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Annie K.
Member since Apr-02-04
Annie Kappel

This profile needs an update badly, but I don't have the time... :)

My YouTube channel, featuring pronunciations of non-English chess player names: http://www.youtube.com/user/AnnieK1...

I'm 45 y/o, of Transylvanian origin, living in Israel since childhood. I speak English (no, really), Hungarian (great language!), and Hebrew (if I must, which is often, for some reason).

Afflicted with an uncontrollable sense of humor and other highly controversial characteristics.

I learned chess as a child, but had no further opportunities to practice the game. Returned to it seriously around 2004, and have been hanging out here since.

Note: if I am not home (i.e., here), you can probably find me at the Domdaniel chessforum, the SwitchingQuylthulg chessforum, the visayanbraindoctor chessforum, or the chessgames.com chessforum! :)

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<My City of Moscow skits:>

<<<<<<>>>>> Kramnik's Party -> City of Moscow (kibitz #752)

<<<<<<>>>>> Sochi 2008: An F-Files Production -> City of Moscow (kibitz #774)

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<Game Collection: My GotD Puns>

<My favorites:>

All Your Baze Are Belong To Us - L Baze vs T Palmer, 2004 - GotD Mar-21-10

Y Yu No Claim Repetition? - Yu Yangyi vs M R Venkatesh, 2012 - GotD Jun-30-12

He Who Has E Tate is Lost - E Tate vs Y Shulman, 2001 - GotD Sep-22-16

How Many Roads Must Aman Walk Down? - S Shankland vs A Hambleton, 2014 - GotD Dec-23-16 (besides the obvious reason for the pun - a long King walk - note also the terms 'shank' and 'amble' embedded in the player names)

So me the Wei - W So vs Wei Yi, 2013 - GotD Jan-29-17

This Won't Borya Ider - B Ider vs Wei Yi, 2014 - GotD Apr-01-17 (follow-up to previous day's GotD, 'This Won't Borya')

Injun vs Engin' - Anand vs REBEL, 1997 - GotD Jan-06-2018

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<My other (linkable) site contributions:>

* The Player Names Pronunciation Project: http://www.chessgames.com/audio (or look for names with a loudspeaker icon in the Player Directory)

* Created on my suggestion: Biographer Bistro

* The first (now retired) Carlsen Dancing Rook: https://web.archive.org/web/2013040...

* The Caruana Dancing Rook:
http://www.chessgames.com/chessimag...

* The Hou Dancing Rook:
http://www.chessgames.com/chessimag...

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<<<<<<< MAJOR CHESS SITES <<>>>>>>>>>

<< Correspondence chess <<<<<<>>>>>>>>

< ChessWorld -> http://www.chessworld.net

ChessWorld is my new main chess playing base. It's a rather restrictive site for non-paying members, but one of the best sites for paying members. The full features include excellent interface options and first class study and analysis resources. Nice community, likeable admin. Paid membership recommended.

< Update: while I will leave the original entry for ChessWorld as-is, I have by now been a member of the site for 2 years, and am now an admin there. I still think the site is one of the best, and the <other> admins are nice. :p >

My ChessWorld profile: http://www.letsplaychess.com/chessc...

< Queen Alice -> http://www.queenalice.com

Queen Alice is a charming site - well behaved players, decent admin, site design visually very pleasant. It is also completely free. Unfortunately, it lacks team play, the interface and resources are relatively simple, and it can be frustratingly slow (loading times). Nevertheless warmly recommended.

My QueenAlice profile: http://www.queenalice.com/player.ph...

< GameKnot -> http://gameknot.com

GameKnot is technically an excellent site, however I would not recommend it to the serious player who is looking for a site to settle in, due to an anti$ocial admin with ju$t one $ingle intere$t in hi$ $ite... oop$, $orry about the typo$.

My GameKnot profile: http://gameknot.com/stats.pl?annie-....

<< Other chess sites <<<<<<>>>>>>>>

< FICS - the Free Internet Chess Server -> http://www.freechess.org

FICS is a great site to play chess at various faster time controls. There are a few difficulties getting started with it - first, it can be hard to find an email they will accept for registration; and second, there's a lot of site code to learn. But it's worth the hassle. :)

< ChessCube -> http://www.chesscube.com

ChessCube is quite good for fast time control games - provided you have a strong computer with broadband, as the site is entirely Flash based, which means it takes considerable computer resources to load. The site is nominally free, but heavily commercialized with all sorts of frills that can be purchased on it.

< Emrald Chess Tactics Server -> http://chess.emrald.net

Emrald is not a playing site - it is an invaluable tactical training asset. The only problem with it is also the difficulty of finding an "acceptable" email address to register with; but once past that hurdle, the site deserves nothing but praise.

It's a completely free site. You can play (practice) there as a guest, but they recommend registering, so that their program can keep track of your progress, in order to assign you puzzles best suited to your current level. I strongly second that recommendation. Register and always play logged in! It will make a huge difference in the site's ability to help you improve. An issue that scares some people off Emrald is that your progress is tracked via a "rating system", and because of the high importance they assign to speed, if you are not used to finding tactics fast, your rating will be very low at first - and many people are simply embarrassed to play logged in for that reason. Don't let it bother you! If you let embarrassment hold you back from letting the site help you improve to the best of its ability, you are only shooting yourself in the foot, and nobody else really cares that much anyway. ;p

A few of the people I've recommended Emrald to, had dropped it after a brief trial with remarks along the lines of "Oh, it's a blitz training site. I don't play blitz, so I don't like their obsession with speed." That reaction is absolutely wrong - and it's also one that many people who try the site out for only a short time are likely to have, if only because players who are used to being rated, say, 2000 and above, at corr. chess sites, are going to be annoyed and put on the defensive about finding themselves rated as low as 1200-1300 at Emrald, and will wish to dismiss the "insulting" site.

Yes, the Emrald rating system is heavily influenced by speed. But thinking that the site's purpose is blitz training is a complete misunderstanding of the lesson taught. The real purpose of Emrald practice is not to improve your blitz skills, but to train you to recognize dozens of tactical themes and opportunities AT A GLANCE - which will not only save you time in games of any time control, but is often the only way you will catch them AT ALL. Those brilliant tactical shots that can be seen in anyone's collection of "most memorable games", are often moves that will either occur to you as soon as you glance at the position, or you will miss them altogether. That's what Emrald really teaches - tactical chess intuition.

<Intuition in chess can be defined as the first move that comes to mind when you see a position. --- <Viswanathan Anand>>

<Personally, I am of the view that if a strong master does not see such a threat at once he will not notice it, even if he analyses the position for twenty or thirty minutes. --- <Tigran Petrosian >>

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^ TL;DR.

Any other questions, feel free to ask. I might even answer. ;p

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   Annie K. has kibitzed 8212 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Sep-15-20 S Mariotti vs A Geller, 1990
 
Annie K.: The Black player in this game has been corrected from Efim to Alexander Geller. Thanks. :)
 
   Sep-14-20 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Annie K.: <MissS> ah, yes, the key term "I challenged her" - that pretty much describes the previous post too, which was a blown out of all proportion tirade about the severity of the Player of the Day (not the entire homepage as claimed, which I check on almost every midnight, ...
 
   Sep-12-20 Champions Showdown Chess 9LX (2020) (replies)
 
Annie K.: Note: if you can't see the games, please set your game viewer to pgn4web (in the box under the game score) - but remember to set it back to our default viewer Olga in the end, as it is about to be upgraded soon, and will be the best of our viewers. :)
 
   Sep-04-20 Chessgames Bookie chessforum (replies)
 
Annie K.: The logs have been checked, and the top places are cleared. Congratulations to winner <moronovich>, the other 5 qualifiers, and the rest of the top 10! :) We have opened the Fall Leg, so if anything turns up, betting can start immediately, but we have no official schedule for
 
   Aug-01-20 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Annie K.: <Tab> The WCC pages are tied in with some special functions, and changing them can cause far-ranging problems at this time (remember when merely changing the WCC page titles caused stats to disappear from the pages of participating players?), so let's take this up again after
 
   Jul-29-20 Ding Liren vs Leko, 2020
 
Annie K.: Identical to K Stupak vs E Shtembuliak, 2020 .
 
   Jul-24-20 Annie K. chessforum (replies)
 
Annie K.: A fun conversation from 2016... :) <Daniel:> I’ve come to learn a lot about what sports broadcasting must be like. Actually I learned about it long before CG when I worked at a newspaper. If there is a sporting event you MUST be excited about it, from a business ...
 
   Jul-22-20 Biel (2020) (replies)
 
Annie K.: It gets worse - the chess24 intro says "In case of a tie for first place chess960 rapid games will be played", but in fact the official site specifies that the chess960 tiebreaks in question are the ACCENTUS 960 games - which have already been played on the 18th, the event's first ...
 
   Jul-21-20 Csom vs A Yusupov, 1982
 
Annie K.: The only requirement for this excellent pun is to pronounce Csom correctly. Which means, as "Chom". :)
 
   Jul-17-20 K Pedersen vs G F Kane, 1972 (replies)
 
Annie K.: <jith> thank you for the always helpful directions. :) So all 12 Pedersen games we have in Chess Olympiad Final-A (1972) games are about to be reassigned from Eigil to Karl.
 
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Dec-10-16  visayanbraindoctor: In a few minutes Dumot avatars had nearly reached Dulonan airbase.

Amok 1000 in the lead APC fired two anti-tank missiles into the entrance outpost, blowing it up together with the guards that were waving their hands for the convoy to stop. The APC’s did not slow down. They barreled through the entrance’s barriers and into the base. Avatars jumped off the APC’s. Now armed with AK 470 assault rifles and Dragun sniper rifles acquisitioned from the police station, they shot at any and all personnel visible to them with their usual accuracy and proficiency. Their speed made them look like moving blue and red specters to the humans, making it impossible for the latter to shoot back at them accurately.

All over the airbase, surprised human defenders fell to one or two bullets shot with inhuman precision into their heads and thoraxes.

One undetected airman in a weapons depot managed to fire an RPG toward a squad of avatars from a small window on the second floor. Two of the avatars took fatal shrapnel hits to the brain. Their teammates suffered wounds that would have been fatal to humans, but their bodies reacted by beginning to heal immediately. One of them picked herself off the ground, a short length of ileum showing out of a hole through her anterior abdominal wall. She aimed at the RPG bearer with her Dragun rifle, and shot him through the forehead at two hundred meters.

The wounded avatar relaxed her abdominal muscles in order to lessen the pressure inside the abdominal cavity, pushed her intestine back in, took out an absorbable suture from a shirt pocket, and began suturing and closing the hole. The other survivors did the same procedure on their lacerations, applied airtight patches on thorax wounds in order to prevent pneumothorax, and realigned fractured limbs. The wounded avatars then took out Bugu coins from their cargo pants’ pockets and swallowed them in order to aid their preternaturally fast healing processes. Their two dead comrades dissipated into blue and red dust.

In a few minutes, the entire base had fallen to the Dumots.

‘Sugo, tune in to the military landlines.’ Lili turned to the avatars. ‘Listen to this.’

A speaker on a table computer in front of Lili was broadcasting the last words of a radioman.

‘Yes sir. I can confirm that Dulonan Airbase has fallen to Dumots. Army bases along the border must be warned. There are less than a hundred Dumots involved, on a dozen APCs taken from the Dulonan City Central Police station.’

‘Yes sir. You can assume all our base equipment and aircraft are now in their hands when you counter-attack.’

A wide screen monitor suddenly flared to life, showing an avatar’s tabcom’s view of a serviceman in uniform talking into a landline telephone in a small office room. A bullet hole appeared on the radioman’s head, as the avatar that bore the tabcom shot him with her AK 470.

Dec-16-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  Domdaniel: <A> Congrats on your Britney/Systemsson Klu.

But I thought pop music was a closed book to you? Or is it just the kind of music that I like?

Dec-16-16
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  SwitchingQuylthulg: <Annie> What exactly was your role in preparing the Klu Hunt? Is there any way it could be expanded in the future to include proofreading the explanations?
Dec-16-16
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  Annie K.: <Dom> I heard quite a lot of mainstream pop up to the mid-nineties or so. I was just on my way out when Britney was on her way in. ;)

<Switch> various... what seems to be the problem? ;)

Dec-16-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  SwitchingQuylthulg: The explanations have quite a few typos and other errors... I feel like this list is missing something, but at the very least we already have:

#5 - <This is one of the critical games in her road the championship.>

#6 - <A reference to an unsual comment about funnel cakes>

#20 - <Now, treat the chess move as hexademical numbers>

#26 - <At that stage, there are no expamples of Fischer playing the position.>

On top of which, #16 seems to imply that the title "Inconceivable" has something to do with YouTube, and #19 just plain hurts the eyes... and #3 treats the name "Siri" as if it were an acronym.

(I also feel #7 is deeply flawed because the klu strongly implies there's a game where all that happens, when in fact there's no such game; but that's not an explanation problem.)

Dec-16-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  Annie K.: <Switch> your objections have been noted... ;)
Dec-16-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  OhioChessFan: Yanno, <Annie>, I've always thought of you as a person who doesn't believe in <really> staying in between the lines. So, uh, do you <really> want to stay between the lines in regards to a disscusion of the Klu Hunt?
Dec-16-16
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  OhioChessFan: #6- <This is one of the critical games in her to road the championship.>
Dec-16-16
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  Annie K.: Oh, not at all, I pick my own way. It just so happens that the lines are following along on both sides of me. ;p
Dec-16-16
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  OhioChessFan: Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.........
Dec-20-16
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  Domdaniel: <A> Great Klu. I posted two relevant hints - Webster and listening ... and then gave up. Shoulda gone further.
Dec-20-16
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  Annie K.: Thanks. :) I know, I was reading the Café, but couldn't post, for the obvious reason that I didn't want to remind certain friends of mine of my involvement with the Klu Hunt just then... ;p
Dec-20-16
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  Domdaniel: <A> I know you said it was a collaboration between you and Daniel - but had you seen the full Klu in advance? Did you know the solution?

And I accept your incorruptibility, but might there be more klus from you this year? Should I approach the more interesting klus by going "what would Annie do?" ...?

Dec-21-16  Alien Math: <Annie K.>! nice klue :) and <Domdaniel> are right that once peoples saw your name while the clue was still active they would have gone right towards a certain page to see if those audio help files were available on an English sounding player
Dec-23-16
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  Domdaniel: <A> Not to mention that your profile refers to "Non-English chess player names".
Dec-23-16
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  Annie K.: Quite. We picked an English name on purpose, that should have tipped y'all off! And credit to Daniel, you can't get much more English than Webster. ;)
Dec-24-16
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  SwitchingQuylthulg: <Annie> Merry Christmas!

The Klu Hunt's (practically) over, the spelling errors have been "fixed"... can you <now> reveal exactly what your role was?

Dec-24-16  WinKing: Merry Christmas to you <AnnieK.>! :)
Dec-24-16
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  Penguincw: Happy Holidays <Annie>. :)
Dec-24-16
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  Annie K.: Merry Christmas, everybody! :)

(I'll do the rounds at New Year's as usual...)

<WinKing> btw, you're still on for running the next Spring leg at the Bookie, I hope? :)

<Switch> well, it really can't be described much better than "various". It wasn't a defined role; I saw a lot of the klus, helped work out details, or just helped check them, added some of my own, etc. After you pointed out the spelling issues, I went over some of the explanations too. (Btw, in.re. klu #20, Daniel says 18. Bxb6 Bxc4 is one move - move 18... I don't really agree, but at least he has a case. Anyways, how do you feel about running the Championship leg at the moment? ;)

Dec-24-16
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  SwitchingQuylthulg: <Annie: (Btw, in.re. klu #20, Daniel says 18. Bxb6 Bxc4 is one move - move 18... I don't really agree, but at least he has a case.)>

I don't agree with that either - but my complaint was always more about "hexademical"...

And as <Ohio> noted, #5 is still wrong, just in a different way.

<Anyways, how do you feel about running the Championship leg at the moment? ;)>

No way, not after everything that happened (and didn't happen...) during the Spring Leg.

Dec-24-16
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  Annie K.: <hexademical> heheh, well, it has all the right stuff...

<#5> but it's right in the title! ;p

<Bookie> hmm ok, sorry to hear that. It's been a busy year. :(

Dec-24-16  WinKing: <Annie K.: <WinKing> btw, you're still on for running the next Spring leg at the Bookie, I hope? :)>

You betcha! For sure, for sure. ;)

Dec-25-16  Alien Math: <Annie K.> Merry Christmas!
Dec-28-16  visayanbraindoctor: Chapter 58. Bloody Sunset 6

(Viewing Events in Dulonan City After the Take-over of Dulonan Airbase: )

Three convoys made of APCs and Bramsa tanks roared out of Dulonan.

‘So that’s how a WDF aero drone surveillance video of an armored column looks like. Where are they headed?’ Bugsay asked.

‘I don’t know, but a combat avatar like me would cut off the main bridge over Dulonan River that links Dulonan City to the Central Antigua Nations, secure the Buwag Mountain pass to the Iladistani north west regions, and take the Linaw naval base south of Dulonan City,’ Ihap conjectured. ‘Captain Sugo, are the Veiled Commission codes Commissioner Duwa transmitted to you via our quantum encrypted channel still allowing you access to WDF communications?’

Captain Sugo nodded. ‘Yes. It’s remarkable; it seems that the WDF has access to practically all Teran communications and broadcasts, and now so do I, just as Commissioner Duwa promised. I don’t know how long this will last though. The Commissioners have not notified me for how long this will continue. I’ll patch in to the Dumots’ communications again. This is a recording of their CO’s orders a few minutes ago.’

Amok 1000’s voice came out of the computer speakers.

‘As you know we are spread thin. We have sent avatars all over Dulonan province in order to purge the towns of police and military and to neutralize Unitemplist presence. They carried out the purge of the potential armed groups simultaneously with our attack on Dulonan airbase, but as of now are still busy neutralizing Unitemplists. We also have to employ avatars to occupy this base. However priority is to secure three important strategic positions.’

‘Convoy 1: Cut off the main bridge over Dulonan River. I’m assigning five avatars. CO is Amok 1001. Take a Bramsa tank and an APC. You are to neutralize the Iladistani border guards by the river, and forcibly disallow any further traffic through the bridge.

Convoy 2: Take the main army base on the northern part of the Buwag mountain range. If you fail, fall back and secure the North Buwag Mountain pass. Block that pass. Destroy any and all Iladistani forces that try to cross into Dulonan Province from the North. I am assigning 40 avatars. CO is Amok 1006. Take five Bramsa tanks and ten APCs.

Convoy 3: Take the naval base in Linaw Province south of Dulonan City. It is on the shore side of Linaw lake and swampland, with only one large highway leading to it. If you succeed, prep yourselves for receiving supply ships from Alogostan. I am assigning 40 avatars. CO is Amok 1050. Take five Bramsa tanks and 15 APCs. You should easily succeed. It’s a naval base and isn’t as heavily defended from land attacks, unlike the Buwag Army base.

East of our area is the southeast extension of the Buwag mountain range that provides a barrier to the rest of central Iladistan. The two squads I have previously sent have already destroyed the two main mountain bridges there.

If we succeed in our tasks above, we would have secured Dulonan airbase in a small south western portion of Iladistan, and with it most of its aircraft assets.’

Ihap was nodding in agreement. ‘See, they are following my recommendations.’

‘It’s not only the strategic and military value of those bases,’ Lili added. ‘Western Iladistan during the Great Dark War was a majority Unitemplist region, and culturally closer to the central Antiguan nations, which possess sizable Iladistani minority groups. I know this quite well because I grew up there during my stint as a child bride. In Western Iladistan, food and dishes taste blander. People tend to abstain from alcohol, nicotine, and any kind of drug. They wear robes, scarfs, and veils a lot more than Easterners. Women are generally prohibited from working and end up mostly as closeted wives in Buya marriages. The Western dialect has been enforced as standard Iladistani since the Unitemplist takeover. However, much of Central and Eastern Iladistan has resisted and still retain their dialects. When I was assigned in eastern Ngit-ngit City in the past, and I did not want to be bothered by questions, I just spoke in an exaggerated Western accent and answered that I had just transferred to the city because I was poor and I heard working in the Piers as a vendor paid off well, something that I could not do in Western Iladistan. That explained to nosy Easterners why I had no family and was unfamiliar with some of the City’s details.’

‘Records aren’t clear but it seems that Western Iladistan was part of the Central Antigua sphere of influence during the pre-Shift era. During the end of the Dark War, the WDF placed the Western region within the territory of Iladistan, probably as a way to degrade the power of the rising Unitemplist Nations. Eastern Iladistan was quite secular. If that was the plan, then it eventually backfired as the Unitemplists gained control of the whole of Iladistan at the end of WW3. They purged the Easterners, and converted the whole Nation into a strict theocracy.’

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