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   Memorable Quotes has kibitzed 35 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-18-20 TheAlchemist chessforum (replies)
 
Memorable Quotes: Also, this is in no way me taking any sides in this debate, I left it as is so everyone can make up their own mind.
 
   Sep-27-17 Memorable Quotes chessforum (replies)
 
Memorable Quotes: Just to correct my previous mistake, reposted: <Dr Winston OBoogie>: <saffuna: <<Bobsterman>, did you notice that Trump's speech at the UN was strong, very manly and well received by respected leaders around the world?> <The president of Nambia ...
 
   Feb-03-06 Chessgames - Beer (replies)
 
Memorable Quotes: Finally, I have completed Game Collection: The Punishment . You're welcome to have a look!
 
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Memorable CG Kibitzers' Quotes

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Jun-17-13
Premium Chessgames Member
  Stonehenge: Kenneth Rogoff

Jun-17-13
hedgeh0g: Got to love people who persistently take the time to inform others that they're wasting theirs.

Jun-17-13
Premium Chessgames Member
  perfidious: From Timothy Taylor:

<Tomlinsky.....The speed of having my stance of empathy for someone turned into realising that they are a cloth-eared cretin has never been matched before and is highly unlikely to be attained again in my lifetime.>

Jun-20-13
Premium Chessgames Member
  perfidious: From a while back in Caruana vs Carlsen, 2012:

<fgh: Do us a favour and leave this site - you'll save yourself from further embarrassment and us from such heaps of stupidity.>

Delicious.

Jun-23-13
Premium Chessgames Member
  TheAlchemist: Friedhelm Loots

<Fiona Macleod>: Grunting, for the sake of argument that this is true, what are the policemen doing?

<tamar>: Police were protecting public safety by going after Friedhelm Harms first.

Jun-23-13
Premium Chessgames Member
  TheAlchemist: Since it's still growing, I'm only linking it, before it blows out of proportion:

Mclean Handjaba

Jun-23-13
Premium Chessgames Member
  Stonehenge: Puns intended?
Jul-01-13  shivasuri4: <<billyhan>: And, with "8. ..., gxh1", NN accepts the "Dobell Piece Prize".>

See the 5th kibitz on page 1 of Bird / Dobell vs NN, 1886.

Jul-02-13  Karpova: Embarrassing indeed:

LIFE Master AJ: <<< <KKD> Yag troll.>> Nothing else left to say. You are scum, the crud I wipe off my shoes when I enter the house.

Drop it, before you embarrass yourself.>

Source: Borislav Ivanov

Jul-05-13  Karpova: Abdel Irada: <<LIFE Master AJ: "The Goldsby Position," is extremely well-known, it had already been published in several overseas magazines>

I was skeptical at first, but then I Googled "goldsby position" and found 61 results. Sure, they were all pages published by <AJ Goldsby>, but still....

∞>

Source: Odd Lie

Jul-11-13  shivasuri4: <Jim Bartle: I was asked to take a narcissism test, but my time is too valuable.>

On kibitzing page 1589, Vladimir Kramnik.

Jul-19-13
Premium Chessgames Member
  OhioChessFan: <diceman> on the Rogoff page about Obamacare:

<So brilliant, so intelligent, that it needed to be “paused” because America couldnt handle its intellect all in one sitting.>

Jul-25-13  shivasuri4: <micartouse: <tolengoy: Kramnik played to close to 2000 more games than Wes...Here lies the discrepancy in elo points...Just imagine if Wesley has played the extra 2000 more games...rich source of elo ores...Wesley would have enough gold bullions to control the world bank and economy.>

Maybe with a little more careful planning, So could have been 38 years old by now.>

On Page 4, Dortmund 2013 kibitzing.

Aug-07-13  Karpova: Two consecutive posts - no comment:

LIFE Master AJ: [...] <The following news article is interesting: <<When J. Kotainy was 15, he was injured in a severe car accident, damaging his brain. The doctors said: "No problem, we CAN rebuild him. We can make him bigger than he was before ... better, faster!" (So they did.) Now he has a slot in the side of his head, press a button and "Voila!" a DVD player opens, and you can install any chess program you like.>>

If this is true, then I guess we owe him an apology. (If its not true, then - by default - he has to be a cheater.)> Source: Jens Kotainy

LIFE Master AJ: <By the way, if your sense of reality/fairness/truth/believability is strained by the news story that I quoted ...

I had a similar problem with Kotainy's weak, limp-wristed excuse about how his cell phone vibrates as an ant-theft measure.> Source: Jens Kotainy

Aug-16-13
Premium Chessgames Member
  chancho: From the Kenneth Rogoff page:

<Aug-16-13

HeMateMe: Aren't you from Norway? (to Bureaucrat) Don't your ancestors have a history of getting into long boats, armed to teeth, and visiting other shores, to kill and plunder?

Mankind, on the whole, has been bad.

pawn to QB4: Quite so. In fact some of his opponents could be forgiven if they feel that Mr Carlsen is doing much the same to this day.>

Aug-17-13
Premium Chessgames Member
  jessicafischerqueen: From the chessgames.com chessforum August 17, 2013.

The best part is that the preceding post by <tolengoy> was quickly deleted for some reason, leaving behind only this brilliant orphan by <Benzol>:

<Benzol: <<<<tolengoy>>>> I wasn't bashing <AJ> and didn't you know that <AJ> is really a deep cover employee for <CG>. Looks like you've joined the ranks of the "kibitz wielding henchmen" and boosted the hit numbers for the site. Now if you'll excuse me I have a delayed telecast of the All Blacks vs the Wallabies Rugby test to watch.>

Aug-21-13
Premium Chessgames Member
  chancho: I know this is for quotes, but this is too good to not post here:

From the Wesley So page

<Bureaucrat: * * *
Trolling, trolling, trolling
Trolling, trolling, trolling
Trolling, trolling, trolling
Trolling, trolling, trolling
Sobot

Trolling, trolling, trolling
Wesley's page is swolling
Keep them feeders rolling
Sobot

Lies and socks forever
Hellbent to never stop wishing
My Wes was by my side

All the things I'm missing
Closed tourneys, pampered fishing
Are waiting at the end of my ride

Move 'em on, head' em up
Head 'em up, move' em on
Move 'em on, head' em up
Sobot

Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out
Call 'em out, ride 'em in
Sobot

Keep moving, moving, moving
Though they're disapproving
Keep them feeders moving
Sobot

Don't try to understand 'em
Just rope, throw and brand 'em
Soon we'll be living high and wide

My heart's calculating
My Wesley will be waiting
Be waiting at the end of my ride

Move 'em on, head' em up
Head 'em up, move' em on
Move 'em on, head' em up
Sobot

Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out
Call 'em out, ride 'em in
Sobot

Move 'em on, head' em up
Head 'em up, move' em on
Move 'em on, head' em up
Sobot

Cut 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, cut 'em out
Call 'em out, ride 'em in
Sobot

Trolling, trolling, trolling
Trolling, trolling, trolling
Trolling, trolling, trolling
Trolling, trolling, trolling
Sobot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCRa...>

Aug-24-13  Karpova: After a post on the <saddest moments in the history of chess> (not worth a look) a great, apt riposte

offramp: <People writing long, meaningless lists at <chessgames.com>.>

Source: Borislav Ivanov

Aug-28-13
Premium Chessgames Member
  OhioChessFan: <FSR> regarding an attempt by Tim Taylor to raise $12,000 to enter the World Senior Chamionship

Timothy Taylor

<I can't believe that no one jumped on the opportunity to get a signed copy of his novel <Amanda> for only $12,000. No doubt you could turn around and sell that puppy on eBay for $5 if you offered free shipping.>

Sep-01-13  hedgeh0g: <OhioChessFan> on posting order-related puns on the recently uploaded Kramnik - Andreikin game:

<Alas, I know I sound like an old grouch, but enough is enough. I had to wait for someone else to post 4th so there'd be no insinuation I was using a pun with the word "for".>

Sep-07-13
Premium Chessgames Member
  jessicafischerqueen: From OhioChessFan chessforum on August 31, 2013:

<OhioChessFan: Everything on Rogoff is redundant and irrelevant as soon as it's posted.>

Sep-11-13
Premium Chessgames Member
  jessicafischerqueen: From User: TheFocus September 6, 2013:

Panda eats bamboo.

In my garden 'neath the moon.

You get out now! Shoo!

Sep-11-13
Premium Chessgames Member
  OhioChessFan: <offramp> on a live game, referring to Naka wearing sunglasses to his game against Carlsen:

<They are not Ray-Ban's they're shahades.>

Sep-12-13  hedgeh0g: <offramp> on quote of the day: "Wilhelm Steinitz was the first man to appreciate the inherent logic behind the game of chess."

<hedgeh0g : <Wilhelm Steinitz was the first man to appreciate the inherent logic behind the game of chess.> Yes, but who was the first woman?>

<offramp: The first woman to appreciate the inherent logic behind the game of chess was Caroline Steinitz.>

<offramp: Oh boy! Did she ever appreciate it! Can we talk about the kids, Wilhelm? The paint?>

Sep-14-13
Premium Chessgames Member
  FSR: From Kenneth Rogoff:

<thegoodanarchist: <al wazir: ... (And if we did succeed in creating another universe experimentally, where would we put it?)>

It would make a great gift for the man who has everything.>

Sep-15-13
Premium Chessgames Member
  perfidious: From a while ago at The World vs Akobian, 2012, courtesy of <Tiggler>:

<What this site lacks in caucus it makes up for in cactus. Very prickly.>

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