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Feb-07-06
 | | chancho: <jackmandoo: How did we get to talking about Capablanca? Are we afraid of Kasparov? He is retired people!! Don't be afraid to peel away the layers of that man, the man who calls himself Kasparov. As Fran is my witness (Fran is one of my mothers friends who is a ruthless and semi-evil ex-librarian who will bash and torture you if you go back on your promise)I will break him down and analyze his games until they become elementary. I shall not rest until we are all 2800 players........O.K. who spiked my Capri Sun I'm talkin funny again.>
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| Feb-07-06 | | whatthefat: <jackmandoo, Feb-07-06, Keene vs Robatsch, 1971 >: <some player hear the position whispering; "Sacrifice!"> I good idea in a tournament is if you are losing really bad or low on time just leave the table and come back and drop a ham sandwich on the board, right on the pieces. I always say, "The position called for a ham sandwich, so that's what I gave it." You get one by in most tourneys and get to replay the game. |
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| Feb-07-06 | | RonB52734: I don't know if this has been here before or not...
If Kasparov is an omnipotent being, can he microwave a burrito so hot that even he cannot eat it? |
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| Feb-09-06 | | blingice: Kasparov doesn't eat burritos. He stares at them until it WANTS to be inside of him. |
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| Feb-09-06 | | blingice: From: Carlsen vs Beliavsky, 2006 <Feb-08-06 LIFE Master AJ>: In the end, Carlsen won tied for 1st in the "B" section. This is a fantastic achievement for an adult chess player, but considering that Magnus is only 15 years old ... <Feb-08-06 iamverywellatchess>: What is LIFE Master AJ? LIFE the cereal? LIFE the magasine? How does a man master a cereal or a magasine? Please tell me soon I am interest! <Feb-08-06 Whitehat1963>: iamnotverywellatspelling,typingorgrammar. |
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| Feb-09-06 | | blingice: <iamverywellatchess>'s profile: "I am well at chess. Everone knows this and they tell me many times per day. Many have asked what is my point of orginination! I am from the state of Unites States of Kansas!" |
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| Feb-09-06 | | RolandTesh: <RonB>
<If Kasparov is an omnipotent being, can he microwave a burrito so hot that even he cannot eat it?> This morning I put instant coffee in a microwave and almost went back in time. |
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| Feb-09-06 | | blingice: <RolandTesh> Me too. I have started to compile a list of what <Jim Bartle> calls "verywellisms". I believe most of us know who he was referring to. Post these in this forum or at mine, but preferably mine because I'm now specializing in recording these. |
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| Feb-10-06 | | blingice: Bologan vs I A Nataf, 2002 According to <iamverywellatchess>, "a ladel of cucumber broth" can checkmate me and also apparently "a horse" could checkmate a person? Did you also know that "pointy players" are worth more than Qs and "horses" are worth more than "pointy players"? We should all follow <iamverywellatchess>'s "large" play. |
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| Feb-10-06 | | blingice: From: Petrosian vs I Pogrebissky, 1949 <Nov-27-05, OhioChessFan>: Wow, from White's 19th move on, this is a serious King side attack. If someone showed me the game and asked me to guess who played it, I'd probably guess Alekhine. <Feb-09-06, jackmandoo>: actually it's Petrosian, it says so above the game. |
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| Feb-10-06 | | blingice: From: Veselin Topalov <Feb-08-06, jackmandoo>: I have terms that all of my pawns should be replaced by Queens when I play for the world championship. |
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| Feb-10-06 | | blingice: From: Spassky vs Czerniak, 1971 <Feb-07-06, jackmandoo>: Spassky liked to drink coffee during his games, maybe this game he had some Columbian Supremeo because he plays like a savage Columbian villager in this game. ...
<Feb-07-06, jackmandoo>: "The text brings more of blacks pawns to the center but leaves his king somewhat naked, this confused me, but just for a little bit. Just after he made this move i felt something on my inner thigh and realized it was Czerniak himself, I soon realized blacks plan, he would give away the game, and then himself." Spassky from "My 120 most hottest games!" <Feb-07-06, Holden>: To open up the g file for a rook. <Feb-07-06, jackmandoo>: WRONG!!! Pat Bucannon!!!!! ________________________________________
I think <jackmandoo> was on a roll that day. |
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| Feb-10-06 | | blingice: From: Smyslov vs Spassky, 1959 <Feb-03-06, MorphyMatt>: Smyslov Kan do it! <Feb-03-06, jackmandoo>: Yea SMY really SOLV's this problem! (Jackmandoo bows his head and raises his hand to recieve high five from <morphymatt> for making and equally humorous pun.) |
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| Feb-10-06 | | blingice: From: Fischerandom Chess Generator
<Feb-03-06, aw1988>: I wonder when jackmandoo will stop spouting bull@#$%. |
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| Feb-10-06 | | blingice: From: John Owen <Jan-24-06, jackmandoo>: My Great-great grandfather played Mr. Owens in a casual game in Hastings. He said of Owens, "You could imagine my surprise when he responded "1..B3" Mr. Owens then crossed his arms and leaned back in his chair, giving me a very sarcastic and coy smile. I tossed the chees board onto the floor stating I didn't play with children and for him to be on his way." (My father and I found this annotated game in my great great grandfathers computer. It was a wooden box with drawers, another name they used for computer back then was "dresser." While I played through this game on my pocket set my dad was shadowboxing somebody in the mirror of the bathroom. I think a good match would be my dad and the jolly green giant. My dad is much larger than the giant, but he is terrified of cartoons and asparagus so it would be a good fight.) |
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| Feb-10-06 | | blingice: From: Michael Adams <Jan-24-06, jackmandoo>: Wow you guys are talking about me when I'm not even here. You can check out my latest kibitzing on my profile, they are some gems my brothers. Oh Alexandria I think he has stopped playing the Caro-Kann since his loss to me in a few casual internet games. (I decide to break my rule of never playing a rated player while I was intoxicated the other night playing GM's on the internet. I wish I would have saved the games. I sacked my queen against Adams and then I queen three pawns in the endgame and sacked all of them too. This was a set up to mate him with some minor peices. It was pretty nice.) |
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| Feb-10-06 | | blingice: <MQ> Feel free to delete any and all of these quotes. I know my stomach was hurting by the time I tore myself away from my computer at 1:39 AM from the laughing. I have found my new favorite comedian. |
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Feb-10-06
 | | Memorable Quotes: <blingice> Actually, I would like to thank you, <whatthefat> and <aw1988> for all the contributions. I appreciate every one of them. |
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Feb-12-06
| | chancho: This AJ post is simply classic.
<LIFE Master AJ: <truth>
<"but please don't tell me that I am a child when I call somebody a morron.">
I would think a collge grad could spell simple words ...> He corrects <truthhurts> on his spelling, but notice how AJ spells a certain word. :) |
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| Feb-12-06 | | misguidedaggression: There is a rather interesting discussion going on here: Greco vs NN, 1620 P.S. Don't think for a second that I didn't realize that the yak's milk latte I ordered came with wildebeast milk insted. I'm onto you, Midnightblue!! --abcpokerboy, et. als. |
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| Feb-12-06 | | blingice: <Feb-11-06, iamverywellatchess>: What is sac? It sounds very sexy! <Feb-11-06, hintza>: "Sac" is short for sacrifice. <Feb-11-06, iamverywellatchess>: Sacrifice is not allowed when I play! The only play that one can make is the one that "looks for the check-mate!" Please do not make up things that do not care to exist. _____________________________________
Speculation is allowed in my chessforum is allowed as to all the who/where/what questions about this guy. |
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| Feb-12-06 | | dakgootje: well to be honest i find <jackmandoo> one of the most entertaining persons here around. Though imho <imverywellatsomethinghoweveristilldontknowwhatandelse--
iwouldntsayittoyoubecauseyouralltoostupidforunderstand-
ingonlyasinglewordofit> is even more annoying the <BIDMONFA>, and yes that says something |
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| Feb-15-06 | | blingice: I'm nominating myself for the best Michael Savage-like response of all time: Cochrane vs Deschapelles, 1821
<Feb-14-06, zsystriker>: Alas <iamverywellatchess> has stopped posting as of the 10th... We can only hope he'll return to grace us with his humor. Still, I don't think he's really funny; I think his humor is due to his mental condition whose name escapes me. But those who suffer from this illness have uncontrollable urge to flaunt stupidity anonynmously. It's akin to kleptomania and every other addictions. <Feb-15-06, blingice>: Liberalism? OOOOOh, the ACLU and the continent of Europe is gonna be all over me. ____________________________________
Hmm, yes, I am hilarious. I also knew that that guy was anti-Bush, so that's kinda why I commented, compounded with the fact that I am pro-Bush. |
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Feb-16-06
 | | OhioChessFan: IMHO <iamverywellatchess> is satire. I am not losing much sleep over it. |
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| Feb-16-06 | | blingice: <Nov-06-05, Delusional Patzer>: Is it just me or does Sultan Khan look exactly like the midget in 'Me, Myself & Irene'? |
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