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Dec-09-09
 | | WannaBe: <JFQ> Hehehehehehehe... Can I be a head man??? Thanks for the info, I will pass on the info to my friend!!! |
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Dec-09-09
| | WannaBe: Errr... Why are the words promotional video in quotes??? |
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Dec-09-09
 | | jessicafischerqueen: I don't trust any promotional video.
Especially the one for our school here that has me in it. The entire sequence of me "teaching" WAS FAKED. The "students" were shipped in from a slave labor camp in China, since our own students are far too stupid to use in a promotional video. Also, they used CGI to make me look "more attractive" However, I did use FOOTPRINTS and the HEAD MAN gave me personal service, so I can vouch for them. |
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Dec-09-09
| | jessicafischerqueen: <MannBee>
Oh yes and also I was thrilled to learn that you will again generously host this year's PRESTIGIOUS AND COVETED "Caissar Awards." You may be pleased to know that I have been in deep consultation with <Technical Draw>, and we have agreed to limit our usual 10 page argument over "who is funniest" to 9 pages this year, so as not to test your patience. |
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Dec-09-09
| | WannaBe: Err.... that last link with the pic... i can't seem to see it, but judging from what i 'read' so far, the message is understood... p.s. are you really in iran, and have to post messages that we have to read between the lines?? Are you going to the student protest, and can we expect your tweets anytime soon? Nod once for yes, twice for no... |
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Dec-09-09
| | jessicafischerqueen: Try this one-
http://home.nps.gov/pwr/customcf/ap...And to answer your kind inquiries:
1. Yes
2."No"
3. Yes
4. I regard using "tweets" to be effeminate |
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| Dec-09-09 | | technical draw: <limit our usual 10 page argument over "who is funniest" to 9 pages this year, so as not to test your patience.> Ha ha, that is so funny. You're a really funny gal, ha ha, no contest, the silver medal is yours! |
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| Dec-09-09 | | technical win: Who would have thought it? <TD> is happy with bronze! |
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| Dec-09-09 | | technical draw: Hmm, something tells me there is trouble ahead.
Note: World famous technical draw is in no way connected to, associated with, or crony of, handle challenged "technical win". Ok, you got your little gag in so time to say adios.... |
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Dec-10-09
| | WannaBe: I am eagerly awaiting <technical loss> to post something within the next few hours... |
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| Dec-10-09 | | Red October: and I promise not to question the vote count...
as long as the Commies win... |
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| Dec-10-09 | | technical draw: Is it true that President Obama is going to win funniest kibitzer this year? He's already found a clue. |
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Dec-10-09
| | WannaBe: No, the funniest kibitzer will go to some member here, on CG, who have only signed up 2 month ago, and made only 5 posts. |
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| Dec-10-09 | | Jim Bartle: If the person who decided to give the Nobel Prize to Obama is a kibitzer, that's a gimme right there. |
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| Dec-10-09 | | Mr. President: Thank you <WannaBe>, I'll take you up on that. |
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| Dec-15-09 | | malthrope: <jessicafischerqueen: <MannBee> [...] PRESTIGIOUS AND COVETED "Caissar Awards."
You may be pleased to know that I have been in deep consultation with <Technical Draw>, and we have agreed to limit our usual 10 page argument over "who is funniest" to 9 pages this year, so as not to test your patience.> I bet 10,000 c-bucks it goes to 11 +++PAGES this year! ~lol~ ;) - Mal
PS: <technical draw: Hmm, something tells me there is trouble ahead. Note: World famous technical draw is in no way connected to, associated with, or crony of, handle challenged "technical win".> Problems <TD>? ~lol~ PPS: <WannaBe: I am eagerly awaiting <technical loss> to post something within the next few hours...> ~ROFL~ More problems <TD>?? ;) PPPS: <Red October: and I promise not to question the vote count... as long as the Commies win...>
<RO> covers all the bases... :) Ditto that last remark! -- <"MuM" is now the <only> word with Mal> :P |
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Dec-17-09
| | WannaBe: I hereby, bestow an honorary Darwin Award to Mr. Chris Henry. |
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| Dec-17-09 | | whatthefat: My nominations:
Best Analysis/Analyst (Non-Computer)
<The Chess Express>, <Eyal>, <YouRang> Best Historian
<Petrosianic>
Best/Worst Pun
Yifan Hou vs Short, 2008 -
'Hou Wears Short's Shorts'
H Happel vs L Day, 2001 - 'An Happel, A Day' Best Informed
<keypusher>, <acirce>, <Eyal>, <Petrosianic> Best Written Post
<GoSo: God bless you brothers, our prayers and page count increases have not been in vain, and our Mighty Chairman Wesley has absorbed our faith to knock down that pagan Ukrainian with one swift punch. In the name of our Victorious Glorious Nation, I pray, brothers, that you do not abandon your duties now. We are only about 2000 pages ahead of Heathen Ivanchuk on the page count, and we know that the enemy forces are strong and want bitter revenge against our young, Beloved Chairman. They will try hard to catch up in the page count, so my brothers, you must follow my example and maintain our lead at all costs.
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Remember that Insolent Ivanchuk is bigger than our skinny Chairman, and he may throw a punch if he is losing, so we send up our prayers for Apparatchik Pacquiao to accompany our chairman to his game. Doctor Ivanchuk is bigger than Pacquiao, and his page count is higher, but our Wise Apparatchik would have an advantage in speed (though not speed chess) and mustache and could try to protect our Immortal Chairman. Don't forget your prayers, Kindly Brothers of Clan So. Goobledooba gookseedoo walala mikitiki roo aama pa po pi ka na la na na na hey hey hey oh oh. Saka naka chitty chitty bang bang, rokolog mukudng yako taco mahi mahi oh bitsimitsi badoing doing ermats ignatz chumbawamba cheeeeeeeyokasa! God bless our Glorious Chairman! Goooooooooooo So!>
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<tamar: <This is home-cooked, I'd say and probably by Gazza>
Hope he wasn't wearing the tank top.>
Funniest Kibitzer
<Phony Benoni>
Most Constructive Kibitzer
<Thrajin> (for setting up the gameknot team) Most Helpful
<zanshin> |
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Dec-17-09
| | WannaBe: My nomination for Best/Worst pun:
"A Real Headache" C Bayer vs Falkbeer, 1852 02/09/09 "Okily Dokily" M Kooshani vs C Flanders, 2004 02/22/09 "So You Think You Can Dance" Karpov vs Ulf Andersson, 1975 04/23/09 "Michael Rohde Boat Ashore" Rohde vs Seirawan, 1988 05/29/09 *Personal bias, this was my pun!! "No Country for Old Men" Spassky vs Fischer, 1992 06/01/09 "Sham-Wow" Shamkovich vs Benko, 1978 06/12/09 "Nobody Expects the Spanish Inquisition!" Tal vs Geller, 1958 06/20/09 "Alcoholic, Anonymous" Alekhine vs NN, 1925 07/19/09 "Hou Wears Short's Shorts" Yifan Hou vs Short, 2008 09/29/09 |
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Dec-17-09
 | | OhioChessFan: Most Constructive <tpstar> Best Avatar <YouRang> I think it would be good, <Wannabe> to remind people there's no need to re-nominate someone already mentioned. I erased a couple when I saw <whatthefat> had already named them. |
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Dec-17-09
| | OhioChessFan: Best handle <GreenFacedPatzer> |
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Dec-17-09
| | WannaBe: <OhioChessFan: I think it would be, <Wannabe> to remind people there's no need...> Yes, but however, it would require fellow members to read through all the posts just to make sure their nomination does/is not a duplicate of others... I will handle the duplicates at my end... |
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Dec-18-09
 | | HeMateMe: Hello, I'll put HeMateMe in for historian, a favorite topic of mine. Nice idea, the awards. I read through last years winners, seemed pretty straight up! |
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Dec-18-09
| | jessicafischerqueen: COVETED AND PRESTIGIOUS CAISSAR AWARDS
Best Analysis/Analyst (Non-Computer) <Eyal> Best Avatar <Chessic Eric> Best Handle/Name <I like fruit> Best Historian <Phony Benoni> Best/Worst Pun (You can find the list here: Game of the Day Archive) <crawfb5>: <"The Sea bass refuse to work for scale"> Best Informed <achieve> Best Written Post <Plato> (posting as the "GoSo" sockpuppet): <<GoSo: God bless you brothers, our prayers and page count increases have not been in vain, and our Mighty Chairman Wesley has absorbed our faith to knock down that pagan Ukrainian with one swift punch. In the name of our Victorious Glorious Nation, I pray, brothers, that you do not abandon your duties now. We are only about 2000 pages ahead of Heathen Ivanchuk on the page count, and we know that the enemy forces are strong and want bitter revenge against our young, Beloved Chairman. They will try hard to catch up in the page count, so my brothers, you must follow my example and maintain our lead at all costs. ...
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Remember that Insolent Ivanchuk is bigger than our skinny Chairman, and he may throw a punch if he is losing, so we send up our prayers for Apparatchik Pacquiao to accompany our chairman to his game. Doctor Ivanchuk is bigger than Pacquiao, and his page count is higher, but our Wise Apparatchik would have an advantage in speed (though not speed chess) and mustache and could try to protect our Immortal Chairman. Don't forget your prayers, Kindly Brothers of Clan So. Goobledooba gookseedoo walala mikitiki roo aama pa po pi ka na la na na na hey hey hey oh oh. Saka naka chitty chitty bang bang, rokolog mukudng yako taco mahi mahi oh bitsimitsi badoing doing ermats ignatz chumbawamba cheeeeeeeyokasa! God bless our Glorious Chairman! Goooooooooooo So!>
Best Game Collection <suenteus po/phony benoni/benzol>: ("The Big Three" World HIstorical Tournament Project") Funniest Kibitzer <Open Defence> Most Constructive Kibitzer <hms123> Best Profile <malthrope> Most Helpful <MannBee> (MannBee will answer any question within 24 hours- guaranteed) |
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Dec-18-09
| | jessicafischerqueen: <I will handle the duplicates at my end...> Including this one? |
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