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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18635 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Mar-30-11  technical draw: Trying to find out how the LA Dodgers got their name I found this:

<By 1890, New Yorkers routinely called anyone from Brooklyn a "trolley dodger", due to the vast network of street car lines criss-crossing the borough as people dodged trains to cross the streets. When the second Washington Park burned down early in the 1891 season, the team moved to nearby Eastern Park, which was bordered on two sides by street car tracks. That's when the team was first called the Brooklyn Trolley Dodgers. That was soon shortened to Brooklyn Dodgers.

Possibly because of the "street character" nature of Jack Dawkins, the "Artful Dodger" in Charles Dickens' Oliver Twist, sportswriters in the early 20th Century began referring to the Dodgers as the "Bums".>

Dem Bums!

Mar-30-11
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  WannaBe: Now, in LA, we are busy dodging bullets and cars! But we are still the Dodgers!
Mar-30-11  Jim Bartle: Yeah, but they haven't been the REAL Dodgers, the Dodgers we Northern Californians loved to hate, ever since the O'Malleys sold the team. Boooo!
Mar-31-11  playground player: I can't believe it's Opening Day at Yankee Stadium on March 31, with rain today and snow in the forecast for tonight.

"Take me out to the ball game, take me out to the crowd--" At $275 a ticket...
"Buy me some peanuts and cracker jack--"
$5.50 for a little box of cracker jack, $12.50 for a beer, hope you don't want a hot dog, too... "I don't care if we never come back--"
Blow enough mortgage payments or grocery bills on a day at the ballpark, and there might not be anything to come back to.

Mar-31-11  Deus Ex Alekhina: Cabrera Sobriety Watch 2011 (multiple choice: sober/buzzed/wasted/hungover). Result - Sober. Congrats! 161 more games to go.
Mar-31-11
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  keypusher: <playground player: I can't believe it's Opening Day at Yankee Stadium on March 31, with rain today and snow in the forecast for tonight.

"Take me out to the ball game, take me out to the crowd--" At $275 a ticket... >

I noticed an ad for Yankee season tickets in the New York Law Journal yesterday. The Yankees don't advertise <there> regularly. The fan base seems to be a little dispirited.

Mar-31-11
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  Phony Benoni: Take me out to the ballgame,
Take me out to the cold.
Buy me some coffee that's piping hot,
I won't care if the temperature's not
Over twenty-seven at game time
With wind chills that are a shame.
And there's ONE!
TWO!
THREE! feet of snow
At the old ball game.
Mar-31-11  Jim Bartle: What I noticed a year or so ago at Yankee Stadium is that most of the seats are filled, except a lot of those right around home plate, the most expensive ones.

The Giants are playing in LA tonight at Dodger Stadium. Not so long ago it was considered the greatest stadium in baseball, certainly among the newer stadiums. I was amazed when I went to some games in the late 70s. (I was in seats you may recognize, keypusher: the O'Melveny and Myers box.)

Now it's one of the oldest parks in the majors, and considered ordinary at best.

Apr-01-11  playground player: <Jim Bartle> The $275 seats I'm talking about are not those choice seats around home plate--I can't even guess what they cost. No, those are the seats my wife and I used to pay $15 for when we used to go to games in the 1980s and 90s.
Apr-02-11  takchess: H Olafsson vs J Levitt, 1990

Sunday puzzle 2004, I ran across it in Aagaard Attacking Manual when he is discussing the pin.

Apr-02-11
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  Phony Benoni: <takchess> Thanks. It's going to be hard to track down all the puzzles before 2006.
Apr-02-11
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  Phony Benoni: I happened to tune in briefly to a tennis match today between Victoria Azarenka and Maria Sharapova. (Had to cut-and-paste the names from Google.) After a couple of points, I closed my eyes and found that I could follow the course of the match just as well by listening to the sounds coming from each player.

Now, I can understand it when players grunt. They're working hard out there. But when did they start doing the bird calls?

Apr-02-11
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  OhioChessFan: I can't watch women's tennis. The shrieking is ridiculous. Sharapova may be easy on the eyes but she's hard on the ears.
Apr-03-11
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  chancho: I watched a bit and changed it.
Who can forget Monica Seles back in the day
with that annoying shriek of hers?

AHHHEEE! AHHHEEE!

Apr-03-11  takchess: If you being overly ambitious here is a way to google within the chessgames.com website only. site:chessgames.com + keywords. Perhaps this might be of help but alot of work
Apr-03-11
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  Phony Benoni: <takchess> Thanks for the hint, but a Google-type search can be done here by using the "Search Kibitzing" function.

The best method I've found so far is to search the kibitzes of a dedicated poster to the daily puzzle. (For example. on the "Search Kibitzing" page, type <user: "takchess"> for a complete list of all your kibitzes). For 2006 to the present, I've followed <dzechiel>, who is ideal since he posts nearly every day, indicates the move number of the puzzle, and rarely posts elsewhere. Compiling these collections was made a whole lot easier by his efforts.

However, the daily puzzle dates back to March, 2003 and <dzechiel> didn't start posting until 2006. Those previous years are going to be harder, but I have some good ideas of people to follow.

Using Google doesn't sound very efficient anyway, because there are no terms to check which are consistently used. For example, the actual phrase "Puzzle of the Day" rarely appears.

There are a lot of game collections based on puzzles as well, but besides incompleteness the collectors rarely indicate the date of the puzzle. This means I have to look at every single entry to see if I already have it or not, or even if it was a Puzzle. A couple of <LifeMasterAJ>'s collections did help fill in some holes, but going through those will be a last resort if I can't find good kibitzers to follow.

Apr-03-11
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  Phony Benoni: Sea gulls are not an uncommon sight here in Detroit, even several miles away from the river. But today was the first time I heard one squawking and looked around for a tennis match.
Apr-03-11  takchess: I got it......

Waybackmachine.org created daily snapshots of the web as part of the internet archiving projects. So although not complete you have a lot of 2006 homepages here.

take a look at this link and click on a day.

http://waybackmachine.org/200601010...

No case too small or too large-
Encyclopedia Brown 8)

Apr-03-11  takchess: Also here is the earliest chessgames.com web snapshot they have on file from January 2002

http://replay.waybackmachine.org/20...

"Introducing the new feature Kibitzer's Cafe."

Apr-03-11
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  Phony Benoni: <takchess> Ah, thank you! That should be very useful! I may be able to add a few entries on the Game of the Day collections as well.
Apr-03-11  dzechiel: <PB> Glad to help, but you will have to work extra hard during the times I took vacations.
Apr-06-11  takchess: This fellow seems to have commented on some older game. Perhaps a good one to follow.

User: talchess2003

Apr-07-11  shivasuri4: <Phony Benoni>,thanks for your lovely contibutions to the GOTD and the POTD.You have become to the GOTD what <dzechiel> has been for ages to the POTD.Even if the puzzle is simple or the GOTD is silly,I make sure I read both of your posts everyday(unless either of you are on vacation).Along with <Once> and a few others,you are making CG a wonderful community to stay in.
Apr-07-11  shivasuri4: By the way,that's a lovely biography you have put together.
Apr-07-11
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  Phony Benoni: <shivasuri4> Thank you.
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