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Aug-07-10
 | | tpstar: tpstar-BQMX (FICS 8/7/10): Early in the morning and I can't sleep (1. e4 e5), I can't work and I can't eat (2. Nf3 Nc6)/I've been drunk all day can't concentrate (3. Bb5 d6), maybe I'm making a big mistake (4. d4 ed)/Cut me down like a killer shark (5. Nxd4 Bd7), it's like a railroad running right through my heart (6. 0-0 Nxd4)/Jekyll and Hyde the way I behave (7. Bxd7+ Qxd7), feel like I'm running on a empty gauge (8. Qxd4 a6)/Oh no (9. Nc3 0-0-0), not again (10. Nd5)/It hurts so good (10 ... c6??), I don't understand (11. Nb6+)/Infatuation (1-0) - Rod Stewart, "Infatuation" click for larger view |
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Aug-23-10
 | | tpstar: felipesanchez-tpstar (FICS 8/23/10): Late at night when all the world is sleeping (1. d4 Nf6), I stay up and think of you (2. c4 e6)/And I wish on a star (3. Bg5 Bb4+) that somewhere you are thinking of me too (4. Nc3 c5)/'Cause I'm dreaming of you tonight (5. a3 Bxc3+), 'til tomorrow I'll be holding you tight (6. bxc3 Qa5)/And there's nowhere in the world I'd rather be (7. Bxf6??), than here in my room (7 ... Qxc3+) dreaming about you and me (0-1) - Selena, "Dreaming of You" click for larger view |
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Aug-29-10 | | whiteshark: beering the day away ... |
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Sep-16-10
 | | tpstar: JLKM-tpstar (FICS 9/15/10): You've been on the street long enough now to know (1. e3!? e5)/When you lose out there (2. e4 Nf6), there ain't no place to go (3. Nf3 Nc6)/So survive (4. Nc3 d5)/Just be tough enough so you can hold your own (5. ed Nxd5)/Out here on the curb (6. Nxd5 Qxd5), you ain't never alone (7. Qe2!? Bg4)/It's alive (8. h3?! Bxf3)/Baby under the boulevard lights (9. gxf3)/Baby under the boulevard lights (9 ... Nd4)/We're running the street tonight (10. Qd1), under the boulevard lights (10 ... Nxf3+)/That's where I live (11. Ke2?), that's where I live my life (11 ... Qe4#) - Chuck Francour, "Under the Boulevard Lights" click for larger view |
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Sep-18-10 | | Akavall: Happy Oktoberfest!!! |
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Sep-18-10
 | | HeMateMe: I'd like...one of everything....
During WWII the Germans in P.O.W. camps in the United States brought their beer making skills over on the prisoner transports. They made beer from potatos, in the prison kitchens. Some people thought that the prisoners of war here under the Geneva Convention, were eating better than we citizens were, hampered by rationing and the war effort (something the British know something about). I guess the camp authorities here turned a blind eye to the beer making. A drunk German is less likely to escape than a sober one. |
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Oct-20-10 | | whiteshark: Well ya see, Norm*, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. So when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. The human brain works that way too. It only operates as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. So, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few Beer s. * Cliff Clavin (from Cheers) explaining the ‘Buffalo Theory’ of eugenics to his buddy Norm |
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Oct-20-10
 | | HeMateMe: Cliffy gets to play Jeopardy! with Alex Trebek, the stuck up Canadien. Priceless. Cliffy's dream board included categories such as "World Postage stamps", "celibacy" and "dogmatic arguing". |
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Oct-20-10 | | Jim Bartle: "Mothers and Sons." |
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Oct-24-10 | | Akavall: <whiteshark> Good one!! |
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Nov-06-10 | | whiteshark: Beer is better: http://www.jellymuffin.com/images/f... |
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Nov-06-10
 | | HeMateMe: Has anyone tried that <"Four Loco"> beer yet? They are trying to ban it here in NYC, becasuse it is a favorite of the college crowd and underage drinkers. The beer is fruit flavored (cherry, lemonade, etc...), a big load of caffeine, and more than 2X the alcohol of domestic USA beers. I've tried it, thinking the fruit flavors might make it go down nicely, but the beer is ruined by all the extra alcohol, bad taste. It's like someone dumped a bunch of grain alcohol into a glass of lemonade. I drink beer for the taste, not to get drunk (i hope that doesn't leave me in a minority here). Best lite beer--<Bud lite lime> Best full beer--<St. Pauli Girl>, German recipe, hmmmmm! |
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Nov-06-10 | | Jim Bartle: "It's like someone dumped a bunch of grain alcohol into a glass of lemonade. " And your point is... |
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Nov-06-10
 | | HeMateMe: heheehheheh....ok, Bluto. each to his own....I just remember my 3 years as a sophomore, so I can understand why the colleges want to keep the kids away from this stuff. It's sold in 24 ounce cans. I tried one on the way home from work this summer, sitting in a subway car. I drank the whole thing, and started to hallucinate. |
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Nov-06-10 | | Jim Bartle: Seriously, it sounds terrible. |
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Nov-06-10 | | Akavall: That stuff must give an awful hangover! |
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Nov-06-10 | | Smooth Operator: Smooth and fuzzy... such is Murray's Sassy Blonde, with some mild bitterness and a good dose of hops ... |
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Nov-13-10 | | whiteshark: Beer is the answer... I don’t remember the question. |
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Nov-27-10
 | | tpstar: tpstar-KWMN (FICS 11/27/10): I know you come a long way baby (1. e4 e5), but you don't need that heart of stone - no (2. Nf3 Qe7)/You proved that you could do it do it baby (3. Nc3 b6!?), you can make it on your own (4. Nd5 Qd6)/But you can't keep running away from love (5. d4 Bb7!?), 'cause the first one let you down - no no no (6. dxe5 Qc6)/And though others try to satisfy you baby (7. Bb5! Bb4+), with me true love can still be found (8. c3 Qxb5?!), love can still be found (9. Nxc7+)/The second time around (1-0) - Shalamar, "The Second Time Around" click for larger view |
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Nov-27-10 | | TheVillageIdiot: Beer is not the answer. Beer is the question. Yes is the answer!! http://www.youtube.com/user/RedStri... |
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Dec-11-10 | | Harvestman: Beer has been picked for the Australian cricket team! |
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Dec-16-10 | | Travis Bickle: I like Budweiser.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDTZ... |
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Dec-16-10
 | | HeMateMe: Well, thats all fine and well. But, what about the Swedish Bikini Team? |
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Dec-20-10 | | TheaN: The answer to life, the universe and everything? 42.... Beer |
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Jan-07-11 | | NakoSonorense: 6,006 beers for me! |
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