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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18637 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Jul-27-11
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  perfidious: <Jim> The runs scored are consistent with having players such as Maris and Berra hitting behind him, plus all those BB.

Do you remember James' article on the '61 Yankees? For all their power (240 HRs), they didn't even lead the league in runs scored, that team being Tigers, as <Phony Benoni> would doubtless know.

Jul-27-11  YouRang: <Jim Bartle: I agree that baseball was better when four teams made the playoffs, not eight. Baseball has added the excitement of an extra round of playoffs, but it eliminated pennant races between top teams.>

I'll put in an opposing point:

Yes, sometimes there were exciting pennant races, but as I recall, it was more frequent that one team got a big lead over the other teams in the division and coasted to the playoffs. When that happened, the other teams in the division were realistically out of the running several weeks before the season was over, and fan interest in many cities no doubt waned.

Adding the wildcard does a couple good things, IMO:

(1) It keeps several more teams "in the hunt" for a longer period of time, which retains fan interest and excitement.

(2) There have been several cases where the wildcard team was clearly better than one of the division championship teams. Therefore, the wildcard eliminates the "injustice" of having one of the better teams shut out of the playoffs simply because they were unfortunate enough to be in the same division with the best team.

So -- I like the wildcard and I think 8 teams is about right.

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Now, in basketball, I think the number of teams making the playoffs is excessive. I believe better than half the teams make the playoffs -- which almost renders the regular season meaningless.

Jul-27-11  Jim Bartle: I agree there are good arguments for and against the wild card. I prefer without.

Yes, I did read James' article on the 1961 Yankees. He focused on the fact that Richardson and Kubek, the first two hitters, were so weak that year that they only scored something like 80 runs each, despite the two guys behind them hitting 115 home runs.

Jul-27-11
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  Phony Benoni: <perfidious> A duplicate message from you sneaked in somehow, and I deleted it.

Yes, the 61 Tigers had some lineup. Norm Cash, with his .361 average and 41 home runs, hit 5th most of the year behind Kaline (.324) and Colavito (45 home runs). The 1-2 hitters, Jake Wood and and Billy Bruton, were not specatcular (96 and 99 runs scored) but probably better than Richardson-Kubek.

The Yankees won that year with a more solid top-to-bottom pitching staff, deeper bench, superior fielding, and experience.

Jul-28-11  Jim Bartle: The 61 Yankees are reputed to be one of the great offensive powerhouses, and the 61 Tigers scored even more runs.

So why when I saw them play at Yankee Stadium, the score was 1-0?

Jul-28-11
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  perfidious: <Phony Benoni> Agreed on Wood/Bruton; while their averages were lower, they drew more walks and each had higher OBPs than the Yankee duo.

Wood had a nice rookie campaign in '61, but never came close to those numbers again. Any idea why?

Just looked him up on Wikipedia; curious how players can appear there whilst only having an at-bat or two, but he had almost 1900 AB and doesn't even rate a mention.

Jul-28-11
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  Phony Benoni: <perfidious> Jake Wood's second year was awful, with his average dropping to .226. This labelled him as a part-time player, and he was never able to break out of that mold.

His biggest problem was in the field; he led the AL in errors in 1961 and 1962. The Tigers eventually brought in a good fielding 2B in Jerry Lumpe, and had a potential All-Star 2B in Dick McAuliffe playing SS. No room for Jake.

Jul-28-11
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  playground player: <Phony Benoni> Not only did the 1961 Tigers score more runs than the 1961 Yankees, widely considered one of the greatest teams of all time. They also had Frank Lary beating the Yankees half a dozen times! And I don't think he lost to them, either.

But every Strat-O-Matic fan knows the difference between Bobby Richardson and Jake Wood...

Jul-28-11
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  Phony Benoni: <playground player> Lary went "only" 4-2 against the Yankees in 1961. He was 28-13 against them lifetime, with a top mark of 7-1 in 1958--a season he finished at 16-15.

Nobody could explain it. He was just a tough, tireless worker with the perfect middle name: <Frank Strong Lary>.

1961 was his best year, at 23-9. Unfortunately, like so many good pitchers who suddenly have a Cy Young caliber season, he apparently blew his arm out that year and was never the same again.

Jul-28-11
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  keypusher: <YouRang>

Good points. Because I live in NY I would have been treated to exciting pennant races almost every year over the last decade if there were no wild card. So I'm biased.

Anyway, it seems to me that there should be some relationship between the length of the season and the number of teams that make the playoffs. For most of baseball history you had two teams out of 16. Now it's 8 out of 30. Why play 162 regular season games if more than a quarter of the league goes to the playoffs?

Jul-28-11  Jim Bartle: I remember Lary as an excellent pitcher in the first years I followed baseball.

OK, here's a challenge for PB and everybody else:

In the first inning today the A's hit for the cycle in sequence: single followed by double followed by triple followed by a home run. No outs mixed in.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/ba...

How many times has this been done before?

Jul-28-11
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  Phony Benoni: <JB> No idea, but we can be certain someone will look it up before Film at 11.

I remember an apocryphal story about that situation arising. The manager came out to pull the pitcher who said, "Why are taking me out? There's nobody on base!"

Jul-28-11  Jim Bartle: In "You Know Me Al" by Ring Lardner the busher was getting hammered. The manager Gleason came out and the pitcher said, "I'm not tired." Gleason said, "No, but the outfielders are."

A's five-run first now has them trailing 9-5 versus Tampa Bay.

Jul-28-11  YouRang: <keypusher> I'm not so sure that the number of playoff-bound teams should depend on the length of the season.

The length of the season depends more on the sport itself. Playing 162 games works okay for baseball, but it would be out of the question for football or even basketball. (Personally, I think even 162 games is excessive, but tradition seems to demand it.)

Anyway, I think the number of playoff-bound teams should be primarily based on (1) the total number of teams, and (2) what ratio makes sense to produce a good playoff schedule (ideally one would like the number of playoff teams to be a power of 2 so that a knockout playoff system works cleanly).

Generally, a ratio between 25% to 40% works best, but it's subjective. If the ratio is too high, then the regular season starts to lose meaningfulness. Too low, and the excitement and interest can fade too soon for too many teams.

Jul-28-11
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  Phony Benoni: I'd have to favor the wild card simply because of the geographical division set-up. Any playoff system should bring together the best teams, but there is almost always a division winner which is not nearly as strong as several wild card contenders from other divisions. The wild card at least provides one chance to redress this injustice.

In fact, it would be nice if they could get rid of divisions completely and just go to the best 2 or 4 teams, but travel considerations and natural rivalries won't allow that.

Jul-28-11
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  Phony Benoni: Oh, those scandalous French ladies! (See the filler note in the lower right corner, below the chess diagram and above the ad.)

http://fultonhistory.com/Newspaper%...

Jul-29-11
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  perfidious: <Phony Benoni> Tres risque for 1925!
Jul-29-11
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  Phony Benoni: <JB>: Regarding teams hitting for the cycle with four consecutive batters:

http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

Rockies 8th inning. I went in through an Oakland website which mentioned it was the first time the A's had done it since they moved to Oakland.

Should probably look for a comprehensive list.

Jul-30-11
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  keypusher: Was at Yankee stadium Friday night to see fourteen-game loser Jeremy Guthrie shut down NY...hope he's on his way to a better place by now.

Clearly whoever the O's sent up tonight wasn't as good. Yankees scored 12 in the first.

Jul-31-11
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  WannaBe: You witnessed history my friend!!
Jul-31-11
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  Phony Benoni: When do we not witness history?
Jul-31-11  Jim Bartle: Time to trade the bum. Verlander only made it into the eighth with his no-hitter today. Starting to slack off, getting old.
Jul-31-11
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  Phony Benoni: His own fault. He participated in a couple of shoddy defensive misplays in the eighth that gave the Angels at least two extra outs.

Could be some bad blood brewing between the teams. Tigers runs came on two homers which the batters admired from home plate. After the second one, Angels pitcher Jared Weaver expressed his displeasrue by throwing the next pitch at the batter's head, and got ejected.

So in the eighth the Angels hitter leads off with a bunt, which Verlander threw away for a two-base error. For some reason, late-inning bunts when the opposing pitcher has a no-hitter going are supposed to be a breach of etiquette. I don't understand that myself. I mean, if you can't hit the guy, you gotta try something!

The next game between these two teams should be interesting.

Jul-31-11
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  OhioChessFan: <PB: For some reason, late-inning bunts when the opposing pitcher has a no-hitter going are supposed to be a breach of etiquette. >

If a team is losing by 10 runs, yeah, it is. But normally, it doesn't bother me much. Make the guy run some to field his position and tire him out.

Aug-01-11
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  WannaBe: Ther'e are many, many, 'unspoken' rules and quote/unquote etiquettes in baseball, why did Weaver get mad in the Detroit game, back a few years ago, (okay, maybe 10, or 12), someone who did hit a home run, got the stare down/brush back because he simply stood in the batters box too long.

(I do not remember the game, nor the pitcher/batter, but I do remember it was a 'big deal' back then...)

Remember when Jeter crossed the pitching mound last year in Oakland, and some no-name rookie yelled at him?

In baseball, there are probably more rules that we do not 'know' than that we 'know'. (I will attribute that to Yogi...)

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