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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Apr-28-26
The Kindle app might have saved my life. My house was full of books. Now I am able to actually get rid of books.

I was born in Clapham, London. I am therefore a supporter of Chelsea FC. My son supports Arsenal FC.

I love travelling around Europe, by train. I try to speak in various languages by almost everyone I meet speaks English, which is a good thing.

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Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

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Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Apr-28-26 A P Barnes vs NN, 1874 (replies)
 
offramp: I like the pun and the game is a fun knockabout. The move 5...Nce7 was really bad. After 12. Rd1, Black could have prolonged the game with 12...Ng6.
 
   Apr-27-26 Chessgames - TV and Films
 
offramp: Thanks, User: Schwartz . That explains everything.
 
   Apr-27-26 A McCarthy vs L Penny, 1974 (replies)
 
offramp: For the game: 💣/★★★★★★ (0 out of 6 stars) LOWEST RATING. This could be the worst game in the database at chessgames.com. This game have no redeeming qualities. To draw attention to an obviously weak player - is a bit unsporting. For the pun: ✮/★★★★★★ ...
 
   Apr-27-26 O Feldman vs Savon, 1959
 
offramp: Savon 99.44% accurate.
 
   Apr-26-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: Is there anyone here doesn't like honey? I mean - isn't that like raping a bee?
 
   Apr-26-26 Bobby Fischer (replies)
 
offramp: <60MG> in Uedemann Code starts, <"1. GEGO Best by test!">
 
   Apr-26-26 J Carleton vs G Pyrich, 1994 (replies)
 
offramp: <"Yeah another victory like that and we're done for, good evening folks I'll be here as king every night I'll see ya!">
 
   Apr-25-26 Aronian vs I Khamrakulova, 1993 (replies)
 
offramp: Is this the only game in chess history that is "99% tactics"? What makes this game stand out as having "99% tactics"?
 
   Apr-25-26 Viktor Komliakov (Popa)
 
offramp: <Messiah: Popa? Is that a nickname?> <Popa> is a rank in the hierarchy in the Roman Catholic Church. The rank is immediately above Cardinal and slightly lower than Jesus Christ.
 
   Apr-24-26 W Tuckett vs J G Wise, 1849
 
offramp: There's <MORE> to <COME> soon.
 
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Ye Olde Offrampe Predicktions

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Aug-17-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  Diademas: Welcome back!
Sep-01-19  paavoh: One sighting, hoping for a full return.

<Aug-17-19
Premium Chessgames Member offramp: There is a horse named Miss Scarlett running in the 1:55 at Perth today.>

Sep-19-19  thegoodanarchist: Congratulations to User: offramp for today's GOTD pun
Oct-29-19  paavoh: He commented today at the GOTD.
Jan-09-20
Premium Chessgames Member
  OhioChessFan: ** Coming Soon! **

Tata Steel 2020 Moves Prediction Contest. Conducted by the Legendary <chessmoron> and hosted at Graceland, home of Elvis. Click on Elvis for details.

Jan-09-20  WinKing: Hi offramp,

We really miss your company buddy! Hope you stop on by some time just to say hi. :)

Coming in two days, Saturday, January 11th

<<>Tata Steel Masters 2020<>>

Countdown to Tata Steel : https://www.timeanddate.com/countdo...

♘Tata Steel♘Wijk aan Zee♗Tata Steel♗

Official site: https: https://www.tatasteelchess.com/# This tournament will run from January 11th thru January 26th 2019. (13 Rounds)

Participants include: Carlsen, Caruana, Giri, So, Anand, Duda, Vitiugov, Artemiev, Yu Yangi, Firouzja, Xiong, Dubov, Kovalev & J. Van Foreest

Average rating: 2740 - Category XX

Schedule - https://www.tatasteelchess.com/play...

Round 1 is Saturday, January 11th, & it starts @ 13:30hrs(1:30pm) Wijk aan Zee time & @ 07:30hrs(7:30am chessgames EDT)

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< 3 Prediction Contests: (Win virtual medals - Gold, Silver & Bronze) >

User: lostemperor (FINAL STANDINGS PREDICTIONS) - Predict the order the players will finish. Run & hosted by <lostemperor>. (3 categories to medal in)

User: Golden Executive - (The Game Prediction Contest) - Predict the result 1-0, 1/2, or 0-1. Run & hosted by <Golden Executive>. (3 categories to medal in) This year will be the 12th Anniversary for this contest! (from 2007 to 2019 - 12 years running)

User: OhioChessFan (Moves Prediction Contest) - Predict the result 1-0, 1/2, or 0-1 & the number of moves. (4 categories to medal in) This contest is run by <chessmoron> & hosted by <OhioChessFan>.

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Also, don't forget about <chessgames> ChessBookie game for this event. She can't wait to take some or all of your chessbucks. ;)

ChessBookie Game

Don't miss out on the fun for this Super Event!!!

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Feb-11-20  morfishine: Well, at least its good Dear <offramp> is keeping his forum open for all sorts of frivolous stuff and other Benny Hill or Dave Allen posts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFv...

Mar-26-20
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: When I have White I dislike being overextended, like this:


click for larger view

But I love the same positions as Black:


click for larger view

...because I have nothing to lose!

We don't give a toss as Black.

May-27-20  morfishine: < offramp> This is the perfect comment: <...because I have nothing to lose!

We don't give a toss as Black.>

Wonderful stuff!

Jul-17-20  Tonymec: Not only the opponent is overwhelmingly cramped, (s)he is already two tempi behind (one pawn move against 4, two minor piece moves on both sides, but "we" haven't yet castled, which should happen once our KN moves into play). Hard to imagine how such a position could happen in real play (apparently one of the opponent's knights went "there and back" for nothing) but then you don't always know in advance what the opponent is up to. — Oh, whose move is it?
Oct-24-20  login:

Seriously I am a bit stuck here, Offi have you ever heard the term 'Wurzel' describing South West England folks?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloss...

I'm asking as a sincere Eric

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_...

PS: Post more R-rated stuff. No joke.

Oct-24-20  Tiggler: <login> without referring to wiki, my opinion is that this must refer to a root crop called a mangelwurzel. In popular children's stories there was a character named Wurzel Gummage: a scarecrow whose head was presumably carved from a mangelwurzel.

I am not familiar with the use of <Wurzel> as a west country yokel, but that seems like the logical etymology.

Dec-24-20  morfishine: Merry Christmas <Offramp>! and I wish a most prosperous year for you!

At least keep us supplied with your AMAZING wit!

Dec-25-20
Premium Chessgames Member
  Penguincw: Hi <offramp>. Dropping by to wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Jan-01-21  WinKing: Just caught your post <offramp>. Happy New Year to you my friend! Cheers!
Jan-15-21  Golden Executive: Hi <offramp>! In my forum the <Game Prediction Contest for Tata Steel Masters 2021> is open right now and everybody is welcome!
Jan-15-21  WinKing: Hi offramp,

Starts tomorrow, Saturday, January 16th

<<>Tata Steel Masters 2021<>>

Countdown to Tata Steel :
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdo...

♘Tata Steel♘Wijk aan Zee♗Tata Steel♗

Official site: https://tatasteelchess.com/
This tournament will run from January 16th thru January 31st 2021. (13 Rounds)

Participants include: Carlsen, Caruana, Giri, Vachier-Lagrave, Firouzja, Duda, Harikrishna, VanForeest, Esipenko, Grandelius, Tari, Guijaro, Wojtaszek & Donchenko

Average rating: 2724 - Category XIX

Schedule - https://tatasteelchess.com/playing-...

Round 1 is Saturday, January 16th, & it starts @ 14:00hrs(2:00pm) Wijk aan Zee time & @ 08:00hrs(8:00am chessgames EDT)

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< 2 Prediction Contests: (Win virtual medals - Gold, Silver & Bronze) >

User: lostemperor (FINAL STANDINGS PREDICTIONS) - Predict the order the players will finish. Run & hosted by <lostemperor>. (3 categories to medal in)

User: Golden Executive - (The Game Prediction Contest) - Predict the result 1-0, 1/2, or 0-1. Run & hosted by <Golden Executive>. (3 categories to medal in) This year will be the 12th Anniversary for this contest! (from 2007 to 2021 - 14 years running)

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Jan-17-21  thegoodanarchist: Nils Grandelius (kibitz #87)
Feb-20-21  bix22: <offramp>'s "last seen date" shows Feb-20-21, though no kibitz references found here for Feb 17 through Feb 20.
Feb-21-21
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I haven't been kibitzing too often.... I haven't been using computers, rather than handheld devices and they are fiddly to make complicated chess posts.
May-17-21
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I switched to LINUX on everything (except phones) as soon as COVID-19 appeared in Angleterre.

My computers have since been much slower. I thought they would be faster!

I changed to Linux at that time totally coincidence.

I can't use things like Chessbase and MS Word, it's a bit of a crimp.

I cannot even typing these words that you are reading.

May-17-21
Premium Chessgames Member
  WannaBe: Android is a (slightly) modified LINUX system, iOS is a Unix BSD. And of course, Unix is what led to Linux (Linus Torvald), so hence, you are <ALL> Linux. 😁😁

Unless you mean your land-line phones. (What are those?)

Which flavor of Linux are you using? SUSE? Ubuntu (my fav), CentOS? You can use Open Office or LibreOffice for Linux systems. Some linux distro even have them pre-packaged as their default office suite of software (Maybe RedHat?)

May-18-21
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Here is the dry version, from the horse's mouth:

<
NAME="Linux Mint"
VERSION="19.1 (Tessa)"
ID=linuxmint
ID_LIKE=ubuntu
PRETTY_NAME="Linux Mint 19.1"
VERSION_ID="19.1"
HOME_URL="https://www.linuxmint.com/"
SUPPORT_URL="https://forums.ubuntu.com/"
BUG_REPORT_URL="http://linuxmint-troubleshooting-gu..." PRIVACY_POLICY_URL="https://www.linuxmint.com/"
VERSION_CODENAME=tessa
UBUNTU_CODENAME=bionic
>

For many, like me, <anything> is better than Windows. Linux is a bit slow on my laptop, which was not designed for Linux. But Linux is a huge improvement for the previous Windows.

May-21-21  thegoodanarchist: <WannaBe:

Which flavor of Linux are you using?>

Wintergreen.

Nov-22-21
Premium Chessgames Member
  OhioChessFan: ***Moves Prediction Contest Is Back!!!***

A message from The Legendary <chessmoron> ===========

Hey <friends> What better way to have a prediction contest than a <World Championship>. Get you prediction hat on, and let's PREDICT!

The drawing of colors will be available on Nov 24th (Opening Ceremony). All predictions must be posted on User: OhioChessFan before NOV 26th, 2021 at 7:30AM Eastern time.

Since there's 14 games total, predict as many games as you think the winner will need to score 7.5 points, the number needed to win the match. Then predict the number of moves each game you think will be played.

Be warned, if a game is not played and you predicted a game result, you will lose 3 points. ie. If game 14 is not played and you predict a game 14, you lose 3 points."

Posting format:

G1: Nepomniachtchi-Carlsen (1-0, 1/2, or 0-1) (# of moves played)

G2: Carlsen-Nepomniachtchi (1-0, 1/2, or 0-1) (# of moves played)

3. Only Moves+Bonus Ranker (See OhioChessFan chessforum 's profile on what that is about) will be used to medal.

4. I will post results after game 4, game 8, game 12, and game 14.

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Click on Elvis for details

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