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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Jun-30-11
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  keypusher: <playground player>

Yes, as PB says the City of God is not too hard to come by online.

http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/3296

If you're like me you'd much rather have a hard copy, though. I have the Modern Library edition -- they make awfully nice books.

Jun-30-11
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  keypusher: <Phony Benoni: So the Mets come into cavernous Comerica Park last night not having hit a grand slam since August 1, 2009--and promptly hit two off the Tigers in 2/3rds of an inning.>

...and then scored 16 in the next game without a home run. That has to be rare.

Jun-30-11
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  Phony Benoni: <keypusher> And the Tigers hit five home runs while losing. Part of their inconsistency comes from being a power hitting team in a "small ball" park.

The Mets continue to be hot in this afternoon's game. They've got a run off Verlander. But I better not speak too soon!

Jun-30-11
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  Phony Benoni: I haven't searched exhaustively, but here is a candidate for most runs without a home run:

http://books.google.com/books?id=xS...

Al Travers later became a priest, and remains the only one to play in the major leagues.

Jun-30-11  Jim Bartle: No home runs but EIGHT triples.
Jun-30-11
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  keypusher: <Phony Benoni: I haven't searched exhaustively, but here is a candidate for most runs without a home run:>

Wow, I didn't even have the heart to ask you to research and it turns out to be a game I had read about!

Pretty funny that the A's used three pitchers and the Tigers used one.

Jun-30-11
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  keypusher: By the way, I saw my first game in Wrigley Field a couple of weeks ago. What a great place! I especially loved the stands on the roofs of buildings across the street. People sitting there are still closer to the field than fans in some parts of Yankee Stadium, I understand...

Terrific game, too. The Yankees won 4-3 despite giving up two HRs and hitting none (in keeping with the theme).

http://espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?gam...

Also an object lesson in the silliness of the save statistic -- Mariano got his 17th despite giving up a leadoff home run and a single.

Jul-01-11
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  WannaBe: <keypusher> Did you go to Chicago for the tournament?? <DrDum> and I went to a Cubs game after our tournament was over...

We really enjoyed Chicago and the folks we got to meet.

Jul-01-11
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  keypusher: <WannaBe: <keypusher> Did you go to Chicago for the tournament?? <DrDum> and I went to a Cubs game after our tournament was over...>

I was there for about 24 hours. No chess. How is Dr. Dum? He never posts here anymore.

Jul-01-11
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  WannaBe: <keypusher> He is fine, just lost interests in CG I guess. He still works for my pub one day a week. =)
Jul-02-11
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  Eggman: Hey, PB. Say, can you tell me what page I might visit in order to make suggestions for future games or puzzles of the day?
Jul-02-11
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  Phony Benoni: <Eggman> For puzzles, <chessgames.com> outlined a procedure some time ago:

Kibitzer's Café

Essentially, it involves sending them a private e-mail with the necessary information. I checked with the admins recently, and it's still valid.

For Games of the Day, there is a separate page set up at:

Pun Submission Page

I think that requires you to have a "pun" for the game. If you can't think of one and it won't accept the entry without one, probably a private e-mail would be the way to go.

And be patient. I think they have a big backlog.

Jul-02-11  Deus Ex Alekhina: The only reason the Tigs are above .500 is Justin Zoolander. He is keeping their heads above water. Last year, the cats ended up at 81-81; they have aquired the reputation of fading in the last few weeks of the season. If the kitties end up with a losing record at the end of the year, they don't deserve to have this ace, who is having his best year ever.
Jul-02-11
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  Eggman: Thanks so much <PB>.
Jul-02-11
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  Eggman: I'd forgotten about having to have a pun. But I must say I rose to the occasion: to toot my own horn, of my three submissions one in particular has to be one of the greatest puns ever (humorous, highly original, extremely fitting), and to a very good but little known game! Thanks again, <PB>!
Jul-03-11
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  perfidious: One pitcher got a mite upset in this little tilt: http://eye-on-baseball.blogs.cbsspo...

Rauch is a big boy-easy to see how he toss someone about as though they were a rag doll.

Jul-03-11  Jim Bartle: That Rauch video is great. I love how the manager tries to hold him back and all he does is pull off his jersey. And Rauch is just huge, bigger even than Sabathia.
Jul-04-11
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  Phony Benoni: A play from the Tigers' win yesterday. It's just your basic triple over the head of a misplaced center fielder, but I'll explain why I really like it.

http://detroit.tigers.mlb.com/video...

What appeals to me is the play of the umpires, rotating to back each other up. I first noticed these things when I went to a ball game but found I couldn't follow the flight of the ball and had to start watching something else.

As you go through, you'll notice the third base umpire is in shallow left field to make the call in case the ball is caught. The second base umpire runs to third to cover any plays there and make sure the base is tagged. Similarly the first base umpire, once it's certain there won't be a play at first, runs to second base.

Baseball umpiring is never noticed, but there are a lot of subtleties to it which you generally can't see unless you're at the ball park. Notice, for instance, where the second base umpire is before the play: in front of the base, and a bit to the right. He's in front to have an unobstructed view of a play at second, and to the right to be out of the way o the batter's field of vision and any throws from the catcher.

Had there been no runners on base, he would be in back of the bag on the outfield grass, his primary responsibility to make calls on outfield fly balls.

It's fascinating to watch, at least for an inning or two.

Jul-04-11  Jim Bartle: When I was umpiring Babe Ruth and Pony League games, they trained us a lot on how to cover given situations with a three-man crew, moving to cover bases and the like. They didn't teach us to go out on fly balls as I remember, though; a much bigger problem was fair or foul on hard-hit balls.

We worked with just two most of the time, though, and that's just about positioning the bases umpire properly at the start of the play and knowing where to go. The home plate ump can sometimes go to third, but it's pretty rare.

I had one terrible, just tuurrrible, game in Oakland once as a base umpire. (Usually bad games were on the bases, because as the plate ump you had many, many pitch calls to make, so any one error didn't stand out. But missing a tag play at the plate was bad.)

In any case, with one out and men on first and second there was a routine grounder to second, fielded cleanly, and I turned to second base (my back to first) to check the throw to second. Except the throw went to first and I just had to guess from the corner of my eye. And I clearly guessed wrong.

Jul-05-11
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  Phony Benoni: http://florida.marlins.mlb.com/vide...

Having watched this a few times, I think the 2B doesn't make the play without the ball being deflected. He would have had to bend down while running away from first, and could never have stopped, straigtened, and turned in time.

Jul-05-11
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  OhioChessFan: <JB: I had one terrible, just tuurrrible, game in Oakland once as a base umpire. (Usually bad games were on the bases, because as the plate ump you had many, many pitch calls to make, so any one error didn't stand out. But missing a tag play at the plate was bad.)

In any case, with one out and men on first and second there was a routine grounder to second, fielded cleanly, and I turned to second base (my back to first) to check the throw to second. Except the throw went to first and I just had to guess from the corner of my eye. And I clearly guessed wrong.>

I was the plate umpire for 18-19 year olds. Ball was hit high in the sky to left field. I literally could not see a thing because the sun was setting just over a hill behind left field. I looked to my base umpire who shrugged, telling me he couldn't see it. The left fielder was running hard for the ball, so I guessed fair. I couldn't see anything for a couple seconds from having looked straight into the sun. But then, judging by where the left fielder ran to get the ball, I estimate it was a good 20 feet foul. There was not much objection. I did hear a coach of the defensive team say "Did he call that fair?"

Now the hard part to explain. The field didn't have an outfield fence, but did have a fence along the left field line, and a foul pole that was rather shallow-shorter than where the ball went on the fly. There was no extension (farther fair)of an outfield fence from the foul pole. I was too embarrassed to ask questions, but I think some of the participants thought I was calling the ball fair on the assumption it passed on the fair side of that pole. As much as it was hooking, that could have possibly happened. But since there was no fence, that foul pole might as well not have existed. <Editor's note: After reading my last sentence, I may have to check the rule book on that.> I wish I'd asked the catcher before making the call. They were always honest.

Jul-06-11
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  OhioChessFan: After some research and no clear answers, I may send that question in to some expert. At the moment, I am inclined to think that if there is no outfield fence, that foul pole is not a foul pole by definition. Not that any of that was relevant to the call, which was wrong. It might explain why people weren't more shocked by the fair call.
Jul-07-11
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  WannaBe: If you watch ESPN's nightly high-lights, you would every once in a while, catch an ump, holding a mask, standing at third, making a call...

That is because, in regular season, where there are only 4 umps in the game, one of them (1st, 2nd, or 3rd) have to run out there, and make a call.

And yes, you are taught to rotate, (In high school ball, some JV or Fresh. games are only umped by one guy, and even at varsity level, there are only 2. At the collegiate level, there are 3, so, knowing your spot and what to expect, even the most bizarre play, have to be taken into considerations.)

Just a little bit of FYI... =)

Jul-09-11  playground player: <Phony Benoni> Here's one of my favorite all-time baseball trivia questions for you, and anybody else who wants to try.

Who was the only player whose first two major league home runs were grand slams?

(It just occurs to me that that record might have been broken lately, so maybe I should rephrase it: Who was the first player whose first two HRs were grand slams?)

Jul-09-11
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  keypusher: Here's a nice story. At least I thought so.

<[T]he toughest ticket in baseball just might be the Dayton Dragons of the Class A Midwest League.

Don't laugh. Barring a rainout, the Dragons will enjoy consecutive sellout No. 815 when they play host to South Bend on Saturday. That would eclipse the mark of the NBA's Portland Trail Blazers, who recorded 814 sellouts in a row from April 9, 1977, to Nov. 16, 1995.>

There's also a weird tie to the Miami Heat in the story.

I worked for the Class A Anderson, S.C. Braves many years ago. They were no threat to this streak. But the San Diego Chicken boosted attendance 1000% (it was a strike year).

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page...

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