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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-14-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Jan-14-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: Here is an idea for final score results. Quinté: 5 players on the same number of points Quatré: 4 players in position 1-2. Tiers: 3 players in <LAST> 1 or 2 positions. Doublé: two players at 2nd=. Slam: Sole winner.
 
   Jan-14-26 Garry Kasparov
 
offramp: <Petrosianic>. I dislike stories about the 3rd Reich... Kasparov was expounding about Molotov and Stalin and the Germans. I could have followed the details but I <hate> checking WWII facts on Google because you get sucked into a whirlwind of right-wing horror. So I am ...
 
   Jan-14-26 J Puccini vs J P Gomez, 2015 (replies)
 
offramp: Good pun and a good game. The final move is hard-to-spot! I was expecting some hay-maker final blow, but it is a quiet move. In fact, that last move, 19. Qd2, could be a <CREEPING MOVE>. Creeping moves can only made by queens; Spassky specialised in them.
 
   Jan-14-26 Dickson
 
offramp: The modern version is: <Innit wot I done better what I ain't never done ain't I ever dun I wot I ain't never done INNIT??>
 
   Jan-13-26 C Gilberg vs Dickson, 1866 (replies)
 
offramp: That's a great pun, and the game has a really good ending! BTW, Sally Simpson, instead of referencing the Washington Bridge, would you be interested in buying the Brooklyn Bridge?
 
   Jan-13-26 Caro-Kann, Panov-Botvinnik Attack (B14)
 
offramp: TAKE the pawn on d5 and KEEP it and win! Ah HAA HA HA HA HA!!!
 
   Jan-13-26 G L House vs S Williams, 2018
 
offramp: The move that surprised me was 17...c6. °°°°°°° This is the 10,000th episode of the Famous Dutch Queen manoeuvre: ...Qe8 then ...Qh5.
 
   Jan-12-26 Georg Rotlewi (replies)
 
offramp: <Chessical>, Rotlewi was described as a "tireless walker". At first I read that he was a "wireless talker"... Like Kramnik's non-stop internet complaints on YouTube.
 
   Jan-12-26 A Somoff vs A Spice, 2008
 
offramp: <whiteshark>. Spice controls the whole board.
 
   Jan-12-26 A Vitolinsh vs Bronstein, 1975 (replies)
 
offramp: I didn't get the pun at all, possibly I have never watched <"Alvin & The Chipmunks">. I watched the film with the guy from <"My Name is Earl">. The star was okay but the three chipmunks were unbearable. I couldn't understand a word they said. Perhaps I could have watched
 
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Ye Olde Offrampe Predicktions

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Mar-09-18
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  offramp: What do you call rowing teams that always tell the truth?

Candid eights.

Mar-11-18  morfishine: <offramp> What is the name of the person who knows all events going forward?

ans:

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Mar-17-18  morfishine: <offramp> Master offramp, I see you are as active and witty as ever! I hope all is well, and I mean that most sincerely
Mar-20-18
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  offramp: Caruana vs Ding Liren, 2018 (kibitz #301)
Mar-21-18
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  offramp: World Championship Candidates (2018) (kibitz #1939)
Mar-23-18
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  offramp: Has there ever been a film with Ernest Borgnine, Martin Balsam and Lionel Stander? They could have played triplets.
Mar-23-18
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  offramp: ...And Joe E Ross. Quadruplets.
Mar-28-18  morfishine: ...And Edward G. Robinson. Quintuplets
Mar-28-18
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  offramp: I cannot watch this Fischer video, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS0... , it is banned in the UK. It is called, <Bobby Fischer's "Notes on the Jew"> and is probably pretty horrible. Can anyone here view it?
Mar-29-18  morfishine: <offramp> I viewed it and it is pretty horrible. Its a rambling denunciation of the jews (strange, the verb is spelled denounce, but the noun drops the 'o': denunciation)

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Mar-29-18
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  offramp: Thanks, Morf. Since I knew it was banned in the U.K. I guessed it was bloody awful.

But how old is Fischer in the video? Is he young?

Mar-29-18  WinKing: Hi <offramp>,

<<>Grenke Chess Classic 2018<>>

Less than 2 days to go!

Countdown to Grenke 2018:

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This tournament will run from Mar. 31st thru Apr. 9th 2018. (9 Rounds)

Participants include: Carlsen, Aronian, Caruana, Vachier-Lagrave, Anand, Vitiugov, Naiditsch, Hou Yifan, Meier & Bluebaum.

Average rating: 2736 (as of 3/28/18) - Category XX

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<<>Grenke Chess Classic 2018<>>

Schedule -

Round 1 is Saturday March 31st & it starts @ 15:00hrs(3pm) Baden-Baden time(9am chessgames time). All games for the 9 rounds are @ 15:00 hrs.

<***The only Prediction game that has confirmed they will be up & running is <Golden Executive>'s 'The Game Prediction Contest'. This may change though so stay tuned.***>

< 3 Prediction Contests: (Win virtual medals - Gold, Silver & Bronze) >

*** User: lostemperor (FINAL STANDINGS PREDICTIONS) - Predict the order the players will finish. Run & hosted by <lostemperor>. (3 categories to medal in) ***

**User: Golden Executive - (The Game Prediction Contest) - Predict the result 1-0, 1/2, or 0-1. Run & hosted by <Golden Executive>. (3 categories to medal in)

This year will be the 11th Anniversary for this contest! (from 2007 to 2018 - 11 years running)**

*User: OhioChessFan (Moves Prediction Contest) - Predict the result 1-0, 1/2, or 0-1 & the number of moves. (4 categories to medal in). This contest is run by <chessmoron> & hosted by <OhioChessFan>.*

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Mar-29-18
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  offramp:


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That's the Reti study. One move before that was


click for larger view

At some point White's king went to h8, possibly to take a rook, because it <did not> take the pawn on h6.

Mar-30-18  morfishine: <offramp> First, the "video" is only an audio recording: It comes from an interview Fischer gave to Philippino grandmaster Eugenio Torre, while he was locked in jail in Japan as a political prisoner in 2005.

So, this was just prior to his relocation to Iceland when he was 60-61 years old. He was dead within 3 years

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Mar-31-18
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  offramp: Thanks, Morf. I don't think I've missed much. I heard one of the radio interviews years ago and it made me cry, almost.

THE ONLY GOOD THING is that these things prove that Fischer was mentally unstable for a large part of his life. So it wasn't really his fault.

Mar-31-18  morfishine: <offramp> I'm surprised something like this is banned in the UK. Makes me a bit worried about censorship in the US going forward.
Apr-01-18
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  offramp: I was watching Philander bowl to Paine. There was a review so we got to see his front foot. The back of his left heel was easily six inches inside the crease, so there was no chance of a no-ball. I think that every fast bowler should do that. Surely the gain of seven or so inches, over 20 yards, is negligible compared to the effect of taking a wicket and finding out it was a no ball.
Apr-01-18
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  offramp: offramp chessforum (kibitz #886)

<MARCH 2018
In the land of SOD a riotous election.
A Sikh and a Muslim both fight for selection.>

This probably refers to
https://ipolitics.ca/2018/03/14/ndp...
<NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh says he condemns all acts of terrorism no matter who is responsible.

In a statement posted to the NDP website, Singh is defending his decision to attend a June 2015 rally in California — an event billed as a commemoration to the 10,000 Sikhs who died during an invasion of the Golden Temple in 1984, but which also became a show of support for Sikh separatism...>

Apr-01-18  morfishine: At least going forward there is no problem with football, golf, cricket, rugby, fox chasing, cod catching & aerial acrobats. I would hate to see those be censored

Heaven forbid they begin to regulate the Supermarine Spitfire

Hopefully, the Hawker Hurricane is entirely off limits

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Apr-02-18
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  offramp:
"Wi' a fa'll dae it this time
Fa'll dae it noo?
The yin that did it last time
Canna dae it noo."

From the wonderful song The Ball of Kirreimuir.

Apr-15-18
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  offramp: A man dies and is being led through a long corridor in heaven that is full of clocks.

"What are all the clocks for," he asks.

"This corridor is for chess players. Every time they make a mistake the hands of the clock advance one minute."

"Really? Where is my clock?"

"Your clock is with the LORD. He uses it as a fan."
😆

Apr-15-18  WinKing: Hi offramp,

<<>Gashimov Memorial 2018<>>

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Countdown to Gashimov 2018:

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdo...

♘SHAMKIR♘Gashimov Memorial 2018♗SHAMKIR♗

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This tournament will run from Apr. 19th thru Apr. 28th 2018. (9 Rounds)

Participants include: Carlsen, Mamedyarov, Karjakin, Ding Liren, Giri, Topalov, Radjabov, Wojtaszek, Navara & Mamedov

Average rating: 2767 (as of 4/10/18) - Category XXI

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<<>Gashimov Memorial 2018<>>

Schedule - http://shamkirchess.com/content/207

Round 1 is Thursday April 19th & it starts @ 15:00hrs(3pm) Shamkir, Azerbaijan time(7am chessgames time). All rounds begin @ 15:00 hrs. except for the 9th round which begins one hour earlier @ 14:00 hrs(2pm).

< 3 Prediction Contests: (Win virtual medals - Gold, Silver & Bronze) >

User: lostemperor (FINAL STANDINGS PREDICTIONS) - Predict the order the players will finish. Run & hosted by <lostemperor>. (3 categories to medal in)

User: Golden Executive - (The Game Prediction Contest) - Predict the result 1-0, 1/2, or 0-1. Run & hosted by <Golden Executive>. (3 categories to medal in) This year will be the 11th Anniversary for this contest! (from 2007 to 2018 - 11 years running)

User: OhioChessFan (Moves Prediction Contest) - Predict the result 1-0, 1/2, or 0-1 & the number of moves. (4 categories to medal in). This contest is run by <chessmoron> & hosted by <OhioChessFan>.

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Also, don't forget about <chessgames> ChessBookie game for this event. He can't wait to take some or all of your chessbucks. ;)

ChessBookie Game

Don't miss out on the fun for this Super Event!!!

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Apr-17-18
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  offramp: A famous old Azerbaijani Recipe.

OEUFS GALLIMAUFRAY A LA SHAMKIR

Take one raw egg, or, (for vegans) a pint of milk.

Add two fried eggs and sprinkle with salt.

Add to the yolk a good white stock or chopped parsley, or pepper, and braise them (this is called Miroton le chat).

Add sugar until they smell very sweet. Add a teaspoonful of water to your mixture, and some chopped parsley and mint.

Add four more yolks. Then add some mushrooms and salt.

Then add another egg and add some very fresh cream to flavour it.

Next, cover with salt, and add a little border to your eggs.

Take the whites and add a small quantity of half-boiled cold water, and add in a dessert-spoonful of sugar.

To the eggs, add pepper, salt and water. Let them boil for eighteen minutes.

Then an extra five minutes with potatoes in a dark place.

Serve with beans.

Apr-20-18
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  offramp: Hjartarson vs Karpov, 1986

<...This is the penalty for making comments such as <"No comments yet?"> and <"FIRST!!!"> at chessgames.com.>

There is a third type of comment that gets on my nerves: the massively sarcastic comment at a quick draw, such as:
<Kramnik's jaw hit the ground the first time he saw this [11-move draw]. He loved it so much he decided to base his career around it.>

Presumably if these people are at work, and their boss tells them to go home four hours early on full pay, they respond:
<"NO! I will work my full eight hours no matter what you say or whatever happens!">

Apr-28-18
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  offramp: Over the years my friends Julian and Sandy have created a torrent file of all available chess games which now looks like this:

Internet chess games
ICG-1992-01.pgn.bz2
ICG-1992-02.pgn.bz2
... etc ...
ICG-1997-03.pgn.bz2
ICG-1997-01.pgn.bz2
ICG-1997-01.pgn.bz2
ICG-1997-02.pgn.bz2
ICG-1997-03.pgn.bz2
... etc ...
ICG-2009-08.pgn.bz2
ICG-2009-09.pgn.bz2
ICG-2009-10.pgn.bz2
... etc ...
ICG-2016-12.pgn.bz2
ICG-2017-01.pgn.bz2
ICG-2017-02.pgn.bz2
... etc ...
ICG-2017-12.pgn.bz2
... etc ...
ICG-2018-01.pgn.bz2
ICG-2018-02.pgn.bz2
ICG-2018-03.pgn.bz2

With bz2 you have to download all of the zip-files and unzip them all at once. The BZ2 software will then mystically sellotape them all together so that you have one single handy Supermegabase.

That final file is 21.2 Yottabytes in total size (unzipped).

It contains a quite outstanding number of games. Normal chess games:
822,924,902,034,844,309.
Variant chess games:
28,031,946,820.
Studies
88,491,305
Problems
190.832,933.

This is an outstanding educational tool. For example, if you have been having sleepless nights wondering about how to continue after 1. h2-h4 a7-a5
2. Ke2
worry no more. There are more that 88 million examples of that opening to guide you!

The games have been converted into PGN format and each one has been played through and the score integrity has been checked.

One game is incomplete: Oohlala v HelloCheeky, FICS August 12th 2001: does anyone have the complete score?

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