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Memorable Quotes
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   Memorable Quotes has kibitzed 35 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-18-20 TheAlchemist chessforum (replies)
 
Memorable Quotes: Also, this is in no way me taking any sides in this debate, I left it as is so everyone can make up their own mind.
 
   Sep-27-17 Memorable Quotes chessforum (replies)
 
Memorable Quotes: Just to correct my previous mistake, reposted: <Dr Winston OBoogie>: <saffuna: <<Bobsterman>, did you notice that Trump's speech at the UN was strong, very manly and well received by respected leaders around the world?> <The president of Nambia ...
 
   Feb-03-06 Chessgames - Beer (replies)
 
Memorable Quotes: Finally, I have completed Game Collection: The Punishment . You're welcome to have a look!
 
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Memorable CG Kibitzers' Quotes

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Jun-02-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  OhioChessFan: <chessgames.com> when asked how they feel about sockpuppets:

<chessgames.com Sockpuppets to create the appearance of a dialogue when it's really just one person monologuing are strongly discouraged.>

<MissScarlett: How do you feel about 'Knock! Knock!' jokes?>

<chessgames.com: It depends on who's there.>

chessgames.com chessforum

Jun-03-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: There is a very touching, but long, quote at Abraham Tabash (kibitz #1), courtesy of User: Tabanus, who discovered it.
Jun-09-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: A question at S Volkov vs B Socko, 2014 (kibitz #7)

<EvanTheTerrible: Great game! How much of this is theory?>

received a karmic response:

<PawnSac: All of it now!>

Jun-27-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  OhioChessFan: At Kenneth S Rogoff

<johnlspouge: It would be interesting to hear intelligent discussion on this topic.>

<Diademas: Wow! You realy are at the wrong place. >

Jul-04-18  optimal play: Jul-04-18 OhioChessFan: <HMM: Trump played either rugby or Aussie rules football>

Good. If those lousy Ozzies try to be World Champions in Australian Rules Football, the USA has a secret weapon.

Jul-07-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  OhioChessFan: The Kibitzer's Café

<harry lime: I Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed an American woman who I can fall in love with at a glance .. Any ideas ?? >

<Luke Warm: You could get Blondie, harry.>

<nok: You mean "you could get Debbie, harry". >

Jul-18-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I wish I had seen this useful and funny mnemonic a long time ago:

George Hatfeild Gossip (kibitz #60)

<"I" before "C"
Or when followed by "T"
O'er the ramparts we watched
Not excluding joint taxpayers filing singly
EXCEPTION: Suzi's All-Nite E-Z Drive-Thru Donut Shoppe.>

So NOW I know!

Good one, User: rapidcitychess!

Jul-25-18  zanzibar: <<offramp:> Could you please change the names of the players on the live game page. It is showing as Carlsen v Svidler but it is really Georgiadis v Carlsen.>

chessgames.com chessforum (kibitz #29809)

Jul-31-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  OhioChessFan: In a discussion of a Queen sac at Averbakh vs Kotov, 1953

<King Harvest: When I sac the Queen in positions like this, where I can't calculate my way to a clear win, well, usually a few moves later I wish I could Averbakh.>

<ChessHigherCat: LOL. But you can't Averbakh onboard because she's already Kotov.>

Aug-04-18  N0B0DY: <BlackFront: <N0B0DY> ever accused Hans Ree of original research. You pay peanuts, you get monkeys.>

<jessicafischerqueen: <BlackFront> heh...>

Vladimir Petrov

Aug-07-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  Diademas: From the Rogoff page where <Nisjesram> is, to put it delicately, a prolific contributor:

<<Nisjesram>: I tell you <bobsterman> how to solve your immigration problem.....anyone who wants to immigrate here , make them read <rogoff> forum....>

<<OhioChessFan>: Wow. It took thousands of posts, but you finally said something that makes sense, and is also funny.>

Aug-10-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  OhioChessFan: From Daniel Freeman player page:

<any conceivable reason to tolerate idiotic speeches about "godless atheists">

<nok: Ban it. Redundant expressions have no place here.>

Aug-12-18  zanzibar: TD, replying to a quote:

<<Kasparov's games are no fun??>

Yes. Especially if you're playing against him.>

Robert James Fischer

.

Aug-14-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Here is a truly colossal, Mount Rushmore-like quote from the dazzlingly unlawful User: thegoodanarchist:

Podebrady (1936) (kibitz #4)

<thegoodanarchist: < The 18 combatants included: Alexander Alekhine, Erich Eliskases, Stefan Fazekas, Salomon Flohr, Jan Foltys, Paulino Frydman, Vera Menchik, Karel Opocensky, Jiri Pelikan, Vladimir Petrov, Vasja Pirc, Kurt Paul Otto Joseph Richter, Karel Skalicka, Gideon Stahlberg, Lajos Steiner, George Alan Thomas, Karel Treybal, Emil Zinner.>>

[Here it comes! Get ready.]

<The Podebrady Bunch!>

User: JimNorCal spotted its brilliance immediately!

A beam of light incandescent at a time of darkest night.

Aug-14-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  Annie K.: chessgames.com chessforum (kibitz #30196)

<nok: <<(...) by Raymond Keene is a good book>

Who wrote it?>>

Aug-22-18  zanzibar: This one is really good!

<<sneaky sqeeky: So proud of you! Sargon>

Who is this <Sargon> you speak of? My name is <chessgames.com> ...

<<>>>

6th Sinquefield Cup (2018) (kibitz #26)

Sep-18-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  jessicafischerqueen:

Kibitzer's Café (kibitz #239002)

<HeMateMe: why isn't there any good baroque porn? I've scoured the internet mate, none to be had.>

lol

Sep-19-18  Boomie: <Jessie>

He was responding to one of my posts two posts before.

"Musical quality is a bit like pornography. You can't define it but you know it when you hear it."

Oct-05-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <offramp: I suppose we all know that Kieseritzky had poo-poo that was harder than diamonds. As part of a discussion on that phenomena we asked the opinion of a medical professional:

Lionel Adalbert Bagration Felix Kieseritzky (kibitz #88)

<rgr459: a a physician, my preferred question to assess stool consistency is: if you stool on the floor, and drop a quarter in it, will it splash, stick, or bounce off?>>

I think that should’ve been “phenomenon”. Massive 😝 😆 LOL!

Oct-19-18  zanzibar: <Susan Freeman: Yes. Take it to rogoff. 😊>

chessgames.com chessforum (kibitz #31251)

The gal learns fast.

Oct-19-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  Check It Out: <saffuna:

<I guess the Saudis will relinquish Khashoggi's body soon.>

They may release it in installments.>

Kenneth S Rogoff (kibitz #352749)

Oct-23-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  Diademas: <johnlspouge: < <Bobsterman3000> wrote: Chance is a strange thing - I guess an infinite number of chimps typing on an infinite number of keyboards could also crank out all 37 of Shakespeare's plays soon or later - to the letter!! >

Even here on the Rogoff page, we haven't done it yet.> Kenneth S Rogoff

Oct-27-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  Annie K.: <Diademas: <Sargon: Caruana—it's time for an American to shock the world again...>

That's happening on a daily basis.
Make way for a boring, predictable Norwegian!>

Carlsen - Caruana World Championship Match (2018) (kibitz #9)

Nov-01-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  moronovich: Diademas: <I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it I'm about to lose control and I think I like it I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it> This will be the best thing since sliced bread!

Oct-31-18

Count Wedgemore: <Diademas: This will be the best thing since sliced bread!> Yes, and one of them will be toast after the match.

From the Carlsen page.

Nov-05-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp:
The Women's World Championship KO (2018) is under way. But why isn't Yifan Hou playing?

User: Tabanus keeps us up to date:
Women's World Championship KO (2018) (kibitz #29)

<Yifan Hou won the WC <KO> in 2010, won the WC <match> in 2011, was knocked out in the WC <KO> 2012, yet allowed to play and win the WC <match> in 2013, boycotted the WC <KO> 2015, yet allowed to play and win the WC <match> 2016, boycotted the WC <KO> in 2017, boycotted the Grand Prix series 2015-2016 and therefore could not play in the WC <match> in May 2018. And now she boycotts the WC KO for the 3rd time.>

Written with dry humour!

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