05    tpstar: <chancho> It's on a four inch floppy Jul-24-05    chancho: <tpstar> lol Jul-26-05    OneBadDog: So what is the funniest name for prehistoric man? My vote goes to "Homo Erectus". Jul-26-05    TheAlchemist: <OneBadDog> I wonder why they called him that :-) Jul-26-05    OneBadDog: If he lived "up" to his name, is there any wonder that he became extinct? Jul-27-05    TheAlchemist: <OneBadDog> Actually, I think that if he had lived up to his name, there would have been many more of them. Jul-27-05    chancho: Johnson, You gotta keep hammering until you get that satisfaction! Jul-28-05    midknightblue: cum on guys, haven't you shot off enough already about this? Jul-28-05    Stevens: This guy is stiff competition... Gives a whole new meaning to "wood pusher" Jul-28-05    arifattar: He certainly doesn't believe in over-protection. Jul-28-05    chancho: L Johnson loves the movie Rambo First Blood. Aug-13-05    midknightblue: Front page news: Johnson spanked at Governor's Cup Aug-13-05    midknightblue: Johnson was often advised to consider prophylaxis, as part of his repertoire, but he preferred a more natural style Aug-13-05    midknightblue: Johnson pulled his bishop out, right then and there, much to everyone's surprise Aug-19-05    midknightblue: <chancho> your post is crude, but I must admit, I had a good laugh. Sep-01-05    midknightblue: As Johnson's girlfriend once suggested - lets wrap this up. Mar-08-07    fm avari viraf: Very witty & humorous folks, I really relished! Dec-30-08    chancho: Poor Johnson could not deliver the goods in the three encounters with Schiller, Kustar, and Shulman. Dec-31-08    walker: What the hell is going on here? Coded messages or what? Dec-31-08    chancho: <Walker> Have you been getting your injections? You seem to be suffering from prickly heat today. Oh, and Happy New Year! Jul-04-11    Domdaniel: Funny - The USA has had two presidents named Johnson (Andrew and Lyndon) and yet Americans still find the word amusing. As a symbol of membership. Of course there have also been two prezzes named Bush. Jul-04-11    FSR: One of my Facebook friends (she was formerly my lawyer, as it happens) has a boyfriend named "Rod Johnson." Seems kind of redundant. My old law firm had a "Dick Johnson." Ditto. In 2004, I heard of a T-shirt, "Lick Bush and Dick in 2004." Also heard of a poster in 1988 with photos of "Bush" (woman's pubic hair) and "Dukakis" (you can guess). Jump to page #    (enter # from 1 to 3) < Earlier Kibitzing  · PAGE 3 OF 3 ·  Later Kibitzing>

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