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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-14-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

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Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Jan-14-26 Tata Steel Masters (2026) (replies)
 
offramp: This is going to be one of the best 21st century tournaments. I am expecting lots of great games and unexpected results. I have two favourites: <Giri and Abdusattorov>. I am thinking about draws among the Indians, and between the Uzbeks. <Would anyone be interested in a ...
 
   Jan-14-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: I am going to run two competitions but it's possible I am the only entrant.
 
   Jan-14-26 Garry Kasparov
 
offramp: <Petrosianic>. I dislike stories about the 3rd Reich... Kasparov was expounding about Molotov and Stalin and the Germans. I could have followed the details but I <hate> checking WWII facts on Google because you get sucked into a whirlwind of right-wing horror. So I am ...
 
   Jan-14-26 J Puccini vs J P Gomez, 2015 (replies)
 
offramp: Good pun and a good game. The final move is hard-to-spot! I was expecting some hay-maker final blow, but it is a quiet move. In fact, that last move, 19. Qd2, could be a <CREEPING MOVE>. Creeping moves can only made by queens; Spassky specialised in them.
 
   Jan-14-26 Dickson
 
offramp: The modern version is: <Innit wot I done better what I ain't never done ain't I ever dun I wot I ain't never done INNIT??>
 
   Jan-13-26 C Gilberg vs Dickson, 1866 (replies)
 
offramp: That's a great pun, and the game has a really good ending! BTW, Sally Simpson, instead of referencing the Washington Bridge, would you be interested in buying the Brooklyn Bridge?
 
   Jan-13-26 Caro-Kann, Panov-Botvinnik Attack (B14)
 
offramp: TAKE the pawn on d5 and KEEP it and win! Ah HAA HA HA HA HA!!!
 
   Jan-13-26 G L House vs S Williams, 2018
 
offramp: The move that surprised me was 17...c6. °°°°°°° This is the 10,000th episode of the Famous Dutch Queen manoeuvre: ...Qe8 then ...Qh5.
 
   Jan-12-26 Georg Rotlewi (replies)
 
offramp: <Chessical>, Rotlewi was described as a "tireless walker". At first I read that he was a "wireless talker"... Like Kramnik's non-stop internet complaints on YouTube.
 
   Jan-12-26 A Somoff vs A Spice, 2008
 
offramp: <whiteshark>. Spice controls the whole board.
 
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May-20-18  zborris8: Aren't <BigPawn's> posts meant as satire? I thought that was the case.
May-21-18
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  offramp: <zborris8>, I had never thought of that. It hadn't occurred to me because I see so few of his posts. I am not sure if he plays chess. Politics seems all-important to him so he only posts at Rogoff.

I renounced all types of politics thirty years ago, and I have never regretted it.

Politics is bad.

May-24-18  WinKing: Hi <offramp>,

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May-25-18
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  offramp: Test match v Pakistan going very badly. On the first day England managed only 184 runs against a young Pakistan side.

Today the English bowling has not been good, and in reply, near the end of Day 2, the visitors are 309-5.

Dear oh dear. There are three days left in this game, though, so it could all change.

On the plus side, this morning I saw a totally superb film: <Hatchet> (2006). A funny but freakishly gory slasher set in the bayou, whatever that is. Robert Englund and Rip Torn make small appearances. It's a superb film.

May-25-18
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  offramp:
"I don't know how to tell my wife I've quit."

"It's easy. Just five little words: '<I have resigned>'."

"That's only three."

"She'll provide the other two."

May-25-18
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  offramp: When the end credits roll on <Are You Being Served?>, which performers name appears first?
May-26-18  morfishine: <offramp> Thats fantastic! The history in France completely overlaps so you may be standing where Julius Caesar stood, while also centuries later, Napoleon's Heavy cavalry thundered by!...or a squadron of heavy German Tiger tanks lurked in ambush

The little towns and villages in France are indeed enchanting and the people wonderful. When I visited my brother in Paris in 1994 we took a trip to Normandy and spent the night at Arromanche on the coast (north of Bayeaux) and spent the night at a family owned inn that offered great rooms and full meals all included in the very reasonable price. The oysters were sweet and delicious and the meals fantastic! The owner ran his own bar in the cellar and we drank 1944 Calvados for $20 per shot. It was great but Yikes the price was high for that special year!

My brother and I wanted to see Arromanche at night, so the owner said "No problem, I'll just leave the door open for you". Thats how homely and safe it was there. Turned out, Arromanche went to bed early, so the whole town was pitch black with nothing going on at 9m! We decided to return to the inn and the owner's word was literal: The door was actually swung open so we wouldn't miss it when we ambled home in the dark. Luckily, his basement bar was still open!

Inside Paris city limits we had a few issues with nasty cab drivers, waiters, etc., but in the country the people are lovely, gracious and are really warm to Americans and I imagine all tourists!

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May-27-18
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  offramp: On 29th March 1979 I was camping in a field in Derbyshire with the rest of the boys from the school trip. We were on a very windy hillside near, I believe, Castleton.

It was my 16th birthday! So we went down to a pub in the village. There were about 8 of us and the manager was leery about serving so many youngsters in a pub, but he let us buy drinks to take away.

I bought a drink called Gold Label:
https://www.ratebeer.com/beer/gold-..., which is 7 and a half bloody per cent! We had about a dozen bottles.

I drank Gold Label that night and today, I drank it again.

I am afraid there is no Proustian epilog. I have drunk too much beer in the intervening years to be able to say I remembered the taste.

It is a good beer, though. 7.5%!

May-28-18  morfishine: <offramp> Your story reminds me of the everlasting question: Why can't the US produce a decent beer? Practically every original US brewed beer is no better than sweetened sewer water

Perhaps I've been spoiled, first employing myself as a bartender then traveling around the world while in the US Navy. These career choices enabled me to (1) first become an expert on worldwide beers and (2) intelligently imbibe these beers from all over the world.

There are so many excellent beers from many different countries: Japan/Kirin, China/Tsing Tao, Philippines/San Miguel, South Korea/HiteJinro, Thailand/Phuket Lager or Singha, Mexico/Dos Equis, France/Kronenberg, Germany/St Pauli Girl, Italy/Peroni, Holland/Heineken, Ireland/Guinness, England/Bass Pale Ale, Spain/Estrella, Canada/Labatt

and while Aussies joke how they export their crap beer (Fosters) to the US, the green oil can is much better and smoother than the bitter blue oil can, and hence much better than practically any US beer

Even Jamaica has a beer that tops all the US has to offer: Red Stripe

I could go on and on. What does the US offer beer wise? Budweiser? LMAO Miller High Life? ROFL Ice House? GAG

I just don't know why US brewers cannot achieve a similar taste to foreign beers. Most of the stuff brewed here is just plain gross

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May-28-18  thegoodanarchist: < morfishine:

<offramp> Your story reminds me of the everlasting question: Why can't the US produce a decent beer? Practically every original US brewed beer is no better than sweetened sewer water...

What does the US offer beer wise? Budweiser? LMAO Miller High Life? ROFL Ice House? GAG

I just don't know why US brewers cannot achieve a similar taste to foreign beers. Most of the stuff brewed here is just plain gross>

Well, if that's what you're drinking (Miller High Life, Ice House, etc.) then NO WONDER you think US beer is bad.

Those beers ARE bad! They are swill. But US *craft* beer is excellent and many of them beat the hell out of any of the international beers you mentioned.

My favorite beer in all the wide world is a US beer, although I won't say the name of it.

May-28-18
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  OhioChessFan: Not much of a beer drinker, but I have a guess on tga's swill of choice:

Blue Moon-Billie Holiday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntD...

Sam Adams and Anchor Steam are also cited often.

May-28-18  morfishine: <thegoodanarchist> Please, divulge the name of the beer! Michelob? Sam Adams? Yuengling? For god sakes, divulge the name!
May-28-18  thegoodanarchist: <OCF> & <morf>:

https://www.victorybeer.com/beers/g...

It is way too delicious!

May-28-18  morfishine: Thanks <thegoodanarchist>! Onward to Victory!

BTW: I have not drunk those awful beers for at least 30 years. I only drink foreign beer. I will try your selection. I know craft beers have been making huge inroads over the past 5 years or so, I just haven't rummaged up the nerve to start trying some

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May-29-18
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  offramp: REcently I commented that some names, like Dewey or McCain, do not "sound" right for a president. I said that World Chass Champions are the same: some names sound right and some don't.

Here is a "sort-of" proof of that. The following names are all great scientists and they have also become (derived) SI units. To my ears at least they sound absolutely perfect as nouns and pronouns:

Henri Becquerel; Anders Celsius; Charles-Augustin de Coulomb; Michael Faraday; Louis Harold Gray; Joseph Henry; Heinrich Hertz; James Prescott Joule; Isaac Newton; Georg Ohm; Blaise Pascal; Werner von Siemens; Rolf Maximilian Sievert; Nikola Tesla; Alessandro Volta; James Watt; Wilhelm Eduard Weber.

May-29-18
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  offramp: <morfishine: Thanks <thegoodanarchist>! Onward to Victory!>

The last time I was in New York I drank a huge amount of Sam Adams, which I thought was a really good beer...

But I am not elitist about beer: on a hot day I like to have a lovely cold American Budweiser beer. Superb on a hot day.

BTW, an oddity. North Korean beer is like English beer. It is made in an English brewery that was transported across the globe and reconstructed! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taedo...

May-29-18  thegoodanarchist: <offramp: <morfishine: Thanks <thegoodanarchist>! Onward to Victory!>

The last time I was in New York I drank a huge amount of Sam Adams, which I thought was a really good beer...>

I agree - Sam Adams Boston Lager is a nice brew. I can also drink Budweiser if the mood strikes me (in other words, if someone else payed for it).

That was a joke.

All kidding aside, I have actually purchased Budweiser with my own money, a few times.

May-31-18
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  offramp: I am probably one memeber of the last UK genertation who understands and can spell Fahrenheit.

I use Celsius for almost all temperatures except for hot weather temperatures between 70°F and 100°F. Fahrenheit is quite good at these.

But Fahrenheit is amazingly vague at low temperatures. I have heard all of these in American movies and I have no idea what temperature range is meant.

<Denver reports fifteen degrees of frost>.

<Temperatures will drop below zero overnight.>

<It is minus 5 outside!>.

May-31-18  Count Wedgemore: <offramp> Celsius? Fahrenheit?

They're both for amateurs. The real professionals use Kelvin.

For instance, just yesterday there was a heat record over here: in Etne, a small place in Western Norway, the temperature was 305.9 K !! Highest may temperature ever recorded in Norway.

Jun-01-18
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  offramp: White rabbits, white rabbits, white rabbits.
Jun-01-18
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  offramp: Q: What noise did Liren's bicycle fail to make?
Jun-03-18  thegoodanarchist: < Count Wedgemore: <offramp> Celsius? Fahrenheit?

They're both for amateurs. The real professionals use Kelvin.>

And the real amateurs say "degrees Kelvin".

It is not degrees Kelvin (he said, to no one in particular).

I once knew a fellow named Kelvin. That was his first name. Although is last name was not "Lord", it would have been a good last name for him.

Jun-03-18
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  offramp: <thegoodanarchist: ...I once knew a fellow named Kelvin...>

So did I !!

I once knew a fellow named Kelvin
Whose profession was putting up shelving.
He said to me "Shelves
Don't just put up themselves.
They need help from me and Bill Melvin."

Jun-03-18  morfishine: Good Evening King <offramp>! I can spell Fahrenheit but of course, I do not understand it other than to know its blimey hot outside again

And my god, it was 305.9 Kelvin in Norway 3 days ago! Good lord, they must've been burning up! Heaven help them!

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Jun-03-18  Count Wedgemore: <offramp: <thegoodanarchist: ...I once knew a fellow named Kelvin...> So did I !!>

Never met Kelvin, but I met Celcius once:

There once was a fellow named Celcius
A name that can make anyone envious
I said: "what about Kelvin?
Or Marvin, or Melvin?"
"No, it's better with a name that's pretentious!"

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