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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Feb-03-15
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  chancho: Pete Carroll: <"Darrell did what I told him to do," "He was being perfectly in line. I told him to throw it."

"We've got three wide receivers, they've got goal line guys... "Throw it. Throw it Bev.

This is that time right now.

This is the down where we throw it because we have the better matchups to throw it and the lesser matchups to run it.

"That doesn't make anybody feel any good. I know that, but that's the mentality.">

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd....

Feb-03-15
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  WannaBe: 26 Years Old, in 2014 .212 batting average, .361 SLG .632 OPS and 54 RBIs.

Career .236 BA, .379 SLG ,668 OPS and 199 RBIs (since 2011)

You be the GM: How much would you pay him a year?

Answer: http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/1...

Feb-04-15  Jim Bartle: Also 5 home runs in 15 games in the postseason.
Feb-04-15
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  chancho: <Brady to give MVP truck to Butler>

http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story...

It's a very nice gesture.

And why not?

His wife could buy him a dozen of them...

Feb-04-15
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  perfidious: <WannaBe: Bwahahahahah!!!!! Now Lance Armstrong <AND> girlfriend are in trouble. S-T-U-P-I-D>

And she took the fall for it at first...

Must be nice to lie one's way through life.

Feb-04-15
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  Phony Benoni: I don't see the problem. Clayton Kershaw's numbers are nowhere near Moustakis's, and look how much he gets.
Feb-04-15
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  keypusher: < chancho: <Brady to give MVP truck to Butler> http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story...

It's a very nice gesture.

And why not?

His wife could buy him a dozen of them...>

Plus it is a seriously ugly truck. Giselle wouldn't even get in, I'll bet.

I think Edelman should have been the MVP, but an undrafted rookie surely needs the truck more.

Feb-04-15
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  chancho: Just found this video of the Butler interception:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgl...

The kid did sniff the play out and got to the passing route.

Feb-04-15
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  keypusher: <chancho> Butler made a play for the ages, and no mistake.

Did you see this picture?

https://fbexternal-a.akamaihd.net/s...

Looking good for Seattle so far...

Feb-04-15
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  chancho: lmao...
Feb-04-15
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  WannaBe: Regarding that picture posted by <keypusher>, some talkin' heads have said, with one TO remaining, Seattle may very well have ran Wilson right up the middle...
Feb-04-15  Jim Bartle: Edelman appears to be of the Berry/Biletnikoff/Hines Ward/Maynard school of receivers, not fast but slippery.
Feb-04-15
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  Phony Benoni: Might also compare Edelman to Wes Welker, who has never been quite the same since leaving New England and Brady.
Feb-04-15
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  WannaBe: So much for 'No Fun League'.

One year suspension for repeat offender (drinking): http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...

Falcons pipe in crowd noise: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...

Assaulting a pizza guy, over a parking spot: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...

Second arrest in 4 month (Dallas Cowboys, marijuana, 2:53AM) http://espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/story...

Packers, felony possession firearm and of marijuana and 190K of cash, Tuesday night (must be signing bonus) http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...

Cleveland Browns and texting 'scandal'. http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...

We having fun in this league, yet? How do you like them apples, commissioner 'Good'ell?

Feb-06-15  shivasuri4: Game Collection: Game of the Day 2015

The pun for yesterday's GOTD has been changed to Kobe Beef.

Feb-07-15
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  Phony Benoni: <shivasuri4> Thanks. I've updated the collection, as well as the appropriate Pun Indexes.
Feb-09-15  morfishine: <Phony Benoni> Thanks for your reply here: Rublevsky vs P Smirnov, 2013 (kibitz #31)

What I found odd is after spending 18 months "training", mostly under the guidance of <Patriot>, which in my case amounted to spending about 2 hours per day studying tactics, problems and playing 5-min chess, on the one hand my rating had elevated 200 points but my Sunday POTD success rated stayed at exactly 25%

Many times during that period I'd focus for hours at a time, determined to "find the answer". But no more, now I spend no more than 30 minutes on the Sunday Puzzle. Pattern recognition is one thing, but creating your own idea(s) is quite another and I'd much rather try to build on some thing I've started in the first place

And besides, Chess960 has me, at least for now...

morf

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Feb-10-15
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  Phony Benoni: <morfishine> We have different attitudes. I've never had a chess coach (even in school) or any sort of formal instruction. Everything I've picked up has been from books, experience, informal conversations or post mortems, and <WannaBe's> kibitzes.

I've considered it. When my rating got up to 2143, I thought it might be nice to make a real effort to pick up those final 57 points. But the cost involved of making every game a life-or-death struggle to grind out the least advantage didn't appeal to me.

You see, I really did play chess for fun. Winning was nice, but getting pleasure out of the game was more important.

I once mentioned this attitude to Ben Finegold. He looked at me incredulously and said, "But winning is fun!"

And I thought of Andrew Karklins, a Senior Master from Chicago who played at a weekend tournament in Detroit. His two games on Sunday both went over 100 moves, and he didn't finish them until 5:00 Monday morning. Then he drove five hours back to Chicago and went to work.

I don't care that he won the tournament. That is not fun. And that's why I don't break my head trying to solve Sunday puzzles. Yes, I'm a Lazy Bum and a bad Role Model for the Youth of Today. So be it.

Feb-10-15  morfishine: <Phony Benoni> Well, we are not too different. I only "seriously" started playing when I was 25, reading Alekhine's & Morphy's (Sergeant) & Chernev's (1000 Best Short Games of Chess) books. I was in with a bunch of waiters and bartenders working night jobs and going to school, playing chess all night, carousing, drinking beer, etc.

From this basis, I entered the Orlando Open a number of times, doing well once in the 1800 division, but blew game 4, and that was that. I never bothered to really make an effort at chess, since I was spending all my time playing golf. Only when I was 52 did I make a concentrated effort and got my 5-min rating up to 1870.

So, we are not too different. I have no time for real training. My experience with golf taught me what that entails. I play chess for the fun of it, and immensely enjoy playing over at ChessCube.com, especially Chess960

Thanks for the reply, and Happy Chess!

morf

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Feb-11-15
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  OhioChessFan: <James Dolan tells a fan to 'start rooting for the Nets because Knicks don't want you'>

http://www.aol.com/article/2015/02/...

Feb-11-15
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  WannaBe: First was Dean Smith, now Jerry Tark! =((
Feb-11-15  Jim Bartle: Right, the two extremes of the morality spectrum.
Feb-11-15
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  WannaBe: <Jim Bartle> Well, the 2005 Championship team is part of the African American Study scandal, not completely sure if Smith was not aware of it...
Feb-11-15  Jim Bartle: I don't think you can blame Smith for anything after he retired. Far greater is his strong role in integrating the ACC in the 60s.

Here's a very good obituary by Charles Pierce: http://grantland.com/the-triangle/d...

Feb-11-15
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  WannaBe: <Jim Bartle> You are right, that was under Roy Williams... Why did I think it was Smith?!!?

(Y'all white folks all look alike, I guess. =)

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