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Annie K.
Member since Apr-02-04
Annie Kappel

This profile needs an update badly, but I don't have the time... :)

My YouTube channel, featuring pronunciations of non-English chess player names: http://www.youtube.com/user/AnnieK1...

I'm 45 y/o, of Transylvanian origin, living in Israel since childhood. I speak English (no, really), Hungarian (great language!), and Hebrew (if I must, which is often, for some reason).

Afflicted with an uncontrollable sense of humor and other highly controversial characteristics.

I learned chess as a child, but had no further opportunities to practice the game. Returned to it seriously around 2004, and have been hanging out here since.

Note: if I am not home (i.e., here), you can probably find me at the Domdaniel chessforum, the SwitchingQuylthulg chessforum, the visayanbraindoctor chessforum, or the chessgames.com chessforum! :)

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<My City of Moscow skits:>

<<<<<<>>>>> Kramnik's Party -> City of Moscow (kibitz #752)

<<<<<<>>>>> Sochi 2008: An F-Files Production -> City of Moscow (kibitz #774)

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<Game Collection: My GotD Puns>

<My favorites:>

All Your Baze Are Belong To Us - L Baze vs T Palmer, 2004 - GotD Mar-21-10

Y Yu No Claim Repetition? - Yu Yangyi vs M R Venkatesh, 2012 - GotD Jun-30-12

He Who Has E Tate is Lost - E Tate vs Y Shulman, 2001 - GotD Sep-22-16

How Many Roads Must Aman Walk Down? - S Shankland vs A Hambleton, 2014 - GotD Dec-23-16 (besides the obvious reason for the pun - a long King walk - note also the terms 'shank' and 'amble' embedded in the player names)

So me the Wei - W So vs Wei Yi, 2013 - GotD Jan-29-17

This Won't Borya Ider - B Ider vs Wei Yi, 2014 - GotD Apr-01-17 (follow-up to previous day's GotD, 'This Won't Borya')

Injun vs Engin' - Anand vs REBEL, 1997 - GotD Jan-06-2018

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<My other (linkable) site contributions:>

* The Player Names Pronunciation Project: http://www.chessgames.com/audio (or look for names with a loudspeaker icon in the Player Directory)

* Created on my suggestion: Biographer Bistro

* The first (now retired) Carlsen Dancing Rook: https://web.archive.org/web/2013040...

* The Caruana Dancing Rook:
http://www.chessgames.com/chessimag...

* The Hou Dancing Rook:
http://www.chessgames.com/chessimag...

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<<<<<<< MAJOR CHESS SITES <<>>>>>>>>>

<< Correspondence chess <<<<<<>>>>>>>>

< ChessWorld -> http://www.chessworld.net

ChessWorld is my new main chess playing base. It's a rather restrictive site for non-paying members, but one of the best sites for paying members. The full features include excellent interface options and first class study and analysis resources. Nice community, likeable admin. Paid membership recommended.

< Update: while I will leave the original entry for ChessWorld as-is, I have by now been a member of the site for 2 years, and am now an admin there. I still think the site is one of the best, and the <other> admins are nice. :p >

My ChessWorld profile: http://www.letsplaychess.com/chessc...

< Queen Alice -> http://www.queenalice.com

Queen Alice is a charming site - well behaved players, decent admin, site design visually very pleasant. It is also completely free. Unfortunately, it lacks team play, the interface and resources are relatively simple, and it can be frustratingly slow (loading times). Nevertheless warmly recommended.

My QueenAlice profile: http://www.queenalice.com/player.ph...

< GameKnot -> http://gameknot.com

GameKnot is technically an excellent site, however I would not recommend it to the serious player who is looking for a site to settle in, due to an anti$ocial admin with ju$t one $ingle intere$t in hi$ $ite... oop$, $orry about the typo$.

My GameKnot profile: http://gameknot.com/stats.pl?annie-....

<< Other chess sites <<<<<<>>>>>>>>

< FICS - the Free Internet Chess Server -> http://www.freechess.org

FICS is a great site to play chess at various faster time controls. There are a few difficulties getting started with it - first, it can be hard to find an email they will accept for registration; and second, there's a lot of site code to learn. But it's worth the hassle. :)

< ChessCube -> http://www.chesscube.com

ChessCube is quite good for fast time control games - provided you have a strong computer with broadband, as the site is entirely Flash based, which means it takes considerable computer resources to load. The site is nominally free, but heavily commercialized with all sorts of frills that can be purchased on it.

< Emrald Chess Tactics Server -> http://chess.emrald.net

Emrald is not a playing site - it is an invaluable tactical training asset. The only problem with it is also the difficulty of finding an "acceptable" email address to register with; but once past that hurdle, the site deserves nothing but praise.

It's a completely free site. You can play (practice) there as a guest, but they recommend registering, so that their program can keep track of your progress, in order to assign you puzzles best suited to your current level. I strongly second that recommendation. Register and always play logged in! It will make a huge difference in the site's ability to help you improve. An issue that scares some people off Emrald is that your progress is tracked via a "rating system", and because of the high importance they assign to speed, if you are not used to finding tactics fast, your rating will be very low at first - and many people are simply embarrassed to play logged in for that reason. Don't let it bother you! If you let embarrassment hold you back from letting the site help you improve to the best of its ability, you are only shooting yourself in the foot, and nobody else really cares that much anyway. ;p

A few of the people I've recommended Emrald to, had dropped it after a brief trial with remarks along the lines of "Oh, it's a blitz training site. I don't play blitz, so I don't like their obsession with speed." That reaction is absolutely wrong - and it's also one that many people who try the site out for only a short time are likely to have, if only because players who are used to being rated, say, 2000 and above, at corr. chess sites, are going to be annoyed and put on the defensive about finding themselves rated as low as 1200-1300 at Emrald, and will wish to dismiss the "insulting" site.

Yes, the Emrald rating system is heavily influenced by speed. But thinking that the site's purpose is blitz training is a complete misunderstanding of the lesson taught. The real purpose of Emrald practice is not to improve your blitz skills, but to train you to recognize dozens of tactical themes and opportunities AT A GLANCE - which will not only save you time in games of any time control, but is often the only way you will catch them AT ALL. Those brilliant tactical shots that can be seen in anyone's collection of "most memorable games", are often moves that will either occur to you as soon as you glance at the position, or you will miss them altogether. That's what Emrald really teaches - tactical chess intuition.

<Intuition in chess can be defined as the first move that comes to mind when you see a position. --- <Viswanathan Anand>>

<Personally, I am of the view that if a strong master does not see such a threat at once he will not notice it, even if he analyses the position for twenty or thirty minutes. --- <Tigran Petrosian >>

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^ TL;DR.

Any other questions, feel free to ask. I might even answer. ;p

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   Annie K. has kibitzed 8212 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Sep-15-20 S Mariotti vs A Geller, 1990
 
Annie K.: The Black player in this game has been corrected from Efim to Alexander Geller. Thanks. :)
 
   Sep-14-20 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Annie K.: <MissS> ah, yes, the key term "I challenged her" - that pretty much describes the previous post too, which was a blown out of all proportion tirade about the severity of the Player of the Day (not the entire homepage as claimed, which I check on almost every midnight, ...
 
   Sep-12-20 Champions Showdown Chess 9LX (2020) (replies)
 
Annie K.: Note: if you can't see the games, please set your game viewer to pgn4web (in the box under the game score) - but remember to set it back to our default viewer Olga in the end, as it is about to be upgraded soon, and will be the best of our viewers. :)
 
   Sep-04-20 Chessgames Bookie chessforum (replies)
 
Annie K.: The logs have been checked, and the top places are cleared. Congratulations to winner <moronovich>, the other 5 qualifiers, and the rest of the top 10! :) We have opened the Fall Leg, so if anything turns up, betting can start immediately, but we have no official schedule for
 
   Aug-01-20 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Annie K.: <Tab> The WCC pages are tied in with some special functions, and changing them can cause far-ranging problems at this time (remember when merely changing the WCC page titles caused stats to disappear from the pages of participating players?), so let's take this up again after
 
   Jul-29-20 Ding Liren vs Leko, 2020
 
Annie K.: Identical to K Stupak vs E Shtembuliak, 2020 .
 
   Jul-24-20 Annie K. chessforum (replies)
 
Annie K.: A fun conversation from 2016... :) <Daniel:> I’ve come to learn a lot about what sports broadcasting must be like. Actually I learned about it long before CG when I worked at a newspaper. If there is a sporting event you MUST be excited about it, from a business ...
 
   Jul-22-20 Biel (2020) (replies)
 
Annie K.: It gets worse - the chess24 intro says "In case of a tie for first place chess960 rapid games will be played", but in fact the official site specifies that the chess960 tiebreaks in question are the ACCENTUS 960 games - which have already been played on the 18th, the event's first ...
 
   Jul-21-20 Csom vs A Yusupov, 1982
 
Annie K.: The only requirement for this excellent pun is to pronounce Csom correctly. Which means, as "Chom". :)
 
   Jul-17-20 K Pedersen vs G F Kane, 1972 (replies)
 
Annie K.: <jith> thank you for the always helpful directions. :) So all 12 Pedersen games we have in Chess Olympiad Final-A (1972) games are about to be reassigned from Eigil to Karl.
 
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Procrastinators' Club (planned)

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Jul-10-17  visayanbraindoctor: <Chapter 24. Faith>

Further in, the tunnel was lighted up by LED lamps and sloped down and to the right. The door behind them slid shut.

Bantay was frowning. ‘It seems that the Hilistani Alliance made a different bargain with Deputy Minister Duso and his faction in the Alogostani leadership.’

Lili sighed. ‘You know that he’s an extreme nationalist. He’s not a criminal per se out for personal profit. He is acting according to his own ideal. The Hilistanis see that just as they see we are motivated by a different cause. So that’s what they’ve offered Duso and his fellows. The Hilistani High Clerics already admitted this in our computer generated meeting.’

After several meters they arrived at two blast doors. Lili placed her palm on a control panel on the wall beside the left door and stared at a sensor above it for a retinal scan. The blast door slid up.

‘If the Hilistanis can lie to Duso, why can’t they lie to us?’ Luto pointed out. ‘They’re probably just using us.’

‘Then it’s like they’re riding a tiger.’

Bantay, Luto, and Ihap looked at Lili in puzzlement, but she just walked on, while Lupad nodded knowingly.

They repeated the same procedure for the next doors. On the ninth fork, they stopped. Three meters above the left door was a small grate.

Bantay leaped up and hit the wall above the grate with his mace. Crack! Rock crumbled into dust, and in place of the grate there appeared a man-sized hole.

The avatars and Lili, with her Tamawo strength, easily jumped into the hole.

‘OK we’re now in the service tunnels to the Presidential bunker. We follow this map Duso uploaded into my tabcom.’ Lili’s tabcom flashed a holographic 3D map above her wrist.

‘I hope Duso’s map is reliable.’ Bantay commented.

‘There’s no reason it would not be. We’re going to the main entrance of the bunker,’ Lili announced. ‘It’s under siege by the Hilistani Alliance Possessed. Bantay will clear obstacles along the way with his mace.’

‘Think we’ll be meeting more Possessed in here?’ Ihap asked. She, Luto, and Lupad produced small shovels from their satchels.

Luto chuckled, waving his shovel like a knife he was about to plunge into a piece of steak. ‘I hope so. After the buffet we had at DATA HQ, I’m all out for dessert.’

Lili shook her head. ‘These tunnels are closed off to the Presidential Palace where the Hilistani Possessed are. All we’re going to meet are humans, and that’s where I’ll be useful, since your programming prohibits you from attacking them. All you need to do is protect me and dig a hole.’

The next several minutes saw the squad navigating a maze of smaller tunnels where they had to stoop and crawl most of the time, their tabcom lights turned on to provide illumination. Lili trailed behind the avatars. Taking precautions against potentially toxic or unoxygenated air, she donned on a face mask and lit up a commando’s oxygen lamp from her satchel. It was a fireproof air-tight translucent contraption in which an oxygen candle burned. A malleable tube from the lamp connected it to her face mask, supplying her with O2. The avatars simply ceased breathing, relying on the dark energy which they had taken from the Possessed they had slain in DATA HQ. In case of emergency, each also had a supply of Bugo coins in their pockets.

Whenever they came upon too-small junctures or locked grates, Bantay would shatter them with his mace. Half a dozen times, the tunnel narrowed too much for a human to traverse. In those cases, Bantay would pulverize the walls and roof creating more space for them. Luto would scoop up the rubble and pass it on to Ihap, who in turn would shovel it on to the unarmored Lupad behind her, bucket brigade style. A few times Bantay had to smash through several meters of intervening wall in order to reach adjacent tunnels that Lili’s map indicated were larger or that happened to be shortcuts. The combat avatars’ armor protected them from the exploding pieces of rock that Bantay’s mace crushed, while the vulnerable Lupad at the end of the bucket brigade was positioned away from the crumbling front area. Lili stayed well behind the avatars so as not to get injured, protected from the rock powder in the air by her face mask. The avatars worked very efficiently, rapidly burrowing through the hard ground like a crab in loose sand.

Jul-10-17  visayanbraindoctor: ‘This is easier than I thought,’ Ihap remarked.

‘Thanks to Bantay’s mace,’ Luto said. ‘My knife and your polearm can do the same. Have you forgotten that Ihap?’

‘No, I still have that memory from the Dark War; but I can also now recall that Bantay’s blunt mace can do it a lot faster than our edged weapons.’

‘It’s amazing,’ Lili observed, walking in a crouch behind them.

Lupad shrugged. ‘In the Great Dark War, many combat avatars were also designed to dig tunnels into bedrock. The ability was useful in infiltrating fortresses or busting out of prisons. Their dark-powered weapons, if they choose, can separate the components of hard rock into individual molecules, although that would consume a lot of dark energy. Bantay is merely turning rock into smaller pieces of grit and sand so he won’t run out of fuel, so to speak.’

Lili nodded. ‘No one considered these tunnels navigable given their small size. Whenever servicing was needed, small specialty robots did the job.’

Bantay was smiling as he destroyed another part of the wall. ‘They simply did not consider that Veteran combat avatars can break through them so readily.’

The air soon grew cooler and a discernible breeze swept their faces. ‘We’re close,’ Lili announced.

Following Duso’s map they finally came upon a larger space in the middle of which was a small grate on the floor from which human voices could be heard. They peered down.

‘Only tigers could have gone to where we are now and do what we are about to do,’ Lupad whispered softly.

It was the command and control center of the very high tech Presidential bunker. Ranking military officers, soldiers, Presidential Security Guards and Aides, high government officials, occasional cyborg technicians, and various specialty robots of all sizes and shapes, milled about table computers. Various holographic monitors filled the air. President Tagas was pacing nervously in the center of the chamber near a command chair.

In the tunnel darkness Bantay gazed at Lili. ‘Will President Tagas survive?’

‘Not if we are faithful to our purpose,’ Lili answered.

‘To liberate Alogostan?’ Luto asked.

‘Just the provinces.’

‘Then Tunga City must fall?’ Ihap inquired.

‘So that our peoples shall be free.’ Lili took off her AK from her back and aimed its grenade launcher at the grate.

Bantay smashed the grate open with his mace.

Lili fired a grenade into the Command Room’s central table computer. It exploded, disabling the computerized defense and locks for the Presidential bunker. She fired a second grenade straight at President Tagas, who burst into a thousand fleshy pieces.

Lili kept on firing with the uncanny speed and accuracy of a Tamawo, shredding both computer tables and VIP personnel in her line of sight, filling the room with smoke, noise, light, and death. In the faded tunnel, sunset hair framed her lovely face in a picture of gloom.

Jul-19-17  visayanbraindoctor: <Annie> I'm overloaded with work on the syllabuses.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC...

I may be able to continue with the story in August.

Jul-20-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  Annie K.: Sure, <doc>. I love to read your story, but this should always be fun for you as well, so take your time, there's no hurry. :)
Jul-26-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  SwitchingQuylthulg: <Annie> Happy birthday! :)
Jul-26-17  hemy: <Annie> Happy birthday! "Up to 120!"
Jul-27-17  wordfunph: happy birthday, <Annie>!
Jul-27-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  moronovich: Happy birthday,dear <Annie> !
Jul-27-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  Annie K.: Thanks everybody! :)
Jul-27-17  visayanbraindoctor: Boldog zületésnapot! Yom hu'ledet sameach! (I hope I got it right.) Happy Birthday <Annie>!
Jul-28-17  Alien Math: Happy Birthday <Annie K.>!
Jul-28-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  Annie K.: Heh, pretty close! :D
Thx doc, Hanh. :)
Jul-31-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  Annie K.: OK, question for the chess research buffs:

http://www.gocomics.com/9chickweedl...

Is this a position from a real game? The setup actually looks realistic, but I can't make out which piece is which...

Love this comic, btw. :D

Jul-31-17  Alien Math: if you don't mind us bypassing the right click limits on the page the fun stuff is,

title= "9 Chickweed Lane for 2000-12-22"
description= "For Dec 22, 2000"
image= http://assets.amuniversal.com/f2595...

Aug-04-17  visayanbraindoctor: <Annie K.>

I am still busy writing language syllabuses. In the following audio-video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw5...

I had to do the voice over myself, since I could find no one else hereabouts that is fluent in all three languages. So that's actually my voice you're hearing.

Aug-06-17  visayanbraindoctor: I had to delete the original video above because I found significant errors on review. Here's the new corrected one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGe...

Aug-19-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  Domdaniel: Am I a whole month late already? Oops. Summertime and the living is easy, yanno.

Happy belated birthday anyhow, hon. I'll aim for more accuracy next time, honest.

And of course you remain a star, whatever the calendar says.

Aug-20-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  Annie K.: Thx. :)

While I'm about, I would like to mention that these days, my favorite cartoonist is Brooke McEldowney, the author and artist of <9 Chickweed Lane> http://www.gocomics.com/9chickweedl... and <Pibgorn> http://www.gocomics.com/pibgorn/200..., both absolutely wonderful comics, though I have a marked preference for the adventures of Pibby (of the eponymous 'Pibgorn' strip) and her friend Drusilla... recommended to go back and read from the beginning! ;)

Aug-20-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  Domdaniel: Thanx. Pibweed and Chickgorn will be investigated in cue dourse.
Aug-22-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  Domdaniel: I may even play the Chickgorn Defense...
Aug-22-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  Annie K.: Groan... :p

You'll love them. Brooke is one of those select few who know terms like 'l'esprit de l'escalier'. ;)

Oct-07-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  Domdaniel: Hi <Annie> - I was idly scanning thru some old posts in my forum when I stumbled on this utterly brilliant piece (by you, of course!):

<The most profound lesson to be learned here, I reckon, is that intentional evil - if and what little of it may exist - will never come anywhere near to causing a small fraction of a percent of the damage that blithe stupidity manages with the greatest ease alla time. Eat your heart out, evil.>

One problem, maybe, is that both evil *and* stupidity have multiplied alarmingly in the last few years. Even so, it is a superlatively sharp perception.

Oct-08-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  Annie K.: Thanks :)

I can only recommend selling the TV... it's likely to make you feel better, anyway. ;s

Oct-11-17  thegoodanarchist: <Annie K.: Groan... :p

You'll love them. Brooke is one of those select few who know terms like 'l'esprit de l'escalier'. ;)>

I know 'l'esprit de l'escargot'

Because I just made it up. It means to form a spirit of unity, but very slowly

Oct-11-17
Premium Chessgames Member
  Annie K.: Ah. <Dom> should like that one too. ;)
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