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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Jan-21-17  playground player: <Esteemed Baseball Mavens> Here's a tough one for you:

Who was the only player to lead his league in RBIs three times during the 1950s?

My hat's off to anybody who knows this!

Jan-21-17
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  saffuna: Ralph Kiner?
Jan-21-17
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  Penguincw: <pgp>

If I had to make one guess, it would've been Willie Mays, but I had a bunch of secondary guesses: Berra, Mantle and Williams.

Looking up the answer, *spoiler* one of them is right, so yay.

Jan-21-17  playground player: <saffuna>, <penguincw> None of the above. Oddly, neither Mays nor Berra ever led the league in RBIs. Williams didn't do it in the 50s, and Mantle only once, in 1956. Ralph Kiner was a good guess, but no cigar.
Jan-21-17
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  Penguincw: Ah, I'm a fool. While my guesses were just guesses (no research, just whatever baseball knowledge I knew in my brain), my proofreading/research skills were horrible. I looked up the answer on Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_...), but didn't read the table properly. I thought one column was AL leader, and the other NL leader, but it was actually AL leader, and then AL runner-up.

Checking http://www.baseball-reference.com/l..., I can actually see the answer to the question, and I hadn't even heard of him before.

Jan-22-17
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  OhioChessFan: Ummmmmm, no chance on that one. I've never heard of him either. I got a nephew who claims to be a Hall of Famer in sports trivia. I'll see what he can come up with.
Jan-22-17
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  saffuna: This player was a big sports hero in the Bay Area in the late 40s. High school prodigy, All-American running back at Cal. I heard about him a lot because he was in my grandmother's English class at Oakland Tech.

He was a good player, 1958 MVP, but as far as all those RBIs go, he had Ted Williams getting on base about half the time ahead of him. (And Williams wasn't driving himself in that much in the 50s.)

His career was relatively short because he had a severer fear of flying, and retired because of it.

Jan-22-17  playground player: Jackie Jensen--ah, how quickly we forget!

<saffuna> Fear of flying, eh? I didn't know that. BTW, it always helps the RBI leader to have someone in front of him who gets on base a lot. But you still have to drive him in. Enzo Hernandez couldn't have done it.

Being old enough to remember, and living on the East Coast, I'd say Jackie Jensen got a pretty fair amount of recognition while he was active. I remember he was a contestant--against Rocky Colavito (remember him?)--on the old <Home Run Derby> TV show.

But now--Jackie who?

Jan-22-17  YouRang: Just saw the sad news this morning that Yordano Ventura, pitcher for the Royals was killed in a car accident. He was 25.

http://www.si.com/mlb/2017/01/22/ro...

Jan-22-17
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  saffuna: < it always helps the RBI leader to have someone in front of him who gets on base a lot. But you still have to drive him in.>

He was definitely a good player. I was just suggesting why he led the whole AL in RBIs three times, ahead of Mantle, Williams and others.

I saw the Red Sox play once, against the immortal San Francisco Seals in 1957. Willimas in left (in front of us), Jensen in right, and Jimmy Piersall in center. He did not climb the screen.

Jan-22-17
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  Penguincw: Aww, RIP to Ventura.

Also heard that prospect Andy Marte also died in the Dominican Republic in an unrelated car crash: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/....

Jan-22-17
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  WannaBe: Very sad, another young life lost, reminds me of Oscar Taveras in 2014 (pitcher for StL), same thing car accident.
Jan-22-17
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  MissScarlett: G H Wolbrecht vs E P Elliott, 1909
Jan-24-17
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  WannaBe: For the 2015 NFL season, I kept track of teams that had to travel 2 time zones or more for their game and posted teams' W/L record.

Here's a study by Northwestern U., what is fascinating (to me, at least), is that researchers said a person needs one day per hour of change to be fully adjusted (jet lag, especially if you are going eastward).

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/...

Usually, NFL team will depart Friday for a Sunday game, that really isn't enough time to fully adjust, if you are going from coast to coast.

NBA and NHL usually have a day or two in-between games if a team have to travel, but not always.

Another thing with schedules and road games, are the ones that makes you go "huh"? (Yes, I know it's impossible to have the best scenario, when it comes to arena's availability...)

Example, Lakers:

1/22 @DAL
1/25 @POR
1/26 @UTH

Randomly, here is one from Houston road trip:

11/1 @CLE
11/2 @NYK
11/5 @ATL
11/7 @WAS

At least they had the 6th off.

11/27 @POR
11/29 @UTH
12/1 @GS
12/2 @DEN

Huh?

Jan-25-17
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  Phony Benoni: Apparently, the best way ton win a Caissar is to disappear for a while. If I left completely, no telling what I could win!

Seriously, it's always gratifying to be appreciated . I'm especially proud of taking Funniest Kibitzer, since the competition is so fierce. Particularly from those who aren't trying to be funny.

<WannaBe> Which collection won? I take that it wasn't the puzzle collection but can't tell which one it was.

---

I guess a few details are in order. Like many diabetics, I have begun to have trouble with my feet. Nothing serious as yet, but one toe in particular had had several small sores over time. The operation was a minor preventive procedure meant to lessen the change of a recurrence.

The problem was that I had to keep the foot elevated for a couple weeks. Sitting at the computer was specifically forbidden, so I couldn't use the desktop.

So nearly two weeks of watching television. I'd rather be in zugzwang.

Doc gave the All Ckear to Resume Normal Activities today, so I'm back, though I'll probably take it easy to a few days just to play it safe.

Jan-25-17
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  WannaBe: <Phony Benoni> your unusual position collection won.
Jan-25-17
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  Phony Benoni: <MissScarlettt>L Game added to collection. Thanks for the alert.
Jan-25-17
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  Phony Benoni: <WannaBe> You mean Game Collection: That's strange? Lordy, I haven't updated that in ages. Need to get back to work.
Jan-25-17
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  Stonehenge: Please check out http://www.chessgames.com/perl/ches.... The games from the NY Open do not belong to the Game Collection: US Open 1974, New York.
Jan-25-17
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  perfidious: That must be correct: there was no <NY Open> until Jose Cuchi started it up in the 1980s. It is possible, though, that those games were played in the '74 <World Open>, the second in the series, which was held in NYC in its early years.
Jan-25-17
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  Phony Benoni: <Stonehenge> Thanks for looking at this. As of now I have not checked over the 1974 tournament thoroughly, so this is subject the change.

The four games from the "New York Open" in Game Collection: US Open 1974, New York are:

S Bernstein vs Ruth Cardoso, 1974

S Bernstein vs R Rodriguez, 1974

S Bernstein vs Vladimir Ryznar, 1974

S Bernstein vs Kogan, 1974

In the first place, as far as I am aware, there was not yet an event known as the <"New York Open"> in 1974.

As with any tournament, games from the various us Opens are submitted with a variety of headers. Colloquially, it is sometimes referred to by the name of the city, such as "Boston Open" or "Ventura Open", so seeing "New York Open would not surp4ise me.

By the way, I did not submit the games. I suspect they were sent in by someone working from Bernstein's autobiography (see Game Collection: COMBAT: Fifty Years of Sidney Bernstein), and if Bernstein used "New York Open" the submitted probably did as well.

Of course, that only means the games shouldn't be automatically disqualified as US Open games. There is partial cross table for the tournament available("Chess Life & Review", December 1974,p. 791-793), and the names of all five players are listed. In addition, we definitely have one confirmed pairing, Bernstein - Rodrigues (round 11).

Unfortunately, the cross able only list results for the first 50 players, so the other pairings cannot be confirmed. In addition, that year's bulletins are brief, and I don't see any of the games as yet. (They are not yet entered in my database.)

Based on this, I feel there is a strong chance the games are from the US Open, so I will keep them in the collection for now. If I'm wrong, then it will be fixed later. But the 1974 event (and, indeed, almost everything at 1969) are still in a fragmentary stage.

Jan-25-17
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  Stonehenge: Thanks, that makes sense. I think you are right to leave them in the US Open Collection, where they probably belong.
Jan-25-17
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  Phony Benoni: <perifious> Yes, the World Open might be a possibility, and it was held in NYC in 1974 according to CL&R. On the other hand, we have a couple of games from Bernstein labeled "World Open", so it would seem he made a distinction between the two events.
Jan-30-17
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  WannaBe: MLB hands down punishment for StL hack of HOU.

http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/...

Feb-03-17  Travis Bickle: Hey Phony, I haven't talked to you in a month of Sundays! Who do like in the big game, (before I place my bet)? ; P P.S. I just played 2 ten minute games on the net. The 1st game I played the Ruy Lopez Marshall with the white pieces, with a 2000+ player.. I got killed fairly quickly. I think I was playing Karpov...

The next game I went down a weight class, & played a 1870 player & kicked a$$ in a Najdorf Sicilian, with the black pieces... ; P

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