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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Jul-07-16
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  saffuna: But the Giants must be overperforming terribly considering runs scored/runs given up.

They're 21 games over .500 but only plus 63 in runs scored. Washington is plus 99, and Chicago is an incredible plus 149.

Cubs are both the best offensive and the best defensive team in the National League. Offense I can understand, playing in a friendly park for hitters. But how great must their pitching be to have the lowest ERA playing in Wrigley Field?

Jul-07-16
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  saffuna: I thought this was kind of funny.

Jim Palmer was being interviewed at si.com, and the interviewer happened to mention that he and Tom Seaver were tied in career ERA, 2.86.

So Palmer said, "If you calculate that to two more decimals, you will see that mine was just a bit lower."

Jul-07-16
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  Phony Benoni: If the Giants have such inferior statistics, it would seem to me they are actually underperforming.
Jul-07-16
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  WannaBe: NFL Catch Rule - 2016 version 1.0

http://espn.go.com/blog/nflnation/p...

Quiz Monday.

Jul-07-16
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  perfidious: That anomaly is similar to the 2007 Red Sox team, which led the AL in earned run average.
Jul-07-16
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  Phony Benoni: I can't comment much on announcers these days, as I very rarely watch or listen to games. (Particularly when the Tigers' bullpen gets involved.) Too distracting. I tend to get caught up and can't get anything else done, and I'm way behind in more important work.

I seem to be announcer-impaired anyway. I think Joe Buck is fine, but nobody else in the country seems able to stand. him. I think his main sin is not being the hometown announcer they're used to.

Of course, with my hometown announcer growing up being Ernie Harwell, I know there are no other really good announcers around. But I do try to be broadminded. It's not their fault.

However, there is one thing up with I will not put. Battler hits long fly ball down the line, and it strikes the pole sticking up in the stands.

"Hone Run!", says Play-By-Play Guy. "It hit the Foul Pole!"

Color Analyst chimes in with typically profound remark. "You know, they should call that the Fair Pole, since a ball that hits it is fair."

"You're right, Color Analyst!" responds PBP Guy. And the spend the rest of the game referring to the Fair Pole at every opportunity, chortling over their brilliance and originality.

Look, guys. If you're gong to call it the Fair Pole, then call that chalk line on the field the Fair Line. They serve the same purpose, so they should have the same name.

Jul-07-16
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  Penguincw: < PB: I can't comment much on announcers these days, as I very rarely watch or listen to games. (Particularly when the Tigers' bullpen gets involved.) >

Hehe, I can tell. The Jays' bullpen hasn't been great this year either.

< I seem to be announcer-impaired anyway. I think Joe Buck is fine, but nobody else in the country seems able to stand. him. I think his main sin is not being the hometown announcer they're used to. >

I thought I was the only one. Me, I haven't watched much baseball live recently, but I don't really have too high expectations on the commentators. Just a decent sounding voice, being able to relay play-by-play, and demonstrating your general knowledge and awareness of baseball is good enough for me. In other words, nothing really annoys me.

I will say that this attitude does not apply to sports video game commentators. Here, everything they say annoys the hell out of me.

Jul-08-16
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  saffuna: All-Star Cubs infield!

Shades of 1957 as far as I'm concerned.

Let's look at shortstop:

Addison Russell, Cubs, starter: .242, 11 HRs, 75 runs/RBIs.

Corey Seager, Dodgers, sub: .303, 16 HRs, 100 runs/RBIs.

Trevor Story, Rockies, not an All-Star: .265, 21 HRs, 105 runs/RBIs.

Brandon Crawford, Giants, not an All-Star: .275, 8 HRs, 90 runs/RBIs.

Defense is important for a shortstop, I know, but Russell would have to be the next Ozzie Smith to be better than Seager or Story, and a lot better defensively than Crawford, who is considered to be an outstanding fielder.

Looks to me as if Russell shouldn't be on the team even as a reserve.

Jul-08-16
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  OhioChessFan: Zack Cozart, Reds, not an All-Star: .271, 14 HRs, 87 runs/RBIs

No way Russell should be on the team, but such is life.

Jul-08-16
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  saffuna: A lot of power from NL shortstops these days. I'm not paying much attention, but I have to figure these players do the job in the field as well.
Jul-08-16
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  saffuna: Theo Epstein either drafted or traded for 11 players in the All-Star game, either with Boston or the Cubs.

http://espn.go.com/boston/mlb/story...

Jul-08-16
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  WannaBe: Trivia time! Since it's almost All-Star break, I'll ask question on the ASG. =))

Background: All Star Game's managers are from the two teams that played in previous year's World Series.

Question: Two managers switched team after leading their team to the World Series. Who are they?

Clue 1: These two events happened 30 years apart.

Jul-08-16
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  saffuna: Johnny Keane switched from St. Louis to Yankees after 1964 World's Serious. Don't know the other one.
Jul-08-16
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  WannaBe: <saffuna> That is 'technical' correct, but Keane did not manage 1965 All-Star Game. =)
Jul-08-16
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  saffuna: I don't understand the question then.
Jul-08-16
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  WannaBe: <saffuna> Which managers, after leading their team to the World Series switched team and managed the All-Star Game next season.

There are only 2 that fits this description, and it happened 30 years apart.

I do realize the preface and the subsequent question are not clearly tied together.

Jul-08-16
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  WannaBe: Actually, <saffuna>, you should be DQ'd from answering this trivia question. =))
Jul-08-16
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  saffuna: That would have to be the All-Star manager of the champion from the other league, I guess. I really have no idea.
Jul-08-16
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  WannaBe: Clue 1: It happened 30 years apart.

Clue 2: <saffuna> should be DQ'd from answering this question.

Clue 3: First 'name' of the two managers share the same initial. Note, name is quoted.

Good Luck. =))

Jul-08-16
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  saffuna: OK, then. One appears to be a manager whose skin is covered with a layer of light dirt. His son once interfered in a major league baseball play.

The other I've got also I think. 29 years earlier. Not so sure about this one.

Jul-08-16
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  WannaBe: <saffuna> Yes, you got the first one.

Second one, with what you posted, I'm not so sure about that one, either! =))

But you should know him, since the first 'name' initial are the same.

Jul-08-16
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  saffuna: Second one was the manager of the "miracle" Boston Red Sox.
Jul-08-16
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  WannaBe: <saffuna> If you mean the 2004 BoSox, Nope. But he did manage the BoSox.
Jul-08-16
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  saffuna: No, the original miracle, with Yastrezemski and Lonborg.

Looking through retrosheet, I peeked at Eddie Stanky's anemic 1967 White Sox. That team, and Stanky, got all sorts of publicity aboout how they stayed in the race without any power (team highsof 18 homers and 62 RBIs).

Turns out it was a lights out pitching staff that did it, 2.45 team ERA. Haven't seen many better than that. The three year-long starters (Gary Peters, Joe Horlen, Tommy John) all were under 2.50. John had a 2.47 ERA and went 10-13.

I know that was a really low-scoring era, but that is a very good pitching staff. A touch better than St. Louis the next year, which had Gibson with 1.12.

Jul-08-16
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  WannaBe: Yes, he did manage the '67 BoSox, plus he played for the BoSox '63-'64.
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