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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Aug-29-13
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  perfidious: Scherzer got off the hook for his second loss as Tigers got four in the ninth to win 7-6. Three-run HR by Hunter was the winner with two out.
Aug-29-13  Jim Bartle: I looked up "hanging curve" in the dictionary and there was just a video of that pitch to Hunter. Of course he still had to hit it.
Aug-29-13  playground player: I once asked a college baseball player what exactly a hanging curve was. "Get up to bat and I'll pitch you one," he said. The ball, coming in, looked like a beachball on a tee, and I clobbered it.

And for the rest of my life, I never saw another one.

Aug-29-13
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  perfidious: <pgp.....And for the rest of my life, I never saw another one.>

Don't I know it.

Aug-29-13  Jim Bartle: http://wapc.mlb.com/play/?content_i...
Aug-29-13  Deus Ex Alekhina: I wonder how many times PB has been called to jury duty in Detroit, which has such a high crime rate, and many others simply ignore their jury summons. Of course, it is relatively easy to get out on medical grounds, but still it is probably a nuisance.
Aug-29-13
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  Phony Benoni: I've been called twice in downtown Detroit, whichn is actually one of the safer parts of the city. For some reason, there is always plenty of police protection around city government offices.

Did anyone catch that video of Cabrera trying to stretch a triple into a double and getting thrown out by a mile? He's been like that for about a month now, to the point where it seems like he's deliberately trying to hit home runs so he won't have to run the bases.

He really needs a couple of week off to rest and heal, but is too proud for that. But f the Tigers get some significant breathing space, they need to shut him down for his own sake, the team's sake, and for the sake of ppor Prince Fielder who will never hit another double as long as Cabreara is on first base.

Aug-29-13
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  OhioChessFan: In 2000 or so, I was in Detroit and walked around the downtown about 5 AM and it seemed fine.
Aug-30-13
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  WannaBe: Poor Matt Leinart, even the Bills released him.
Aug-30-13  Jim Bartle: Is there a jinx on USC quarterbacks in the NFL?

Palmer, Leinart, Sanchez. All washouts, though Palmer was good for a while.

Aug-31-13
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  Phony Benoni: http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/...

My own feeling is that USC generally provided such a strong supporting cast, particularly at running back, that the QB had less pressure on him to win the game himself. This led to gaudy stats, which led to drafting by bad NFL teams which needed him to be the go-to guy before he was ready for the role.

If say, Denver with an aging Peyton Manning, were to draft a USC quarterback and ive him a couple of years as back-up to learn and mature, the story might be quite different.

Aug-31-13
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  perfidious: <WannaBe: Poor Matt Leinart, even the Bills released him.>

Oh, how the mighty has fallen-Bills are one team which could be termed desperate for a warm body to open their season, yet had no compunctions over cutting Leinart in favour of an unknown quantity, to put it mildly.

On reading the response by <PB>, I wonder whether he is not right about this.

Aug-31-13
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  WannaBe: T. Tebow just got released by New England. In other news, I've signed a 2-year contract with Oakland to be their starting Right Tackle.
Aug-31-13  Travis Bickle: <WannaBe: T. Tebow just got released by New England. In other news, I've signed a 2-year contract with Oakland to be their starting Right Tackle.> Hey Rabbit stay off those performance enhancing drugs. ; P
Aug-31-13
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  OhioChessFan: https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/240788...
Sep-01-13
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  Phony Benoni: i wouldn't worry about Tebow; he'll surface somewhere. I hear the Raiders will need a new starting right tackle after the first play next week.
Sep-01-13
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  OhioChessFan: Watch out for those Figthing Irish:

https://twitter.com/wpbnole19/statu...

Sep-01-13
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  Phony Benoni: No doubt the figthings of someone's imagination.
Sep-01-13  Travis Bickle: Hey Phony, how ya feeling pal? Get some rest as The NFL kicks off this Sunday!! ; P

http://www.nfl.com/schedules/2013/R...

We Got The Bengals @ home. Your Lions get The Vikings @ home also! Good Luck on your season!

Sep-02-13
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  Phony Benoni: Well, Travis, long practice of being a Lions fans teaches pessimism. I fear a rout on Sunday, a long season, followed by regime change and a new start.

After they beat te Bears twice, of course.

Sep-02-13
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  OhioChessFan: Reds are asking Wainwright, "Who's your daddy?" again today.
Sep-02-13
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  Phony Benoni: When Jose Iglesias came to the Tigers he caused a bit of a controversy by taking #10, the number of legendary second baseman Lou Whitaker/ And Iglesias dodesn't even play second base!

As least, not most of the time:

http://detroit.tigers.mlb.com/video...

Sep-02-13  Jim Bartle: Iglesias also made a great bunt on the suicide squeeze, somehow laying down a pitch which was in his eyes.
Sep-03-13  playground player: <Phony Benoni> The one year I was out in Michigan, the Lions had Greg Landry, Altie Taylor, Steve Owens, Rich Hand, and were a lot of fun to watch. Michigan State had Eric "the Flea" Allen and Brad Van Pelt, who became an NFL star. Van Pelt would have tackled an enraged dromedary if it was on the football field.
Sep-03-13  Jim Bartle: Malcolm Gladwell in the New Yorker:

"Baseball is in the middle of one of its periodic doping scandals, centering on one of the game’s best players, Alex Rodriguez. Rodriguez is among the most disliked players of his generation. He tried to recover from injury and extend his career through illicit means. (He has appealed his recent suspension, which was based on these allegations.) It is hard to think about Rodriguez, however, and not think about Tommy John, who, in 1974, was the first player to trade in his ulnar collateral ligament for an improved version. John used modern medicine to recover from injury and extend his career. He won a hundred and sixty-four games after his transformation, far more than he did before science intervened. He had one of the longest careers in baseball history, retiring at the age of forty-six. His bionic arm enabled him to win at least twenty games a season, the benchmark of pitching excellence. People loved Tommy John. Maybe Alex Rodriguez looks at Tommy John—and at the fact that at least a third of current major-league pitchers have had the same surgery—and is genuinely baffled about why baseball has drawn a bright moral line between the performance-enhancing products of modern endocrinology and those offered by orthopedics."

I think there are at least a couple of errors here:

One third of pitchers have had Tommy John surgery? Also, Gladwell doesn't make it clear that the surgery is to recover from an injury. If I didn't follow baseball, I'd read that as saying all those pitchers get the surgery when they're healthy, to become better pitchers.

Also, Rodriguez used steroids just to recover from injury? I thought it's a lot more than that.

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