SwitchingQuylthulg: <brankat: Hi Jess!
Everything OK?>
What <brankat> said :)
And since <brankat> and I are going through old memories, I thought you might like this ;-)
<jessicafischerqueen: Hey why does bufon get to be knighted (or is it queened?) as the most annoying person posting in here? I want to run for that office. Yeesh.>
<jessicafischerqueen: Ok if I'm not allowed to run for office against Bufon for most annoying poster, then I vote for Positional Genius as most helpful and gallant poster. So there. Positional, I'm sad and angry about the reunification failing if the match is canceled. I'm no fan of FIDE or Top's manager, rest assured.>
<danielpi: <jessicafischerqueen> I will let you in on Bufon's secret. With much work, you CAN overtake him. You just need to apply yourself:1) Repeat the same bad jokes over and over on many different forums.
2) Misspell EVERYTHING.
3) Have a name that is easy to insult, provided <Bufon> has not already created accounts with these names. Some suggestions: <Idiott>, <dubas>, <sutpid>, <sheetbranes>.
4) Whenever trying to construct a witty retort, always ensure that you never actually insult the person to whom you are responding. The key is to be incoherent. Failing this, you must ensure that at best, you merely display your lack of rhetorical skill.
5) When faced with an insult, frustrate your detractors by simply failing to understand the gist of the insult.
6) Never, ever, ever follow any line of thought logically.
If you aggressively apply these six principles, you may have a shot at topping <Bufon>. But remember, he has quite a head start, so you must put in that much EXTRA effort!>
<jessicafischerqueen: HOLY CRAP DANIEL PI
I'm laughing my guts out reading your instructions on how to be the most annoying poster= oh thank you I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. You are a comic genius man!! Can't... stop... laughing...>
<positionalgenius: <jessica>Who is a fan of Danailov?? Nobody.As far as you naming me "most helpful and gallant poster" I am truly flattered :) but I am sure several would disagree: -<MR NIZMO>
<Bufon>
<ughaibu>
<fevered cheek(where is he btw??)>>
<jessicafischerqueen: Positional thank you, I'm still busting a gut over Daniel Pi's post on how to be more annoying than bufon.... I feel like publishing the instructions in a manual>
<positionalgenius: <daniel pi>I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of the chair.Here's my attempt to rival bufon: you knowe,kramniks a borng chamipion,drawnik is not a true chamipon if hre was he would note draw so muche.,topalov washess his handes after,drawnik doesnte so thats why topalov is king <how was that?>>
<jessicafischerqueen: Giddy from staying up till god knows when night after night hoping two people will play chess-- can't stop laughing-- I'm seriously thinking of changing my ID name to "sheetbranes" in honor of Daniel Pi's instructions..>
<jessicafischerqueen: I'm falling off my bed, rolling on ground laughing at Positional's imitation of Bufon... HELP CANT STOP LAUGHING SOMEBODY CALL A MEDIC>
<danielpi: <jessicafischerqueen> I am flattered. Thanks.>
<jessicafischerqueen: Daniel scroll up, you don't want to miss Positional's imitation of Bufon.. choking with laugheter can hardkly type>
<danielpi: <positionalgenius> Well you've made a couple mistakes. Firstly, you spelled several words correctly. These include: "a", "is", "not", "if", "so", "would"...As you can see, you still have a long way to go. Perhaps something more like:
"Drawnik washesh bathrum hsi. If looses, flend, geniouses... drawnik BENdeD! THEN, Topolov wood bee kings. Olny tru kings!!! Onyl trU kings!!!!!!!!!"
So, basically you need to be ANGRIER and less articulate. You're making progress, though. I must admit, I did spell "if" and "then" correctly, which is merely a deficiency on my part.>
Kibitzing
