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   Jun-18-20 TheAlchemist chessforum (replies)
 
Memorable Quotes: Also, this is in no way me taking any sides in this debate, I left it as is so everyone can make up their own mind.
 
   Sep-27-17 Memorable Quotes chessforum (replies)
 
Memorable Quotes: Just to correct my previous mistake, reposted: <Dr Winston OBoogie>: <saffuna: <<Bobsterman>, did you notice that Trump's speech at the UN was strong, very manly and well received by respected leaders around the world?> <The president of Nambia ...
 
   Feb-03-06 Chessgames - Beer (replies)
 
Memorable Quotes: Finally, I have completed Game Collection: The Punishment . You're welcome to have a look!
 
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Jul-26-08  ravel5184: <The German word for six is sechs. Sechs is an anagram of chess. So if you play 3 games of chess you are playing 666. So I conclude that chess is the devils game. Thank you.> ROFL
Jul-28-08
Premium Chessgames Member
  lostemperor: lostemperor: At move 30 the compensation for the piece will become evident :-)

Thorski: <lostemperor> At 30, a lot of your poor choices become evident.

karnak64: <Thorski>: just wait 'til you hit 50 ...

Jul-30-08  twinlark: From the World vs Timmerman game:

<moronovich>: Chess is the ultimate excuse for not dating Julia Roberts.

<YouRang>: Yep. It's always worked for me.

Jul-30-08  TheBB: <Domdaniel: From Magnus's Diary:

Dear Diary, using a toilet break as cover I switched on my minicomputer. Of course Rybka and Fritz are worse than useless at my level, so I logged onto chessgames.com, where the world's strongest chessplaying entity lives. But they directed me to a Dutch kid named Emonts... well, here goes ...>

Jul-31-08  Thorski: Thrajin: <suenteus po 147> I know you're the English professor, but shouldn't that be "fewer and fewer places..."?

beenthere240: fewer squares; less scope ;-)

hms123: <beenthere240> If you are a cool astronomer you might have fewer scopes, and be less square.

Aug-03-08  ravel5184: From The World vs. GMJT:

<ChessWhiz2: Black Wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And don't argue with me cuz I have 2700 raqting. (JK)

Red October: I think we found the 0-1 voter (j/k)

Domdaniel: <Red> I believe you're right ... but what's a 'raqting'? I've heard of rat-kings ... maybe they're related? JinKs!>

Aug-04-08
Premium Chessgames Member
  chancho: From Kasparov vs Anand, 2003

<Spassky69:> <Sorry Kaspy but we think one year = 60 point drop for you and a 100 point gain for Anand. You can never pull off a feat like this again. Anand was thinking about other things of course when he lost. He studied so hard over that last year he knows so much more than you learned in your entire 20 year reign of World Champion and although you bench press 285+ you still are in horrible shape and are too old to compete with a man 8 years younger or whatever than you. Although you beat Anand 22 times to 8 you are inferior to Anand who after winning tons of rapid chess that doesn't count will overcome you this year since he knows so much more than you.>

<T Ciddasselepoh:> <Spassky69 was clearly under the influence of strong alchohol when he made that statement. I hope he's better now.>

Aug-10-08
Premium Chessgames Member
  TheAlchemist: <Open Defence, Kramnik vs Topalov, 2006 >:

Weeeelll... uh huh
Its a one for the money..
Two for the show..
Three to get ready and go cat go..
But don't ya hide my bathroom keys..

You can do anything...
But don't ya hide my bathroom keys..

You can turn down a draw
Don't shake my hand
Run Rybka 2.0
For all I care

Do anything that ya wanna do
But ah ha honey lay of them keys..
Don't ya ..
Hide my bathroom keys..

You can do anything
But don't ya hide my bathroom keys..

Hit it Hensel!!...

(Hensel now does the duck walk a la Chuck Berry and launches into a Scotty Moore style guitar solo on a 50s Telecaster)

Aug-11-08  ravel5184: From Chessgames Challenge: The World vs G Timmerman, 2007, two consecutive posts:

rossvds: <I don't think we will see a resign today. There is still a possiblity of a Draw.>

Chessgames Challenge:

<62...1-0>


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Aug-12-08  TheBB: <imag: Here's the dancing rook!

How about a joke?

After next <The World> games cg.com may be changing their slogans as follows:

1.Can a group of chess amateurs team up to beat a grandmaster?

2.Will a group of chess amateurs team up to beat a grandmaster?

3.Will a group of chess amateurs team up to beat a grandmaster again?

4.Will a grandmaster beat a group of amateurs?

5.Can a grandmaster beat a group of amateurs?

6.Could someone finally beat a group of amateurs please!!!>

<Stonehenge: 7. How badly will the group of amateurs beat up the next GM?>

Aug-15-08  littlefermat: This one is a real gem:

<RookFile: No problem. In the 1992 Fischer vs. Spassky world championship rematch, Fischer reached ten wins and did it in a reasonable period of time. It helps that he and Spassky did not prearrange their games ahead of time like Karpov and Kasparov did all their lives.>

The last sentence is magificent.

Source: RJF page, Aug 15 08

Aug-16-08
Premium Chessgames Member
  WannaBe: From: G Kuzmin vs D Gurevich, 1992

<Funicular: black to play...position and material even..."very hard" e4 Time to check!

well..dzechiel's analysis' certainly not working for me>

(This was an error with the puzzle/game posted, 19 moves total, while the puzzle was 32...? Which caused a lot of confucius...)

Aug-17-08  ravel5184: From Open Defence chessforum:

<Red October: <However, <Kingscrusher> told me that one should just assume one's Correspondence opponent is using an Engine if their rating is <2500+>.

> you will be happy to know my gameknot rating is only 2053 :)

WannaBe: You ain't cheating hard enough! You need to get something better than that Fritz 1.1 that you're using!

Red October: I use Little Chess Partner :)>

Aug-21-08  whatthefat: From Kasparov vs T Thiruchelvam, 1998 on October 27-29, 2007.

<whiteshark>: I agree, <0817>. Do you have any special relations with this game ??

<0817>: Only that I played the 10 year-old twice when he was 16 and I 17. By this time his interest in chess was wilting, although he still ended up victorious in both games!

<Aspirador>: <Only that I played the 10 year-old twice when he was 16 and I 17.>LOL, I once played a 21-year old who was 33 at the time. This was about when I was a teenager and had just turned 40.

<0817>: I played THE 10 ten year-old (of THIS game), when he was 16. NOT 'I played A ten year-old, when he was 16'. You clearly need to learn some grammar. "The 10 year-old" is just the name that we are giving to Kasparov's opponent in this game; we could call him by his actual name I suppose: Murugan. Now my previous message, which you quote, reads "I played Murugan twice when he was 16", which is fine.

Good night!

<Aspirador>: <0817> Don't take it so personally, 0817. Reminds me of a Bob Dylan song: "I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now."

Aug-23-08  Silverstrike: Found this on Chessgames Challenge: A Nickel vs The World, 2008 during the opening discussion.

<plang><I think we should play 1..e5 now. He might be caught off guard thinking that he had had the first move.>

Aug-26-08  apple pi: From Carlier & Bernard vs Philidor, 1780:

Aug-21-05 turkishgrandmaster: Where is the f7 pawn?

Aug-21-05 offramp: It's over there, look.

Aug-27-08  Ziggurat: From Chessgames Challenge: A Nickel vs The World, 2008

<mack><So who were the other seven who voted 1...g6? I might have to marry you all in turn. Or move to Utah and live as a hypermormonist.>

Sep-03-08  TheBB: <fromoort: The crotch opening is a good choice...there's no complexity to it. Just open, size each other up, trim all the extra pieces away and reach a drawn endgame.>
Sep-03-08  ravel5184: R Blau vs A Ammann, 1993

evertoexcel: Wasn't this game played at the Alekhine memorial in 1993, where each player had to pound a 5th of vodka before the game and then knock back a shot for each piece they lost? If not, the play is hard to explain; if no such tourny exists, I'll start it by God.

Sep-06-08  Red October: Posted in the GMAN2 Page

<ganstaman: Please -- the list maker will not be making a list this move: <Hootey: <Boomie: I think we can dispense with the List this move.> There's nothing quite like waking up and seeing that you've been given the day off. :-)>

So stop telling the list your vote. It's really not interesting and just a waste of space. Keeping the number of posts on this main page lower really does benefit us by helping more to read more easily the actually useful posts.>

and of course the very next post is

<kwgurge: 4...cxd4 for the poll.>

Sep-11-08  ravel5184: From Kramnik vs E Alekseev, 2008:

<karik: Thank you <notyet>, for making this <DEEP> and <AWESOME> combination look so <SIMPLE> for us laymen.

To encourage you to pursue your <THOROUGH> analysis, here are more <CAPITAL LETTERS>, in case you might run out of them: <ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO>.>

Sep-14-08  ravel5184: From Znosko-Borovsky vs M Lewitt, 1906:

<Once: <MostlyAverageJoe: <Once: 25. Nh6 gh 26. gh+ Kh8 looks tempting, but then what do we do?> How about 27. Qh6 to keep the vulnerable h7 pawn in place, with the idea of bringing the rook to g7. Looks rather deadly.> This is the position at the end of the line I suggested


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So now you want to play 27. Qh6, eh?

That's okay - black has a perpetual with 27 ... Qxe4+(!?@) 28. Rg2 Qg1+

Only joking!>

<MostlyAverageJoe: <Once: <MostlyAverageJoe: <Once: 25. Nh6 gh 26. gh+ Kh8 looks tempting, but then what do we do?> How about 27. Qh6 to keep the vulnerable h7 pawn in place, with the idea of bringing the rook to g7. Looks rather deadly.> This is the position at the end of the line I suggested>

OOPS.

Attacking with Nh6 did not cross my mind when I looked at the puzzle so I guess I translated h-f in your post.

Your line can be improved, though. White can play Kxh2 immediately after Qxe4+, no need to wait extra move and move the rook for no good reason :-)>

Sep-14-08  ravel5184: From User: Annie K.: (that #%$*^& link won't take me to the correct #%$*^& user profile, but what the heck!)

<My GameKnot profile: http://gameknot.com/stats.pl?annie-...

GameKnot is technically an excellent site, however I would not recommend it to the serious player who is looking for a site to settle in, due to an anti$ocial admin with ju$t one $ingle intere$t in hi$ $ite... oop$, $orry about the typo$.>

Sep-16-08  Manic: B Becker vs Kasparov, 2000

<percyblakeney: Becker was probably better equipped for a Borg.>

Sep-23-08  YouRang: A nice bit of prose by <JG27Pyth> to capture the drama of a "daily puzzle" game, Tal vs Tringov, 1958 Sep 22, 2008:

Referring to this position (Tal's 17th move):


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<JG27Pyth: Of course Tringov would have resigned against a <weaker> player. But this was Tal... so after 17.Qxd7 Tringov fought the impulse to stand up in his chair and shreik, "but I'm an IMBECILE" (this a sly reference, perhaps, to the poet Lermontov, who once shrieked: "but I am a poet" in reply to his landlady's request for timely rent) -- no he stifled this impulse and instead shook his head just a bit sadly as if to say, *I expected better from the "great" Tal* (He placed quotes around '"great"' with a slight reverse twitch on the penultimate shake) Then Tringov played through his next few moves quickly with a faint but perceptible contempt, culminating in 19...f5 where Tringov gave his advancing pawn a vulgar little twist as though screwing it into the table, as though this were skittles at an outdoor cafe, in Vilnius, a late spring afternoon with the crows passing overhead their shadows mingling with the leaves and that tristesse that always comes when I think of Cinzia's brunette... but I digress... ...yes Tringonov twisted his pawn into place and looked directly into Tal's eye with a gaze cold and comfortless as the line outside the Riga Department of Motor Vehicles in January -- there could be no mistaking Tringov's meaning <...there Tal, there, do you see, do you see it now?...>

And he didn't! No. Tal, saw nothing, it was as if Tringov had simply blundered away a bishop and pawn without the least compensation. How fiendish! Tal searched the board, chain-smoking hideous Kozzak brand cigarettes as he did -- big cardboard tubes of stinking Black Sea tobacco, like sucking diesel exhaust straight from the stack (if diesel fumes smelled like burning hair....) The billows of choking grey smoke rose from the table as if from the funeral pyre Tal realized his position had become... my God this infernal Tringonov or whatever his name is, how he'd underestimated him... yes, there it was -- how had it eluded him before? Brilliant! There was no need to play this out... he reached for his King, ready to lay it calmly on it's side, (like a little drunkard fat man laying down suddenly on the sidewalk) and admit Tringov had found a combination as far-reaching as his own best efforts, but... wait... of course, an underpromtion to N (obvious), then the double check, sac the rook (worth an exclamation point) and then Kh3 (!!) and he might just get some counterplay... hmmm... Tal played on... Nc5... what's this? Tringov resigns? Ah well, thought Tal, he must have given me credit for something truly deep -- it happens.>

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