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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18636 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Oct-04-12  Jim Bartle: The Red Sox didn't dawdle in getting rid of Valentine. I guess he knew it, since he badmouthed his coaches on a radio show (maybe his own show) yesterday.

The team dropped from 90 to 69 wins this year. Probably not of historic proportions, but still terrible for a new manager playing with the same core players on the roster.

As a certain wise kibitzer wrote on April 21:

"I gotta say, seeing Bobby Valentine in the Red Sox dugout as manager just doesn't look right. I can't say why, the Sox and Valentine just don't go together."

Oct-04-12  Shams: <JB> When Bobby Valentine was in Japan (Chiba Lotte Marines if memory serves) his players were said to adore him. Probably because they were already such hard workers, and he made them rest a bit to stay fresh, which I don't think is standard practice in the Nippon Leagues.

Have you read this book?
http://www.amazon.com/You-Gotta-Hav...

Oct-04-12
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  WannaBe: ESPN.com's poll:

Who is most to blame for the Red Sox's 69-93 season?

21% Bobby Valentine
29% Red Sox ownership/management
50% The players

I voted 'The Players'.
(Total votes: 118,889)

Oct-04-12
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  Phony Benoni: Haven't been following the situation in Boston, but I get the impression Valentine had lost control of the players--which is, to my mind, the One Mortal Sin of a manager.
Oct-04-12
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  WannaBe: <Phony Benoni> In one regard/aspect, true, but/however, a manager/coach must also have their approach/style.

Maybe Bobby V. got too used to the Asian/Japanese culture of respect of a coach, and he rubbed the (Millionaires) players wrong. But he believes in his approach to the game and (maybe) the team should follow him.

Or perhaps, the pendulum swung too far to the other side too fast, to go from one extreme to the other caused the players to revolt. (Hey, this guy is only making X thousands a year, I'm making Y millions a year! What does he know? Who is more important here?!)

Magic Johnson ran a coach out of LA, thankfully, the result was good. If not great. Player(s) with great ego and greater salary may doom any coach/manager who are too 'stern'.

Just my 5 cents, inflation, you know.

Oct-04-12
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  WannaBe: Friday Schedule:

Wild card, Wild card.

Saturday Schedule:

Baseball, Baseball, UCLA @ Cal, football, football, sleep.

Sunday Schedule:

Football, Baseball, Baseball, Football, Baseball, Baseball, Football, Football, sleep.

Okay, maybe I'll make a move or two on GameKnot. =)

Oct-04-12
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  WannaBe: Errr... Hmmm... Ughhhh... Ahem...

http://espn.go.com/blog/playbook/fa...

Oct-05-12  Shams: Boxing before any of the 'big three' is a surprise:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...

<Describing himself as "a proud gay man," Puerto Rican featherweight Orlando Cruz on Thursday became what is believed to be the first pro boxer to come out as openly homosexual while still competing.>

Cruz has a title match in two weeks.

Oct-05-12  Jim Bartle: From Sports Illustrated: "Elimination games are managers' games, and never more so than these wild card games. The Cardinals, Braves, Orioles and Rangers submitted the best possible roster to win one game, not a series of games. That means more pieces on the chessboard. With no need for four or five starting pitchers, managers can employ such luxuries as nine-man bullpens and six-man benches."

Does this mean a team can use a different roster for each series? I wonder if in a one-game series, with games coming right up if they win, they might even leave their first two starters for the following series off the roster.

Oct-05-12
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  WannaBe: These umps sux, where did they find them? NFL?
Oct-05-12  technical draw: St. Louis is beating Atlanta 6-3 in the 8th with a rain delay. I sure hope St. Louis wins because I hate, I say again, I hate the Atlanta Braves. And I hate their stupid chop chop and pseudo Indian chant. Go Cards!
Oct-05-12
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  OhioChessFan: Teams can use a new roster each series. I'm not sure if the play in game counts as a series in that regard.
Oct-05-12
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  Phony Benoni: Just saw the highlight of the infield fly play. That's close. Looks like me like the shortstop could have caught the ball, and was even waving the left fielder off. But it would have been a very good play, a bit more than "ordinary effort".

Part of the beef is that the umpire is supposed to call infield fly immediately, and this call was apparently delayed. If the umpire wasn't sure it was an infield fly, he probably should have let it go. But it's close either way.

Oct-05-12
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  Phony Benoni: Wild cards teams can make a new roster for the League Championship series. This does make sense, in particular for a pitching staff whose makeup will be quite different in a more lengthy series.
Oct-05-12  technical draw: <St. Louis is beating Atlanta 6-3 in the 8th with a rain delay,>

It was raining debris.

Oct-05-12
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  WannaBe: The clowns on http://espn.go.com/espnradio sux, too. Must have gotten them from NFL.
Oct-05-12
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  WannaBe: My feelings, exactly: http://espn.go.com/college-football...
Oct-05-12
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  WannaBe: More people will be able to be next 'Steve Bartman'...

http://espn.go.com/chicago/mlb/stor...

Oct-06-12  technical draw: < My feelings, exactly: http://espn.go.com/college-football>...

As usual TD has the solution. Since there are degrees in pre-med and pre-law just make degrees in pre-NFL. That way the student can spend all his time on the playing field "studying". They can earn a BSnfl. End of controversy.

Oct-06-12  Jim Bartle: Just saw the play in Atlanta. No way in the world was that an infield fly. And to make it worse, it looks as if the shortstop jumped away when the LF ump made the call, thinking the leftfielder had called him off.

The infield fly rule exists to avoid a situation where the defense can make an automatic double play. In this case there was no way the SS could let the ball drop, throw to third and then have the throw to second beat the runner from first.

In addition to the infield fly is supposed to be called shortly after the ball is hit, not as it's coming down.

Oct-06-12  technical draw: El Predicto says Detroit wins the first game.

Detroit: 3
Oakland: 1

Oct-06-12  morfishine: <Phony Benoni> Well, you did it again: In today's POTD, you pointed out a line I looked seriously at, and this time, went for.

One correction: After <16.Kc3 Ne4+> Black doesn't have time to capture the White Queen since its checkmate :)

Oct-06-12
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  WannaBe: Wooooo.. Sunday's OAK-DET will start @ 9AM Pacific, nothing like Bloody Mary/Mimosa, breakfast & baseball to start off your day.

Then it's BUF-SF @ 1PM Pacific, followed by CIN-SF @ 6:30 Pacific. Anyone going to work on Monday??

(<technical draw> does not need to answer this question.)

Oct-06-12
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  Phony Benoni: Ah! We were wondering why game 2 was starting so early. The San Francisco media hub strikes again.

Better wear a jacket to watch the games. Mid-50s this weekend in Detroit, and dropping.

Detroit is favored, even though Oakland won more games in the regular season. Go figure. I just hope they play the game on paper.

Oct-06-12
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  WannaBe: Heck, that's nothing, here is what is happening this weekend at the Bay:

1. Ariz - Stanford (On right now)
2. UCLA - CAL (Saturday night)
3. CIN - SF Giants (Saturday night)
4. Fleet Week (All weekend)
5. America's Cup (All weekend)
6. Hardly Strickly Blue Grass Fest. (A.W.)
7. Blue Angels (Part of Fleet Week.)
8. Buffalo - SF 49ers (Sunday Afternoon)
9. CIN - SF Giants (Sunday Night)
10. St. Mary's College 150 Anniv. (Saturday)

Phew... 2 hours to first pitch!!

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