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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18635 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Nov-04-10  technical draw: Sparky Anderson has passed away. Great manager of the Big Red Machine. RIP
Nov-04-10  Jim Bartle: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu...
Nov-05-10
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  keypusher: <playground player: <keypusher> Carl Mays didn't kill Ray Chapman on purpose, did he? (I presume that's the incident you mean.) The Cleveland shortstop was hit in the head by a pitch, there were no helmets in those days, and it killed him.

To my knowledge that is the only instance of a player being killed--by accident, of course--in a major league game. But kids get killed in high school ball now and then, usually by a hard line drive (off an aluminum bat!) right back at the pitcher.>

I could have cited greenies, or alcoholism, or idiot teams destroying their star pitchers (see Koufax, Sandy) or the reserve clause, or lots of other things that were wrong with baseball in days gone by. My point was that all eras have flaws, and you shouldn't let the flaws of the current era destroy your enjoyment.

<Meanwhile, I prefer baseball without steroids to baseball with steroids.>

Me too. In fact, I'm down on the lively ball. I think baseball was a better game when you could lead the league with ten homers. I think that's a lost battle, though.

But it was my impression steroid abuse had been cut way back. Anyone more knowledgeable have an opinion?

Nov-05-10  Jim Bartle: I'll try to answer KP a little.

First I think the game you see when you're there is really different than when you watch on TV, or of course if you're just listening on the radio. (I sometimes think radio is better than TV if the announcers are good.)

When you're at the game and there's an extra base hit with men on (or a single with a man on second), you not only see the ball in play but also the runners charging around the bases. You also see the infielders, catcher, and pitchers rotating to get into position. And sometimes a long, powerful throw. That's exciting (to me) and you can't appreciate it all on TV. Don't tell me about replays.

So that's where the homers instead of balls against the wall are so much less exciting. Plus the close plays at the plate or on the bases. On TV you don't see the difference quite so much.

Maybe I'm just saying I like to see speed and good throwing arms more than power, especially watching in person.

All eras have (had) flaws. What I miss today is the lack of stability on the rosters. I realize this is more fair to the players than in the days the players had to either take it or leave it from the owners, but it was more enjoyable to have a core of players working together to win over the years.

Two examples of teams of "mine" which won the World Series: the 1972 A's and this year's Giants.

The Giants this year had a young rotation, all up from the farm system, and that was great. But the team on the field was a bunch of spare parts I felt little connection to. Nice but not great.

But the A's! That team came to Oakland in 1968, had been a terrible team in KC, but played about .500 ball that year. And they had young or youngish players at a number of positions with potential: Reggie, Monday, Bando, Campaneris, Dick Green, Odom, Catfish Hunter, Fingers, Duncan. It was exciting.

And all those guys played key roles on the A's amazing win over Cincinnati in the 1972 Series. (I count Monday, because he still was valuable, being traded for starting pitcher Ken Holtzman.) They'd added Rudi in left, Blue in the rotation, plus a passable first baseman in Mike Epstein. But basically it was the same team that I'd been watching improve for several years. More satisfying than the Giants win this year.

The same could be said about most winning teams of the 60s and 70s, certainly Detroit 1968, St. Louis 1967, or any of the Dodgers of the 60s. Plus of course all the Yankees teams of that time.

The Yankees of 1996 to 2001 did that to some degree, but in general it doesn't happen much these days.

Nov-05-10  Jim Bartle: Somehow PB led me to Bill James' Historical Abstract on google books, and I found in the comment on Campy Campaneris had won a game all by himself in 1966. A's scored four runs with 0 RBIs.

http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

Nov-05-10  playground player: <keypusher> I'll tell you the one thing that most soured me on the current era in baseball--the "great home run contest" between Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa. I could not shake the suspicion that this event had somehow been arranged to happen, because MLB attendance was in the toilet after the last totally ridiculous millionaire players' strike. But even if it wasn't a put-up job, both those guys were on the juice.

And then there are the little bitty things, each of them annoying in itself, all adding up--for me, personally--to disenchantment: parks named after sponsors (I hate that, I really do), umpteen pitching changes per game, too many post-season games, too much expansion, interleague play, and constant tinkering with the game to make it look better than it is.

Not to mention the fact that decent seats at Yankee Stadium now cost $270 a pop!

Nov-05-10  talisman: <playground> i feel ya, but...home runs are down, they're cleaning up the game(trying to), and the mound is still 60 ft, 6 inches., and arizona fall league games are starting.having said that i think Cano may have something that can't be traced. <Jim> that's a great book. recomend WIN SHARES by James also.
Nov-05-10
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  keypusher: <playground player>

I found myself nodding along with everything you mentioned.

If you were suspicious in '98 you were ahead of most of us. Like a lot of people I was totally caught up in the McGwire-Sosa drama. What idiots we all were.

Nov-05-10  Jim Bartle: I was very suspicious of Sosa back then, as he had simply remade his physique. McGwire was always a big guy, hit 49 as a rookie, so I didn't think about that.

One thing that bothers me about today's baseball is the near disappearance of American blacks from the game. Think of the National League in the 60s and 70s, all the great black players. There are only a handful today, and you just know it's not from a dearth of talent. Very few of the best athletes are taking up baseball.

Nov-05-10
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  keypusher: Here's a question for JB, PB, and anyone else. I always thought of Sparky Anderson as a nice guy who occasionally got to manage extraordinary teams. Was I not doing Sparky justice?
Nov-06-10
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  Phony Benoni: In Detroit Sparky was widely loved, so it's hard to get an objective reading on him around here. As "Captain Hook" in Cincinnati, he has been credited with originating the modern philosophy of using the bullpen. He was thought of a as excellent strategist and handler of players who could bring diverse personalities together as a team.

But he had to have veterans who knew how to be professionals and didn't have to be taught the game. He didn't do well with young teams, and ruined several promising players by rushing them to the major leagues and praising them so extravagantly that they cracked under the pressure.

The media loved him, since he had a of Stengelesque shtick and was always good for a quote. And he was universally respected as a fine and charitable person off the field, and maybe that's even more important.

A few quotes by and about Sparky. http://www.baseball-almanac.com/quo...

Nov-06-10
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  Phony Benoni: And in case you're wondering Sparky got not one, but two hits off Sandy Koufax. Here, he actually pulls a double!

http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

Nov-06-10
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  WannaBe: I have done my 'research', and here is an actual ultra, top secret, did I mention top secret? And it's ultra, ultra, top secret, video, if it ever leaks out, you 'know' who will be knocking at your front door.

Pay close attention, you can actually see our very own <Phony Benony> in the video, cleverly disguised as a 'filmer' with a camera blocking his face.

I know it's him, but I can't tell you how I know, if I do, I'd have to 'take care' of you...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Qu...

Nov-06-10  Jim Bartle: Hard to say with Anderson as a manager. You could say in Cincinnati the team in effect had managers in Morgan, Rose and Bench, so Anderson didn't have to do much.

But no matter what the talent, it's not automatic that you win. And he won with that team, a lot. And then he did it again with Detroit, without having a team of future Hall of Famers ready to go. He had to be a very good manager.

Nov-06-10  playground player: <keypusher> Hurry up and clone yourself! A fair-minded person is a rarity.

<Jim Bartle> Didn't Joe Morgan get in a bit of trouble for saying on the air the very thing you've said in this forum, about American blacks vanishing from baseball?

Growing up in the 50s I idolized Mays, Banks, Aaron, Campanella, and my all-time favorite (now, alas, mostly forgotten), "Toothpick" Sam Jones. Say what you want about that era, but for me, it was golden.

Nov-06-10  Jim Bartle: I don't know if Morgan got in trouble for it, but he definitely said it. He works with a group called RBI, which tries to get urban blacks interested in baseball.
Nov-06-10
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  OhioChessFan: <As "Captain Hook" in Cincinnati, he has been credited with originating the modern philosophy of using the bullpen. He was thought of a as excellent strategist and handler of players who could bring diverse personalities together as a team.>

I was never a fan, and was rather shocked to see so many reports after his firing that he was hugely popular in Cincinnati. I can't imagine who couldn't have won with those players.

Nov-06-10  Jim Bartle: There is some truth to that, but some tremendously talented teams have not won. PB would know better than I do, but Mayo Smith was a manager who seemed to stumble into a World Series with Detroit and then was totally lost afterward, despite the tremendous talent on the team.

But OCF is right. The Big Red Machine had Hall of Fame quality players at catcher and the entire infield, and two solid all-stars in the outfield. Centerfielder Cesar Geronimo was the only non-star, and he was still a pretty darn good player.

And in those years two outstanding young pitchers blew out their arms: Don Gullett and Gary Nolan. I have no idea if Anderson mishandled them, but it certainly doesn't reflect well on him.

Nov-06-10
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  OhioChessFan: <PB: And in case you're wondering Sparky got not one, but two hits off Sandy Koufax.>

That puts him one hit ahead of Mr. Wilson.

Nov-06-10  Jim Bartle: Yeah, but in 1959 he was still sandy koufax, not yet SANDY KOUFAX.
Nov-06-10
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  Phony Benoni: Good to see Michigan's defense come up big today, stopping a two-pointer in the third overtime to win 67-65.

Now, if only the basketball team can play that well...

Nov-06-10
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  tpstar: Thrilling game, but it was unintentionally hilarious when our homer radio announcers declared the entire U-M Defense as "Player of the Game" for making a single stop at the very very end.

I don't remember a Michigan team so potent on offense yet so impotent on defense. It sure makes the games exciting. :-)

Nov-06-10  Jim Bartle: 67-65? Unbelievable, especially with Michigan involved. Don't they usually play low-scoring defensive battles against good teams?

But those overtime scores can be really deceiving, with teams scoring 20 or more points in overtime.

Nov-06-10
Premium Chessgames Member
  Phony Benoni: 31-31 at halftime, 45-45 after four quarters. The whole state is tied down tonight, anticipating Bo Schembechler rolling over in his grave.

So far this year, they are scoring 39 points a game, but giving up 34. I shudder to think what Ohio State is going to do to them.

Nov-06-10  Jim Bartle: Bo Schembechler must be turning over in his grave. I saw one of his Michigan teams play once, and until a desperation drive at the end, I think they threw three passes the whole game.
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