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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Jun-19-14  Jim Bartle: <So, Merv, what <DO> you tell Tony Gwynn as a hitting coach? Choke up a millimeter? Open your stance just another 1/16 inch? Put another 1/64 oz more pine tar on your bat handle?>

Merv worked to see that no other coach or player talked to Gwynn about his swing.

Whitey Herzog actually had a rule like that for Willie McGee. He absolutely prohibited any of his coaches or players to tamper with McGee' swing. It looked so terrible, but it worked for him.

Jun-19-14  Jim Bartle: Somebody told a story about finding Gwynn in a batting cage, hitting line drives toward a tiny hole in the wall, with the machine set to 50 mph.

Coach: "Why is it set to 50 mph?"
Gwynn: "Can you hit a fastball?"
Coach: "Yes."
Gwynn: "So can I. I'm working on keeping my hands back on changeups, keep from pulling them foul."

Jun-20-14
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  Phony Benoni: Ted Williams and Tony Gwynn have a conversation. It's not about the price of tea in China.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3hL...

Jun-20-14
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  perfidious: <PB: In later life, (Fain) went to pot.>

One might say that, yes.

Jun-20-14  playground player: <WannaBe> I actually read that book, years and years ago. Yes, Moe Berg was a spy. Indeed, some of his adventures as a spy border on the incredible--e.g., Jew from Newark, NJ, posing as a German general, is given a guided tour of the Reich's top-secret heavy water factory...!

You might not be able to get away with that in fiction, but Moe Berg got away with it in WWII.

Jun-20-14
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  Phony Benoni: There are revisionist views of Moe Berg:

http://sabr.org/bioproj/person/e1e6...

Jun-20-14  Jim Bartle: I'm reading this truly awful biography of Billy Martin. It's so bad I can't put it down, like not being able to look away from a car accident. How can a guy who doesn't care about baseball itself write a biography of a baseball player and manager?

Plus there's the pompous title, "The Last Yankee." I wonder what Jeter and Rivera would think about that.

Nevertheless, I learned a couple of interesting things:

Martin supposedly turned the Tigers into a base-stealing, bunting team in 1971-72. I mean, how ridiculous is that, with a power-hitting team with little speed playing in an extreme hitters park?

Martin was fired twice in midseason and got a new job within two weeks. In midseason. How rare is that? And for it to happen twice with the same guy?

And in the replay of the George Brett pinetar game, Martin immediately appealed that Brett had missed first base. When the ump signaled safe, Martin said, "How do you know? You weren't there."

And the ump pulled an afficavit from his pocket, signed by all four umpires during the original game, stating that Brett had touched all four bases. Martin was left speechless.

Jun-20-14
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  perfidious: Is the slump of Justin Verlander attributable to The Curse of Kate Upton?

<.....2014 has been an utter bust on the mound: Verlander is carrying a career-worst 4.98 ERA and fanning just 6.4 batters per inning, his lowest figure since 2006. Recently a high-90s flamethrower, the 31-year-old’s average fastball speed in (sic) down to 92 mph.>

http://nypost.com/2014/06/18/sports...

Jun-20-14  Jim Bartle: More to the point, is the Curse of Kate Upton worth it?

Years past, there was a Curse of Jennifer Capriati, as the career or every tennis boyfriend went into the tank.

Verlander's slump is more evidence that long contracts to veteran pitcers is a real risk. Maybe Kershaw will drop off in two years.

Jun-20-14
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  perfidious: <Jim> If I were a GM, five years, no more, would be my limit on pitchers' deals and a cap of seven on position players.

Hard to tell whether the decline in velocity is natural as Verlander, at 31, should clearly be in his decline phase overall, but if this persists, he will have to adjust. Great pitcher that he is, I do not doubt for one moment that he will adapt.

Jun-20-14  Jim Bartle: Kevin Brown was the worst ever. But longterm hundred million dollar contracts to pitchers going over thirty, any player actually, are extremely risky.
Jun-20-14
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  perfidious: Brown, at $15M per year for seven years, was an egregious contract--I should sooner give Verlander $23-25M today for the same term, despite my previous post.
Jun-20-14
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  Phony Benoni: It's possible Verlander is simply paying the natural price for overachieving and overworking. He's certainly gone backward since the Cy Young/MVP super season. . And it's possible he may be districted these days: he's certainly become moe media savvy and approachable.

My worry is arm trouble, what With symptoms like lack of speed and inability to locate the ball. That's something he would have trouble admitting.

Verlander has the stuff to graduate to a first class Frank Tanana-type pitcher, but getting him to accept that is another matter.

Jun-20-14
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  WannaBe: Lack of speed or drop of speed and location trouble is just what the Marlins phemon suffered, and he ended up with Tommy John surgery.

On other note:

http://espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/sto...

Wasted a lot of people's time.

Jun-20-14  Jim Bartle: Does Tommy John get royalties?
Jun-20-14
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  Phony Benoni: So Alex Rodriguez can't even field lawsuits cleanly?

Just fooling around here a bit:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/f...

Still trying to figure out why Jerry Adair was known as <Casper, the Friendly Ghost>, or why Felipe Alou is <El Panqué de Haina>.

Jun-20-14
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  WannaBe: Not enough 'Lefty' on that list, maybe Phil Mickleson can pick up playing baseball!?
Jun-21-14
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  OhioChessFan: Interesting nickname at the end:

Joseph Zoellers- Chess

Jun-21-14
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  Phony Benoni: The ol' bases-clearing wild pitch:

http://milwaukee.brewers.mlb.com/vi...

We've been seeing a lot of dumb plays this year.

Jun-21-14
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  perfidious: If the pitcher is paying attention instead of heading towards the mound with that hangdog attitude, the third run does not score.
Jun-21-14
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  WannaBe: He should have thrown it to the cut off man, at second base. =))
Jun-21-14
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  Phony Benoni: Justin Verlander was better today: 7 innings, 1 ER, 8 strikeouts. But, just in case, he is investigating new sporting opportunities:

http://detroit.tigers.mlb.com/video...

Jun-22-14  Jim Bartle: Jack Morris on 1984 Tigers: http://m.mlb.com/det/video/v3382428...
Jun-22-14  hms123: <Phony, Jim, WannaBe, perfidious, et al.>

Good morning, baseball rules wizards. I just saw two strange plays in two days of the College World Series.

Friday: Bases loaded, one out, hitter hits a hard line drive that hits the umpire in the infield. One run scores and the 2nd baseman throws out the hitter at first after chasing down the ball. Ruling--dead ball when it hits the umpire (because he is in front of the infield at the time) and everyone moves up a base, including the hitter who was thrown out at first. Instead of a potential inning-ending double play, the bases are still loaded and the hitting team goes on to score more runs and win the game.

Saturday: bases loaded, third strike on the batter but the ball gets away from the catcher and goes into the dugout (another dead ball).

Ruling---batter is out because first base is already occupied. Had first base been empty, the runner would have been awarded the base. The fielding team gets out of the inning and goes on to win the game.

Have you ever seen plays like this? I hadn't.

What strange rules.

Jun-22-14
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  WannaBe: <hms123> I've not seen anything like that!
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