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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Aug-26-13  Deus Ex Alekhina: If PB's eyesight deteriorates any more, he may become qualified to sit on the Detroit elections board, counting hash tags, or hash marks, or hanging chads, or whatever they come up with. I would type in all capitals, so that he could read it, but that is considered "shouting", so I presume he has discovered the magnifier option by now.
Aug-26-13
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Aug-26-13
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  WannaBe: This is interesting, my previous post, was fine on IE9, but fails to read correctly on iPad.
Aug-26-13
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  Phony Benoni: Travis, you know that LIons fans don't take preseason football seriously at all. Remember how that 0-16 season began with a 4-0 preseason?

Concidentally, I noticed a list of Baseball Spring training Stadomgs yesterday and got to wondering how good a predictor they were. So here is how the teams would stand if they had the same winning percentage in the regular sesaon as in Spring training:

<AL East>

1 Baltimore 88 41 0.679 --
2 Boston 66 66 0.500 23½
3 Toronto 64 67 0.485 25
4 Tampa Bay 60 68 0.469 27½
6 New York 59 71 0.452 29½

<AL Central>

1 Kansas City 101 28 0.781 --
2 Detroit 75 55 0.576 26½
3 Cleveland 67 63 0.515 34½
4 Minnesota 66 63 0.515 35
5 Chicago 65 65 0.500 36½

<AL West>

1 Seattle 86 43 0.667 --
2 Oakland 75 57 0.567 12½
3 Texas 65 65 0.500 21½
4 Hoston 62 67 0.484 24
5 Los Angeles 43 86 0.333 43

No divisiion leaders right, and only two of the current playoff leaders (Detroit, Oakland). Most of the races effectively over.

<NL East>

1 Atlanta 74 56 0.571 --
2 New York 66 62 0.516 8
3 Philadelphia 61 69 0.469 13
4 Miami 58 71 0.448 15½
5 Washington 55 75 0.424 19

<NL Central>

1 St Louis 72 68 0.516 --
2 Chicago 59 71 0.457 8.0
3 Milwaukee 55 75 0.419 12
4 Pittsburgh 55 75 0.419 12
5 Cincinnati 52 79 0.394 15½

<NL West>

1 Colorado 68 64 0.516 --
2 San Francisco 67 63 0.516 --
3 Arizona 63 66 0.485 3½
4 San Diego 58 72 0.444 9
5 Los Angleles 51 79 0.394 12

Only one playoff team right here, Division-leading Atlandta. At least there are interesting races for the Wild Card slots and in the west.

Aug-27-13  Travis Bickle: Phony but comparing baseball, (where they play endless spring training games), with football, (they play only 4, really only 3 counting the starters), is like comparing apples & oranges, er baseballs & footballs. ; P
Aug-27-13
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  perfidious: <Phony Benoni>: Have not dropped by in a while, so am only reading of your struggles with health. Hope your affairs take a positive turn.
Aug-27-13
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  perfidious: <Phony Benoni>: On the topic of Lions and that not-so-perfect season, reminds me of the days when Giants went 6-0 in the preseason and 2-12 thereafter.

Ah, to have those days back when Government Issue Ants were doormats for the Cowboys, Redskins and even the Cards in the NFC East.

Aug-27-13
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  Phony Benoni: Well, Travis, if you compare the length of the regular seasons, football actually has the longer preseason. 4/16 is 25%, while baseball's 30/162 is less than 20%. But none of it means anything in terms of wins and losses, of course, except that winning under any circumstances should instill a more confident attitude.

As for the Lions this year: 6-10, Schwarz gone at the end of the year, and they start all over. "Meet the new Boss..."

As for the Tigers in the post-season--and I'm not conceding they'll even get there--they have some weaknesses. Fielding at several positions is merely adequate. Starters and 7-8-9 inning guys are solid. Middle relief remains a concern.

Now, if you get into a slow-pitch softball game with them, you're probably going to lose. The way you beat the Tigers is to keep the ball in the park and make them play small ball. They don't do it very well. The last two games against the Mets show why. On Saturday, 13 hits and 3 runs. On Sunday, through eight inning 14 hits and four runs--on a pair of two-run homers.

True, they did break through with 7 runs in the ninth inning Sunday. But, at one point, they got four or five consecutive singles--outfield singles--with the bases loaded. That's not easy, nor is it such a good thing.

Aug-27-13
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  Phony Benoni: To understand Detroit's latest electoral circus, you have to go back a few months.

Mike Duggan is a suburbanite who has a good reputation for his work in both governmental and corporate areas. He decided to run for Mayor, and in preparation officially moved into the city for a year to satisfy the residency requirements.

However, when he filed his petitions for the primary ballot he did so two days before his year of residency had passed. Political oppoents took it to court, and Duggan was kicked off the ballot.

Nothing daunted, Duggan mounted a write-in campaign. His opponents sued again, claiming that since he was ineligible for the primary ballot he wasn't eligible to run as a write-in either. That got shot down.

Please don't ask me to explain the Mike Dugeon thing. Please.

On Primary Day, Duggan finished first with nearly half of the vote. Police Chief Benny Napoleon had just over 30%, no one else even approaching 10%.

And here is where they start making hash. Since Duggan's write-in vote couldn't be counted by the computer, they had to be counted by election workers. Proper Protocol required hashmark; you know, five votes indicated by four short vertical lines crossed by a long diagonal line. The election workers used a different method. Scandal! Conspiracy! 18,000 votes tossed out due to the irregularity.

Even this made no essential difference, other than Duggan finishing behind Napoleon instead of ahead of him; Duggan was still miles ahead of the third place finisher. But the City and Country Board of Canvassers refused to certify the election because of the "irregularity", and now the State Board is looking at it, and what will happen if the election gets completely thrown out boggles the mind.

Detoit: We don't need no Emergency Manager. We need a shrink!

Aug-27-13  Jim Bartle: A few months ago, PB, you wrote that great defensive plays fell into a few categories, and it got repetitious.

Same thing with hitting. So now when I go to mlb.com, I skip over the "Cabrera homers" video I see there almost every day.

Aug-27-13  Travis Bickle: Hey Phony, you to need to adjust your percentage for pre-season play of football. They play only 3 games with the starters & the 4th game is played with Draft picks, cut players recently acquired and traded players trying to make the team. You didn't count baseballs AllStar game. ; P
Aug-27-13
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  Phony Benoni: Well, Travis, baseball spring training has split-squad games on the same day, like playing two games each with half your team.

But it's all like omparing cacti and grapefruit anyway.

Aug-27-13  Travis Bickle: I agree Phony, I hope your eyes heal real soon & your Tigers win it all!
Aug-28-13
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  keypusher: Hope you are well, <PB>. Thinking of you.
Aug-28-13  Benzol: <Phony Benoni> Dave sorry to hear that your eyes are still causing problems. Hope this condition doesn't last too much longer. All the best matey.

:)

Aug-28-13  playground player: <Phony Benoni> Sorry to hear you're having problems with your eyes. I pray they'll soon be well.

All of us here have benefited from your unique vision which has nothing much to do with physical eyesight.

Aug-28-13
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  WannaBe: Ouch, Tigers took one to/on the chins today, (bound to happen once or twice in a season). Final score, 14-4.

But the thing that got me, was that A's pitcher B. Anderson got a save! Gave up 3 runs in 3 innings.

Box Score: http://scores.espn.go.com/mlb/boxsc...

Aug-28-13
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  Phony Benoni: Worse yet, that's three in a row when the vaunted starting pitchers have been pummeled. Scherzer goes tomorrow for #20; we'll see what happens.

I'm beginning to worry about Verlanderr. He'll have one good start, then several that are subpar or downright awful. Have to wonder if the Steve Stone jink might be in play, and all those pitches are catching up to him.

Aug-29-13  Jim Bartle: Steve Stone said he knew he was destrying his arm, throwing all those curveballs. Doesn't Verlander throw mostly fastballs?
Aug-29-13
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  OhioChessFan: Per the Detroit Mayoral issues, I wonder if there is any demographic component to the controversy.
Aug-29-13
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  OhioChessFan: <Please don't ask me to explain the Mike Dugeon thing. Please.>

<Write-in roundup: Mike Duggan beats Mike Dugeon, Mickey Mouse>

http://www.detroitnews.com/article/...

Aug-29-13
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  Phony Benoni: <OCF> I take it you're referring to Mike Duggan being White and running for may in a city that's 87% Black.

It's the Elephant in the Room, but all is quiet so far. The peole have shown they don't care; they just want change.Even Duggan's opponents seem more motivation by his not being part of the inner clique that has rund this city for decades. The worst I've heard so far is "Suburbanite", a term of opprobrium generally applied to Whties.

Still two months left to may the "race card", but I think it would be a mistake an easily boomerang. People are angry and in no modd for such shenanigans.

Aug-29-13
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  OhioChessFan: Suburbanite? I guess that's a lot tamer than some hurled at blacks.
Aug-29-13
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  OhioChessFan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXU7...

Love the moustache

Aug-29-13
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  Phony Benoni: It's more loaded here because the divide is so pronounced. I grew up in Dearborn, a suburb surrounded by Detroit on three sides, and don't believe I spoke to a black person before I was a teenager. (Of course, much of that was due to Orville L. Hubbard, LLB, Mayor since January 6, 1942, but that's another and very long story.)

THe susual loaded phrase is "SUrbanites don't care about Detroit's problems".

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