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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Mar-21-12
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  keypusher: <Phony Benoni: I cannot understand the Tebow move. It looks like a bad deal for Denver (two low-range draft picks?), a bad deal for the Jets (just signed Sanchez long-range), and I still don't think it's a good deal for Tebow.>

Tebow is a little like Fischer in one way. Arguments about Fischer's place in the chess pantheon tend to get very heated because his career is so unlike practically any other great 20th century player. So depending on what you focus on you can make a pretty good case for him as the GOAT (Greatest of All Time) or barely top 10.

Tebow is more perplexing if anything. One of the greatest college football players of all time, a very good runner (though I think both Michael Vick and Cam Newton are better), all those comebacks. Terrific close to the goal line and in short yardage. If you look up intangibles in the dictionary you'd find his picture.

But...as a passer he's not even average for a backup NFL QB. He's awful. I remember someone posting his passing statistics for the last five games he played last year (including the playoff win over the Steelers). They were almost laughably bad. You would expect anyone playing that way to get benched, if not cut. The Broncos lost four of those five games.

Tebow seems to be an incredibly hard worker, and quite smart. I saw a quote from someone saying as a rookie he knew more about other teams' defenses than any rookie the guy had ever seen. So I imagine his problems as a passer don't stem from lack of effort.

He's actually above-average at throwing long passes. But at every other kind of throw that NFL quarterbacks have to make, he's beyond bad (by NFL standards). Practically every kid in America throws a football at some point; the 32 or so who are best at it wind up as starting quarterbacks in the NFL. Maybe Tebow just isn't one of those 32, and never will be.

In which case, what is he? Not even someone you'd want to be your #2 QB, especially given his rabid fanbase that would want him in the second your starting QB threw an interception. He's a wildcat QB, maybe a good TE or H-back if he is willing to be. If that's right, then a fourth-round pick seems about right, maybe a little high (I think the Broncos and Jets agreed to exchange late-round picks).

I do agree the deal doesn't make a lot of sense for the Jets. As I'm sure you know, though, Tony Sparano is their offensive coordinator, and he some success with the Wildcat in Miami. I'm sure Tebow could run it better than Ronnie Brown. It will never be the Jets' main offense though; it was never Miami's.

As for Denver, it's widely believed that they were crazy to spend a 1st round pick on Tebow, and the guy who did it is long gone, so that's a sunk cost. They got market for him by getting a fourth. Manning's backups in Indy hardly ever even got on the field, so I can't believe Manning would want Tebow around.

Mar-22-12  technical draw: The highest earning baseball player is Alex Rodriguez. The third highest is Derek Jeter. Who's the second?

Ans: Joe Mauer.

Joe who?

Mar-22-12  Jim Bartle: I would have thought Pujols is one of the top three.

Mauer is a three-time batting champion (and best BA, OBP, and slugging average in 2009) with a lifetime .320 batting average. Pretty darn good for a catcher, and a very good defensive one at that.

But checking his record, I see he's never scored nor driven 100 runs in a season. He's usually had only 500 AB or so, but I would have expected some higher totals.

Mar-22-12
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  OhioChessFan: That's 2 really bad blocking fouls called against Wisconsin. And I have <never> seen a team move so much when setting screens as Syracuse. How in the world aren't they being called for that?
Mar-22-12  Jim Bartle: I've got the game on, but I'm sort of half-watching. Every time I look Syracuse looks as if they're killing them, yet the score is close.

And when did Jim Boeheim get so old?

Mar-22-12
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  OhioChessFan: Great game. Hard to believe Syracuse is that good without Melo. Did I mention I have <never> seen a team move so much when setting screens?
Mar-22-12  Jim Bartle: Yes, I seem to remember something like that.

An odd defense from Syracuse, that zone. It looks as if they leave a man unguarded near the basket on the post, but it turns out to be tough to get the ball to the guy (#40 for Wisconsin). But I thought the Wisconsin player could have been moving around a lot more, trying to get really open.

I guess Syracuse has used that zone for 30 years. They sure have to count on their guys being really quick to recover if they're beaten.

Mar-22-12
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  WannaBe: Mich. State is having a hard time vs. Louisville...
Mar-22-12
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  WannaBe: I think the Spartys are done, even with Magic sitting & rooting in the stands...
Mar-22-12  Jim Bartle: So Michigan State is out.

But I predict that one team from Ohio will advance to the Eastern finals.

Mar-23-12
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  WannaBe: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-s...

Also, game of the day, Kentucky-Indiana, Hoosiers handed the Wildcats their only loss of the season, back on Dec. 10th in Indiana (73-72)...

Mar-23-12  Jim Bartle: Didn't Kentucky lose to Vanderbilt as well?

Ohio State avoided a three-game sweep-out of the Big Ten last night, hammering Cincinnati in the second half. They look to have a very good team.

Mar-23-12
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  WannaBe: <JB> Details, details! That was SEC tournament. (So, I goofed in my post =))

See if the other Ohio school can beat Nor. Carolina tonight.

Mar-23-12  Jim Bartle: I would guess it's the end of the line for Ohio U. vs. North Carolina, but you never know. Xavier vs. Baylor, I don't have the slightest idea.

Kentucky vs. Indiana does sound like an exciting name, even though I couldn't name a single player for Indiana, and only a couple for Kentucky. Both are such traditional powers, and neighbors.

Mar-23-12
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  WannaBe: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news;_y...

So we come full 'circle'...

Manning -> Denver
Tebow -> Jets
Stanton -> Indianapolis

Mar-23-12
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  WannaBe: Just heard of this book, gotta pick up a copy.

http://www.amazon.com/Dont-Put-Me-C...

Mar-23-12  Jim Bartle: The NBA version of that book could be written by Scott Hastings. He was a benchwarmer best known for inventing the "trillion" in the box score, for a player who played a few minutes but had all zeros on the rest of the stat sheet.

He also said, "I'm often mentioned in the same breath as Larry Bird. They say, 'That Scott Hastings, he sure isn't any Larry Bird.'"

Mar-23-12
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  WannaBe: Xavier looks done, how about Ohio U. and N. Carolina! Great game!! 1 point game with 5 min. Left!
Mar-23-12
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  WannaBe: How about this game!!! Tie game N. Carolina with the ball.
Mar-23-12
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  WannaBe: And we are going OT!!!!
Mar-23-12
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  WannaBe: Horrible OT play by Ohio U. But still dow by 3.
Mar-23-12
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  WannaBe: Great game between Ohio U. and UNC, now we get IU and KU!!
Mar-24-12
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  WannaBe: IU and KU scored more points than some of the NBA games that I've seen...
Mar-24-12  brankat: You are still very young :-)
Mar-24-12
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  WannaBe: http://espn.go.com/dallas/mlb/story...

$4.5 X 6 = $27, pretty good deal for a family.

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