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| May-02-04 | | iron maiden: I feel sorry for this guy. Every game he played, he got White-washed! |
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May-02-04
 | | tpstar: Whenever White plays Black, he's not in his white mind. Maybe it's time for new strategy = 1. f4 f5 2. Nf3 Nf6 3. Kf2 Kf7 4. c4 c5 5. Nc3 Nc6 6. Qc2 Qc7. Voila! The White Stripes Opening! |
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| Jun-01-04 | | GoodKnight: *groan*
So many bad puns... Making me feel ill...
Maybe I'll feel alwhite in a second...
(Couldn't resist!) |
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| Jun-01-04 | | technical draw: Stop all this nonsense white now!! |
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| Jun-01-04 | | capanegra: technical draw, you're back! I was missing you and your funny jokes, man. Where have you been all these months? |
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| Jun-01-04 | | nikolaas: White hook would we? It's funny to talk about white being black and black being white.
And...What we say is white.
Or would you say it's not weight?
If I begin to post bad lokes I'm irresistable. |
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| Jun-01-04 | | notsodeepthought: For more on the white-black dichotomy, here is Weiss (German for "white") playing Schwarz (German for "black"), in which Weiss had black and Schwarz had white...
A Schwarz vs Max Weiss, 1882 |
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| Jun-02-04 | | nikolaas: Mister De Wit ('the white' in dutch) playing black: Ivkov vs J De Wit, 1985
Mister De Zwart ('the black' in dutch) playing White: De Zwart,Johan vs O Van Veen, 2001
To make it even more complex there is a mister Leblanc ('the white' in french) that played black: Marionito Jose vs Paul Leblanc, 2001
Negro means also black but he played white: Negro Peres,J vs R Reinaldo Castineira, 2001 |
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| Jun-02-04 | | Dillinger: wow nik that is a nice piece of research! |
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| Jun-02-04 | | nikolaas: Thanks. But it's not everything: Clara means white and look: E Maahs vs H J Clara, 1990, the same for bianco: G Milos vs Bianco Valerio (ITA), 1990. And now I don't even talk of Blanco! R Portela vs R Blanco Estera, 1912
At this moment I don't find more... |
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| Jun-02-04 | | Dillinger: O yea, well Karadeniz is Turkish for the Black Sea but Emre Karadeniz drowns with the black pieces! |
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| Jun-02-04 | | tomh72000: <So it's true! White is black, and black is white!> This isn't Michael Jackson's page :) |
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| Jun-02-04 | | MoonlitKnight: <This isn't Michael Jackson's page :)>
No, but We've Got A Good Thing Going. |
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| Jun-02-04 | | MoonlitKnight: Try Jackson or V Jacko |
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| Sep-08-04 | | azaris: "When I am White, I win because I am White. When I am Black, I win because I am White." Made more sense when Boguljubov said it. |
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| Sep-08-04 | | lao tzu: <guys> that was dumb sure glad i didnt white anything : ) |
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| Nov-09-04 | | GoodKnight: Alwhite, alwhite! Enough already! Stop! Fin! Parada!
ENOUGH!
Ok... so he has a funny name.... but it pales in comparison with Imre Lovass. |
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Nov-09-04
| | tpstar: If these jokes are that bad, you could always erase them with some White-Out. Or suggest somebody else to discuss as a white-in candidate. But don't forget his greatest contribution to the game was keeping his King centralized until after the game was over, then moving it = the famous White Castle maneuver. |
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| Dec-14-08 | | WhiteRook48: What about the player named Black. He spent all his games as White and I don't know if he won them or not. |
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| Feb-06-09 | | whiteshark: White your turn! |
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| Feb-14-09 | | WhiteRook48: I usually play 1. f4 with the White pieces |
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| Mar-16-09 | | WhiteRook48: but I have dumped it and now play 1. d4 |
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| Nov-12-10 | | rapidcitychess: These old puns... They are just not White! |
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| Jun-06-12 | | Whitehat1963: It was Miss White in the conservatory with the wrench! |
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| Aug-06-13 | | norami: One thing I've noticed is that the white race is committing suicide. The black and Asian races are both strong and healthy and have good futures, but by the end of this century there won't be a single country on earth where whites are in the majority. By the end of next century there won't be any white people at all, except maybe a handful of old-timers in zoos with signs, "please don't feed the white people". |
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