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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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May-23-16
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  WannaBe: Kershaw's 10+ Ks streak and <OFC>'s predictions are in jeopardy, 4IP 2H 1BB 1K... 0-0 game.

However, it does not mean Dodgers/Reds can't bust loose and score a bunch of runs. Or Clayton striking out 10 batters in one inning due to WPs or PBs.

So, keep Hope Alive! (Dude, Bob's been dead for over a decade...)

May-23-16
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  OhioChessFan: <Wassabi: However, it does not mean Dodgers/Reds can't bust loose and score a bunch of runs.>

When the Reds bullpen gets in the game, that's a real good possibility.

May-23-16
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  WannaBe: Kershaw 4Ks, that Irish lad Finnegan's matching Kershaw pitch for pitch!

What a great game, gotta love baseball. Get this, Kershaw 6IP 69 pitches, 47 for strike.

Finnegan, 5IP 71 pitches, but, I mean holy cow, that's a great game. 0-0, going to the bottom of 6th.

May-24-16
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  WannaBe: Oh, geeze, how about this plot, Kershaw 8IP, 7Ks

Need to strike out the side in the 9th for his 7th consecutive double-digit Ks.

Will Dave Roberts leave him in?!!? Only 88 pitches after 8IP, 11 pitches per. That is just absolutely silly, ridiculous, <SICK>.

Or as my best buddy V. Scully would say: "How you like them apples?!"

On the other side of the coin, poor Mr. Finnegan only gave up one run (double-play, no RBI) 5H and 106 pitches thrown...

That's what you'd call a Finnegan's Wake.

May-24-16
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  WannaBe: After 8 full innings, Finnegan 107 pitches 5H 1R 1ER 4BB 2K, quality start, and he's losing.

I'm starting to root for this kid. 23 years old, out of TCU, from Kansas City Royals organization.

Maybe them Yankees will sign him for 30 years and 1B contract...

May-24-16
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  WannaBe: That's just not fair, (such is life), Finnegan pitched a great game, GREAT GAME.

8IP, CG, 1R, 1ER, but the opposing pitcher was Clayton, who just happened to also throw CG, 9IP 0R 0ER 1BB 7K.

May-24-16
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  WannaBe: The other great pitching match-up, SD/SF, 0-0 game... Wow.
May-24-16
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  WannaBe: 100 days until College Football Kick-off.

215 days until Christmas.

May-24-16  Jim Bartle: <pb> Found a real treat. Mel Allen's radio call of the deciding game of the 1949 season, Boston vs. Yankees.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e72...

May-24-16
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  Phony Benoni: How about that? Now all I need is three free hours and a Ballantine Beer.
May-24-16  Jim Bartle: "multitask"
May-24-16  Jim Bartle: Actually it's 1:45. Different era.
May-24-16
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  Phony Benoni: Thought it said 2:45. I have a slow computer.
May-24-16  Jim Bartle: Oops, you're right. 1:45 is how much I had watched.

Really fun, since I've read the Halberstam book on that season. Terrible book, by the way, but still exciting.

May-25-16  Jim Bartle: Mel Allen has a nice rhythm as the announcer in that game but really is poor about giving key information.

For example in the middle of the ninth inning he just says Stengel is moving outfielders and puts Gene Woodling into leftfield. He doesn't even say that Woodling is entering the game and that DiMaggio is coming out. (DiMaggio was injured chasing a triple.)

Lot of things like that.

May-25-16
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  Phony Benoni: I thought a Red Sox - Yankees lasting only 1:45 sound suspicious!
May-25-16  Jim Bartle: It's not a full 2:45, though. There's a lot of the celebration after the game.

No discussion of the dimensions of the Stadium, of course, but there several balls hit over outfielders heads in left center and right center.

May-25-16  luftforlife: For anyone who can tune in NESN for tomorrow's Boston Red Sox coverage, the pregame festivities will feature a ceremony at which Wade Boggs's number will be retired. This will be followed by a rare and coveted appearance by <Carl Yastrzemski>, who will join Dave O'Brien and Jerry Remy in the broadcast booth during the first inning of the game against the Colorado Rockies. This will be one of only a few televised interviews he's given since his retirement, and promises to be entertaining -- maybe even illuminating. Not a plug for the network, but definitely a nod to Yaz -- my all-time favorite baseball player, and one of my few personal heroes, in or out of baseball. Thanks, Yaz! Go Sox! :)
May-25-16  Jim Bartle: I assume the Yaz inning will be broadcast from atop the Green Monster.
May-26-16  Boomie: <Phony Benoni>

I just noticed that you played in the 1975 US Open in Lincoln, Nebraska. So did I. The results are here - Game Collection: US Open 1975, Lincoln.

The Seattle crowd performed well above pay grade. A 13 year old Yaz scored 8.5 including his first GM scalp. This was an especially remarkable result as the kid had been playing for only 2 years, mostly clobbering me for lunch money. Vic Pupols finished tied for 4th with 9 points. Jim McCormick and I finished at 7.5, which was good enough for me to share the class B prize. At the awards ceremony, Yaz told me to laugh all the way to the bank...heh.

May-26-16
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  Phony Benoni: <Boomie> Lincoln 1975 was my first. One memory was helping Isaac Kashdan get into his room. The door locks at the Hilton were a bit tricky.

Then there was play Edward Schuyler Jackson in round 6 (and getting a draw, probably much to his disgust). If I had known then what I know now, I would have just let him talk at me for hours. So many questions he could have cleared up!

Another kid who made a big impression there was Joel Benjamin, who's a year younger than Yasser. How young was he? I was actually rated twelve points above him!

After the tournament, the Michigan players were talking about their goals for the next year. I said mine was to keep ahead of Joel Benjamin.

Sure enough, in round 1 at Fairfax 1976, I was one board ahead of Joel Benjamin! Of course, he was paired down while I was paired up, but still...

By the way, the 1975 collection is barely started. Right now I'm doing clean-up work on 1900-1969, and will resume new work afterward. I'm not looking forward to typing up some of those crosstables frm the 1970s -- if I can find them.

May-26-16
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  WannaBe: Good luck Darren, maybe you can put your great-great-grand-child's name on the list. NOW! =))

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...

May-26-16  luftforlife: It was uplifting to see Carl Yastrzemski on the field at Fenway Park during tonight's pregame ceremony, at which Wade Boggs became only the tenth Boston Red Sox player to have his jersey-number retired. It was touching and inspiring to see him and to hear him in the broadcast booth during the first inning.

Yaz recalled watching Wade consistently hit the Green Monster -- and repeatedly launch the ball into the right-field "bleachiz." (Yaz's accent is more New Shoreham than New Yawk.) He also recalled extracting every bit of advantage from what he called his modest talent; while most of his teammates arrived at ten o'clock in the morning for warmups, he routinely took batting practice at 7 a.m. with hitting-coach Walt Hriniak. He worked tirelessly to be the best he could be, and that's why he always draws the loudest ovation when he appears before the faithful at Fenway Park, and that's one reason I admire him.

Yaz called a David Ortiz two-run homer right from contact: he knew whereof he spoke. He loves the team, and he still watches every game. Such a joy to see Captain Carl Yastrzemski once again.

May-26-16  Jim Bartle: <...and repeatedly launch the ball into the right-field "bleachiz.">

Not that many times, actually.

May-26-16  luftforlife: <Jim Bartle>: I believe Yaz was referring to batting practice as well as to games played. Wade Boggs loved the Monster, but he was able to hit to all parts of Fenway Park, and that offensive versatility stood him in good stead.
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